* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p22/ DO I COME TO YOUR JOB AND TELL YOU HOW TO]] [[TheIllegible SCRAWL YOUR NAME ILLEGIBLY?]]
* Doc's brother [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p10 picks his ninja name.]] The name is pretty funny on it's own, but Doc's rant just makes it hilarious.
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p18 Oh my God! Jose Cuervo must've been a ninja too!]]
* "''Why'' did you light yourself on fire?!" "Because. '''''[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p15/ They can't grab me if I'm on fire."]]'''''
* Dan [=McNinja=] finishes his multi-paged furious rant at Ben Franklin about freedom and ethics by disappearing from the office in a puff of smoke. So the good Doctor decides to ease the ensuing awkwardness by delivering [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p20 this gem]]:
--> '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': *adopts overly-cheerful tone* ...well...whooooo waaaaants pizzaaaaaa?
* When Mr. [=McNinja=] has to go into hiding, and Dr. [=McNinja=] finds him and agrees to help him out. His father is at a pirate's bar, disguised as a pirate.
-->'''Dan [=McNinja=]''': ''(rips off pirate disguise)'' Hell yes! And let's burn this place down on the way out!\\
''(Every pirate in the bar glares daggers at him)''\\
'''Dan [=McNinja=]''': [[FlatWhat What.]] Oh, like there's enough of ''you'' here to scare me. "Oh, jeeze o peets, what an awkward situation! I went and upset all the pirates in the bar. '''[[SarcasmMode Gulp]]'''." I STILL WANNA BURN THIS PLACE DOWN! YOU HEAR ME?! I DON'T CARE.\\
'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p14/ ...you're the best ninja ever.]]
** And of course, Dan's retort:
--->''(A bunch of peg-faced pirates run around frantically)''
--->'''Dan [=McNinja=]''': What was that about?
--->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': Oh... I guess they were crew on O'Shay's ship. Um... [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p30/ I cut off their faces.]] This probably made them scared of the sound of my voice.
--->'''Dan [=McNinja=]''': [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p15/ You're the best doctor ever.]]
----> Alt-Text steals the show: "Hahaha! They are blind and mute, AND THEN THEY RAN INTO A WALL! AHAHAHAHA."
* Then there's the [=McNinja=] home defense system...
--> "When I say 'HAPPY', you say 'BIRTHDAY!' '''HAPPY-'''"
--> "[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/9p27 AAAAAAAH!!!]]" [[hottip:*:[[AltText There's a portion of the McNinja caves where various forest creatures sing ''Zip-a-dee-Doo-Dah''. It's haunting]].
* Dr [=McNinja=] ''smells pirate''. And decides to use the toilet. Perhaps you'd better read that [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p45 in context.]]
* The AltText. Also:
--> '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': *flips the double bird* UNH! YEAH! ''(notices he's flipping off a woman and her baby)'' Oh! No no no! That's not at your baby! It's at the moon! You can't see it, but it's at the moon, and...OH FORGET IT YOU KNOW WHAT IT ''IS'' AT YOU NOW. [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p49/ I JUST SURFED A ROBO DRACULA FROM THE MOON,]] SO Y'ALLS CAN JUST '''TAKE IT'''!
** Followed up by this next phrase:
--->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p50/ OHGODMYLEGS.]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/13p25 Oops. I just accidentally poured out aaaaalll of your dish detergent!]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/14p30 "What a strange-looking toilet I'm installing here!"]] Gordito's face just ''makes'' this one.
-->''[[AltText The script for this page says, "Panel 2: Gordito is all wtf mate." It's fun to write for yourself.]]''
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p7 King Radical is subverting our city's rich history for his own devious purposes!]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p44 The alt text.]] Everyone needs a time to shine.
** [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p46 And the continuation of that theme]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p54 "Looks like King Radical was just a punk, hm, mother?" "Just a bitchy bitch bitch, father."]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p64/ Alt Text:]] I'm absolutely positive that nobody saw this coming.
* "Don't unicorns only approach ''[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p73/ virgins?"]]''
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p38 "And oh my goodness you just dropped a sprocket and some guy over there said Queen Victoria was stupid."]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p49 "We were going to have some stern words about being kidnapped by the Luftgoggle."]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p52 "Gorilla + Rocket Launcher > Ninja"]]
** Alt Text: '''We have to lay down some rules around here occasionally.'''
* Doc talking to one of his many ninja clones:
-->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': So what do you go by?\\
'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': "Old"?\\
'''Clone''': Old [=McNinja=].\\
''(Dr. [=McNinja=] glares at the clone, and [[IncrediblyLamePun what's coming next]])''\\
'''Clone''': [[CallToAgriculture I'm a farmer]]. [[hottip:*:[[AltText EEE I EEE I OHHH]]]]
* Old [=McNinja=] scaring kids off his farm, perched in a tree and whispering to them in a ghostly voice.
-->'''Old [=McNinja=]''': "Come play with us! Come play on the farm ''forever''... We'll play in the... Blood... And... Stuff. You'll die."
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p74 This.]] [[spoiler:"Don't worry, buddy! We can take out these ninjas together!"]] [[spoiler:Frans's]] face in the following panel as [[spoiler:he and Dr [=McNinja=] join forces to defeat the ninja horde]] just makes this. Especially since [[spoiler:[=McNinja=] was turning the ConservationOfNinjutsu against him by deliberately teaming up with him.]]
* Dan's explanation on why they [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p26 don't keep explosives in the house.]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p46 Looks like Doc's in trouble.]] Except that '''[+[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p47 HE IS A NINJA.]]+]'''
* The [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/news/dr-mcninja-vs-ghost-trick Ghost Trick]] comic. Also doubles as an awesome tribute to the game.
* Gordito has to keep NASA's staff from delaying a launch. [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p70 By pretending to be a ghost hacker.]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p02 Doc's parents really knew how to raise a kid.]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p23 "Kite."]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p36/ "What?]] We thought it was a future....garbage disposal...." ''(cut to George Washington crossing the Delaware amidst a sea of floating garbage bags)''
* Google is quickly becoming an EnsembleDarkhorse. He/she is so delightfully [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p44/ slapdash]].
* Return of the [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p75/ Birdosaurus]].
** The doctor's reaction to said Birdosaurus [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p83/ here]]
** The AltText for the aftermath: [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p76/ Oh my goodness, someone should make a Jurassic Park/Inception crossover. "A clever girl within a clever girl."]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p97/ The Ultimate Diplomat.]] Words alone cannot do him justice.
* [[http://www.drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p16/ THE SWEETEST DUNK]] (If you can't make it out, it says "So Sweet").
-->''[[AltText We are having a good time with sound effects over here.]]''
--> [[http://www.drmcforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=474&start=110#wrap From the forums:]] "I can say from experience that this was no mustache power. Anytime a mustachioed individual performs a sick nasty dunk, the mustache will reflect it."
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p02/ "I don't know where a river finds all those nickels!!! It just does!"]]
* '''[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p28/ DOCTOR MCLUCHADORE!]]'''
** [[AltText "I will put anything with a mask in a labcoat. ANYTHING."]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p42/ "Oh don't give me that look.]] [[RefugeInAudacity We wouldn't have had to do this if you hadn't made such a big deal about the gorilla!"]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/25p06/ "Tiger with a whip! TIGER WITH A WHIP!"]]
** [[AltText "A creature]] [[SarcasmMode IMPERVIOUS to getting hit by a car."]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/25p09/ "Oh no....bad dudes!"]]
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p40 KNIIIIIIFE EEEEEYYYYE ATTAAAACK]]
* The [[RunningGag running gag]] that a [[http://drmcninja.com/comics/2004-08-08-0p6.jpg kid]] and a [[http://drmcninja.com/comics/2006-02-072p33.gif pirate]] yells when the Good Doctor shouts a PreAsskickingOneLiner involving the word "[[PrecisionFStrike motherf-]]... '''''[[SpeechBubbleCensoring HE]] [[SceneryCensor SAID]] [[CurseCutShort A]] [[RuleOfFunny BAD]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny WORD]]!'''''"
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/25p102/ This comic]]. Something about Radical hugging Ron like a Limpet and Ron's confusion is great, but then Doc's face just seals it.
* [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/25p104/ "That's...uh...some robo-" "HACK IT." "I don't know if I-" "HACK THAT ROBOT."]] [[spoiler:[[AltText Alt-Text: USE...THE "NET"]] ]]
* Ron Wizard reveals that Sparklelord's corruption runs so rampant throughout Radical Land that:
-->'''Ron:''' I had...[[SeriousBusiness bad pizza]] yesterday.\\
'''King Radical:''' There is...a lot of bad pizza in this land too.\\
'''Ron:''' WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE YOU MONSTER!!!
** [[AltText Alt Text:]] I mean...you don't have to eat it. You can just eat the good pizza.