* "What are you telling me? This is an ABBA turd?"
* Cynthia's performance is edgy and hilarious even for the standards of this movie.
--->'''Adam''': Ugh! You can't do that with a ping-pong ball!
--->'''Bernadette''': Wanna bet?
* "It's not ''purple''. It's ''lavender!''"
* Bernadette pets a cute dog. When she asks the owner its name, he replies "Herpes", and she immediately and silently backs off. The owner continues to talk about his dog:
-->"If she's good, she'll [[{{Pun}} heel]]."