* Many, many lines, like this one:
-->'''Michael:''' ''(sings)'' C'mon forget your troubles, get happy / You better chase all you cares away... ''({{beat}})'' What's more boring that a queen doing a Judy Garland impression?
-->'''Donald:''' A queen doing a Bette Davis impression.
** Later:
--->'''Mike:''' ''(as Bette Davis)'' [[BrickJoke I adore cheap sentiment.]]
* Harold gets some of the best lines.
-->'''Harold:''' ''(to Emory)'' Your lips are turning blue. You look like you've been rimming a snowman.
*
-->'''Michael:''' Sunt! That's French, with a cedilla!