* "I was taking him to the bus. It was time for him to go home."
* "Hey Deliverance! That's MY [[MamaBear son]]!"
* When Leigh Anne calls the coach from the bleachers on the phone during a game to tell him what to do; when he realizes who it is, he holds the phone high in the air and hangs up. Leigh Anne: "I can't believe he hung up on me!!" Sean: "Maybe he lost service..."
* [[spoiler: "If you impregnate a girl out of wedlock I will personally crawl into my car, come up here, and cut off your penis."]]
** "She means it, too."
* "Who'd have thought we'd have a black son before we knew a Democrat?"
* Michael's training montage with SJ.
* The scene where Michael meets with the college representatives. Particularly SJ's bargaining.