!!Relating to [[Theatre/TheBookOfMormon the Broadway Musical]]

Oh Jesus Christ (of Latter Day Saints), where do we start?
* '''[[NoIndoorVoice HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS?!]]'''
* When Elders Price and Cunningham are waiting for their plane, an African sunset backdrop suddenly falls while a woman dressed in a Lion-King style costume leaps out and sings an {{Expy}} of the opening vocals to ''The Circle of Life''. The curtain then drops to reveal it was just a surprise to send the boys off to Africa
* "Hasa Diga Eebowai"--both the reveal that it means "Fuck you God!" and the SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion when Hatimbi introduces Nabalungi.
** From "Hasa Diga Eebowai":
--> '''Elder Price''': You have to stop saying that!
--> '''Elder Cunningham''': Hasa diga--
--> '''Elder Price''': No! It means something bad!
--> '''Elder Cunningham''': What?
--> '''Elder Price''': They are saying "F you!" to the Heavenly Father.
--> '''Elder Cunningham''': "F you, Heavenly Father?!?!" [[OhCrap Holy Moley!]] I said it like 13 times!
** Before the reveal, Elder Price asks Hatimbi what Hasa Diga Eebowai means:
--> '''Elder Cunningham:''' Does it mean "there will be no worries for the rest of your days", just like HakunaMatata?
--> '''Hatimbi:''' [[HesitationEqualsDishonesty ...]] ''[[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Something]]'' [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject like that.]]
* From "All American Prophet", in the middle of the song...
--> '''Elder Price''': Even though people wanted to see the golden plates, Joseph never showed em....
--> '''Doctor''':(in a deep, operatic voice) I haveeeee maggots in my scrotummmm! ''[beat]''
--> '''Elder Price''': Uh, okay. Well anyways.....
** Joseph Smith and the Mormons boogying it up in the background while Elder Price sings also qualifies.
* Pretty much all of [[ArmoredClosetGay Elder McKinley]]'s lines in "Turn it Off", but in particular:
-->'''Elder [=McKinley=]''': Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, then find the box that's gay and '''CRUSH IT!''' Okay?
** Another stand-out of 'Turn It Off'? In the stage performance, the part where they start clapping ''literally'' makes the lights go out, plunging the stage into total darkness for a couple of seconds. The second time this happens, when the light comes back up, [[spoiler: they're all now wearing sparkly, hot pink vests on-top of their normal clothes.]] Elder Price looks totally confused for a second, before deciding to go along with it.
* "[[DareToBeBadass Man Up]]", hilarious as it is just on the recording, is 10000x funnier on stage when Elder Cunningham, in his quest to [[TitleDrop man up]], stabs a monster in the face and [[StarWars defeats Darth Vader while declaring]] [[LukeIAmYourFather he is not his father]].
** From the same song: "Heavenly Father, why do you let bad things happen? More to the point, why do you let bad things happen ''to me''?"
* [[RunningGag I have maggots in my SCROOOOOOTUUUUUUUUM!!!!]]
* Elder Cunningham's version of the Book of Mormon (with all the fantasy and sci-fi references). Especially at the end, when it's used to threaten General Butt Fucking Naked.
** The chorus to "Making Things Up Again" becomes ever increasingly funnier when Elder Cunningham's conscience takes the form of [[FreudWasRight his father,]] [[Literature/TheBookOfMormon Joseph Smith and Moroni]]. [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Lieutenant Uhura,]] [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sam and Frodo,]] and [[Film/StarWars Yoda]] ("Up again making things, you are").
** From the same song:
--->'''Gotswana''': This is all very interesting, but [[GroinAttack women have to be circumcised]] if that's what the General wants!
--->'''Elder Cunningham''': No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
--->'''Gotswana''': How do you know? Christ never said nothin' about no clitoris!
--->'''Elder Cunningham''':...'''''YES!''''' '''YES HE''' '''''DIIID!'''''
** The first time he opens the Book of Mormon to read a random passage to the Ugandans. Which one does he land on? The one that says God cursed people into being black.
* Elder Cunningham's constant mispronunciation of Nabulungi's name - he calls her, among other things, "Necrophilia" and "Nutella".
** And, notably in the West End production, NigellaLawson.
** In the Chicago production he calls her Nic Rouleau, the actor playing Elder Price at the time
** In the production at the Saenger Theater in New Orleans he calls her Nicki Minaj
** The gag has even substituted in "Neosporin" and [[TheLionKing "Nala"]].
** After Creator/JohnTravolta screwed up Idina Menzel's name at the 2014 Oscars, his mangled version, "Adele Dazeem", was added into the joke.
* "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream"
** "I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!"
** "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Jesus hates you, this we know. For Jesus just told you so]]."
** The spirits of Genghis Kahn, Jeffrey Dahmer, Adolf Hitler, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and Johnnie Cochran]].
** The SMHD costumes alone are hysterical, from Halloween-style devil outfits with plastic pitchforks to maple doughnut hats to demons wearing giant coffee cups (who torture Kevin by force-feeding him coffee) to sparkly black top hats and waistcoats.
** Elder [=McKinley=] randomly showing up, [[CampGay swanning around in a sparkly turtleneck and feather boa before giving a demon a blowjob.]]
** The transition into "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream", particularly for fans of ''Film/{{Inception}}''
-->'''Elder Price''': Wow! I'm in Orlando! It's weird, cause I don't even remember how I got here...
** When the elders then discuss the Spooky Mormon Hell Dream:
--> '''Elder [=McKinley=]''': We've all had the Spooky Mormon Hell Dream. Heck, I have it ''every night!''
** Leading to the positively wonderful and horrifying FridgeBrilliance that Elder [=McKinley=] probably [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext gives Hitler a blowjob]] on a nightly basis.
** Elder [=McKinley=], again, after waking Elder Price from the Spooky Mormon Hell Dream:
--> '''Elder [=McKinley=]''': You had the Mormon Hell Dream? ''Was I in it?!''
* "I Believe" is a funny enough song as is. The fact that Elder Price is practically prancing up to a maniacal warlord and grabbing his hand, however, makes it priceless - the only reason that the General's men aren't shooting him is because they're too confused by what's going on.
-->'''General''': ...The fuck is this?
** "I believe... that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people!" (followed by the choir echoing "black people!").
* Elder Price, after having the Book of Mormon shoved up his ass, gets completely wasted...[[GRatedDrug on coffee.]]
** Which becomes a bit of FridgeBrilliance, when you realize that Elder Price is purposely trying to avoid sleeping at all costs, hence the coffee.
-->'''Elder Price''': Well, if it isn't Elder Cunningham! The super-mormon!
** This is followed up by his monologue on why he became such a devout Mormon. [[spoiler: He hoped that when he died, he'd get his own PLANET ORLANDO!]]
* From "Baptize Me": I'M WET WITH SALVAAATIOOON!!!
* It's hard to describe "Joseph Smith American Moses", but... "Joseph Smith, magical AIDS frog! Brigham Young, frog on his clit face!"
** "Compassion! Courtesy! Let's be really fucking polite to everyone!"
** The costumes and choreography.
** Also, the summation at the end of the song: "Joseph Smith, AIDS frog; Brigham Young, clit face; Shit come out the butt; Jesus says 'fuck, fuck,' Mormons!"
* The ending with the Ugandan Elders. "Hello, my name is Elder Matumbo..."
--> "Hello, my name is [[spoiler: Elder Butt Fucking Naked]]."
** "And if you put that gun down I will--oh, okay, I'll leave!"
* [[TriumphantReprise I STILL HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!]]