* The theme song, for starters:

-->''I rock peas for my head''
-->''But don't call me a peahead''
-->''Bees on my head''
-->''But don't call me a beehead''
-->''Bruce Lees on my head''
-->''But don't call me Leehead''
-->''Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed''

-->''You wear namebrands and I make my own clothing''
-->''I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing:''
-->''"I hate myself!"''

-->''Pancake on my face makes me extra happy''
-->''I like shampoo botlles that sit on my lappy''
-->''Cuz it's my show, you can't tell me what to do''
-->''When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew''

-->''So yo, I gotta go''
-->''It's time for me to rock it''
-->''I put baloney in my left pocket''
-->''Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket''
-->''Cuz it's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis''

-->''It's my show, I'm Shmandy Shmiloshmakis''
-->''It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis''

* And the second theme song:
-->''I got peas on my head, but don't call me a-call me a-call me a...''
-->''L.A.!''
-->''That's how I roll, son''
-->''Got a new shirt and a brand new stroll, son''
-->''It's crazy hot''
-->''5 million degrees''
-->''And I'm praying on my knees''
-->''Just to get a little breeze''
-->''Forget about Bs I got Qs on my head''
-->''And all the other letters take a cruise on my head''
-->''Bruce Lee's chillin', readin' news on my head''
-->''And a moose is punching a bruise on my head''
-->''Damn, Skippy, I moved to California''
-->''Brand new show, but yo, I gotta warn ya''
-->''If you carrot me, then you know I gotta corn ya''
-->''Your footsie is stuck!''
-->''Well, I'll shoehorn ya''
-->''I'm Andy Milonakis and this is me show''
-->''After me flow, you know we've got to go''
-->''L.A. sun for my New York snow''
-->''And a shmoow shmork for shmoork shmork show''
-->''Peace!''
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