!! Animated Series
* Funny/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987
* Funny/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003
** Funny/TurtlesForever
* Funny/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012

!! The movies
''[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Film/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ]]
''
* Leonardo grabs on a bike hanging on the ceiling and starts kicking the Foot ninjas. The handle breaks off, he falls and three ninjas jump on him.
* Donny and Mikey during "meditation".
-->'''Donny and Mikey''': Dan nan na... Ninjitsu! Well it's sort of like meditating.
* The pizza slice scene in the beginning.
-->'''Michelangelo:''' ''(While Leonardo is slicing the pizza with his katanas)'' Yes, friends, the new Turbo Ginsu! It dices! It slices! And yes, it makes french fries in thirty different- ''(One slice lands on Splinter's head)'' Whoops!
-->'''Splinter:''' Hm...kids.
* And after Casey knocks out Tatsu with a golf driver:
---> '''Casey:''' * kisses the club* I'll never call golf a dull game again.
* And:
--->'''Donatello:''' Question.\\
'''Michealangelo:''' Yeah?\\
'''Donatello:''' Do you like ''Penicillin'' on your pizza?\\
'''Michealangelo:''' D'oh!
--->(Both start humming "Taps")
* In Central Park, where Casey and Raph first meet and fight each other.
-->'''Casey''': ''(Raph has just knocked him down)'' New game, round-head. ''(Pulls out cricket bat)'' Cricket?
-->'''Raph''': Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
-->'''Casey''': I'll teach you! ''(Whacks Raph with the bat, sending him headfirst into a trash can.)'' See? Six runs.
** Later on, when Raph's chasing Casey down the street.
-->'''Raph''': Get back here! I'm not finished with you! ({{Beat}}) [[SkywardScream DAMN!!!!!]]
* Mikey and Donny watch a version of ''The Tortoise and the Hare'' on TV and don't like the rabbit effortlessly winning early on.
--->"Ninja kick the damn rabbit! DO SOMETHING!"
* Donny skateboards through a mob of the Foot, knocking a few of them around with his staff as he goes.
-->'''Raph:''' Showoff! [[OffhandBackhand *knocks out a Foot beside him*]]
* The pizza delivery. The guy from Dominos is weirded out on delivering a pizza into a storm drain, but his confusion turns to irritation when Mikey shortchanges him;
-->'''Deliveryman:''' 122, 122 and eighth? 122...and an eighth. Terrific. Where the heck is "122 and an eighth"?
-->'''Michelangelo:''' ''(From storm drain)'' You're standing on it, dude! ''(Deliveryman jumps back. Mikey sticks a bill up)'' Just slip in here.
-->'''Deliveryman:''' ''(swaps pizza for money)'' G-gimme that! Hey, this is a ten. The tab is thirteen!
-->'''Michelangelo:''' You're two minutes late, dude!
-->'''Deliveryman:''' Aw, c'mon, I couldn't find the place!
-->'''Michelangelo:''' Wise man once say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"
-->'''Deliveryman:''' ...I gotta get a new route...
* In April's apartment, Raph and Leo are warming up for an argument.
-->'''Mikey:''' Fight?
-->'''Donnie:''' Fight.
-->'''Mikey:''' Kitchen?
-->'''Donnie:''' Kitchen.
-->'''Mikey:''' Yeah.
-->After Raph storms out, [[{{Beat}} Mikey and Donnie just look at each other]]
-->'''Mikey:''' Pork rind?
-->'''Donnie:''' (With his mouth full.) Pork rind.
* During the fight in April's apartment, Don gets his head dunked into the fish tank. When he comes up, he spits water into one Foot Soldier's face.

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II ]]
''
* The fight between the turtles and a couple dozen robbers at the beginning of the film, especially Mikey's parts, such as when he takes out four guys at once with [[KillerYoYo a yo-yo]].
* When they came to rescue Raph:
-->'''Donatello:''' The perimeter's quiet.
-->'''Leonardo:''' Yeah, a little ''too'' quiet.\\
''After successfully infiltrating deeper into the junkyard...''
-->'''Donatello:''' Well, that was easy.
-->'''Leonardo:''' Yeah, a little ''too'' easy.\\
''They see Raph tied up.''
-->'''Donatello:''' Look, it's Raph!
-->'''Michelangelo:''' Yeah, a little ''too'' Raph!
-->'''Leonardo:''' ''(bonks Mikey on the head)'' You guys, knock it off!
-->'''Donatello:''' ''([[FacePalm slaps his forehead]])'' Oh brother.
** Shortly after, Donatello attempts to untie Raphael, first loudly ripping the tape off his mouth, prompting
-->'''Raphael''' GEEZ! Why don't you just rip my lips off!? You'd think --
-->'''Donatello''' ''(puts the tape back on)'' Here, let me get this first...
* Mikey tickling Tokka's feet when he's stuck in the manhole. Tokka calls for help.
--->'''Shredder:''' Stupid!
* Mikey getting jumped by Foot Ninjas at the junkyard, only for him to find his way out of the attack; his enemies continue to punch, ''completely'' unaware that they're only hitting dirt now.
** Mikey pulled this trick during their fight with the robbers in the beginning of the second film. In the scene behind Don when he hogties a robber.
* After Keno helps Raph sneak into the Foot's hideout:
--->'''Keno:''' What are we looking for anyway?\\
'''Raph:''' Quiet. You wanna get us... ''[Tatsu sneaks from behind them]'' caught? Yeah, hi, we were looking for a muffler for a '77 Chevy.\\
''[Tatsu grunts and a bunch of Foot Ninjas surrounds them]''\\
'''Raph:''' Sheesh! Whatever happen to service with a smile? ''[Raph casually leans on a stack of tires, then he throws one at Tatsu and the ninjas]''\\\
'''Raph:''' ''(to Keno)'' Run! Or I'll kick your butt!\\\
'''Raph:''' ''(kicking around)'' Excuse me! Pardon me!
** After the ninjas restrain him:
--->'''Raph:''' I'm curious, any of you guys hear the expression "fair fight"?
*** Follow by an insult to Tatsu right in front of him [[spoiler:shortly before Shredder shows up]].
--->'''Raph:''' You know pal, if I had a face like yours, I try to make it up for with some sort of a personality.
* Leo and Raph shutting Mikey up when he almost give away their location to Keno.
--->'''Mikey:''' Its a good thing we saw you coming from our roof-- ''[Leo kicks him]'' Ow! I mean, from across-- ''[Raph {{dope slap}}s him]'' OOOWWWWWW!
* Leo's angry rant about Raph's going solo.
--->'''Don:''' So, you [April] haven't seen Raph at all, huh?\\
'''Leo:''' Yeah, well, if you do, tell him thanks for wasting our time! Because instead of looking out for the Foot and the ooze, like we SHOULD, we'll have to go and look for him instead!\\
''[Throws angrily a heavy box he was holding on the floor, right on Don's feet.]''\\
'''April:''' What was that?\\
'''Don:''' ''[in pain]'' Leo says "hi".
** Right after that we have Mikey chasing Don, begging to give him the phone, while Don hops away with one leg.
--->'''Mikey:''' Hey Donny, give me the phone! Please! Please!\\
'''Don:''' Let us know if you hear something...\\
''[we cut to April, hearing indistinct chattering]''\\
'''Don:''' No! No! Oh oh alright, here! *sigh*\\
'''Mikey:''' April? It's Mikey! I just like to say... ''helloooo''. *kiss, kiss,*\\
'''Don:''' Would you give me that!
* When the transformed Tokka and Rahzar first emerge from their pens, Shredder prepares to assert his dominance by fighting them into submission: "When this is over, you will call me Master!" This proves to be unnecessary- the two 'monsters' promptly imprint Shredder as their surrogate mother and start to hug him, crooning "Mama!" Shredder is not pleased.
* Shredder shouting "BABIES!! THEY'RE ''BABIES''!!" before making a weird "OORAAAAWAAAAH" sound, though this is more {{narm}} than anything it's still funny.
--->'''Perry:''' What did you expect? That they'd come out quoting Theatre/{{Macbeth}}?\\
'''Shredder:''' They are stupid!\\
'''Perry:''' They're not stupid, they're infants! [They bonk each other on the head with some metal pipes] Okay, they're stupid infants...
* Raph and Keno discuss their plan;
-->'''Raph:''' Here's the plan; we get you in, we find the Foot headquarters, we get you outta there to tell the others, right?
-->'''Keno:''' ''(Sarcastic)'' Gee, maybe I should write this down.
-->'''Raph:''' What? ''(Keno leaves. Raph looks skyward)'' I'm being punished, aren't I?!
* While trying to sneak into the construction site unnoticed.
--->'''Raph:''' ''[[SayMyName SHREDDEERRRRR!!]]''\\
[The Turtles jump in surprise, and glare at Raph. Don quickly grabs Raph's shoulder.]\\
'''Don:''' Thanks, Raph! I may never have the hiccups again!\\
[The Foot appear]
** This dialogue:
--->'''Mikey:''' Whoa! All we need now is ''Wide World of Sports'' and a blimp.\\
'''Don:''' Yeah... huh?
* The fight against Tokka and Rahzar.
--->'''Leo:''' You take the ugly one.\\
'''Raph:''' No, ''you'' take the ugly one!\\
'''Don:''' ''I'll'' take the ugly one!\\
'''Mike:''' Which one's the ugly one?
* When Rahzar finds the anti-mutagen cubes inside the donuts, Leo [[BlameGame points at Mike]] holding the donut box.
--->'''Leo:''' I never touched it!
* The Turtles are watching one of April's reports on TV. Raph is not amused, even more aggravated by Mikey loudly chewing on a candy bar.
-->'''[[SarcasmMode Raph]]:''' Hey, Mikey, you think you can crunch a little louder? ''(Gestures to where his ear would be)'' I can still hear outta this one!
-->'''[[SarcasmBlind Mikey]]:''' ''(AsideGlance, shrugs, leans in close, and CHOMP!)''
-->'''Raph:''' [[{{Angrish}} Auugh! Ah! That-- dah.]]
* Raph gets a Foot ninja in a headlock and taunts one of his comrades. The taunted ninja attempts to hit Raph, but Raph pulls his ally's head into it first.
--->'''Raph:''' Hey, nice shot! ''[pow]'' You're good!
* "I got two words that will solve all our housing problems... Time Share!"
** "Hmmmm... Not quite ripe yet"
* After Keno steps on Raph's foot:
-->'''Raph:''' Can I hurt him?! Pleeease! Tell me I can hurt him. Please. Please!
* The professor dancing (horribly) in the mosh pit during Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap.
* The look on everyone's faces when Mickey drops a slice of piza into the anti-mutagen that they are concocting.

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III ]]
''
* As Don, Leo, and Raph are DressingAsTheEnemy, Don and Raph are caught by two guards.
--->'''Don:''' Uh, ''Ohiyo wasabi.''
--->'''Raph:''' *Beat* 'Hello mustard'?
--->'''Don:''' My Japanese is a little rusty.
--->''(Don attempts more GratuitousJapanese. Raph just boredly {{Offhand Backhand}}s the two guards with both fists.)''
--->'''Raph:''' How about 'Sayonara?'
* I ask you, what could be funnier than a bunch of poor samurai transported to a sewer in nothing but the "bare" essentials? Oh I know, one of them in boxers!
** Casey tries to teach them to play hockey after they watch a game on tv; they immediately start brawling like the players did. Casey, unsurprisingly, decides to just go with it.
** Mikey asks Kenshin the question fans have been wanting the answer to for ''years''
--> '''Mikey''': [[AccidentalInnuendo How did you get into April's pants?]]
* [[{{Narm}} "Help! I'm a turtle]] [[NarmCharm and I can't get up!"]]
* Mikey trying to convince the henchmen he's chasing that he's a beautiful princess under a spell that they can break with a kiss. He later runs past their boss and they both get a bewildered look on their faces, the boss because he's just seen a giant turtle in samurai armor and Mikey because... "ClintEastwood...?"
* When they wet Willy one mook so many times, that in the climax of the movie he does it to himself in fear of having it happen again.
* Kenshin's first minute in the 20th century. He sees the turtles, goes "Kappa!" and reaches for his sword. Then Splinter intervenes, causing Kenshin to faint from all the excitement.
-->'''Don:''' [[LampshadeHanging You have that effect on people, don't you, Master?]]
-->'''Splinter:''' Hmm, out cold.
* Sneaking back into the dungeon, Mickey pretends to be a cat in order to get the guard's attention. When the guard leans over the garbage chute to look for the feline, Mickey grabds him and throws him in with a shout of "Meow, dude!"
* The [[LethalChef failed attempt]] at making feudal pizza. The result is hard enough to be thrown as a frisbee.

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: TMNT ]]
''
* Raph comes upon a [[KillerRabbit tiny little monster]] destroying a place.
---> '''Raph''' ''[in a singsong voice]'': Aw, he's so ''cute!'' You want a butt-kicking, little guy? Yes you do. Yes, you ''do!''
** [[NotSoHarmlessVillain All culminating in being bit on the finger.]]
*** The subsequent "fight" set to "Black Betty" where Ralph finds out the little guy is a PintSizedPowerhouse. The music seems to stop when the monster accidentally drops a refrigerator on itself... then starts up again when he ''breaks'' through the back of the fridge!
* The final chase scene with the Thirteenth Monster, April and Casey are arguing about reckless driving, to which Karai says:
---> Karai ([[DeadpanSnarker in a completely deadpan tone]]): You'd think that they'd be more concerned about the thirteenth monster...
---> (The Foot Ninja sitting next to her nods at her statement)
* Michelangelo and Donatello's relationship in general, espescially in the {{Final Battle}}
--->April O'Neil : Winters.
--->Michelangelo : Looks more like fall, get it?
--->Donatello : Mikey, remember our talk.
* Master Splinter greets his kids the morning after the first monster is captured before going to sit down to his stories.
--->Splinter : Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it.
--->News Reporter : We interup The Gilmore Girls for this special news report. Monsters loose in the city? Strange reports are comming in tonight about a construction site incident that sounds like something out of a sci-fi story.
--->Splinter : ''Boys!''
* Karai has just been instructed by Winters to make sure his banishing of the monsters isn't interrupted- No one gets in his home. The doorbell rings, and when Karai goes to the gate she finds...Casey in the Cowabunga Carl mask.
-->'''Karai:''' (Deadpan) You've got to be kidding.
* Mickey takes a job as entertainment at birthday parties and dresses up as...[[PaperThinDisguise a human-sized]] [[ShapedLikeItself turtle]]. [[RefugeInAudacity By wearing a turtle mask and adding a zipper to his chest.]]
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