* Anytime Joe goes into slow motion speak. Like [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=864WK54tCLk this]].
* In Angry Joe's preview of ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'', he is thoroughly confused with the automatic play mechanic, where a single button can control the main character efficiently. Then, this happens:
-->'''Joe:''' ''Wha..? One button controls the whole thing? Why... Why would someone need that..?''
-->'''* An image of a [[AccidentalInnuendo guy ringing a large bell]] that he's holding [[ADateWithRosiePalms right before his crotch]] appears* '''
--> '''Joe:''' ''* Totally disgusted* Aaaugh! AAAUGH!''
* One of Joe's negative aspects of ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' was that boss drops do not get distributed to every player and his way of complaining about it at the 14:00 mark is hilarious:
--> '''Joe; In a really trollike voice while grabbing purple weapons''': *EvilLaugh* MINE! MINE! Itsaah. It's MINE. It's my gun.
--> '''Amanda''': Hey!
--> '''Joe''': Huh? Wut?
--> '''Amanda''': I wanted that! What the fuck?
--> '''Joe''': Oooohhh. It's MINE.
* Not to mention his reaction in... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge1iwDXcX2g this.]]
** Angry Joe [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/aj/ajs/13236-youmacon02#CommentForm outnerding an entire anime convention panel]]
* Angry Joe's review of Red Dead Redemption is chock-full of them, but one's favorite was when he said that the game offers Poker and the video cut to him, another man, and a Saloon Gal playing poker, [[spoiler: to the tune of LadyGaga 's Poker Face.]]
** There's also the part where "The Bad" shoots down different versions of Angry Joe. I always choke on this one:
-->'''Mexican!Joe:''' *Head pops up from the bottom of the screen, looks around confused* ''Oya, que passo!?'' *Is shot* ''OYAAA!!!''
* Angry Joe's ShoutOut to PennyArcade in his review of VideoGame/{{Prototype}}:
-->'''Joe:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU CAN KARATE-KICK! HELICOPTERS!]] WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT?!
** Additionally, Joe mimicking Alex Mercer's bio-mass absorption technique... then [[PottyEmergency having to get rid of the extra mass]].
* Joe's epic freak-out when LordKat does a KillSteal on a demon he was fighting in one of Spoony's D&D games.
-->'''Joe:''' FUCK YOU! We were fighting over here, like MEN!
** Now [[http://angryjoeshow.com/2010/08/the-dd-freakout/ animated for visual fun]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vp70xxEqRQ Full recording available here.]]
* His ENTIRE review of Sonic Free Riders, starting right out of the chute with Joe breaking whatever fourth wall exists on his show when someone off-screen starts to stand up and Joe immediately orders them to sit back down and listen to him rant about the game.
** "And if I see ONE MORE, just ''ONE MORE'' @#$%^&* reviewer compare this to the sacred hoverboard from ''Film/BackToTheFuture'', [[NoIndoorVoice I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET!!!]]"
** On the two player mode:
-->'''Joe:''' "Well, the two player's an abomination unto ''[[LargeHam Goood, Our Lord]]'', and may He have mercy on the souls involved with the creation of this game!"
-->'''Subtitles:''' For they know not what they do!
** His complaint about the way the game has you hold hands with your opponent during any two player racing. Cut to Joe and his girlfriend playing, and in the middle of trying to duck and weave, she and Joe slam their heads together.
-->'''Joe:''' "F*ck, woman that's like the ''sixth time!''"
** On the menu screen, of all things:
-->'''Joe:''' "It's like the developers of ''Sonic Free Riders''--''(pulls out a piece of paper)''--didn't get the f@#$ing memo on how to create a menu with Kinect! That or they ''did'' get the memo, and they just took it and WIPED THEIR ''FUCKING ASS'' WITH IT AND THEN JUST THREW IT IN OUR FACE! ''(does just that)''.
-->'''Joe:''' "'But Joe! They created voice commands on the menu!' OH, REALLY, ''FOOL?!?'' Well, maybe YOU can tell ME why THEY require US to say the name of the button but then don't even display the NAMES OF THE F@#$ING BUTTONS ON THE MENU ''UNTIL YOU HAVE IT SELECTED!!!''"
** On the gameplay itself:
-->'''Joe:''' "You know what they should do? They should add a mode to the game where you actually control ''the velocity and direction of your throw-up'', because that is what you're gonna do after you play a few matches."
** On...his eyebrows?
-->'''Joe:''' "My-my eyebrows are sweating; I F@#$ING HATE when my eyebrows sweat!"
* Trying to be "Average Joe" at the [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/28216-blistered-thumbs-open-discussion Blistered Thumbs discussion video]]. He winced at the ''{{Terminator}} Salvation'' and ''Film/IronMan2'' tie-in games, but doesn't actually flip, but when ''KaneAndLynch 2: Dog Days'' appears, his BerserkButton was pressed.
--> '''Joe:''' [[ItsShortSoItSucks FOUR HOURS??! FOUR HOURS??! ARE YOU SEROUS? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY SIXTY DOLLARS FOR THIS GAME THAT'S ONLY FOUR HOURS LONG, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA PEDDLE DLC BULLSHIT TO ME? ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?]]
** [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Corporate]] [[GIJoe Commander's]] rant in the ''Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days'' review. He doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's making the game cheaper and bad on purpose.
*** And speaking of Corporate Commander, there's the beginning clip, where, in nod to the controversy over [[GiantBomb Jeff Gertsmann]] allegedly being fired for giving the original KaneAndLynch too low a score, CC [[UnstoppableRage flips the fuck out]] [[MinorInjuryOverReaction over Jeff's review]]:
--> '''Corporate Commander:''' ''WHAT THE [[SoundEffectBleep F@#$K?!?!]]'' [[FourPointScale A SIX OUT OF TEN?!]] [[ClusterBleepBomb A F@$KING SIX OUT OF TEN?!?! F@$K ME!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE, WHO THE F@$K DOES THIS MOTHERF@$KER THINK HE IS?!?!]] He is ''[[GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity so FIRED!!!]]''
** Then, when he fires Jeff:
--> '''Corporate Commander:''' ([[VoiceOfTheLegion Putting on his best Sauron impression]]) '''Jeff, you're fired.'''
--> '''Jeff:''' [[PrecisionFStrike F@$k you.]]
--> '''Corporate Commander:''' ''' ''HEEEEYY!!!'' [[UnderStatement That wasn't very nice!]]'''
--> '''Jeff:''' [[ShutUpHannibal F@$k you.]]
* [[{{Kinectimals}} "Ready to play kick-ball, Tiger.]] [[SoreLoser I don't like to lose."]] [[DramaticGunCock *cocks gun*]]
* His opening joke for his ''Film/ResidentEvilAfterlife'' was simple, yet sublime. Wesker pulls off his sunglasses and throws them in slow-mo at the camera. GilliganCut to [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Joe being hit in the face with the sunglasses]]. "({{Beat}}) ''[[VisibleSilence ...]]What the '''[[AtomicFBomb FU-!?]]''''' ([[CurseCutShort Cut to Opening Sequence]])"
* [[http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/03/top-5-shogun-2 Geisha Joe]].
* From the Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Joe continuously wonders why so much content got cut from the game. Each time, cue Corp Commander shruggingly commanding, "Don't need it."
** Also from that review, Joe is downright confused about some of the choices in the cast line up.
-->'''Corporate Commander:''' Hmmm, who can be in the new Marvel vs. Capcom lineup? Um, I know! MODOK! I love MODOK! ...What? Put him in anyway!
* His Darkspawn routine during the ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' review. All of it pretty good but especially:
-->'''Who shall lead the blight back to glory? Will it be Carl, the Archdemon's brother? Or will it be Stan, that guy down the street who once stole candy from a baby?'''
** Hawke's Hidden Romance scene at the end.
* During his ''HomeFront'' review, aside from mocking the AcceptableBreaksFromReality and WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief the game is trying to push on the player, he mentions that flashpoints around the world as battles would make the game better, including stressing for some kind of battle--ANY kind of battle--at the DMZ. What idea does he offer? A DANCE BATTLE!
-->''EFF YO' BORDER!''
* The ''[[ManVsWild Man vs. Wild]]'' game. Joe runs from a swarm of bees--right into an alligator. Which proceeds to eat him.
** Better yet, it happens TWICE. ''In a row''.
** Also Other Joe trying in vain to catch a running deer.
* Just the way he ''says'' this quote in his [[TheMightyThor Thor]] video game review:
-->'''Joe''': Comparing ''VideoGame/GodOfWar'' to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' [holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles] to the off brand [holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Rageous"] [[SeriousBusiness tastes like cardboard and ass]] [[ManChild Fruitrageous]]! They aren't even on the same plane!
* His description of the video game adaptation of ''VideoGame/HarryPotter and the Deathly Hallows'' Part 2.
-->'''Hagrid''': Yer a wizard, Harry!
--> *cut to credits*
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpIhcSp1QjA "TWO HOURS AND FIFTY-TWO MINUTES!?"]]
* Joe did a bid once where he parodied the famous scene from Film/GhostBusters--the moment when the Busters come to the peak of the possessed skyscraper and the ghost asks if they're gods. Joe says yes, but the scene continues as if he'd told her no--with the ghost woman killing them. He protests, shouting that he said that he was a god.
* Joe and Tons Of Fun in the ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'' review, arguing over who gets to protect and then repopulate the planet with Emmers, who's actually fighting the zombies.
* The beginning to his ''Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3'' Angry Rant, where he realizes that people would blame the game's creation on him due to his [[TemptingFate sarcastic remark about a sequel]] at the end of his ''Marvel vs. Capcom 3'' review.
-->'''Joe''': (sits in chair, pulls up video on computer, takes sip from cup) (sound effects from the game trailer begin playing, Joe does SpitTake) WHAT?! NO! NO! That was a joke! I-I was joking! You actually did it! [[YouMonster You monsters!]] No, everyone's gonna blame this on ME! ...I'll fix this!
** He then goes to beat the tar out of Corporate Commander for ruining his name.
** The absolutely bewildered look on Joe's face when he reads Rocket Raccoon as one of the confirmed new characters.
** On Spectator Mode.
-->'''Joe''': And...oh, but wait, here's the kicker! Here's the kicker! SPECTATOR MODE!...'''''SPECTATOR MODE?!?!'''''
* In his review of [[http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/08/green-lantern-angry-review/ Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters]], he says that in Co-Opt your partner plays as Sinestro.
-->*cut to a clip of Sinestro whipping and insulting an alien*
--> Joe: ... when, when he was a good guy!
--> *cut to the same clip ... with a green filter*
* In his [[FruitNinja Fruit Ninja Kinect]] review, Joe, dressed as Ermac, slicing a Watermelon in half with [[KatanasAreJustbetter a Katana]]. While staying completely in character
** It gets even better in the bloopers at the end of the video, he attempts to cut it some more, but fails, resulting in the blade getting stuck, and Joe falling over. Not ''only'' that, but it turns out he managed to make a small cut in the table used for the take.
** Ermac!Joe and Other Joe playing two player mode in which Ermac!Joe randomly decides to chop Other Joe in the chest and face, knocking him onto the floor. Even funnier when Joe attempts to do a roundhouse kick and only causes himself to fall on the floor.
** Joe pauses for half a second after chopping the watermelon in half. It's as if, under that mask, he was thinking, "Damn, did I really chop that watermelon in half?" I find that funny, somehow.
* Joe playing DarkSouls and [[SanitySlippage starting to flip his shit]] at the tutorial boss. A short while later, [[TookALevelInBadass he stands a much better chance]] and [[CatharsisFactor gets some stress relief from killing it.]]
** Shortly afterwards, he finds a hidden path, and somehow ''[[EpicFail manages to fall off a cliff]]''
** Textbook, real-world TemptingFate occurs, too. He outright says, "I don't really see what the deal is.." moments before being utterly flattened by the Asylum Demon. Hilarious.
** "THERE WAS A DOOR?!"
** When he returns to the boss arena, [[DynamicEntry only through a ledge]] ''[[DynamicEntry above]]'' the Asylum Demon: "'''[[WhosLaughingNow REMEMBER ME]], ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH!?]]'' '''" *[[DeathFromAbove Plunging attack]]*
* In his review of X-Men: Destiny, Joe tries to get himself into the Xavier school for the gifted. When Joe shows off his Mutant power, it turns out to be [[spoiler:an adamantium mustache.]]
* At the end of his review for VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity, he takes the opportunity to do a certain... [[{{YTMND}} Batman meme.]]
* In his first video about ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]'' he tries to get his friend Jacob to come over and do the LP but he refuses because he's too busy playing Skyrim.
* Joe attacking Corporate Commander in the Skyrim review. At first, it looks like Joe has become a badass Skyrim warrior, and is about to unleash a CurbStompBattle upon Corporate Commander... [[spoiler: Then it's shown that Joe played Skyrim for so long he went insane and made a tinfoil helmet and a broom spear, which he wails away with to ass-all effect.]]
** From the same review, his suspicions that Bethesda has a prisoner fetish. Cue the dancing monks!
* Joe and Amanda play ''SaintsRowTheThird'', they do a mission where they've been drugged and stripped naked. Then Amanda finds one of the dildo bats.
* Everything about the dildo in the actual ''SaintsRowTheThird'' review. Angry Joe calls a sex shop asking about "big purple ones", they drive to the shop and he orders Other Joe to go in and buy it, then Other Joe shoves it into the shot during the review.
** Other Joe whacking Angry Joe in the back of the head with it in the middle of the review, causing Angry Joe to [[{{Corpsing}} corpse]].
* His summary of ''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soulcalibur V]]'s'' advertising.
--> '''Joe:''' Ass! Titties! Ass, ass and Titties! Ass! Titties! Ass, ass and Titties!\\
'''Voice:''' Dicks!\\
'''Joe:''' ...[[FlatWhat what?]]
* The sneak peek of the Mass Effect 3 entended cut DLC [[spoiler: which is a YoutubePoop-like video.]]
* After witnessing "I'm Han Solo" in ''Kinect Star Wars'', he doesn't just let out Darth Vader's BigNo, he lets out an extended version of it so powerful that it blows up Admiral Ackbar's ship.
* In his review of Risen 2: Dark Waters, Joe gets a [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkey]] as a pet. When he sets it off to steal something, another character shoots and kills it. An [[IncrediblyLamePun Angry Joe]] takes revenge on that character.
-->'''Joe:''' That mother****er killed my monkey!
* Angry Joe previews Dragon's Dogma:
-->'''Joe:''' [''while his character is shooting a whole lot of arrows''] Yaaaay I'm at the Medieval Faire again!
-->[''Shows an actual photo of Joe at an actual Renn. Faire'']
* The beginning of his VideoGame/GuildWars2 Review, where the shopkeeper keeps asking Joe for 15$ because of the monthly fee of WorldOfWarcraft. One can guess how this ends.
* How about his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK4u4uezIPM entire review]] of MindJack? Some people thought the review is one of his best!
** His rage of the multiplayer having to require level 24 to ''[[YouHaveResearchedBreathing unlock auto-balancing teams rights!]]''
--> [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]: What the F**K?! [[ClusterBleepBomb ****! ]] *rage quits very shortly* [[ClusterBleepBomb G*****]]!
** Not to mention this little exchange:
--> '''In-game dialogue:''' [[FreudWasRight "He's a big one!"]] [[LetsGetDangerous "Well, the harder they come...!"]]
--> '''Joe:''' Wait, wh-what?! D-did you-... "[[BiggerIsBetterInBed The bigger they are]], the harder they c**"?... [[NoJustNoReaction That's]] [[{{Squick}} disgusting]]!...
** Also, the start and ending of the review, where [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible the game was so bad that]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation it completely broke Joe down into catatonia]]. Considering how the "theme" of the game was using MindRape powers on enemies, it seemed the game had actually GoneHorriblyRight in what it was trying to accomplish.
* His review of ''VideoGame/XCom'' guest-stars Spoony as both Terl and as the Councilman. He's hilarious in both.
-->'''Councilman''': We're taking away your toys...
-->'''Joe''': But!
-->'''Councilman''': ...and then we're letting the aliens have their way with us.
-->'''Joe''': '''But!'''
-->'''Councilman''': [[AnalProbing Oh yes, in the butt]]. The Council has spoken.
** Commander Joe loses a whole bunch of small countries and keeps wondering what the hell they are and wishing he paid more attention in history class.
* His reaction to Lucasfilm being bought by Disney.
* His Anime/DragonBallZ Kinect review, complete with {{Lanipator}} as [[WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged Vegeta]].
--> '''Abridged!Vegeta''': "Let me put this in a way you primitive earth-apes will understand: [[ItsShortSoItSucks DBZ Kinect is so easy]], [[InsultToRocks even Krillin could beat it]]. It's worth less than a single ratass, let alone forty dollars. ''Not even the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[McGuffin Dragon Balls]] [[UpToEleven could make this damn thing playable.]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!]]''' Now leave me alone!''"
** The game was so boring, he had more fun with the cardboard Super Saiyan hair than with the actual game.
** The CreditsGag, where Joe is dancing and singing, and Abridged!Vegeta is snarking like crazy - then {{Lanipator}} [[BreakingTheFourthWall tells him to stick to the damn script already]].
* During his ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII'' review, Joe is clearly not a fan of Desmond and will happily cut to the clip of [[spoiler: his father clocking him in the face]] at a moments notice.
** His impression of Desmond is hilarious.
--> '''I have a fanny pack!'''
*** Then there's his impression of Desmond's ancestor, who's a cross between [[AssassinsCreed2 Ezio Audiotore]] and [[ThePrincessBride Inigo Montoya]]. [[spoiler: Who jumps to the future to shiv Desmond after he desynced from the Animus]].
* From the "Top 10 Gaming Controversies of 2012"
** His parody of Doritogate.
--> Hello, I'm Angry Joe, and this is my review of ''Halo 4''. *starts scarfing down Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew* It's a good game, and I got plenty of Bonus XP.
* From the "Top 10 Worst Games of 2012"
** The [[TranquilFury actually rather calm]] intro:
--> (Unhappy face.) Look at my face. Does this look like a face that about to have fun to you? [[BigNo NO!]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting We're not about to have fun here!]]'' We're about to do a lot of yelling. So, turn down your speakers. These are the ''worst games of 2012!''
** [[{{YTMND}} "Holy fuckin' shit, it's a dinosaur! Jesus Christ! What the fuck~? Oh my fucking god, fucking dinosaurs! Holy shit~! What the fuuuuck~?"]]
** Suggesting an alternate title for ''[[SteelBattalion Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor]]'' to suit its terrible Kinect controls.
--> '''Joe''': They should have rename this game "Steel Battalion: GET YOU FUCKING HAND OFF THAT!!!"
** The various clips of his girlfriend playing ''VideoGame/{{Amy}}''... and showing that even the calmest woman on the planet descends into ClusterFBomb status when playing it.
* While playing ''Cabella's Dangerous Hunts 2011'', Joe demonstrates Hunter's Vision.
-->'''Joe''': What the hell is this shit?! How am I supposed to f***ing see in this shit?! Really?! This is hunter's vision. Really.
** And when he says that it's more like [[GargleBlaster a mixture of 97 beers, weed, acid, LCD, and cocaine]], we cut to a Stoned!Joe slurring in a drug-induced stupor, before falling over.
** From the same review, there's Joe's [[GoodOldBoy Redneck impersonation]]. Special props for having him react to an InvisibleWall ("''Wat'' da hell is ''this?!'' In the ''FOREST?!?!'' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You gotta be kiddin' me!]]'' What the... That's ''crazy!''"), and his rant at the start, when he claims that, because he isn't a redneck, there's no way he should be playing a game clearly designed for that market. Cut to...
-->'''JeffFoxworthy''': Ever hear a group of women talkin' to each other, "Ooh, I really wish I knew what he was thinkin'"? Ladies, I will ''tell you'' what we're really thinkin'! We're ''really'' thinkin': "[[INeedAFreakingDrink I'd like a beer]], [[AllMenArePerverts and I'd like to see somethin' naked]]." ''[[BrutalHonesty That's ALL we're thinkin'!]]''
-->'''Joe''': ([[ActuallyPrettyFunny snickering]]) ...Okay, maybe I'm not ''[[NoTrueScotsman entirely]]'' a redneck!
* ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite'' and "The Amazing Flying Racists".
** From the same review, there's Joe dressing up as a little girl. That's not the funny part... in fact, it's rather disturbing. ([[CringeComedy Perhaps a "funny" disturbing, but still disturbing]].) The real joke is at the end of the video, where Elizabeth looks on, making the same exact "Da ''hell?!?!'' Uh...no seriously, what the hell?" face YOU probably were while you were watching that scene.
** Again, many may find it more disturbing than funny, but the fact that the shot of Joe dressed up like a little girl being right after an incredibly well edited scene makes this a hilarious case of MoodWhiplash.
* "His Superman vs Batman: Top 10 Reasons Superman Wins!", Joe notes one of the arguments for Batman winning is he's a better fighter, which he points out is moot since even with a kryptonite ring [[BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu Batman breaks every bone in his hand punching Superman]].
* The ''Franchise/StarTrek'' review has him hilariously mocking Kirk's elasticity during a particularly funny death.
* He opens his review of ''VideoGame/MetroLastLight'' describing the bleak post-apocalyptic environment but interrupting it with the fact there's strippers and nudity, launching into a {{dubstep}}-fueled segment (with {{Noisia}}'s [[VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry Lilith's Club]] track) cutting between the in-game stripper and Joe gyrating his crotch to the camera.
* Spoony's cameo in the review of ''VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines''. He initially dismisses the revelation that [[spoiler: Hicks]] is still alive with a light, dismissive "Bullshit" only to descend into screaming {{Angrish}} when Joe reveals that the characters [[WhatTheHellHero don't even try to rescue the other Marines stranded on the planet]] ("so much for 'Never leave a Marine behind'"), shows how the actual game went ''backwards'' from what was touted in the hyped-up demo, and ultimately, how the game was a total trainwreck compared to what it initially promised.
* The face Joe makes upon seeing the new Dante for DMCDevilMayCry. It perfectly communicates how Devil May Cry fans feel, and it looks hilarious. [[ButtMonkey Sorry Joe]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1HTKWX15oo&feature=c4-overview&list=UUsgv2QHkT2ljEixyulzOnUQ His review for]] ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'', showing what happens when Angry Joe [[UnstoppableRage lives up to his name-sake]]. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome when he [[spoiler: [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kills Demon Joe a second time.]]]] [[MinorInjuryOverReaction just by giving the game]] [[FourPointScale a 1/10]].
-->'''Joe''': I have '''''EXORCISED''''' the demons!!!
** Also noteworthy that he says the worst thing about the game is that ''it works'', meaning you can't use glitches or broken gameplay as an excuse to stop, so he calls it a legal means of torture.
** "FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE!"
** "It's as if all the lines were recorded ''in the bathroom'' of the studio by unpaid interns! ''(cue a cutscene with a toilet flushing over the game's audio)''"
** Creator/AlanRickman reading Shakespearean sonnets over [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Hot Coffee]] footage.
** Joe on the shitty fanservice in this game: [[SarcasmMode "Yay, titties!"]]
** After Joe [[LittleNo rather bluntly]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome refuses to review the game]], much to Demon Joe's chagrin:
-->'''Demon Joe''': Uh... Please?
-->'''Joe''': ...No.
-->'''Demon Joe''': [[ManChild Oh come on! Review the game, please?]]
-->'''Joe''': ...No.
-->'''Demon Joe''': Oh, I worked really hard! Come on!
-->'''Joe''': Fine, I'll review it!
** [[Film/TheWickerMan "OH GOD, NOT THE fence. NOT THE fence."]]
* In his reviews of ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'' and ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'', he portrays a rapper named the Notorious J.O.E. (formerly the Notorious An-gar-ee), whose poorly written music consists mainly of him repeating the song title over and over. His songs include "Wipe Dat Ass Ho", "Gimme Dem Big Ass Titty", and the triple-platinum hit "Drop That Dookie". If you thought that was hilarious, wait until you see him [[spoiler:as the president]].
* Deadpool's appearance in Joe's review of the Deadpool game. The highlight is when he gets mad at Joe's rating of the game and tries to kill him, accusing Joe of giving hack and slash games 7 and giving CallOfDuty a 9.5. Joe points out that he never even reviewed Call of Duty, but Deadpool exclaims "Yes you did. Some guy on the internet said you did and the internet is always right!"
* The Total War: Rome II review. All of it. Some highlights:
** Mocking the insanely incompetent AI
*** Showing the AI running around in circles set to [[{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]] at 19:20
*** Before that, showing the AI making multiple charges and then turning around before actually clashing with Joe's army.
*** The ship sailing ''sideways''.
--> The men are [=WAVEring=].
** "Capture the flag! Just like in 272 BC!"
** ''All'' the cuts to an interview with a game designer and game previews, and then cuts back to the actual game. Joe doesn't even need to add anything.
*** Eventually he stops cutting back to the game and starts cutting to The Fox by Yvlis.
--> Joff, tchoff, tchoff, tchoff, tchoff, tcho, tcho, tcho, tcho!
** When pointing out how the families [[BigScrewedUpFamily gain "crazy traits" way too fast]], [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall as if they know just what a mess TW: Rome II is]], he actually plays part of the trailer to the MalcolmMcDowell movie ''[[TheCaligula Caligula]]'' - and then cuts to [[CallBack Angry Joe's cameo in]] {{TheCinemaSnob}}s review of ''Caligula'', [[IAmSpartacus as one of many cameo's claiming to be Caligula]].
* The opening to the ''Dragon Commander'' review... just... the opening.
* Joe driving around in a little toy car in his ''Videogame/GrandTheftAutoV'' review. Yes really.
** Also, enhancing a certain scene of FanDisservice [[spoiler: by [[TooMuchInformation zooming in on]] [[FullFrontalAssault Trevor's penis]] while letting loose with a SlowMotion BigNo]].
* In the ''Videogame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'' review:
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuG8ZkXhaRE#t=10m57s Angry Joe's Superman versus the gun-spamming Joker who just won't stop shooting]]. Joe learn to block, indeed!
* Joe trying to get a Dylithium space crystal in [[http://youtu.be/w_AgjWkNGew?t=10m2s Star Trek: Trexels]]:
-->Joe: See, there's one...oh no! ''NO! THE FUCKING SPACE PIRATE FUCKING TOOK MY CRYSTAL! FUCK YOU! DAMNIT!''
* In the Rambo review, Joe explains that it got a 2 out of 10 instead of a 1 because it made him laugh. He then admits that frankly he's not sure if that's something about the game, or just his mental state after being subjected to it. And ''then'' as proof we see a clip from Joe's webcam from when he was playing the game, and he is laughing manically at how the name "Rambo" sounds.
** The opening. Angry Joe as Rambo (complete with muscle suit) charges (more like walks slowly up to) Other Joe, who is firing full-tilt with an assault rifle. Angry Joe calmly stands in right front of Other Joe, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy still firing and missing at point blank range]], and then Angry Joe shoots Other Joe. [[StuffBlowingUp Who explodes.]]
** The whole thing is an homage to ''Film/{{UHF}}'' btw.
** Joe, as Joe Rambo, in a muscle suit. That in itself is comedy gold.
** When the Russian enemies start repeating the lines [[WelcomeToCorneria "He's a man, not a god!"]] Joe starts imitating them out of annoyance, and inexplicably starts doing it in an Indian accent, which is doubly hilarious.
** Joe repeating Trautman [[SayMyName yelling Rambo's first name]] [[MostAnnoyingSound whenever the player dies]]:
-->'''Joe''': JOHN! JOOOOHN! JOOOOOHN!!! That's what the game says every fucking time you die, I've been listening to that for like six hours. John! Joooooohn!!! This game is so cheap it can't even afford to use voice actors!
* The South Park Stick of Truth review, ''especially'' when the review is [[ArtShift animated in South Park's signature style]].
** The entire Intro sequence, nearly lifted straight from the original South Park episodes. Particuarly precious moments include Angry Joe [[RageQuit tossing a PS4, XBox One, and PC into his TV screen after playing]] RideToHellRetribution 2, rolling down South Park in an "[[TankGoodness ANGRY ARMY TANK FORMATION!!!]]", and Kenny in a Notorious J.O.E outfit singing "Drop Dat Dookie, Ass'n'Titties" at a strip club [[spoiler: [[TheyKilledKennyAgain before getting shot in the head by Corporate Commander]], [[CameraAbuse who then shoots out the camera]].]]
** Angry Joe warning that people who hate South Park's offensive humor, or find themselves easily {{Squick}}ed out are warned of all the offensive content in the game - "[[TheLongList The game has jokes about homosexuality, racism, religion, abortion, pedophilia]], ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking girls with cooties, you name it!]]''"
** Angry Joe [[{{Squick}} getting creepily excited about a point where his character]] [[WholesomeCrossdresser needs to disguise himself as a girl at one point]].
--> '''Angry Joe:''' "[[TooMuchInformation It was, like, totally awesome playing dress up-!]]"
--> (Cue RecordScratch)
--> '''Sidebar Message:''' "'''SAY ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''''"
--> '''Angry Joe:''' "[[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain L-let's just pretend I didn't say that...]] (Whispers) ''[[CallBack I have a history of cross-dressing...]]''"
--> '''Sidebar Message:''' "[[{{Understatement}} Yes. Yes you do.]]"
** SouthPark!Angry Joe being confronted by SouthPark!Corporate Commander, who wants him to stop reviewing the game because [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames he doesn't want the bad reputation of licensed video games ruined]]. Angry Joe [[{{Fartillery}} "Dragonshouts"]] into Corporate Commander's face, who hilariously gags on the gas before letting loose with Darth Vader's BigNo.
** The end of the review, where Angry Joe begins to think that games like The Stick of Truth, Mad Max and others are beginning to signal that [[NoProblemWithLicensedGames video game developers are putting actual effort into making licensed games]]. [[TemptingFate Cue seeing the]] "[[Franchise/Warhammer40K Storm of Vengeance]]" game...
--> '''Angry Joe:''' "Oh GOD-''DAMNIT!!!''"
--> '''Sidebar Message:''' "[[FromBadToWorse And it's made by]] [[CallBack these guys!]] (Shows the logo for [[spoiler: VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution]])
--> '''Angry Joe:''' "What the...? [[LittleNo No.]] '''[[NoJustNoReaction No. NO.]]'''"
--> '''Sidebar Message:''' "[[SchmuckBait So you GOTTA review it!!]]"
--> '''Angry Joe:''' "...You know what? ([[FlippingTheBird Flips off the audience]]) [[BorrowedCatchPhrase Screw you guys]], [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm going home!]]"
--> (Walks off)
--> '''Sidebar Message:''' "[[GuiltBasedGaming But JOEEE!!]]"
--> '''Angry Joe:''' "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Going. Home.]]"
* Angry Joe gets himself a copy of the ''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm'' game. He decided that for lulz, he's equipping VideoGame/{{Diablo}} with a ''Rainbow Unicorn'' steed. Watch the hilarity of the Lord of Terror, BigRedDevil riding a colorful pony [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDOo2h2gZU4 here]]
* In the ''Titanfall'' review we start with Angry Joe and Other Joe as infantry, but both eventually call in their titans. The viewer wonders just how the titans will be portrayed while the guys hurl "get ready" jabs at each other. The payoff? '''Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.'''
** The credits show Joe going to call in his titan, only to accidentally knock the magazine off his gun. Cue Other Joe shouting for his men to attack and Joe calling him out for cheating and [[ManChild threatening to tell on him to mom.]]
** Earlier:
--> '''Angry Joe''': You dead Joe?
--> '''Other Joe''': ...Yes?...No. No. ...Are you dead?
--> '''Angry Joe''': ...NO!
* In the post credits of the ''Metal Gear Solid GZ'' review Joe once again has the magazine fall out of his assault gun. Then Other Joe comments, calling the magazine a clip, and causing Joe to start lecturing him on the difference between the two.
** Also Joe's comments on how the Snake costume is squeezing him apart.
** And there's the RunningGag of how the price was absolutely ludicrous ($30 for anywhere between an hour to ''ten minutes!''), and how the review starts off - with Angry Joe [[FacePalm with his face buried in both hands]], before [[BrutalHonesty flatly stating]] "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Absolutely ridiculous.]]"
* After Joe's show was "brought out" by Disney ([[DontExplainTheJoke technically, Disney brought out Masters Studios, which owns Polaris, Joe's company]]), he [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_NISt5tJOg made a video]] that satirizes the HELL out of Disney's corporate juggernaut image. Complete with [[MoneyDearBoy being paid]] (to the sound of [[StockSoundEffects Ka-CHINGS!!]]) for name-dropping ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' (and having an ExplainExplainOhCrap moment when he reads a... less than flattering review of S.H.I.E.L.D.), and having [[CensoredForComedy his cursewords]] [[GoshDangitToHeck swapped out with minor insults.]]
--> '''Joe''': That's right, you [motor scooters]!
* Angry Joe accidentally spitting on the camera during his Xbox One Rant Pt.2
--> '''Sidebar Message:''' "Oh snap! Did this dude just spit on me?!?"
* For his ''Godzilla 2014'' review, Joe starts out by playing with a Godzilla action figure in front of his webcam. Then, out of nowhere, special effects of Godzilla breathing his atomic fire breath! "Oh, NOOO! IT'S GODZILLA!"
* Joe making up his own emotional scene for [[WatchDogs Aiden Pearce]] involving him pushing a shopping cart.
--> "Oh, the music. It's so sad. And look at the poor Aiden, he's homeless. He's pushing a cart. Ohh. The sad, poor Aiden pushing a shopping cart. This is what it's like become *gasp* oh no, he dropped it. And he would be never picked it up again. So now you'll just push it the rest of your life, you're being pushing a shopping cart, because you're so sad. So, so sad..."
** The RunningGag of Joe mocking Aiden being TheGenericGuy, often by manipulating footage turning Aiden into a ButtMonkey - first, there's when [[ActionGirl Claire]] [[INeedToGoIronMyDog awkwardly tells Aiden she has to leave]], then there's [[TakeThatScrappy Aiden]] [[DestinationDefenestration getting tossed through a window]] by (promptly followed by him cursing out) [[EnsembleDarkHorse T-Bone]].