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[[folder:Season 1]]
!!!1x01 & 02; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E1RiseOfTheTurtlesPart1 Rise of]] [[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E2RiseOfTheTurtlesPart2 the Turtles]]''
* Raph and Don sparring:
-->'''Raphael''': Alright Donnie, put down the staff, and no one gets hurt.
-->'''Donatello''': You said that last time, Raph, then you hurt me.
* Splinter repeatedly stopping the Turtles before they head up to the surface & acting like an obsessive parent, culminating in:
-->'''Splinter''': Make sure you "go" before you leave! The restrooms up there are ''filthy!''
* The PuppyDogEyes and the fact that all of the Turtles can do this, including ''[[TheBigGuy Raph]].''
* Splinter is a troll.
-->'''Leonardo:''' So... Now that we're fifteen, maybe we can go up to the surface?
-->'''Splinter:''' Yes.
-->''(Turtles rejoice)''
-->'''Splinter:''' And no.
-->''(Turtles groan)''
-->'''Raph:''' I ''hate'' it when he does that.
* Later when he decides the Turtles need a leader:
-->'''Splinter''': This is a difficult decision. I will meditate on it. (shuts the door)
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Splinter''': (opens door) [[StatusQuoIsGod It's Leonardo.]] (immediately shuts the door)
* Mikey's reasoning for why ''he'' should be the leader instead of any of his brothers? Well, he doesn't actually ''have'' a reason, he just thinks it'd be neat.
* Mikey's face when he takes his first bite of pizza. And his brain subsequently exploding from flavor.
** That scene in general, really.
-->'''Mikey:''' Pizz-ah?
-->'''Donny:''' Should we open it?
-->'''Leo:''' Careful! It may be dangerous.
* While waiting for the kidnappers, Mikey and Donny start playing word games.
-->'''Mikey:''' Okay. I'm thinking of something green. Greeen. Greeeeen.
-->'''Donny:''' (Boredly) Is it Raphael again?
-->'''Mikey:''' MAN, You're good at this!
* Donnie {{facepalm}}ing, forgetting he's wearing wall-climbing spikes on his hands.
* After getting a mini-lecture from Splinter about how there are no "right or wrong" decisions, only choices, Leonardo learns he was chosen as the leader was because [[spoiler:he asked for it.]] Shocked, he asks if Mikey would've been an option.
-->'''Splinter''': [[BrokenAesop Nooo, that would be wrong.]]
* "Yes, Sensei!"
* Raph giving a heartfelt speech to his pet turtle (technically tortoise) Spike, only to [[MomentKiller swiftly start trying to beat the snot out of Mikey for ruining the moment]].
** With a ''wooden spoon.''
* What Leo says before they attempt to save April and her dad.
--> '''Leo''': We're supposed to stay away from people. And bathrooms (shudders).
* [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan How Leo tries to calm Mikey.]]
-->'''Mikey''': Did you just slap me?
-->'''Leo''': I was calming you down!
-->'''Mikey''': ''[[LampshadeHanging Why would that calm me down!?]]''
** Even funnier is that it's ''Leo'' who does it & not ''Raph''.
** Also even funnier, Leo saw this scenario earlier when Captain Ryan did it in "Space Heroes". Except that in the cartoon, it actually worked.
* There's also the exchange before that where Mikey is trying to describe the Kraang:
-->'''Mikey:''' He had a ''brain!''
-->'''Leo''': We ''all'' have brains, Mikey...
-->'''Donatello''': [[DeadpanSnarker Not all of us.]]
* In response to Donatello geeking out over April and the fact her dad is a scientist in the second episode:
-->'''Donnie''': This is awesome! That girl's dad is a scientist! ''I'm'' a scientist! Oh, she is ''so'' gonna like me!
--> '''Snake:''' ...I don't think you're her type.
* Leo explains the stakeout:
--> '''Leo''': For the last time: That building has the same logo as the van that took the family, so if we wait here long enough one of the kidnappers will eventually show his face and when he does we'll ''make'' him tell us where they took them.
-->'''Mikey''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint And then we got ourselves a]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint van!]]''
-->'''Leo''': (FacePalm) Just hit the guy I tell you to!
-->'''Mikey''': Will do!
* After Donnie tells Raph off:
-->'''Mikey''': You got ''spanked. (laughs)''
-->''(Raph squeezes Mikey's finger)''
-->'''Mikey''': Ow! Ow! Mercy! ''(looks at his throbbing finger) Not cool.''
* After Raph tears the arm off a Kraang robot and uses it to barricade the door:
-->'''Raph''': ''What?''
-->'''Leo''': You are ''seriously'' twisted!
-->'''Raph''': [[InsultBackfire Thanks!]]
* Snake getting annoyed with the way the Kraang speak in" Rise of the Turtles, Part 2".
** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The way]] [[ThirdPersonPerson they]] [[MachineMonotone speak]] is pretty hilarious.
* While on TheStakeout Raph soon grows bored.
-->'''Leo''': We have to be patient.
-->'''Raph''': No, ''you'' have to come up with a better plan, 'cause the four of us standing here with our thumbs up our [[LastSecondWordSwap noses]]-
-->'''Mikey''': (looking at his thumbs) I don't think they fit...
* April tries to escape the Kraang by faking sickness and attacking a Kraang guard. He doesn't even react when she grabs him or even when she ''bites'' him. Then he picks her off his back with one hand, puts her down, and locks her back in the cell with her dad.
-->'''April''': Okay, I guess we ''can'' just sit here.
* Just after Raph complains that the van is never going to arrive:
-->'''Raph:'''[[GenreSavvy It just got here,didn't it?]] (it did)"Should have started to complain two hours ago!".

!!!1x03; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E3TurtleTemper Turtle Temper]]''
* Anything involving Spike, Raph's pet turtle.
--> '''Splinter''': Spike, chew on your leaf if you are in the mood for a story.
* Leo's solution to Mikey's complaint that "It feels like something's missing" during a Raph-free mission:
-->'''Leo:''' ''[[[DopeSlap Smacks Mikey in the head]]]''
-->'''Mikey:''' Ow! [{{Beat}}] Thanks.
-->'''Leo:''' Happy to help.
** Then when they infiltrate the Kraang's warehouse...
-->'''Donnie''': *smacks Mikey*
-->'''Mikey''': You don't have to keep doing that.
-->'''Donnie''': There was a spider on you.
-->'''Mikey''': Well, there's a spider on you too. Come here, punk! *starts pounding on Donnie's head like a bongo*
* The Kraang thinking that they look ''handsome'' in the video Vic took.
--> Particularly since the shot in question just showed a droid woodenly blasting away with two plasma guns.
* Leo, Donnie and Mikey about to fight Spider Bytez:
-->'''Leo''': Prepare to dish out the mighty [[ForGreatJustice wrath of justice!]]
-->'''Donnie''': [[DeadpanSnarker Seriously, just yell "get 'im."]]
* The aftermath of Splinter's anger management lesson: One Raph covered in suction cup arrows, and the other three having the time of their lives.
* "Raph! I think you've been punished long enough, why don't you join us?"

!!!1x04; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E4NewFriendOldEnemy New Friend, Old Enemy]]''
* Mikey's attempt to return a kitten to its owner backfires ''very'' badly.
-->'''Mikey''': Hi! Here's your-
-->'''Man''': Aaah! Ugly green mutant freak!!
-->'''Mikey''': What? But I got your cat!
-->'''Man''': Help!! He's got my cat!!
** ...Then the cat attacks Mikey, and he falls off the building.
** And then Mikey just tosses the cat away, complete with crashing sound.
** Most of the post-cat dialogue is pretty good, too. Take, for example:
--->'''Leo:''' 'Chris Bradford, the martial arts superstar with a chain of dojos across the country' ''He's'' your soul mate?
--->'''Mikey:''' [Matches the pose on the billboard] We've got ''so much'' in common!
--->'''Don:''' What if you stop standing like that?
--->'''Mikey:''' [{{Beat}}] We'll have a little less in common.
*** and...
---->'''Mikey:''' --and I'll show [Bradford] ''my'' secret kata, the [[ShapedLikeItself 'Secret Kata']]!
---->'''Don:''' ...catchy.
* Wheareas Leo, Mikey and Donnie leap across a roof in a fancy manner, Raph charges and leaps across, ''barreling into his brothers'' on the other side.
* Raphael's reaction whilst Michelangelo gushes about Chris Bradford.
-->'''Mikey:''' And then, and then Chris Bradford put on his hakama! Man, that guy can rock a hakama!
-->'''Raph:''' Yeah, maybe he'll wear it again [[WhyDontYouMarryIt when he takes you to the prom]].
* This case of mislaid priorities midway through the episode:
-->'''Mikey:''' DUDES! That was sporadic!
-->'''Leo and Raph:''' Shhhh!
-->'''Don:''' [FacePalm] ''That's not what that means!''
* "Ha ha! ''[[PokeThePoodle Revenge]].''"


!!!1x05; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E5IThinkHisNameIsBaxterStockman I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman]]''
* Leo's amazingly long and noisy fall off a rooftop, right after yelling at Mikey about being silent.
** And right into a beehive that just happened to be in his way. It sucks to be Leo.
* Mikey when he first gets the T-Pod. From his over reaction to polka to his dancing, it's all worth a laugh.
* And before that:
-->'''Raph''': You're really gonna plug an advanced piece of military technology ''directly'' into Mikey's head? What if it melts his brain!?
-->'''Donnie:''' It ''won't''! And even if it did, who'd know the difference?
* And when they track down Baxter Stockman:
-->'''Leo''': Give it up, Stockman. We don't want to hurt you.
-->'''Raph''': We ''don't''? Did I... miss a meeting?
* When the Turtles first see Stockman and Raph suggests attacking him:
-->'''Leo''': We don't know that he's doing anything wrong, he could be on his way to church.
-->'''Raph''': Wearing powered battle armor? What kind of church is that?
-->'''Mikey''': [[FirstChurchOfMecha A really awesome one?]]
* Right after that when the Turtles sweep in... and find Stockman failing to get inside the TCRI building with his armor:
-->'''Mikey''': I don't know whether we should pound him or buy him an ice cream cone.
* Donny's built an [=IPod=].
-->'''Donny:''' I found an artificial AI made from, get this, SELF ASSEMBLED CHAINLINK POLYMERS!
-->'''Mikey:''' That's my favorite kind of polymer!
-->'''Donny:''' (Hysterically) MINE TOO!
* The Turtles' explanation to Splinter on how they got so hurt.
-->'''Leo:''' Oh! That, well, we were...
-->'''Raph:''' Hit..
-->'''Donnie:''' By a...
-->'''Mikey:''' Bus?
-->*''Splinter quirks an eyebrow, and Mikey grins, his teeth falling out''*
* Splinter on the ramifications of the Turtles' antics with Stockman:
-->'''Splinter''': "The first rule of being a Ninja is to ''do no harm''. Unless you ''mean'' to do harm. Then do ''lots'' of harm!"
* Baxter Stockman lends himself to quite a few humorous moments in this episode. One example is this exchange:
-->'''TCRI Employee:''' Is this because we fired you, Baxter?
-->'''Baxter Stockman:''' The copy machine was broken when I got it, uh, I mean, [[EvilSoundsDeep I do not know]] [[BlatantLies what you are talking about]].
** And again when Baxter tries to come up with a name for himself. One particularly funny name he makes up that is just so absurd is "Captain Punch-You-Hard". Another, which Michelangelo admits he likes, was "The Suitinator".
** As the Turtles are about to start fighting Stockman, Mikey screaming "WAIT!" and the subsequent shot of the other Turtles and Stockman frozen mid-battle, all looking at Mikey... who just wanted to put the T-Pod away before he started fighting.
* The intro itself gives Splinter a good moment.
-->'''Splinter:''' How many times have I told you not to skateboard in the lair?
-->'''Mikey:''' ''[Exchanges a look with Don]'' ...none, Sensei.
-->'''Splinter:''' I shouldn't ''have'' to tell you!

!!!1x06; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E6Metalhead Metalhead]]''
* Splinter messing with Donatello when the latter says he wants to upgrade his staff.
-->'''Splinter:''' Hmm... a ''seven'' foot staff, interesting.
-->'''Donnie:''' No, I meant using modern technology.
-->'''Splinter:''' Ah, a ''solar powered'' staff.
* When Metalhead is first introduced we get this
-->'''Metalhead (Donnie through his speaker)''': Take me to your leader.
-->'''Mikey (deadpanning)''': Leo, it's for you.
* Mikey attempting a GroinAttack... against Metalhead. [[AgonyOfTheFeet It works as well as you'd expect.]]
* Donnie baiting the Kraang-controlling Metalhead with a Kraang-style YourMom joke, and the Kraang not getting it at all, but going after him anyway.
** The best part may be that the taunt itself is incredibly tame once you translate it:
--->'''Donnie:''' The one that is called your mother wears the boots that are made for combat!
*** That part may actually be GettingCrapPastTheRadar when you replace "boots made for combat" with "army boots".
** Donnie spying on April using Metalhead and talking about how she won't notice... and he forgot to turn off the speakers so April hears him. He then tries to cover it up and ends up hitting the megaphone button and embarassing himself even further.

!!!1x07; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E7MonkeyBrains Monkey Brains]]''
* Donnie and his "Hang with April" flowchart.
-->'''Leo:''' ''(After a mystery gives Don a chance to ditch the guys and go investigate with April)'' Heh. Bet he didn't have that on his fancy flowchart... Whoa, [[CrazyPrepared he did.]] That is spooky.
* Mikey's "Can't stop playing/Must eat Pizza" dilemma.
** And his [[{{Headdesk}} solution]].
* The way the lesson of the day gets derailed:
-->'''Splinter:''' You must find the space between your thoughts and learn to live there. That's what Michelangelo does.
-->'''Donnie:''' True... but Mikey's got a lot more space between his thoughts than I do.
-->'''Mikey:''' ''[Picks up a piece of pizza off the floor and sniffs it]'' Huh! Pepperoni! ''[Eats it]''
-->'''Splinter:''' ...yes. Well... Michelangelo has his challenges too.
* This exchange:
-->'''Donnie:''' It's over, [[spoiler: Falco]], we know it was you who [[spoiler: mutated Rockwell]].
-->'''[[spoiler: Falco:]]''' I used him as a guinea pig.
-->'''Mikey:''' Well it didn't work-- you turned him into a ''monkey''.
** The best part of this may be the reaction he gets. There's a [[{{Beat}} second]] as Don and Leo consider what Mikey just said, look confused, and then glare over at him.
* After being told of Donnie being beat up by a lab monkey, Leo asks if he's okay.
-->'''Donnie''': I'll be fine.
--> '''Leo''': In that case...
--> ''[All 3 remaining Turtles burst into uproarious laughter at Donnie's expense.]''

!!!1x08; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E8NeverSayXever Never Say Xever]]''
* Mikey contemplating getting a tattoo of his face, on his face.
** Especially since the 'face' he thinks of is the [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdact6VZWo1rqowzvo2_250.gif face]] [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdact6VZWo1rqowzvo3_250.gif of]] [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 1987 Michelangelo]].
* After tasting Mr. Murakami's Pizza Gyoza the turtles are so impressed their eyes not only comically bug out, but fall off and roll across the counter!
* One of the shops the turtles pass in Chinatown is called [[{{Pun}} Dim Sum and then Sum.]]
* The absolutely epic [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy derailing]] of Raph's [[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer lecture]]. (as recalled)
--> '''Raph''': Those guys only understand [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption one kind of language]].
--> '''Mikey''': [[LiteralMinded Chinese]]?
--> '''Raph''': No! [[TalkToTheFist Fists]]!
--> '''Mikey''': [[DerailedForDetails What about]] [[RoundhouseKick feet]]?
--> '''Raph''': They [[OverwhelmingException understand feet]].
--> '''Donnie''': [[SustainedMisunderstanding That would make them bilingual]].
* "No more Mr Nice Turtle." "YES! I never ''liked'' Mr Nice Turtle."
* After the Turtles drop the captive Chris Bradford.
--> '''Mikey''': Sorry!
--> '''Raph''': Don't apologise to him!
--> '''Mikey''': I mean... Sorry I didn't drop you harder!!
--> '''Raph''': There you go.
* At the beginning of the episode, when April wants the turtles to keep up:
-->'''Raph:''' Are you saying turtles are slow?
-->'''Mikey:''' That's a hurtful stereotype!
* When Bradford starts attacking the Turtles after their attempt to use him as a hostage fails.
-->'''Bradford''': Alright, let's settle the score, pond scum!
-->'''Donnie''': We're the ones who didn't want to throw you off the roof!

!!!1x09; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E9TheGauntlet The Gauntlet]]''
* Mikey and the smokebombs.
** Even funnier is that ''Splinter'' plays along!
*** When Mikey first finds the smokebombs he mistakes them as eggs and one explodes in his face. As Donnie explains that they're smokebombs and not rotten eggs you can see [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Leo laughing and hugging Raph for support.]]
* Chris Bradford's hilariously bad attempt at a TakingYouWithMe, which just gets him and Xever oozed.
* The somewhat confused look Kirby O'Neil gives Donnie after he says that April is really nice.
* [[FoodAsBribe Pete's attempt at extortion.]]
* The Turtles "Ooooh" and Mikey's "Oh no you didn't!", after April and Donnie's mini-argument.
* After discovering the bomb, Donnie remarks how he didn't expect it to be that complex. Leonardo then responds with:
--> '''Leo''': They're aliens from another dimension! What did you expect? [[CartoonBomb A big round ball with a lit fuse that said "bomb"?]]
** Followed by Raph's typical sarcasm
--->'''Raphael:''' Boy I sure hope this argument goes on for another 4 minutes and 15 seconds!

!!!1x10; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E10PanicInTheSewers Panic in the Sewers]]''
* The Shredder learning from Bradford what happened and how he failed his mission:
-->'''The Shredder''': ...They defeated you with ''go karts'' and a ''water balloon''?
** Made even funnier when you realize that the Shredder is more confused than angry.
* "Doctor Prankenstein". Especially when he gets Leo.
*
-->'''Raph''': I can't believe I'm saying this but, 'get it together, Captain! You're our leader, so act like one!'
--> '''Leo''': That was the anxiety ray talking.
--> '''Raph''': What, that's it? You're not gonna slap yourself?
* Mikey's explanation of where he got the pizza at the end. Double points for him calling them out on their disgust, as pizza from a dumpster still in its box is likely more sanitary than the worms and algae they've been eating before they came up top.
-->'''Mikey:''' ''What!?'' We live in a ''sewer!'' Now you're clean freaks?
* There's a brief view of [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0aybvnOZ1rph7a2o1_1280.png April's student ID.]] Apparently when she got it taken, she had braces and glasses, and looked nothing like how she is today. It's rather hilarious.
* "Okay, Spike, you'll like this show. It's called 'Does Mikey Bend That Way?'"

!!!1x11; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E11MousersAttack Mousers Attack!]]''
* Leo explaining the concept of a "B-Team"...by way of showing two {{Red Shirt}}s get vaporized on a television show.
** Even funnier, the {{Red Shirt}}s getting vaporized are wearing the same colors as Donnie and Mikey's bandannas.
** As a side note, the character representing Mikey is overweight and the character representing Donnie is a skinny, tall, alien.
* When Dogpound is escaping from the mousers with Baxter Stockman, he grunts "Oh yeah!" as he plows through a wall!
* Michelangelo the street dancer.
* Dogpound taunts Fishface by tapping on the glass in Shredder's aquarium.

!!!1x12; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E12ItCameFromTheDepths It Came From the Depths]]''
* Michelangelo tries to offer everyone a pizza milkshake, leading to this exchange:
--> '''Donatello''': There's no way that can sound any less appetizing!
--> '''Michelangelo''': I call it the "Pi-Shake"(pronounced "pee shake")
--> '''Donatello''': (nearly vomits) I stand corrected.
** On Leonardo's television show, the episode deals with these adorable pink fluffballs the crew has on their ship. The captain disposes of them humanely by ordering the airlock to open, and the aliens are sucked out while he sits there in his chair with a stoic look on his face, and smiles.
---> '''Raphael''': You have to be the only one who likes this show.
* Upon arriving in Leatherhead's booby-trapped hideout via a long underwater swim, Raph gets this gem:
--> '''Raphael''': Whew! Sometimes, it's good to be a turtle.
--> (A stop sign comes from nowhere, slicing through the air between Don and Leo with AudibleSharpness. Raph ducks into his shell just in time to avoid being beheaded.)
-->'''Raphael''': ...and sometimes, it's good to be a ''short'' turtle.
* When Leatherhead is subdued and brought to the turtles' lair, one might expect Splinter to (rather sensibly) order him thrown out. Instead, he declares that it is alright to allow him to stay, as it is important to show compassion. Upon being asked if they still need to chain Leatherhead up so he can't get at anyone...
--> '''Splinter''': Of course. I'm compassionate, not insane.
* Donatello tries measuring the output of the Kraang power cell and gets blown across the room leaving him with an AshFace and a [[ImpactSilhouette Donatello-shaped outline on the wall]].
--> ''Why am I the one who has to touch'' '''''the weird Kraang stuff'''''?!
* After they return from Leatherhead's lair, Mikey explains to his brothers that Leatherhead is "off the chain". When they freak out at him over letting Leatherhead loose Mikey clarifies that "off the chain" means he's calm and reasonable. Which is ''why'' Mikey let him loose.

!!!1x13; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E13IMonster I, Monster]]''
* Mikey's ultimately futile attempts at coming up with better names for Falco than "The Rat King".
* Also, his justified remark that Raph's insults have become too predictable.
* The flower-and-rainbows ringtone Donnie has for April. Raph and Mikey's reaction to it is priceless.

!!!1x14; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E14NewGirlInTown New Girl in Town]]''
* When Leo tells April he met a girl, April is happy for him, but when Leo tells April that she's a member of the Foot Clan, April promptly smacks him with a rolled up piece of paper.
** That entire Leo and April scene, actually, including the end where she's scolding Leo so loudly he looks like he's being buffeted by gale-force winds.
* At the end of the episode, how do the Turtles wake up an unconscious Mikey? Leo holds a slice of pizza in front of his face.
--> '''Leo''': "Works every time."
* Earlier, Mikey also learns why the sewers stink and where fertilizer comes from.
* Karai talks to Leo about how the Shredder doesn't really do much else than gripe about revenge and such. When Leo asks if she doesn't approve, she responds:
--> "No, I'm fine with it, I'm just saying: he needs a hobby."
* Leo's attempts to smack talk Karai. With anyone else he's confident and clever; with Karai he can't find the right words and finally sputters out, "Let's just go!"
* Leo is awkwardly trying to explain his relationship with Karai to Raph when Snakeweed shows up, his response:
-->"Oh thank goodness."
* Near the start of the episode, Mikey sheepishly ducking out of the frame after Leo and Raph give him a combined DeathGlare.
* Donnie's snarking about Raphael's rather unimaginative tactics when confronted with Snakeweed at his lair. Creator/RobPaulsen just nails it:
--> '''Donnie''': "Oh, four times in a row--''he'll never see that coming''!"
* Leo watching ''[[ShowWithinAShow Space Heroes]],'' which ends with Captain Ryan vaporizing the evil GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe he had been flirting with. His response:
-->"Man, relationships are hard."
* After Snakeweed's defeat, Raph's apology at the end and Leo trying to rub it in.
-->'''Raph''': Leo, I'm sorry.
-->'''Leo''': What's that? I couldn't hear you.
-->'''Raph''': I said...I'M SORRY!!!
-->'''Leo''': Apology accepted.

!!!1x15; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E15TheAlienAgenda The Alien Agenda]]''
* Leo and Raph discussing Karai.
-->'''Leo:''' They just wouldn't understand.
-->'''Raph:''' You really think Donnie and Mikey wouldn't understand?
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Raph:''' You really think Donnie wouldn't understand?
* Karai threatens to press a button.
--> '''Raph''': NO!
--> '''Leo''': Don't do that!
--> '''Kraang''': [[DontTouchItYouIdiot Highly undesirable outcome]].
--> '''Karai''': [[SchmuckBait Well, now I gotta.]]
* Near the end of the episode, we have this conversation:
--> '''Splinter''': Leonardo, you are not the first man, or turtle, to make a fool of yourself over a girl.
--> '''Mikey''': What about Donnie? *gets smacked*
** Another from Splinter after he says he understands why Leo didn't tell them about Karai.
--->'''Leo''': I was worried you'd be mad.
--->'''Splinter''': Who says I'm not mad? (''smacks Leo with his stick'')
* Bradford laughing at the malfunctioning robot legs that Stockman built for Xever.
** "Fix this, or I'll bite your face off." (''gets kicked in the face'')
* When Raph asks Leo if he's going to tell their brothers and Splinter about Karai, we have this little exchange:
--> '''Leo''': No need, we had a little chat and she agreed to leave us alone.
--> '''Raph''': Right, because villains always back off when you ask them to. Maybe I'll text the Kraang and ask them to stop mutating stuff.
* Mikey can't come up with a fitting name for the large mutant they have to fight. He decides to just go with [[FluffyTheTerrible Justin]].
* Mikey [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a girl]] (as in a stock girly scream) when the DNA fusion is in the process of creating Justin. The funniest part is that, after showing tanks of armadillo, octopus, jellyfish, and electric eel DNA, Mikey screams at the tank of ''cat'' DNA.
*
-->'''Leo''': Let's put old mother Hubbard back in her cupboard.
-->'''Mikey''': *FacePalm*
-->'''Raph''': It literally hurts to listen to you sometimes.
!!!1x16; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E16ThePulverizer The Pulverizer]]''
* Leo, Raph, and Mikey are arguing about who gets to drive the Shellraiser and Don hits all 3 of them with his bo staff, assigns Leo as the driver, and when Mikey and Raph ask why, Don points out that Leo's the only one who won't use the Shellraiser to hit something for fun.
** And both agree he's right about it.
*
-->'''Pulverizer''': "W-What's a Kraang?"
-->'''Raph''': "If we told you, we'd have to kill you."
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Raph''': "Ya see, the Kraang are aliens from another dimension-" ''(Leo elbows him)''
*
-->'''Donny''': "Who do we know that would be interested in stolen evil robot parts?"
-->'''Leo, Don & Raph''': "Baxter Stockman."
-->'''Mikey''': "Donatello."
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Mikey:''' "Baxter Stockman."
* Poisoned Raph.
-->'''Raph:''' I'm fine. Just fine. I love you, man.
-->'''Mikey:''' HE'S NOT ALRIGHT!
** Then Don and the viewers can hear Raph vomiting and Mikey's reaction:
--->'''Mikey:''' You did eat my pizza! You liar!
** Donnie gives Raph an antidote:
--->'''Raph:''' Thank you magical unicorn.
** Paying attention to Donatello's medical kit reveals that it's called, with marker on it, "Donnie's Box", with another sentence via markers that says "MIKEY, DO NOT TOUCH!".
* The Pulverizer meets Splinter by crashing into his room, and Splinter lifts him out of his room.
--> '''The Pulverizer:''' (Whispering) [[CaptainObvious Does he know he's a rat]]?
--> '''Splinter:''' He knows.

!!!1x17; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E17TCRI TCRI]]''
* Leo imitating the Kraang along with April and Splinter's reaction.
--> '''Leo:''' "The ones who are working for this place must punch the card known as the time card into the clock known as the clock of time."
* Donnie once again getting the face shaking treatment from Leatherhead.
** When Leatherhead asks about the power cell, Donnie's smart enough to back away before Leo answers. It still wasn't far enough, but Leatherhead recovers quickly and pinches his cheek while reasoning that the Turtles did the best they could to defend it (they sorta didn't but they stop Mikey before he corrects him).
* Two Kraang talking to each other. They're awfully funny despite being evil aliens from another dimension.
-->'''Kraang''' "[[OutOfCharacterMoment I]] suppose Kraang has once again been foiled by turtles and failed to retrieve that which Kraang was to retrieve."
-->'''Kraang''' "Kraang is wrong, Kraang has retrieved it, ''in Kraang's face''."
* A Kraang picks up Mikey's nunchucks, twirls them, looks happy, hits itself, and tosses them.
* Don is trying to figure out where he's seen the Kraang's insignia before and Mikey repeatedly speculates it's the Olympics. Frustrated, Don yells at the others to leave him alone so he can solve this mystery, which was enough to scare even Raph and they back away. Splinter then walks up and also thinks it might be the Olympics.
** And when Donnie yells at them, Mikey ''leaps into Raph's arms'' in the background.
* The retinal scanner in the elevator:
--> '''Female computer voice:''' "That which is known as access is granted to Kraang."
*
--> '''April:''' "This just doesn't make sense. If the Kraang want to terraform the Earth, why do they need my dad?"
--> '''Leo:''' "Well, he ''is'' a scientist."
--> '''April:''' "Yeah, but he's a psychologist. He studies rats going through mazes. (To Splinter) No offense."
--> '''Splinter:''' "I like a good maze."

!!!1x18; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E18CockroachTerminator Cockroach Terminator]]''
* Kraang chatter.
-->'''Kraang:''' "Kraang is on the Earth diet known as 'Gluten Free'. Kraang has already lost 13 Kraang units of weight."
* Leo talking like the Kraang after ambushing them with the Shellraiser.
-->'''Donnie:''' Which do we save first: the world or the English language?
* Well, Raph's fear of cockroaches and the Turtles teasing him for it.
-->'''Leo''': Well Raph, you saved the city and faced your fear. Not bad for a Wednesday.
-->'''Raph''': Faced my fear? I conquered my fear! I looked my fear straight in the eye and obliterated it!
-->'''Mikey''': So you're not afraid of cockroaches anymore.
-->'''Raph''': Nope.
-->'''Mikey''': Good, good. Then you won't mind the one I just slipped into your shell.
-->'''Raph''': O_O *eye twitch, runs around screaming*
-->'''Others''': XD
* Raph's plea scene.
-->'''Raph''': I'm sorry I tried to smash you, okay? I'm sorry. I've learned a very important lesson. I'll never be cruel again, just leave me alone.
-->'''Mikey''': On one condition:
-->'''Raph''': Ah! Anything!
-->'''Mikey''': Be good to Michelangelo.
-->'''Raph''': What?
-->'''Mikey''': Let him read your comics once in a while.
-->'''Raph''': MIKEY! *kicks Mikey*
-->'''Mikey''': [[DumbassHasAPoint So much for]] [[BlatantLies learning your lesson]].

!!!1x19; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E19BaxtersGambit Baxter's Gambit]]''
* When Stockman is asked why he became a villain, Stockman starts talking about his past hardships and at one point states he built a volcano for a science fair and used actual molten lava which burned down the gym and got him expelled.
** Also, when Stockman describes himself as a sensitive, misunderstood child, Dogpound replies with a [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]] 'Well, there's a surprise.'
* April's attempts at finding the right ninja weapon.
-->'''Splinter:''' You already possess the Kunoichi's greatest weapon. The mind.
-->'''April:''' Yeah, but when was the last time you saw someone hit a bad guy over the head with their mind?
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Splinter:''' Good point. Let's find you a weapon.
* The Turtles ''and The Foot Clan'' attack the Kraang at the exact same time. The baffled reactions of The Foot Clan sell it as well as Raphael being told to be pinched to see if he's dreaming. Mikey obliges, and gets hit for it.
* The end of the episode. Wiped out from beating Stockman and his labyrinth, the turtles and Dogpound and Fishface try to start fighting again. Only to say screw it and go home.
* '''...OF DOOM...'''
** Particularly funny when Baxter is called on it (which is several times in the episode). He struggles to come up with a different name before [[RageQuit just throwing the characters into another trap]].

!!!1x20; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E20EnemyOfMyEnemy Enemy Of My Enemy]]''
* When Donnie says how cool it would be to have Karai (a kunoichi) on their side, April reminds him that she is a kunoichi, causing Donnie to get all flustered [[DiggingYourselfDeeper trying to explain and he ends up telling April she's pretty]] before Raph finally steps in and covers his mouth.
* Raph berates Leo for bringing Karai into the Shellraiser since she'll see all their technology. Karai sarcastically responds that they're doomed when Shredder finds out they have an ice cream cone-shaped lamp.
* Mikey acts like the punching dummy is sentient.
-->'''Mikey''': *responding to Raph hitting it* You're pretty tough when they can't fight back.
-->'''Mikey''': *to the dummy when Raph knocks it on the ground* You'll get him next time.
* Donnie finally getting to tease someone else for their crush.
-->'''Leo''': If [[spoiler: Karai can pull it off]].
-->'''Donnie''': Why, you worried about your ''girlfriend''? I see why you guys do that, it's kinda fun!
* When the Kraang craft is shot down, it flies a crash course straight at Shredder. Shredder just glares and [[BadAss unsheathes his blades]] [[RealityEnsues the next shot is of him knocked into the water and sinking because of his heavy armor.]]
* Karai asks Mikey what "Booyakasha" means and he doesn't know despite it being his catchphrase and says he just likes saying it. She also calls Donnie scrawny and Don protests, saying he's [[InsistentTerminology svelte]].
* Don and Raph gesturing to Leo to stop telling Mikey that leprechauns aren't real, earning faceslaps from the two of them.
* This conversation.
-->'''Raph:''' Hey, the Stealth Bike is my thing!
-->'''Leo:''' Well, now your thing is sucking it up.
-->'''Donnie:''' Hey, that's ''my'' thing!

!!!1x21; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E21KaraisVendetta Karai's Vendetta]]''
* Splinter ''licking Raph'' during a demonstration on throwing your opponent off balance.
* When the Turtles wonder how they're going to stop the Kraang's plot to terraform Earth's water, Donnie assures them that he has an ''awesome'' idea. Cue the GilliganCut to underwater, where we see the T-Sub's debut...''and that it runs on manual bicycling.''
-->'''Leonardo:''' This...is NOT...''awesome.''
* Donnie trying to make the T-Sub go faster...which breaks the engines off, and sends them flying away.
-->'''Mikey:''' Wow, that is fast.
* The giant sea monster from Dimension X [[spoiler:''falling in love with the T-Sub'']].
-->'''Mikey:''' Hey, we're not that kind of sub!
** What really drives the point home are the looks on the turtles' faces. No words can describe that ''utter shock and disbelief.'' You just have to see it for yourself.
* Shredder's first interaction with a Kraang.
-->'''Shredder''': Do they all talk [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment like this?]]
* Mikey's [[RunningGag victory dance]].
* The look on Leo's face when he sees that the periscope (which he has to put near his face) is a dirty old toilet seat.
* The Kraang [[spoiler:have a sign to show that their chemicals are highly combustible]].
** Not to mention that when Donnie's explaining the reason for this to Mikey, we get a [[VisualPun literal image of the ensuing technobabble going in one ear and out the other.]]
* Donatello says to Leo telling them to be quiet that, "We're ninjas. We know how to be quiet." Cue his phone ringing.
-->'''Mikey''': Oooooohh, that is embarrassing.
* Near the end, when the turtles return home after their mission, Don calls April to make sure she's okay. April says she is indeed okay. Donnie yells "Did you hear that guys? My sweet princess is alive!...Did I mute that?". April responds, "Let's agree you did.". [[FunnyBackgroundEvent After Donnie's princess comment, Raph facepalms, while Leo and Mikey bang their heads against a wall and the floor respectively.]]
* "But, water gives Kraang's membrane...wrinkly fingers."

!!! 1x22; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E22PulverizerReturns Pulverizer Returns]]''
* The turtles training session using each other's weapons. Leo trips himself with Donnie's bo staff, Raph hits himself with Mikey's nunchucks, Mikey throws Leo's swords in the air and nearly cuts off his feet, and Donnie pokes himself in the chin with Raph's sais.
** That last one is even more hilarious when you realize that Rob Paulsen voiced Raph in [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 the original cartoon]]; so in a way, it's a very light case of HoistByHisOwnPetard.
* Leonardo criticizing Michelangelo and Raphael on having fun in the first fight in the episode, [[ThisIsReality saying "Real life is ''not'' like a video game."]] while [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Donatello noticeably goes "Hey, coins!" to an unconscious Foot Soldier in the background]], with the Franchise/SuperMarioBros coin collecting sound effect being audible.
*
-->'''Donatello''': Uh oh, text message from you know who.
-->[Leo! Raph! Mikey?]
-->'''Donatello''': Text message from everybody but Mikey knows who.
-->[Mikey gives a thumbs up.]

!!! 1x23; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E23Parasitica Parasitica]]''
* Donatello becomes excited after seeing a centrifuge at the Kraang base.
-->'''Raphael''': If I ever get that excited about a centrifuge, please put me out of my misery.
* Raph, Donnie, and Mikey's attempts at getting Leo away from the wasp egg. They try luring him away with a jellybean, anchovy, and jalapeno pizza, watch an episode of Space Heroes, and Mikey wipes his butt with Leo's signed Space Heroes comic book.
* Raph's reaction when Leo starts acting out of the ordinary.
-->'''Raphael:''' Dude, you alright? Because, [[LampshadeHanging unmotivated bursts of anger is kinda my thing.]]
* Also, Raph's GenreSavvy attitude toward Leo's decision about taking the egg back to the lair:
-->'''Raphael''': [[SarcasmMode Great idea! Let's take the mutant wasp egg in our home where we live! What's the worst that could happen?]]
* The montage of Mikey [[spoiler: keeping himself in control from the virus while he finishes the antibody.]]

!!!1x24; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E24OperationBreakOut Operation: Break Out]]''
* Mikey accidentally revealing the entrance to the Kraang lair by driving a car off its jack.
* Donnie insisting that Mr. O'Neil not tell Mikey that he named Newtralizer. And then when Mr. O'Neil does anyway:
-->'''Mikey:''' You named something without me?!
* "Kraang is that which they call idiotic". That is all.
* Raphael trying to put a good word in for Donnie with April at the end is hilarious in how overblown it is. [[spoiler: So is Donnie's reaction when it works and she hugs him!]]
* Raph attempting (and failing) to open a door in the Kraang lair, and the turtle's next solution.
-->'''Leo:''' Again, what would '''''Donnie''''' have done?
-->'''Mikey:''' Hmm... Oh! *''Mikey spots the Kraandroid, and snaps his fingers''* (Donnie had previously opened the door by pressing the Kraandroid's face against the door's scanner, for a second one thinks Mikey has figured this out until we cut to...)
--> ''*All three turtles repeatedly ramming the door, using the kraandroid as a battering ram*''
** And then when the alarm goes off...
---> '''Mikey:''' Donnie's idea was ''terrible!''
* Mikey responds to Leo's question about whether or not anyone's seen Donnie with a long description of a dream he had in which he and Donnie were "Rodeo Detectives", complete with ImagineSpot of them in cowboy costumes, who solved the mystery of who stole the "Buckaroo Diamond." [[spoiler: It was the clown.]]

!!!1x25 & 26; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E25BooyakaShowdownPart1 Booyaka]]-[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E26BooyakaShowdownPart2 Showdown]]''
* Two Kraang are guarding TCRI on the top, and one of them says "[[ItsQuietTooQuiet It is quiet]]. [[SubvertedTrope Precisely the right amount of quiet.]]".
* Right after that:
--> ''As the two Kraang are falling:''
--> '''Kraang 1:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is going to]] leave what is known as "a mark".
--> '''Kraang 2:''' Affirmative.
--> ''*Crash!*''
* Donnie gets a moment when they discover the force field protecting the portal
-->'''Leo:''' Why didn't you say there was a force field?
-->'''Donnie:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, I wanted us to fail.]] (''{{Beat}}'') [[SuddenlyShouting OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'T KNOW!!]]
* In Space Heroes, Captain Ryan's plan to save his ship and crew is crazy, defies all logic, is illegal in 16 Solar Systems, and doesn't believe his mother would approve. When his plan fails, he tells his subordinates to abandon ship and when one of them salutes him and says it's been an honor, he slaps him and tells them to get out while they still have time. It also counts as a heartwarming moment for Captain Ryan of all people.
** Also note that Ryan somehow slaps his subordinate from across the room.
* When Donnie informs his brothers about the Kraang invasion, we have this little gem from Mikey.
-->'''Donnie''': April and I have been sifting through this Kraang chatter and well, listen to what we translated...
-->'''Kraang''': The final phase of the plan known as Kraang's invasion, shall commence in the unit of time that is 6 hours. The Technodrome shall arrive from Dimension X through the portal.
-->'''Mike''': Are you sure this is the translated version?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 2]]
!!!2x1; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E1TheMutationSituation Mutation Situation]]''
* Just the fact that Donatello's mutagen detector has ''working eggbeaters.''
* If you don't see it as NauseaFuel, Bat Kirby regurgitating a rat and some plastic cups for April to eat can be this along with April refusing to eat and telling him to get her some real food. It can also double as a heartwarming moment in a somewhat twisted and disgusting way.
* Mikey's fly costume.
** "Buzz. Buzz."
** The fact that he genuinely believed his brothers when they said they dressed him up as a superhero.
* Mikey's plan to track the invisible Kraang ship: Put honey on the ship so it'll attract bees and then follow the bees. Everyone, even Metalhead who wasn't remote controlled, turned and glared at Mikey for the sheer stupidity of his plan.
** You can notice in the background even Mutagen Men in his tank is glaring at him.
* Leo asking Splinter how to lure a lost pet back and initially uses a cat as an example freaking out Splinter.
* IT HAS BUTT CANNONS?!
* Mikey calling the mutated Kirby [[MythologyGag "Wingnut"]], then Donnie telling him not to assign him a monster name.
* Mikey wonders if Kirby would bite April, turning her into an undead vampire. Needless to say, Donnie is not amused.
-->'''Donnie''': ARE YOU TRYING TO FREAK ME OUT?!
* At the very end of the episode, when the squirrel takes a few sips of the spilled mutagen, it stops and whirls around, posing for the camera in the exact same stance as the [[MemeticMutation Dramatic Chipmunk video]]. It even plays the same musical sting as the camera zooms in.

!!!2x2; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E2InvasionOfTheSquirrelanoids Invasion Of The Squirrelanoids]]''
* After Leo explains to Splinter about the mutant squirrels.
** "I should have been in a deeper trance."
* Splinter asks who's going to step up and scout and find the Squirrelanoids. The Turtles opt to use Metalhead instead.
* One of the Squirrelanoids jams itself into Raph's mouth. The others strap him to a table and view his X-Rays. Donnie states they have to perform surgery to remove the Squirrelanoid before it can duplicate. He takes out a buzz saw powered by kinetic energy and Raph struggles to get free. The other turtles laugh.
** Just the fact that [[BrickJoke the buzzsaw looks like it was made from the rest of the eggbeater used to make the mutagen detector.]]
** Even funnier because Donnie called Mikey "nurse".

!!!2x3; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E3FollowTheLeader Follow The Leader]]''
* "Your scanner's about as useless as [[SelfDeprecation a turtle in a trench-coat.]]"
* The fact that Raphael carries a live pigeon around, acts all sweet and gentle towards it, and can use that single pigeon to [[spoiler: call a full flock of pigeons to do his bidding.]]
** The fact that we can assume that it's the same exact pigeon from the season one finale in itself is hilarious.
* Most if not all of the [[MythologyGag references to previous series.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The iguana with a top hat and monocle.]]

!!!2x4; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E4MutagenManUnleashed Mutagen Man Unleashed]]''
* Mikey finding some old VHS anime in the sewers. Complete with terrible dubbing.
** Raph also says he would ''never'' watch a show that bad. One GilliganCut later, ''all'' the brothers are watching it.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Splinter training Donatello to enjoy falling down.]]
* The two cops' reactions to Mutagen Man
* While the turtles are running on the rooftops trying to find April, Donnie points out that she might be in the park. Mikey, who is skateboarding, suddenly falls down and [[DumbassHasAPoint sarcastically says spying on April isn't "creeptastic"]].
* Mutagen Man falling unconscious due to using up all his mutagen.

!!!2x5; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E5MikeyGetsShellAcne Mikey Gets Shell Acne]]''
* Leo's, Raph's, and Donnie's attempts at cooking breakfast.
* This:
-->'''Mikey:''' (Just saw the "turtle zits" he found) AAAAAHHHH!!!! WHAT THE? I'M A MUTANT!!
-->'''Leo:''' Uh, he's just realizing that now?
* Mikey says that there was no proper warning to drinking the Retro Mutagen. Donatello turns it around to reveal ''multiple'' warnings, one of which is "Mikey, don't eat me.". Mikey ''still'' [[NeverMyFault refuses to take responsibility for his mistake]].
* Leo's attempt at reassuring Mikey.
-->'''Leo:''' Don't worry, Mikey. It's just part of being a teenager.
-->'''Mikey:''' Have you ever had 'em?
-->'''Leo:''' [[GoshDangItToHeck HECK no.]]

!!!2x6; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E6TargetAprilONeil Target: April O'Neil]]''
* Leo, after hearing Mikey suggest that the Kraang are building laser burritos, says that after they finish the mission, they'll get Mexican pizza with a cheeky grin.
* Mikey and his frankly impossible shadow puppet distraction.
** The Kraang's descriptions of the shadow puppets are also pretty hilarious.
* The Foot Robots have difficulty on the ice, and then [[AdaptiveAbility quickly adapt]]. It happens ''twice''.
* Casey and April's mid-fight banter.
-->'''Casey''': You got some rink rage, red!
-->'''April''': You should see me play ping pong.
* Donnie's cell phone goes off in vibrate mode on a mission. What makes this more funny is that he clearly learned his lesson from the [[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S1E21KaraisVendetta last infiltration mission]] about being more discreet, since it didn't ring.
* Mikey accidentally causing danger with Kraang weapons. Twice. He even makes the same sheepish expression afterwards.

!!!2x7; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E7SlashAndDestroy Slash And Destroy]]''
* Leo's misadventures trying to recover the mutagen canister, culminating in him being forced into a tea party with a little girl.
** The little girl asks Leonardo if there are any other talking Turtles like him. Leonardo denies it, and then Raphael and Slash crash through the roof. Raph is baffled at what Leo is doing.
---> '''Raphael''': Leo! Having... Teatime!?!
* Mikey's reaction to learning Spike had been mutated.
** Followed by Raph's reaction to Mikey's reaction. A speech bubble with an ellipses inside shows up next to Raph's mouth.

!!! 2x08 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E8TheGoodTheBadAndTheCaseyJones The Good the Bad and Casey Jones]]''
* Casey faints when he meets Splinter due to his fear of rats. April revives him with [[GetAholdOfYourselfMan a slap across the face]]. Raph makes fun of him for it and then Mikey holds a cockroach in front of his face scaring Raph into withdrawing into his shell.
-->'''Raph''': The kid's afraid of rats.
-->'''Mikey''': Kind of like you and cockroaches, huh, Raph?

!!! 2x09 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E9TheKraangConspiracy The Kraang Conspiracy]]''
* This exchange, taking place while the Turtles watch the Kraang using their {{Telepathy}}.
-->'''Raph''': What's going on, Donnie?
-->'''Donnie''': (Lilting voice) It's a Kraang sweet sixteen birthday party... (Normal voice) How am I supposed to know?!
* Michelangelo playing with an inactive Kraang robot suit as if it were a ventriloquist dummy.
* One Kraang asking if the suit makes him look fat. No, really.
* Throughout the episode, April's trying to keep up with four trained ninjas. The turtles drop down silently, then April climbs down, before awkwardly striking a ninja pose.
* When Kurtzman shows the turtles and April a photo of baby April, Kirby has a bit of an afro.
* [[FreezeFrameBonus According to the ID card Kurtzman stole]], at least one Kraang uses the alias Norman Kraangenhoffer.

!!! 2x10 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E10FungusHumongus Fungus Humongous]]''
* Mikey's pizza at the end has anchovies, pepperoni, and mushrooms. The others are not amused.
-->'''Mikey''': Check it out! An extra large pizza with anchovies, pepperoni, and extra mushrooms.
-->'''Others''': MIKEY!
-->'''Donnie''': You can't be serious!
-->'''April''': Okay, seriously, that is just wrong.
* Donatello and Raphael try and get Casey to calm down after he gets spores on him. Casey then sees Donatello and Raphael, as they're telling him he's going a little nuts, be covered in rats. [[NightmareFuel Rather spooky]], but [[CrossesTheLineTwice very comical]].
* Mikey jumping on the spores Super Mario Bros. style.
* After Raph gets spored, Mikey tries to comfort him by giving him a hug. The problem is that Raph sees Mikey as a giant cockroach. He then [[VomitDiscretionShot pukes]] from this scenario.
* Leonardo's face when [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the mushrooms begin randomly dancing]] after he got sprayed by their spores. It is the epitome of WTF!? and his eye even begins twitching!
* Did Leo need mouth-to-mouth after defeating the mutant fungus? Absolutely not.

!!! 2x11 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E11MetalheadRewired Metalhead Rewired]]''
* Mikey versus a vending machine. The vending machine wins.
* Splinter letting the turtles out after Metalhead locks them in the lab.
-->'''Mikey''': *banging on door* Help! Killer robot on the loose!
-->'''Raph''': Knock it off, do you want Splinter to-*[[OhCrap Splinter opens door]]*
-->'''Splinter''': Do you boys have any idea what time it is?! Why was the door locked?
-->'''Leo''': About that...*elbows Donnie*
-->'''Donnie''': No reason, just fooling around.
-->'''Mikey''': Metalhead tried to kill us! *gets death glares from his brothers*
-->'''Splinter''': Leonardo?
-->'''Leo''': The truth is, we have to meet April at Murakami's. Big mutant sushi problem. *the turtles run off*
-->'''Splinter''': Teenagers...
* Mikey [[RunningGag getting attacked by Metalhead's hands throughout the episode.]]
* Metalhead driving.
-->'''Mikey''': When did you teach him how to drive? *Shellraiser starts swerving back and forth*
-->'''Raph''': You did teach him how to drive, right?!
* Donatello and Leonardo get sucked into a Kraang portal. Raphael and Mikey's solution? [[LeeroyJenkins Run in ready to battle, while screaming]].
* The port-a-potty scene for those that don't mind a small dose of ToiletHumor. Mikey being the only one who can open it is funny enough, especially when he starts boasting and Donatello gets irritated... but watching Donatello open it several times in a row, complete with a fart noise playing EVERY time gets increasingly funnier.

!!! 2x12 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E12OfRatsAndMen Of Rats And Men]]''
* The film showing just as The Rat King's giant rats attack? ''[[BlackComedy Food Of The Vermin]]'' (In 3D!).
* Irma asks if April found her by following the aroma of rat feces and is about to describe what they smell like only to get interrupted by April and Casey.
* After defeating Leo during a training session, Splinter hits the other turtles while blindfolded and says it's easy to sense loudmouths.
* Mikey playing as mutant rat bait with a piece of cheese on his head.
* Mikey secretly licking Ice Cream Kitty in the freezer before he notices everyone is behind him watching this, and from their point of view it looks like he's making out with himself. Everyone's expression is priceless.

!!! 2x13 & 14 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E1314TheManhattanProject The Manhattan Project]]''
* When investigating the cause of the quakes, Raph asks Mikey if [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering he's thinking what he's thinking]]. Mikey thinks of a cute kitten, which elicits a DopeSlap from Raph. He then asks him who would have the tech to cause such quakes. Mikey just thinks of two cute kittens playing with a screwdriver. Predictably, Raph slaps him again.
* While looking around the Kraang's multiple reality portals, Casey finds a portal to [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 '87 New York]]. Even better, there's Donnie's reaction to [[HotScoop '87 April O'Neil]].]]
--> '''Donatello (dreamily):''' [[spoiler: Nice jumpsuit.]]
* More of Kraang's dialogues:
--->"Surrender is optimum; Non-surrender means disintegration; which is less optimum."
--->"You will continue marching from the place you are to the place you are not yet!"
--->"Kraang! We have been discovered in the place that was meant to be undiscovered!"
--->"It is humans known as "humans"."
* Mikey's lame RousingSpeech to Leo and Raph after [[spoiler: Tiger Claw takes Splinter hostage]].
* Bordering on an "out of character" moment, Xever offers Tiger Claw some refreshments. Tiger Claw requests some milk. Karai asks him about his missing tail. Tiger Claw explains that someone cut it off a long time ago and vows revenge on the person responsible and starts [[MyInstinctsAreShowing licking the milk out of his glass]].
* After a particularly dramatic scene, [[MoodWhiplash we cut to Splinter answering a phone that resembles cheese, with Leonardo on the other side in a comical fashion]].
-->"The cheese phone! Truly, an emergency!"
* The Shredder finally sees Bradford again, and his first response is "[[BrutalHonesty You look terrible, Bradford]]."
* This:
-->'''Splinter:''' There is a saying: he who runs his mouth gets a face full of nunchaku.
-->'''Leonardo:''' They say ''that'' in Japan?
-->'''Splinter:''' They would if ''you'' were there.

!!! 2x15 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E15MazesAndMutants Mazes & Mutants]]''
* Three words: "Ninja Turtles [=LARPing=]".
* Splinter opening the freezer and Ice Cream Kitty handing him a cheese-sicle.
* Michelangelo acting like [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]] when he obsesses over his +1 Ring of Awesome.
* Raphael saying [[ActorAllusion "I don't do]] [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings rings."]]
* Turkey-headed Raph.
* When Raph and Donnie are watching Super Robo Mecha Force V, Captain Dash pulls out a weapon and blows up his enemy. Raph and Donnie look at each other have this conversation:
-->'''Raph''': Where'd he pull out the bazooka?
-->'''Donnie''': I have theories, none of them pleasant.

!!! 2x16 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E16LonelyMutationOfBaxterStockman The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman]]''
* April kissed Donnie twice in one day, which leads to Donnie gloating, "Eat it, Casey Jones! Eat it!" Casey retaliates by tripping him up.
* The Batman-style Turflytle transition.
* Mikey imagining how he'd look as a human is represented by a semi-photorealistic cut-out with a drawn orange mask.
** Also, his human head is Greg Cripes, the guy who provides his voice for this version.
* Baxter Stockman's attempts in defending his unsuccessful mutation experiments, such as saying that [[TheCameo Ace Duck]] can fly, swim, and do tae-kwan-do and informing Shredder that he is working on plans for [[{{Foreshadowing}} mutant pigs and rhinos]].

!!! 2x17 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E17Newtralized Newtralized]]!''
* Michelangelo says he knows who would want plutonium and has an ImagineSpot of a squirrel armed with laser cannons. Raphael then yells "Do not say squirrels with lasers!"
* Donnie reveals that he planted a Spy Roach on Slash so they could spy on him and Newtralizer. Raph gives Donnie a semi-friendly pat the back which almost makes Donnie fall off a building, and Raph comments that he thought Donnie was just getting beaten. Donnie claims he was multi-tasking.
* The Newtralizer [[PercussiveMaintenance adjusting his translator]]. Slash's expression just completes the scene, especially as both of them are usually psychopaths and very serious characters.
* "Kraang, watch out for Kraang. Stupid Kraang."
** "This is what is known as Awesome"
* Mikey playing Pac-Man with Donnie's computer and him getting annoyed.
-->'''Donnie''': Stop eating all the Kraang locations!
* Michelangelo fooling around with a Kraang suit's head and Donatello doing a FacePalm with a Kraang suit's arm.

!!! 2x18 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E18PizzaFace Pizza Face]]''
* After Leo suggests that Mikey just make his own pizza, his eyes roll back like slot machine reels until it shows two pizzas and fish of all things coming from the corner to applaud loudly before his head explodes and pops back up.
** Mikey's song as he's throwing toppings onto the pizza, especially when [[CutenessProximity Ice-cream Kitty joins in.]]
* Leo, Ralph and Donnie acting like stoners after [[spoiler: eating mutagenized pizza.]]
** Master Splinter [[spoiler: just letting out a belch after Mikey pleads with him that he didn't eat the mutagen pizza.]]
* Even though it was rather disturbing, Mikey [[spoiler: eating his way out of captivity and then eating PIZZA FACE FROM THE INSIDE OUT]] warrants a disturbed chuckle.
* When Mikey knocks out one of the mutant pizzas, he ties it to a chair. When the pizza wakes up, he notices a table full of sharp, metal tools and a teddy bear.
** When Mikey finishes his Q&A with the pizza, he locks it up in the freezer with Ice Cream Kitty.
** Honestly, that whole interrogation scene is pure gold. From Mikey playing the bad cop, tying a sentient mind-controlling pizza to a chair, asking it questions, nonchalantly eating one of its toppings and going as far as threatening to toss it in an oven. All while wearing huge black sunglasses and acting completely serious. It has to be seen to be believed.
* "Sorry, D. Sorry, Leo. Not sorry, Raph."
* When Mikey tries to investigate the "killer pizza mystery", he wonders how he can get his money back for the pizza that attacked him, even though it was free.
* The sheer inanity of [[spoiler:a giant pizza who sings about turning people into zombies so that he can then turn them into calzones that he eats. ]]

!!!2x19; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E19TheWrathOfTigerClaw The Wrath Of Tiger Claw]]''
* While trying to lead away Tiger Claw, Mikey says he knows exactly where to lead him to. Donnie's response is "I feel scared."

!!!2x20; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E20TheLegendOfTheKuroKabuto The Legend Of The Kuro Kabuto]]''
* As Tiger Claw and Bradford look for Anton, they [[DiscussedTrope discuss]] how Xever thought the two of them wouldn't get along just because [[AnimalStereotypes one of them is a cat and the other is a dog]]. They both agree that Xever is an idiot and that it's foolish to hate each other for something so simple. Tiger Claw then admits that he wants to eat Xever because he's a fish. Bradford says that he ''also'' wants to eat Xever... [[ComedicSociopathy just to shut him up]].
* Anton Zack is pretty much a walking CMOF, with his reactions to everything.

!!!2x21; ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E21Plan10 Plan 10]]''
* Casey watching ''Super Robo Mecha Force Five Team Five Go'' and echoing the age old debate.
-->'''Casey:''' Where are the subtitles? [[SubbingVersusDubbing I hate dubbed anime]].
* After Raph and the Kraang are brain-swapped, Kraang!Raph starts asking random people where the rest of the Kraang are, with little success.
--> '''Kraang:''' The Kraang this Kraang seeks are small, squishy, and rather handsome.
--> '''Woman:''' Monster!
--> '''Kraang:''' Indeed. ''looks at self in store window.'' Kraang ''is'' trapped in the body of a monster.
--> GrayRainOfDepression ensues.
* Casey getting briefly brain-swapped with April. He's a fan of it.
-->'''April(In Casey's Body):''' Stop pinching your own butt, Casey!
-->'''Casey(In April's body):''' I wasn't doing anything.
* Raph trying to talk like the Kraang.
* When Raph in a Kraang suit finds the others, Mikey and Casey start laughing and poking his face. Raph unsurprisingly slaps them.
* When Raph thanks the others for saving him...
-->'''Mikey''': Did he-
-->'''Leo''': I think he did.

!!!2x22: ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E22VengeanceIsMine Vengeance Is Mine]]''
* During the turtles' training session, Leo attacks Mikey and Mikey starts crying about his injured arm. Leo immediately apologizes and gets a water balloon to the face. Leo starts attacking Mikey for real and their scuffle knocks down Donnie, dragging him into the fray. Raph looks on, drops his sais, and joins in on the horseplay to Karai's amusement and Splinter's dismay.
** Raph's [[http://turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Raph2.jpg "Meh, why not?" face]] just makes the scene.
* Karai snarking at Xever while locked up in the dungeon cell.
-->'''Karai''': Well, if it isn't the sushi I ordered.
* This little exchange during Karai's breakout.
-->'''Karai''': Leo! Took you long enough.
-->'''Leo''': Well, we got tired of waiting for you to break out on your own.
-->'''Raph''': Is this a rescue or a romantic comedy?

!!!2x23: ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E23AChinatownGhostStory A Chinatown Ghost Story]]''
* As Casey and Donnie are fighting over hugging April, there's a FreezeFrameBonus of April just looking bored with the whole situation.
* Poor Irma getting the MyFriendsAndZoidberg treatment from Casey.
* As he is voiced by the excellent Creator/JamesHong, Ho Chan is quite entertaining:
-->[[LargeHam "GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SEND YOU TO THE ABYSS OF INFINITE MOROOOOOONS!"]]
* The Purple Dragons tell Donnie and casey what's going on, explaining the ghost is named Ho Chan but that's really all the know about him. Cut to Donnie and Casey at a computer frustrated that searching "Ho Chan" only gets them a lot of Chinese restaurants.

!!!2x24 "[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E24IntoDimensionX Into Dimension X]]"
* Donnie "falls" off a floating platform, only to wind up standing on the underside, VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy style. The way he says "Gravity cannot ''work'' this way!" makes him sound ''offended'' at the weirdness of the place.
* Leo finds an [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter adorable creature]] from the Kraang's homeworld and emulates its mewling cries... [[KillerRabbit then said creature turns out to be part of a giant monster]].
* The Turtles discover the Kraang's EvilPlan:
--> '''Donnie:''' They're gonna turn Earth into another Dimension X!
--> '''Mikey:''' So I'll be a genius there too?
--> '''Donnie:''' Yes Mikey, thank you, for finding the one mildly positive thing among [[SuddenlyShouting TEN BILLION SCREAMING NIGHTMARES!!]] (The fact that he pulls the SuddenlyShouting shtick while still keeping his voice down is great)

!!!2x25 & 26 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E25TheInvasionPart1 The]] [[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S2E26TheInvasionPart2 Invasion]]''
* [[spoiler:Irma turning out to be a Kraang infiltrator?]] Shocking and a bit unsettling. [[spoiler:Said Kraang infiltrator being voiced by Creator/GilbertGottfried?]] ActuallyPrettyFunny.
* Donatello screaming "MY BABY!" when Kraang Sub-Prime destroys the Shellraiser.
* When Donnie tells everyone to gather one thing from the lair, Mikey chooses Ice Cream Kitty, who puts up a fight when leaving by grabbing the refrigerator when Mikey is trying to put her in the cooler.
* When Kraang Prime starts spraying perfected mutagen everywhere, it lands on a few pigeons. What creatures do they turn into? Presumably infant versions of the Rocktopus, the cute little creature that Leo looked at in "Into Dimension X".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Season 3]]
!!!3x1 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S3E1WithinTheWoods Within The Woods]]''
* In the intro, Mikey hums "Old Mac Donald" and feeds some chicken. When he runs out of feed, the chickens attack him.
* Season 3's ShowWithinAShow: Crognard The Barbarian. A send-up of HannaBarbera shows of [[TheDarkAgeOfAnimation the 60's.]]
* When Donnie is trying to make a medicine out of mutagen, his first attempt results in a harmless albeit smoky explosion leaving Donnie's face black while Casey is in the background laughing hysterically. Casey then tries to fix an old truck, [[LaserGuidedKarma only to get crushed underneath it while Donnie uses his own laugh against him with a bit of a mocking tone]].
* A tied-up Casey wakes up a tied-up April with a kick to the head.

!!!3x2 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S3E2AFootTooBig A Foot Too Big]]''
* When Big Foot walks out of the bathroom, Raph looks inside and notices the toilet is sparkling clean, and then he looks at the bathtub with flies buzzing above it...
* Mikey claims the chicken coop has spiders so big they could play a banjo. A picture of a giant spider actually shows up behind him and Donnie holding a banjo.
** Can easily cross into NightmareFuel if you're arachnophobic, since it's a photorealistic spider.
!!!3x3 ''[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S3E3BuriedSecrets Buried Secrets]]''
* When [[spoiler: Mrs. O' Neil]] wakes up and sees the turtles, she unsurprisingly freaks out and tries to run away on account that they're mutants. Casey stops her and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming assures her the turtles are good mutants]]...
-->'''Casey''': Except for Donnie, he's kind of a jerk.
-->'''Donnie''': Yeah *realizes what he and Casey just said* HEY!
* When Mrs. O' Neil asks what happened to Kirby, Casey [[BrutalHonesty comes clean and mentions that he was turned into a Kraang mutant]] to Raph's dismay.
-->'''Raph''': You just had to pull a Mikey, didn't you?
[[/folder]]

!!! Other
* In the game ''Trick or Treat Tussle'', on Nickelodeon's website, Mikey's Halloween costume is [=SpongeBob=] and he attacks by throwing Krabby Patties. Raph is a fairy princess because he waited until the last minute to find a costume, Leo is dressed as Captain Ryan, April is dressed as...the turtles, and Donnie's costume is from the renaissance era and he attacks by playing his lute.
* Some of the concept art has a good deal of humor, particularly in [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7827f93f0c10c7f559ed31e4408576a/tumblr_ms9f2yM0ew1rd9dsao10_1280.jpg Casey Jones']].
--> First Psychotic Human Friend!
** This can also causes some MoodWhiplash BlackComedy in regards to [[spoiler: [[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130725121241/tmnt/images/5/55/Baxter_fly_2013.jpg Baxter Stockman's]] [[BodyHorror fly mutation.]]]] Especially when going into things like their [[SweetTooth sugar addition to a particular brand of chocolate bars]] (complete with mascot design) and how their build and posture stills shows how much a nerd they are.
---> Stylish [[spoiler: Baxter-Fly]] still sports sweater, chinos and moustache.
* [[http://www.nick.com/games/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-the-final-slice.html "The Final Slice,"]] a Nickelodeon flash game is full of hilarity particularly because of how the derpy art style emphasizes how goofy these brawls for pizza slices are.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AweG_pqlz_g This]]
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