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[[folder:Pages In General]]
* ''Every'' page on TV Tropes has some element of humor somewhere, even the TearJerker and NightmareFuel pages. Namely, in the case of NightmareFuel, when someone has left an entry with a link attached that says something as ominously simple as "This." Bonus points if there are reactions posted underneath them; they inevitably go along the lines of, "'''WHY''' did I click that"? followed by any manner of curse words.
* The entirety of the CrowningMomentOfFunny page, obviously (admit it, you burst out laughing at least once while reading this page).
* As well as the {{Narm}} page and some of NarmCharm.
** Especially funny if you aren't familiar with the source material.
* The TVTropesRuinedYourLife page and its page image.
* Most, if not all, of the CrowningMomentOfIndifference page. It may have been ridiculously indifferent when it happened, but when read most of it [[CaptainObvious very funny]].
* A good amount of MemeticMutation.
** Followed by a heaping helping of WhatAnIdiot.
*** Looks like someone's *Sunglasses* playing the fool. [[CSIMiami YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH]]!!!
--> ''"What did he expect to find in a box marked 'TALBOT'? Immortality?"''
* The NightmareFuel vanity plate page is ungodly funny.
* The LargeHam page.
* The Creator/SamuelLJackson page.
* StatlerAndWaldorf. Nuff said.
* The MemeticSexGod page.
* The {{BRIAN BLESSED}} page.
* IReadThatAs...''Especially'' these:
--> BadGuyBar -> Bad Gay Bar (There's a better one down the street. NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat.)
--> AllNaturalSnakeOil -> All Natural SnakesOnAPlane (The window was minimized at the time)
--> AlluringAnglerfish -> Always Doodling (Scrolling down super super fast)
--> GurrenLagann -> Music/QueenLatifah
--> InstantAwesomeJustAddDragons -> Instant Awesome Just Add Tropers/{{Dreigonix}} ([[SelfDeprecation Come on, I'm not]] ''[[SelfDeprecation that]]'' [[SelfDeprecation awesome]].)
** For similar reasons, JustForFun.TheProblemWithPenIsland.
--> [[WesternAnimation/{{Hammerman}} Ham Merman]] (a mythological creature with the tail of a fish and the body of BrianBlessed)
--> [[QuicksandSucks Quicks And Sucks]] (Sounds like a cheap whorehouse)
* This wiki's page on ''{{Zardoz}}''. But then, there's so much to work with. The penis is '''evil!'''
* ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs. Before the examples were deleted, that entire page was a CMOF. On laughing gas-laced Mai Tais. With a Viagra chaser. The fact that this trope ''exists'' is funny enough on it's own.
* ChekovsGun. Not too terribly important... yet[[ChekhovsGun ?]]
* Some of the FlatWhat entires are pretty hilarious.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis The whole page.
* Who knew SeriousBusiness could be so hilarious?
* OffModel is [[MemeticMutation kinda cool]].
* The ''MyImmortal'' page.
** The ''MyImmortal'' [[DrinkingGame/MyImmortal drinking game]], especially the scoreboard. "'''Ran out of WATER'''?!?!!"
** Choice bits:
-->"Both friends vomited on chapter 7 and I apparently screamed racist insults at a large ''white'' man outside on the footpath, calling him Samoan frequently. Was too drunk to confirm this however."
-->"Drank nothing, yet became drunk."
-->"Thought the fic was worse than the large amounts of drinking. Tried summoning Yog-Sothulhu. Found three weeks later in his room, dead. [[UnexplainedRecovery Got better]]."
-->"Vomited. Tried again. Vomited again."
-->"won't piss straight ever again"
-->"Ifeell perfdctly fine. I dont se what alll thef uss is bout"
-->"I don't think we could ever destroy our souls in such a way ever again."
-->"KILL ME NOW. I didn't even follow all the rules and I think I've already contracted diabetes."
-->"I totally ran out of ice cream in about ten minutes and was too lazy to get some more."
-->"Stopped out of fear, and stomach cramps. Mostly the cramps. ...and an unexpected bout of [[{{Squick}} farting]]."
-->"Completely destroyed home and internal plumbing. Had a great time though."
-->"Drank everything in the house before switching to water. Between five people, vomiting occurred thrice and peeing a lot more than that. Total: 132 shots each. There is something wrong when you can say "I peed, then I vomited, and then I peed again.""
-->"Threw up, finished the story (drinking) but was left feeling strangely empty inside."
-->"Anyone who has drunk Jager in copious amounts and who has read this know that it was a very, VERY bad idea. We woke up with one helluva hangover and no clue what exactly happened the night before. All I can remember is horrible laughter and feeling like my IQ was being threatened."
-->"I have a headache, a sugar high, mild stomach cramps, and I'm peeing every ten minutes. On the plus side, the padded cell is very comfy."
-->"Stopped because we couldn't go on anymore and fear of implosion and explosion at the same time"
-->"Started after pissing myself dry. Vommited after Chapter 4's "odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws!" Gave up at that point. I'm going to sleep."
-->"I think my heart may have just exploded. [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Think I should get that looked at]]?"
-->"I drank a sip of water for every misspelling and drank 400 ml of water in 10 chapters. The whole thing had 30+ chapters. Imagine how many water that is. Next time I'll try it with coffee, then I'll [[TastesLikePurple see noises]]."
-->"'''SOLVED GLOBAL WARMING'''."
-->"I threw up thrice and haven't s lept wfor threee nighfgts and i solcved the depbt croiseis is dhtere sugar in thris stuiff"
** The ''MyImmortal'' [[Quotes/MyImmortal quotes page]]. Reading all of fictiondom's [[HeroicBSOD reactions]] to this atrocity is paralytically funny.
** The ''MyImmortal'' [[WMG/MyImmortal Wild Mass Guessing]] page, particularly when one troper accuses the troper who guessed the author was a troper of being the author herself, and subsequently kicks off a WildMassGuess witch hunt.
* Oh, ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', you never fail to amuse. This is largely due to the way many of the examples are worded. Also, here's a little something from the PossessionSue page:
--> '''Nikki Reed (Rosalie Hale)''': Knock it off, dad. So, Kristen, there must be something really special about you for Robert to take such a liking to you and risk the lives of his entire family. Tell us about yourself.
--> '''Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan)''': Me? Oh, no. I'm just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto. I have none of my own whatsoever.
---> -- ''[[http://www.the-editing-room.com/twilight.html Twilight: The Abridged Script]]''
* The KillItWithFire page.
* Most of the entries on AnimeHair (especially FlamboyantGay chef Jean Armstrong's "tight ass curls").
* The entirety of the StandardFemaleGrabArea page, especially the picture.
* The SoBadItsGood page, especially the FanFic section. Just reading the descriptions from Tropers trying to make sense of such incoherent writing is hilarious.
* The DrinkingGame page.
* The whole MisaimedMarketing page is pure comedy gold.
* "British Frozen Rocks With Penguins And Landmines. Alt titles: UsefulNotes/TheFalklandIslands."
* ScunthorpeProblem. That is all.
--> Thingy Van Happyperson? L. O. L.
* Running through all the LaconicWiki pages for "You Fail X Forever" in a row is massively entertaining.
* Please, do enjoy BlindIdiotTranslation and TranslationTrainWreck.
* The TooDumbToLive page.
* Much of AnatomicallyImpossibleSex.
* The entire ''Literature/TheUglyBarnacle'' page.
* The GagPenis page.
* The StupidSexyFlanders page.
* Scroll down AbsurdityAscendant. Go on, the link's right there. [[spoiler:Were ''you'' expecting [[NiceHat the hat?]]]]
* From the top of the CostumePorn page:
-->'''Nynaeve''': I'm wearing a green silk dress with slashes of white with snowy white lace in a floral pattern. It has the faces of cherubs sewn into the sides, and the picture of deer running gracefully through a wooded stream in the skirt. [[AuthorAppeal It shows generous cleavage]].\\
'''Elayne''': I'm wearing a dark blue silk dress with a pattern of black lace. It has actual thread-of-gold woven into the bodice, telling the story of my childhood, including the part when I skinned my knee trying to climb a leatherleaf tree in Master Hanson's orchard. [[AuthorAppeal It shows generous cleavage]].\\
-- ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'' [[http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600 Mock Summary by Isam]]
* The WTHCastingAgency pages.
* The FreudianSlipperySlope page.
* The trope named WhatTheFuAreYouDoing. IT'S THE TITLE.
* The redirect [[CaptainObvious No Shit Sherlock]].
* The IBangedYourMom page.
* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing.
* TheCakeIsALie has many funny moments.
* The OffModel page.
* The MemeticMutation page for ''TheSimpsons''.
* DarthWiki/AllRedEntry is truly a masterpiece.
* DarthWiki/TropesThatWillNeverHappen is hilarious. Simply hilarious.
-->"But You Screw One Dead Kid Goat While On Fire aka necropedopyrobestiality"
-->"A man decided to seek therapy for his sadonecrobestiality fetish, because he realized he was just beating a dead horse."
* YourMom.
* From the AltonTowers page:
--> Rita, Queen of Speed: A hydraulic-launched rollercoaster. Very fast.
* From the VampiresAreSexGods page:
--> ->''...And the computer is like "Do I have to spell it out for you? A V.A.M.P.I.R.E.!"\\
And the girl is like "OH MY GOD!.....THAT IS SO HOT!"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]''', review of ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''
* ItMakesSenseInContext doesn't have trope examples, but it has the [[Quotes/ItMakesSenseInContext quote section]], which can be fun.
* Naughty Tentacles. (In Big Font: We do not want a page on this topic.)
* TextbookHumor is definitely one of TV Tropes's hidden gems.
* What, no IThoughtItMeant?
* The ''ComicBook/{{Loki}}'' page. All of it's in first person, and has him very much in character. A few other SelfDemonstrating character pages are like this:
** SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk, written entirely in BoldInflation HulkSpeak. It culminates in a lengthy list of the people that Hulk wants to smash (consisting of other characters with SelfDemonstrating pages), often for petty or nonsensical reasons.
** SelfDemonstrating/{{Denning}}'s page (based on ''VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe'') is simply his [[OverlyLongGag one line of dialogue repeated over and over again]].
** Similarly, the page for [[IAmGroot/IAmGroot Groot]] (''Comicbook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'') is written in PokemonSpeak, [[UpToEleven including the trope names and work titles]], ''and even the page URL''. Same goes for PikaPikachu/{{Pikachu}}'s page, but possibly even more ridiculous.
** SelfDemonstrating/{{Bizarro}}, which abuses Bizarro's usual HulkSpeak, ConfusingMultipleNegatives and opposite-day logic to make a page that is nearly incomprehensible unless you think like Bizarro yourself. Special mention goes to Bizarro calling himself a "little fluffy bunny"[[labelnote:Translation]]horrifying monster[[/labelnote]], which apparently makes sense on Bizarro World.
** SelfDemonstrating/SwedishChef, which is written in [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign Mock]] [[HeavyMetalUmlaut Swedish]].
* Several articles dealing with redundancy and stating the obvious, such as DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment, CaptainObvious, and ShapedLikeItself. Those 3 articles share something in common. Any time the media folders (or sub-pages) from specific articles are given [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Self Demonstrating names]] to drive the point home makes them more interesting and hilarious. Examples that do this include the 3 aforementioned articles ([[CallBack obviously]]), BlatantLies, YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe, SesquipedalianLoquaciousness, and MotorMouth. Can ''you'' [[GottaCatchThemAll find 'em all]]?
* {{Malaproper}}. Or was it Melon Propper? Lemon Dropper? Either way, the [[FreudianSlip titties]]... titles actually, in the example section, make it even funnier.
* ''TheUtterlyAndCompletelyDefinitiveGuideToCool'' repeats the word 'cool' so much that halfway through the page, it becomes hilarious.
* TropeName and TropeNameInjokes.
* Whoever went back and added the AudienceParticipation notes to ''TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'' deserves a freaking medal.
* A troper known as Kicklash was noted on the AskTheTropers page for editing all instances of the words "{{God}}" and "{{Satan}}" into [[LetsPlay/TwitchPlaysPokemon "Lord Helix" and "Dome Fossil"]] respectively. [[ScunthorpeProblem This even applied to words with the word god in them]]: "{{Franchise/Godzilla}}" became "Lord Helixzilla" and "Buddhist pagoda" became "Buddhist paLord Helixda". The very fact that happened is just ridiculous. ('''Note that while this vandalism may have been amusing, any vandalism is still very much not okay.''')
** Similarly, the ''first'' time someone edited with the Cloud to Butt extension enabled. ('''As above, any vandalism is still very much not okay, and is a bannable offense.''' If you want to see what this extension -or the one above- does to pages, make sure to turn off the extension and close and re-open your browser BEFORE you edit! That said, FluffyCloudHeaven and VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII may be quite the laugh reading - not editing - with this extension.)
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[[folder:Images and Captions]]
* The picture and caption for HeroicBSOD.
* The picture on the PersonalSpaceInvader page.
* The picture on ThisLoserIsYou. Homer coupled with the AFV theme song was classic.
* The ChristmasInJapan page picture and caption.
* The picture on the HideYourLesbians page.
* The picture and caption for WhereTheHellIsSpringfield It's ''perfect''.
* The Franchise/{{Batman}} picture on the MyParentsAreDead page.
* The picture and caption on the IHaveBoobsYouMustObey page.
* The picture on the StalkingIsLove page.
* UglyGuyHotWife: "Believe in miracles... and the [[MealTicket attraction of money]]."
* The caption under the picture on BloodLust of ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' getting his face held and blood licked by a blushing Anko. "BAD TOUCH! I need an adult!"
* The picture and caption on the MadLove page.
* FacePalm: The picture/caption combo.
* The picture on WildMassGuessing.
* The image and caption on DirectionlessDriver.
* The image and caption for RageQuit.
* The image for ForScience.
* The image and caption for EpicFail.
* The caption under the picture on the HoYay Film page.
* The picture for LecherousLicking.
* The chosen image for IneffectualDeathThreats, with a cheerful Elmo saying "I'm going to kill you."
* The one on ExtremeDoormat is both ''[[HeartwarmingMoments d'awwwww]]'' and ''bwahahahah!''.
* The one for TwinThreesomeFantasy is ''[[StarWars inspired]]''.
* The picture and caption for FanDisservice. Also, the caption under the picture on the anime and manga page of FanDisservice of Tsukishima stabbing Orihime through the boobs. "KATANAS DON'T GO THERE!"
* The picture and caption on the AllWomenAreLustful page.
* The caption under the picture for ElegantGothicLolita:
--> Their outfits need more frills and lace, don't you think?
* The caption under the on the WouldHitAGirl page:
--> Even the forces of good need to [[SuperDickery keep their pimp hand strong]].
* The following caption under the picture from the BeatStillMyHeart page:
--> And it's ''on fire''. Because ripping out a still-beating heart isn't creepy enough.
* ThatOtherWiki. The page image + caption = hilarious.
* [[TestosteronePoisoning MANWICH -- Shut the fuck up and eat]].
* The picture on the ManIFeelLikeAWoman page.
* The FaceOfAThug page picture. Once you know the context, it's bloody hilarious.
* The caption for HumansAreCthulhu.
--> Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Scu'ba Di'ver R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
* The picture and caption of EroticEating.
* The image on the TVTropesWillRuinYourLife page.
* The picture on the ItTastesLikeFeet page.
* The picture and caption on the DarkAndTroubledPast page:
--> I'm sorry, what was that I couldn't hear you over my tragic past.
* The caption on the FetishRetardant page image.
* The picture and caption on MoneyDearBoy. Slightly depressing, but definitely funny.
* The page image and accompanying caption on CarMeetsHouse.
* The (now deleted) captions under the pictures for DieForOurShip are hilarious, especially these three:
** [[PiratesOfTheCaribbean Will Turner]] demands an explanation for the FanDumb bullshit.
** [[Literature/HarryPotter Ginny Weasley]] is NOT PLEASED.
** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Mai]] doesn't get paid enough for this shit.
* The ''{{Gantz}}'' image on the {{Wangst}} page.
* The caption under the picture for EyesDoNotBelongThere: "This probably makes masturbation a very unpleasant experience."
* The picture on the SlashFic page.
* The caption under the picture of a giant metal rooster on the BiggusDickus page:
--> [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Hopefully]], the MoralGuardians won't be offended by this depiction of a [[DoubleEntendre massive]] [[VisualPun cock]].
* The pic and caption for EastGermany. The pic is the old flag; the caption... must be seen to be believed.
* The picture on the FanPreferredCouple page.
* The caption under the picture on the NiceHat page:
--> Clearly not a hat to be trifled with.
* The picture on the TalkToTheFist page: "'''GAZE INTO THE FIST OF DREDD!!!!'''"
* The picture on the FridgeHorror page.
* The picture on the FightScene index.
* The page picture for ComplacentGamingSyndrome. [[spoiler: So many [[StreetFighter Kens]]...]]
* The page image on BreadEggsMilkSquick ''never'' fails to amuse. What kind of innocent explanation could that have?
** There isn't one. It's good old fashioned vandalism.
* From the caption under the picture on the TaintedVeins page:
--> Who'd have thought putting a nuclear reactor in your chest might have harmful side effects?
* The page image for FandomRivalry. MakesSenseInContext (or just scroll over it).
* The picture and caption for ''RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare'', in probably one of the best uses of AndThenJohnWasAZombie EVER.
* The caption for the picture on the CorpseLand page.
* The image and caption on the NightmareFuel Video Games page.
* The [[DeadRising image]] for the Action games subpage under ThatOneBoss.
* The picture on the ''NakedLunch'' page. It's ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
* The picture on the LauncherOfAThousandShips page, especially "Damnit, why does everyone want me to be a lesbian?"
* The image and caption for GameBreaker.
* That picture of SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker holding [[Film/TheDarkKnight Rachel Dawes]] over a building on ForTheEvulz with the caption "LOL @ U Caped Crusader!"
** Now replaced with a snark at the UnhandThemVillain and ExactWords trope, to [[Tropers/{{Trivialato}} This Troper's]] dismay, and probably others as well.
* The caption under the picture on the FlyingSpaghettiMonster page:
--> Needs MOAR sauce.
* The caption under the picture on the GodivaHair page:
--> Could you... maybe... get a haircut? Please?
* The picture on the IfItsYouItsOkay page.
* The picture on the JailBaitWait page.
* The page image on ParentalFavoritism. Maybe it's just because baby birds have this perpetual SERIOUS/frowning expression, but it's made a lot of tropers laugh. Even though it can make you feel really bad for the little bird.
* From BestKnownForTheFanservice:
-->I would appreciate your continued attention on the plot. Hello? The ''plot''.
* The picture on the RealWomenNeverWearDresses page.
* The caption of the picture of [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]] on the GiantPoofySleeves page says the following:
--> Ursula could fit in one of those.
* The picture on the AlternativeCharacterInterpretation page.
* On ModestyTowel the caption under the picture of Kallen from ''Anime/CodeGeass'' wearing just a towel reads as such:
--> Alright, who signed [[ActionGirl me]] up for {{Fanservice}} duty again!?
* The MindScrew page image + caption.
--> [[TheWalrusWasPaul Clearly, your train is leaving at approximately 12:44]].
* The image for PecFlex '''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE]]''' ''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist FOR GENERATIONS!]]''
* The picture of [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Woody]] on the MemeticMolester page.
* The picture and caption on SpecialEffectsFailure.
* The picture on the GrievousBottleyHarm page.
* NakedApron features a picture of Asuka from ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' wearing only an apron. Asuka's kind of a {{Jerkass}}. The caption under the picture reads like so:
--> [[MsFanservice This is how she should make the viewers like her]].
* The image for {{Corpsing}}. Your face will be exactly the same as [[Series/TheColbertReport his]].
* BodyHorror is horrifying. However, the caption under the picture on the main page is funny. "His Saturday nights just got incredibly awkward."
* Before the ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'' NightmareFuel page was taken down, there was actually a very, ''very'' creepy image of a man smiling... [[NightmareRetardant But the caption was the ":D" emoticon, removing almost any horror that was obtained from it]].
* The page image for {{Wimpification}}. Just ''try'' not to laugh.
* The ending of the caption for {{Seme}}. [[spoiler:"Oh, and he wants your ass. Literally."]]
* The caption for SerialNumbersFiledOff.
* The image for PublicBathhouseScene, which shows some men from ''Manga/ThermaeRomae'' bathing, coupled with the caption:
--> You were expecting hot chicks, weren't you?
* The picture and caption on PetTheDog.
* The picture on the Ho-Yay page for [[HoYay/EdEddNEddy Ed Edd N Eddy.]]
* The photo on the NeverMyFault page.
* The caption under the image for the ''Series/GameOfThrones'' NightmareFuel page is [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]].
-->[[GroinAttack Guess what's in the box.]][[note]]First person to say "[[Film/{{Se7en}} Gwyneth Paltrow's head!]]" gets sent to the Wall.[[/note]]
* The caption under the image for RougeAnglesOfSatin.
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[[folder:Trope/Work Descriptions and Stingers]]
* This part of the beginning of the ''Series/PowerRangersDinoThunder'' Page.
-->''Describe Series/PowerRangersDinoThunder here''.
-->''[[MemeticBadass Tommy]]'' ''[[HesBack is back]]'', ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]''.
-->''The End''.
* Another one from this wiki: the last line of "AnyoneCanDie". It's not funny until you check the {{Pot Hole}}s.
--> ''But are these [[KilledOffForReal for-real deaths]]? Or is there [[ZombieApocalypse something wonderful waiting for us after life]]?''
* The last line of EvilLawyerJoke. Also a perfectly executed TakeThat.
** [[Franchise/AceAttorney Please tell me that you included "Take that" intentionally, after the lawyer crack]]. It's a [=CMoF=] even if you just follow the TakeThat PotHole and look at the page image.
* The summary for JewsLoveToArgue.
* Someone added the emoticon for the reverse GlassesPull on the ''CSIMiami'' page. It fits beautifully.
* The condensed profile from the TortureTechnician page: "If he's a fat, giggling, whip-toting, gay [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]], he's probably one of these."
* The description of ShaggyAndScoobyDooGetAClue is ''HILARIOUS''.
--> Shaggy and Scooby Doo, the LovableCoward / BigEater duo from the ScoobyDoo franchise branch, out in their own show, where Shaggy [[UnexpectedInheritance inherits millions of dollars and a mansion from his missing Uncle Albert]], an inventor. However, Uncle Albert's inventions are being pursued by the sinister Dr. Phineas Phibes and his henchmen. Fortunately, Shaggy and Scooby can thwart their evil plans thanks to special Scooby Snacks that give Scooby-Doo temporary superpowers... [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks Wait, where are you going]]? [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Come Back, we weren't finished yet]]! [[NotHelpingYourCase The villain pilots a submarine laboratory]]!
* The list of common {{Bond One Liner}}s:
--> (After [[EveryCarIsAPinto a hearse explodes]]) "I think they were on their way to a funeral."
--> (After decapitating someone) "He really lost his head."
--> (After disemboweling someone) "I'll say this for him: he had a lot of guts."
--> (After tethering someone to a rocket) "He got rather carried away."
--> (After shooting someone with a harpoon) [[Film/{{Thunderball}} "I think he got the point."]]
--> (After cutting someone in half) [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer "He had to split."]]
--> (After [[DestinationDefenestration throwing someone out a plate glass window]]) "Smashing."
--> (After throwing a machete through someone, impaling them to a tree) "Stick around."
--> (After [[ElectrifiedBathtub throwing an electric heater into someone's filled bathtub]]) [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} "Shocking."]]
--> (After ripping someone's heart out) "I always knew you were '''heartless!'''"
--> (After forcing a grenade down someone's throat) "Something he ate disagreed with him."
--> (After throwing someone to a shark) [[Film/LicenceToKill "He disagreed with something that ate him."]]
--> [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill (After slicing off someone's arms with a circular saw, dunking their legs in liquid nitrogen, incinerating their torso with a flamethrower, kicking their charred body into a refrigerator and condemning them to the bottom of the Arctic ocean)]] "Ouch."
* It's gone now, but on VaginaDentata, after the sentence "Because having your penis bitten off would ''really fucking hurt''", there used to be a "[Citation Needed]" tag. Why, why was it taken from me?
* The StatlerAndWaldorf on the RussianHumour page.
* This gem from the description of AssInALionSkin:
--> "My God! You're not a fruit bat at all! You're a killer whale!"
* The StatlerAndWaldorf on the ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' page.
* The delightfully comprehensive disclaimer at the end of TheThingThatGoesDoink:
--> Not to be confused with [[Literature/{{Discworld}} the thing that goes parp]], [[Series/DoctorWho the thing that goes ding when there's stuff]], [[CalvinAndHobbes the scientific progress that goes boink]], [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife the machine that goes ping]], [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the man who goes BONK]], [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail The Knights Who Say Ni!]], [[{{Spamalot}} The Song That Goes Like This]], [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy the thing your aunt gave that you don't know what it is]], [[Series/TheAddamsFamily the Thing that lives in a box]], [[ComicBook/FantasticFour The Thing that goes "It's clobberin' time!"]], [[FinalFantasy Tonberries]], [[LawAndOrder the thing that goes doink-doink]], [[FanGirl the things that go squee]], the thing that goes boing, TheThingThatWouldNotLeave, [[OverlyLongGag or the thing that keeps going]]. Definitely shouldn't be confused with ''Film/TheThing1982''.
* From the top of the EmilieAutumn page:
--> [[DescribeTopicHere Describe]] EmilieAutumn here. OK then: Emilie is self-described as that she sounds [[MindScrew like the best cup of English Breakfast spiked with cyanide and smashed on your antique wallpaper]].
* The HurricaneOfPuns from the DeathDealer page.
-->The user might be, but isn't necessarily, a CardCarryingVillain ([[IncrediblyLamePun sorry]]). Also likely to be a CardSharp (with sharp cards), so the use of such a [[WeaponOfChoice distinctive weapon]] may be the killer's CallingCard ([[HurricaneOfPuns I can do this all day]]). If they're so [[ImprobableAimingSkills improbably good]] that the full house won't shut up about it, they're the TheAce [[PungeonMaster (yeah, I know, my card is marked. I can deal with it)]].
* Click on "maybe" in the content warning page. Seriously, go.
* The last line on Administrivia/WorksPagesAreAFreeLaunch.
* The St. Basil's Cathedral RunningGag on the SymbologyResearchFailure page.
* Of all the places, the EldritchAbomination page. The article describes this trope extremely well, becoming rather creepy in telling how freaking ''wrong'' those creatures are, how much of an aberration to our senses and to our laws of physics they are, it makes a point of telling us that we can't even classify them as evil as they don't follow the same morals... [[spoiler: [[MoodWhiplash And it ends with a]][[SophisticatedAsHell "YourMom" joke]]]].
* The WordCruft page's explanation for why rhetorical questions are a bad idea:
-->This isn't the author's fault. Rhetorical questions are a very useful device! Unfortunately, an explosion in a lead paint chips factory in Montana has left a fair chunk of the internet with the approximate IQ of a retarded gibbon. If you pose a rhetorical question, or anything that could by the remotest stretch be interpreted as a rhetorical question, someone will respond to it seriously and then pat himself on the back (with his long, gibbon-like arms) for his amazing internet wit. The probability of this happening is 1. Do not write rhetorical questions.
* The quote at the top of the BrokenPedestal page.
--> "It's like going to heaven and finding God smoking crack!"
* From SheatheYourSword:
--> No, this is not a [[SexTropes sex trope]] with a euphemistic title. [[HypocriticalHumor Perverts]].
** In a similar vein, the opening from WhoWantsToLiveForever:
--> [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Put your hand down. This is not a vote.]]
* Most of the TV Tropes articles for movies are written as though the author had a neutral opinion about it. Then there's the ''CampRock'' page.
* The opening for the ''DokaponKingdom'' page.
* The description on the Creator/KenNarita page as it essentially gets hijacked by the man himself, in a ''giant orange'', apparently.
* The following quote from the top of the AnnoyingLaugh page:
--> I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a [[BlackComedyRape seal is being molested]].
* From RefugeInAudacity:
--> This isn't GettingCrapPastTheRadar, this is crashing the crap through the front doors and out the back doors of the radar installation, in an armored car with sunglasses-wearing flaming skull decals on every flat surface and a Hieronymus Bosch reproduction on the door, hood-mounted machine guns blazing, Motörhead blasting on the jury-rigged PA system, and one arm hanging out of the window making a rude hand gesture, and the tires leaving tracks painting sex and violence on the floor and walls.
* A former line from the ''Manga/CardcaptorSakura'' page:
--> "[[SpellMyNameWithAnS The title is officially written Cardcaptor Sakura]], [[FanDumb but tends to be written as three words by the English fanbase]], [[SeriousBusiness mostly because Cardcaptors]] [[CriticalResearchFailure left a bad taste in their mouths]]."
* The GoldfishPoopGang page once had a RealLife entry with just one example: the Westboro Baptist Church.
* The stinger on HardDrinkingTropes.
-->'''[[Anime/DragonBallZ Nappa]]''': Vegeta! What does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol content?
-->'''Vegeta''': [[OffTheScale It's OVER NINE PERCENT!!!]] [[AGlassInTheHand (crushes breathalyzer in hand)]]
-->'''Nappa''': WHAT? Nine percent? How the hell is he even ''alive?''
* The whole LawProcedural sketch on IWontSayImGuilty is pretty funny, but I burst out laughing at "...and the jury are apparently collaborating on a book called ''Burn in Hell, Wendell Spatz, You Guilty Guilty Scumbag''."
* From the AllGirlsLikePonies page:
--> Of course, the trope is parodied [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic when it's a boy or a guy who likes ponies]].
* The intro of SpeechBubbles. Face it, ''any'' SelfDemonstratingArticle has the potential to be on this page.
* This little bit from the MarySue page:
--> ThirtySuePileup: '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion We are Legion]].'''''
* Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease provides an example in the description of what would happen if real life examples were allowed under ScamReligion. Then this sentence appears.
--> Meanwhile, someone adds ChurchOfHappyology and [[HilaritySues gets sued]].
* Found this gem in the North Korea page.
--> Whilst its portrayal as the CardCarryingVillain of world politics is frequently played for laughs, it may do you good to recall that this country is indeed home to 25 million people. So, rule of cautious editing very much applies. EDIT: Never mind, [[BannedInChina TV Tropes is blocked in North Korea]].
* Scrolling down the {{Characters/RWBY}} characters page to find that someone gave [[spoiler:the ''NamedWeapons'']] [[CompanionCube their own listings.]]
* Some of the comments in TheHouseOfTudor. A few examples:
--> "Henry found her so unattractive in person that the marriage was annulled six months later without it having been consummated. (History does not record what Anne thought of Henry, who by this time weighed about 350 pounds and had a nasty-smelling running ulcer on his leg.)"
--> "Later, Lord Darnley's bedroom was blown up. He was found in the garden, in his nightshirt — strangled. The chief suspect was a roguish Scottish noble called Lord Bothwell. So of course, Mary (who seems to have had a knack for poor life choices) married Bothwell with almost indecent haste."
--> "Then Leicester dropped dead shortly after the defeat of the Armada. Elizabeth bawled for a few months, and then took up with the second Earl of Essex, also named Robert. He was, essentially, her boy-toy. She had reigned longer than he'd been alive. Incidentally, he was also Leicester's stepson. Unlike his stepfather, however, he didn't know how to keep his mouth shut and got a big head. Bess was mildly displeased by this, so she lopped it off."
* The [[Synopsis/ACaseOfSpringFever synopsis page]] for ''ACaseOfSpringFever'' transforms said annoying short into a horror story.
* On the JohnMajor article:
-->"In 2002 a revelation broke out that he had had an adulterous affair with minister Edwina Currie; this was greeted with universal incredulity by the British media, as they couldn't conceive of him doing something so interesting."
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[[folder:Wild Mass Guessing / Headscratchers]]
* This conversation in [[Headscratchers/MemeticMutation Headscratchers: Memetic Mutation]]
--> Why does M.Bison find Guile being beat up delicious?
--> [[ExtremeOmnivore It's the handheld television he finds delicious]]. The last shot is a first person perspective from the TV, moving closer and closer to his mouth.
* The Headscratchers page for ''Headscratchers/{{Clue}}''. For some reason pointing out the logical flaws of a board game as if it were a serious murder mystery is funny in and of itself, but I nearly collapsed in laughter when someone postulated "[[VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy Maybe he explodes when something touches him]]" I've never heard of whatever the PotHole references, but good ''god'' that was funny.
** Also:
--> I know it's just a board game and it's all supposed to be abstract, but wouldn't it be really easy to at least narrow down the murder weapon by examining the late Mr. Boddy? Even a kindergartner should be able to tell (for instance) whether or not he had been stabbed, thus ruling the knife in or out
--> You'd allow a kindergartner to do that?
--> "Now Molly quit yer crying and tell the police how he died!"
* The discussion on Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans on the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Headscratchers page.
** This line, a couple topics down:
---> "And how would you know how a gerbil tastes in the first place?"
---> "Gerbil-flavored Bertie Bott's, of course!"
* This bit from the ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' WildMassGuessing page.
--> ** She even said she's into boys "Sometimes."
--> ** Though this seemed more like "Other times I think they're just a pain," rather than "The rest of the time I'm into girls."
--> *** [[GirlOnGirlIsHot SHHHHHHHH]].
* The ''Twilight'' Headscratchers page has these gems:
** The plothole about why "a family of immortal vampires has a sippy cup in their household".
--> Sometimes Esme's baby-mania gets the better of her and decides that one of her "children" needs a diaper change and a bed time story. Edward doesn't like to talk about those times very much, probably because he's her most common target (why else would he be so fucked up?).
** This plothole:
--> Why did it take the Volturi so long to reach Forks? Irina runs off, and suddenly Alice sees the Volturi arriving...in a couple months. Alice and Bella get there in New Moon in less than a few days. The Volturi are rich and should have capable transportation, and everyone is already in Volterra so they don't need to spend time gathering their forces. Even if Irina didn't have access to a phone, she could have run to the Voluturi within a few days. Did they get lost at the airport? Did they misplace where they had packed their wives? Did they take a stroll through Russia?
---> Now I want to read THAT book: 'The Terminal: Volturi Edition!' It'd be awesome, with Jane inflicting her psychic torture on immigration officials and Aro giggling over those turny baggage things and the entire gang taking up a whole section of the airport and creeping people out, but none of the humans say anything because they don't want to be MistakenForRacist.
* From the ''Manga/{{Mushishi}}'' Headscratchers page, as to why Ginko's FanNickname is 'Pimp-ko':
--> Because he's so incredibly cool, ofcourse. He wins the hearts of most female characters and then ditches them saying he can't stick along for long periods of time 'because of the mushis'. He travels from town to town breaking hearts and kicking ass. He doesn't ''need'' to get the girl, he knows he can, and that's enough for him and his hordes of fans.
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}'' Headscratchers, explaining why Carl didn't get in trouble with the [=FAA=]:
--> "Hello, is this the [=FAA=]? Yeah, there's this guy flying in a house. Yes, he's attached his house to a million balloons and he's just flying it down the... hello? Hello?"
** Also from that page, this comment from the argument over whether or not Russell is Asian:
---> Flik was blue, Sully was blue, Mike was green, Remy was grey, WALL-E was brown, Lightning [=McQueen=] was red, and Nemo and Marlon were orange with white stripes. How much more diverse can you get?
* From the ''VideoGame/{{Prototype}}'' [[Headscratchers/{{Prototype}} Headscratchers]] page, on the "powers" of civilian disguises:
--> God knows I always wanted to use the power of accounting after I eat a civilian...
---> "Sir, we've spotted Mercer! He's— He's... ... ...uh, sir, he's recalculating the city's debt on the side of the Chrysler Building..."
* On the ''Persona 4'' WMG page there was this exchanged based on the idea that Naoto and Minato were siblings.
--> Guys, Come on. This idea is milked so many times in FanFiction that it's probably canon in the minds of thousands.
--> [[{{Persona2}} What, you're saying when lots of people believe something it magically becomes tr- OH MY GOD]].
* Also on the "Persona 4" WMG page, but I just posted the whole thing here as its better like this:
-->TV Tropes is the Shadow of The Other Wiki.
-->Wikipedia has largely become a regulated stopover on the way to more "valid" research. It struggles to feel accepted academically while still suffering the derision of teachers everywhere. Wikipedia struggles to be accepted through strict regulation and cold hard facts; a far cry from the more lax, Rule of Fun oriented TV Tropes. Wikipedia, in an effort to stamp out its more trivial side, inadvertently gave birth to TV Tropes as its Shadow self. It cannot bear to reconcile knowledge with fun and so it cannot bring itself to face TV Tropes. But TV Tropes is Wikipedia. And The Other Wiki is TV Tropes...
-->That Troper is the Shadow born of the collective ego of all Tropers...including you.
-->That Troper
-->How long are you planning on denying it? Beneath your thin veneer of snarky sophistication your true desires are laid plain before me. Who hasn't secretly pimped their own Fan Work under pseudonyms and puppet accounts? Don't you feel the need to rant and rave about asininely stupid programming that everyone else seems to fawn over? The Headscratchers pages for Twilight and Inheritance Cycle alone allude to your true nature.
-->My opinions are right and all the garbage just hides the fact that I'm openly tearing down something I don't like and NO I WILL NOT TAKE IT TO THE FORUMS!!! And why shouldn't I? So what if there isn't a page for Cartwheeling Dynamite Puppy; there should be damnit, even if I have to pimp it to high heaven! Who are they to say what is and isn't A Trope?! "Some Tropers think...Your Milage May Vary But...Please exercise Rule of Cautious Editing Judgement when blah blah blah blah blah blah!" That weasel talk makes me sick!! Why shouldn't I say exactly what's on my mind?! MINE is the only opinion that matters!!!
-->My OTP IS the Fan-Preferred Couple! Katara is a Canon Sue and I don't care who disagrees! Don't you take my entry down! I'M right, YOU'RE wrong!
-->Isn't that what you truly feel?
-->Villinize me all you'd like. Just accept the inevitable truth: you are me...and I am you
-->I'm right here, you're over there, therefore, as you do not share the same place as me, you are not me.
-->Ahhh, shit...Let's get "I'll Face Myself" up and running...
-->NO! You're not me!
-->Alright, I've been waiting for this! Let's battle! You're nothing like me anyway!!!
-->'''I AM A SHADOW, THE TRUE SELF!'''
-->Yes, yes, I know, I'm an egotistical asshole here for my own entertainment rather than the betterment of the wiki, pushing my own opinions with varying degrees of subtlety and lack thereof while pretending its neutrality. Now hurry up and transform into a Persona already, I want superpowers and don't want to get my hands dirty with a boss fight.
-->The strength of heart to face one's self has been made manifest. Troper has obtained the facade used to overcome life's hardships, the Persona ...?
-->Thou art I and I am thou. From the sea of thy soul, I emerge. I am The Other Troper, Protector of the Wiki.
* In the WMG page for ''PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'', there's a WMG regarding if Percy and Annabeth will have a son and, if they do, if the boy's name will be Luke. HilarityEnsues.
--> Not if Rick Riordan wants to fend off all those accusations of being a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' knockoff...
--> The son will have his memory wiped and be sent back in time to host Kronos. They named their son after their son!
---> Now we've gone from stealing Literature/HarryPotter to stealing Series/DoctorWho! Are you TRYING to piss off the major nerd fanbases?
* This bit from the Headscratchers page for ''ThePrincessAndTheFrog'' is MadeOfWin, purely for the mental picture:
--> * And what was Eudora's reaction when her daughter who'd been missing for three days came through the door wearing an enormous sparkly dress, along with her new husband and alligator buddy?
--> ** "Now I'll live to see my grandkids!"?
--> *** First thing this troper thought of was Louis shouting "GRAMMA!" and jumping in Eudora's arms. "I want cookies and sweaters and stories about what it was like in the old days!"
* From ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum'' Headscratchers:
--> "New game idea: "I'm Batman". In this platformer-action adventure-MMORPG-RTS-Beat 'Em Up-Rhythm Game, you play as the Dark Knight, going around and holding up Gotham's deadliest villains by the neck and saying "I'm Batman". There are 'aggression' and 'volume' meters that you have to max out, as well as 'the' and 'goddamn' buttons that provide bonus points if you use them in the right situation. Playable on 'Conroy', 'Keaton' and 'Bale' difficulty levels, with an unlockable bonus mode in which you play as Adam West. Not Adam West's Batman. You're just Adam West going around shouting at people. DLC has been announced, but not yet specified. Available Fall 2010, on Xbox360, PC and PS3."
** Just the line, "You're just Adam West going around shouting at people," conjures up the most hilarious image I've gotten in my head from this site.
*** You mean like [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy this]]?:
--> '''Creator/HarrisonFord''': ''(repeatedly grabs random people and yells at them)'' Give me back my family!
* From the ''{{Peanuts}}'' [[Headscratchers/{{Peanuts}} Headscratchers page]]:
--> * Jesus, Lucy, Violet, and Patty are CRUEL to poor Charlie Brown! They expect him to get an over-commercialized tree, made of pink aluminum? Charlie brings back a tree that looks like one that would be next to the humble manger, and they all laugh at him! Even damned SNOOPY! Although it sets up a CrowningMomentOfAwesome with the "That's what Christmas is all about" speech, I just want to wring those three bitches' neck!!
---> ** Is it bad that I read the start of this entry as a list of 4 names, rather than an expletive and 3 names?
----> *** Jesus is laughing at Charlie Brown for having a great Christmas spirit! The irony!
----> *** Nope. I did it, too. As did my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
----> *** Your parents are Ayn Rand and God?
* Although many of the theories on [[WMG/LadyGaga Lady Gaga's WMG page]] are quite funny, special mention goes to the one that claims ''The Fame Monster'' is a TakeThat at ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' (may also be a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, if you're part of Twilight's {{Hatedom}}). Also, the one about her secretly being her own parents and/or JohnLennon.
* The ''MarbleHornets'' Headscratchers page when someone asks where the character's families are during all this.
* From the ''GetAHoldOfYourselfMan'' page:
--> Name an episode of ''RevolutionaryGirlUtena'' that ''doesn't'' have someone being slapped. I don't think it exists. Forget duels, slapping is the prefered method of doing harm to someone in the show.
* The RunningGag on the DisneyAnimatedCanon Headscratchers page concerning Disney/{{Bambi}}'s mother. [[CrossesTheLineTwice She was in season and tasted good smoked and/or made into sausage]].
* This exchange on the Headscratchers page for ''TheLordOfTheRings'':
--> "And yet no one is complaining about the 'taters'."
---> "What's... "taters", precious? What's taters, eh?"
----> "Po-tay-toes."
* The long list of possible people possessing Mr. Mew in VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou's [[WMG/TheWorldEndsWithYou WMG page]].
* One troper's [[FreakOut psychotic breakdown]] over [[spoiler:the permanent deaths of Amie and Shandra]] on the ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2'' Headscratchers page.
--> But... but... ''-snap-'' DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! FIFTY POUNDS OF RULEBOOKS! NOT FINAL FANTASY! DEATH HAPPENS! AND THEN IT UNHAPPENS! EXPEND ONE FIFTH-LEVEL SPELL SLOT AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty I NEED +5 VORPAL SCISSORS! 1d6!]]
* From the Headscratchers.TheInternet page
-->***** [[EngagingConversation ...say, are you single?]]
--->****** As a matter of fact, I am.
---->******* Well, won't this will be a wonderful story to tell your grandkids:
---> "That's right Billy, I met your grandmother while meticulously collating vast amounts of pop culture information on the Internet"
* From the WMG page for ''Film/TheRoom'':
--->* The sex scenes are POV shots.
---> ** Denny: I just like to watch you guys.
* The entire Headscratchers page for ''SpongeBobSquarePants'', especially the following:
-->* [=SpongeBob=] has NegativeContinuity.
--> ** [=SpongeBob=] IS NegativeContinuity.
* The Headscratchers page for ''Headscratchers/TheEmperorsNewClothes''.
* The Headscratchers for classic folklore, [[RuleThirtyFour that one post]] on ''Headscratchers/TheTortoiseAndTheHare'' was just so unexpected [[MoodWhiplash in contrast to]] the discussions on the [[AnAesop true moral]] of the story that it's hard not to laugh.
* On the ''[[WMG/{{Ptitle0028gzjm}} Kyon: Big Damn Heroes]]'' WMG page, the entry about Durandall is [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch FUCKING HILARIOUS]].
* On the late Headscratchers page for FlippingTheBird, this lovely conversation occurs when someone wants to know why actually doing the flipping kind of is painful:
** You may also want to try cracking your knuckles more often. Loosen up the joints a little. Plus, you don't have to have your other fingers down at the knuckle and flush with your palm; just enough to get the point across.
*** TvTropes... where we teach you how to be an asshole.
* This bit from the ''WesternAnimation/CatsDontDance'' page:
--> * ParentalAbandonment: Where are Darla's, exactly?
--> ** She probably [[SelfMadeOrphan killed them]].
--> *** [[ImAHumanitarian And ate them]].
* This absolute bloody '''gem''' from the ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire Goblet of Fire]]'' Headscratchers page:
--> ''It's called polyphasic sleep. One of my friends at college did it. You sleep for 30 minutes every 6 hours, and it forces your body to abandon natural circadian rhythms. It's intended to give you more time awake each day. Of course, if you do it improperly it causes you to hallucinate and think you're in ''The Legend of Zelda'', but there you are''.
* From the ''WMG/DoctorWho'' WMG page:
--> After the Events of Victory of the Daleks the [[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Dalek Rangers]] threw the most awesome victory party the universe has ever seen, in celebration of finally pulling one over on the Doctor. I only bring this up because the idea of the Daleks [[HairTriggerTemper OF ALL RACES]] doing your typical wild party antics with those screeching voices of theirs amuses me.
--> * "THE BOTTLE HAS SPUN! DALEK ETERNAL MUST SNOG DALEK STRATEGIST!"
--> ** Someone has to draw that now, complete with Dalek Scientist scuttling around at top speed with a lampshade on its head.
-->*** "MY VISION IS IMPAIRED!"
-->* Truth or Dare with Daleks. I swear, that would be the best party ''ever''.
--->'''Scientist''': DALEK ETERNAL, TRUTH OR DARE?
--->'''Eternal''': ...TRUTH.
--->'''Drone''': WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?
--->'''Eternal''': ...CAN I DO A FORFEIT?
* The [[Headscratchers/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Headscratchers page]] for ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''.
* This response to the WMG that Calvin of ''CalvinAndHobbes'' is a furry in development and Hobbes is his fursona: "Bill Watterson is spinning in his grave, and he's not even dead!"
* This little exchange on the ''Manga/FairyTail'' Headscratchers page is quite amusing:
-->* There're still other jobs that I wouldn't really trust Fairy Tail members with. One job once was to teach a bunch of little kids magic...do you really want a Fairy Tail member to corrupt your young?
-->** YES.
* On ''TheFlintstones'' [[WMG/TheFlintstones WMG page]], the third & fifth entries and the reactions to them.
* This bit from the MathematiciansAnswer Headscratchers page:
--> About the most recognized use of MathematiciansAnswer is answering "yes" when meaning "both". ''"Do you prefer it shaken, or unstirred?" "Yes."'' This is universally understood by more or less everyone on the Internet. Which is what bugs me, since technically, ''mathematically'' if you will, such an answer would mean "yeah, one or more of them", which is nearly no answer at all. What is appalling is that no one else seems to notice the incongruity, and the Internet should be smarter than that. Am I wrong? Are ''they'' wrong? Is the Internet broken? The uncertainty is tearing me apart.
---> Yes.
* From the [[Headscratchers/TheDresdenFiles Headscratchers page]] for ''TheDresdenFiles'', this analogy to the Alpha's vigilante work around the University of Chicago campus:
--> The College isn't some five-star restaurant that everyone's trying to get into. It's [=McDonald's=]. A [=McDonald's=] where whenever you try to get a burger, someone punches you in the nose and knocks it out of your hand. After a while of that, you just say fuck it and go to Burger King instead.
* From the WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Headscratchers page:
-->'''Troper:''' You mean the military that treats Zapp Brannigan like the reincarnations of Sun Tzu and Napoleon combined?
-->'''Zoidberg:''' Sunpoleon? I love that guy!
* From the ''DirtyDancing'' Headscratchers page:
--> * How does Neil Kellerman know that there aren't any books in Johnny's room? It's not like he would have a reason to go there, right?
--> ** Obviously he sneaks into his room frequently to steal his underwear to smell at night... or the guy was just being condescending and assuming (probably rightly) that Johnny is not much of a reader and that that simply wasn't a believable excuse.
--> *** I prefer the first option.
* From the Wild Mass Guessing for Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire:
--> * Or neither. My favorite WMG is Joffrey killed himself, by eating Tyrion's pie, which was poisoned by Olenna and Cersei's minions. (Joffrey even said "its the pie" as he died.) LF lies about it to Sansa to impress her. LF's obsession with Catelyn, and later Sansa, is due to the prophecy he received as a boy. Just like Cersei, it messed him up big time.
--> ** Hot Pie killed Joffrey.
* From TheMagicSchoolBus Headscratchers
--> * How would Ms. Frizzle teach sex ed?
--> ** Why, she would encourage her students to [[ButWeUsedACondom take]] [[InvertedTrope chances]], [[IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship make]] [[AvertedTrope mistakes]], and [[CoveredInGunge get messy]], of course! ...[[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Oh]].
* While the WMG pages of the ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' page are chock-full of FunnyMoments because of the tendency of their fans to treat discussions like Cross-Examinations (complete with the signature MemeticMutation {{Big Word Shout}}s), one in particular [[UpToEleven proved so]] [[BrokenBase controversial]] and so [[JustForFun funny]] that it became a post-based Roleplay featuring a plethora of characters from the work itself. Observe:
--> Ema Skye is hot. Don't deny it. Its better than the other theories here...
--->** '''HOLD IT!''' Ema Skye the stand-in for Maya, or Ema Skye the detective? Choose your answer carefully.
-->*** Let's see. The problem is, she's kind of a bitch in Apollo Justice...
--->*** '''TAKE THAT!''' But the other one is sixteen.
-->*** '''Objection!''' 16 years is too old for lolicon!
--->*** '''OBJECTION!''' Have you SEEN Mia!?
-->*** '''OBJECTION!''' You honor, the purpose of this inquiry is not to determine "Is Ema Sky hotter than Mia Fey?" but rather "Is Ema Skye hot?". Mia's hotness, while smokin', has no relevance to the case at hand! If the opposition wishes to claim Mia's hotness holds some relevance to the case of Ema's hotness, I must ask they prove it... with evidence!
--->*** '''TAKE THAT!''' Phoenix (or you the player, whichever you prefer) has been with both, Ema and Mia at some point during his career. Phoenix has only worked with Ema on one case and that was when she was a hyper spunky 16 year old (thus not being legal in some parts of the world) while Mia was in her 20s before she died and even after death, she is summoned back many times to help Phoenix in his cases. As mentioned before, Ema, nearly 7-10 years later, has become a cold ice queen unless you bribe her with Snackoos or a fingerprint duster. Not to mention she can be somewhat flaky. Mia, however, can not only retain her "goods" while being channeled, but she always has something to help you out with and has a much nicer personality. Between a smart and smokin' woman and another woman who stuffs her face whenever you even annoy her, the defense proposes that Mia is an easier fish to catch compared to Ema!
-->*** '''OBJECTION!''' ::Smirks, wags finger:: Nice try, rookie. But look back. What have you proven? 'Mia Fey is a very nice, smoking hot lady. Nicer and hotter than Ema, certainly.' ::Slams hand on desk:: As if anyone with eyes did not already know this! ::Points:: Yes, Mia IS hotter than Ema, smarter, and nicer! And if that were the purpose of this trial, you might have managed a full acquittal! But I must remind you again, the purpose of this trial is to determine 'is Ema Skye hot?', and ONLY to determine that fact! Mia Fey's hotness ::Slams hand on desk:: still has no relevance!
--->*** Urk! (I thought I was on the right track...? Damn, I don't have any other options!) The defense...the defense...
---->*** Phoenix...your looking at this the wrong way. Don't ask why she isn't hot...point out evidence that only exists because she isn't...wow. Is that her? And I thought Lana was hot...Nevermind, Wright. Your on your own on this one.
---->*** Phoenix Wright!!! You foolishly foolish fool! Only an idiot would not think of a night with Ema once laying eyes on her ---->I mean...was that out loud? Shut up, lets go home Adrian.
---->*** No fisher brags about any fish but the one that got away, Trite. Ema is not nearly so objectionable as you claim. The unavailable ice queen angle is still quite attractive. Or would you really ::slams mug on desk:: ...turn down Franziska Von Karma as well?!
---->*** ...! Godot! ::slams hand on desk:: I must ask you not to bring up Wright's relationship with Franziska! For...er..personal reasons.
---->*** The defense would like to propose that Detective Skye is, indeed, a stone-cold fox, if you manage to snap her out of her bitchiness. As evidence, he would like to present various pieces of forensic investigation equipment, which make her instantly more personable. If you date her, bring a fingerprinting kit.
---->*** I find her young self cute as heck, and for her older self, the ice queen types normally annoy me, but something her ---->attitude is funny (QUIET, SNACK TIME) and her happy go lucky self can come out every so often, generally with the aid of ---->scientific crap.
---->*** '''ORDER!''' (bangs gavel) We're here to discuss if Ema Skye can be considered "hot". We aren't discussing if she's the hottest thing in the series, just does she qualify. Any more bickering about irrelevant topics will result in penalties!
---->*** '''TAKE THAT!''' Ema is definitely hot. ::holds paper sheets in his hand while hitting them, triumph music starts playing:: She was asked to provide security in The Gavinners concert, even though she publicly dislikes Klavier, such a band surely has the power (both as celebrities and as law officers) to have any member of the police staff they requested. On top of that, there weren't any groupies waiting in the Gavinners' dressing room. given all this evidence, one can assume that one or more of the Gavinners had the intention of performing actions of questionable nature with the detective. ::Slams hand on bench:: And why would someone have this intentions? ::Points finger::Because she is indeed hot!!!
---->*** (Gasp!) Mr. Nick! How dare you do that to Mystic Maya! (Slap)
---->*** What's going on in this thread, pal?
---->*** Say, Nick, you can hook me up with this Ema chick, right? Nick, buddy?
---->*** ::Wince:: Your Honor...this is...this is undue badgering of the troper! I won't let this...rookie slander the woman whom rid me of my hair!
---->*** Wait a sec, folks. This gal's got her two cents, too! Ain't this "Mia" gal dead? ::Looks at picture:: HOO DOGGY! That's ghost I saw in my picture!
---->*** (Slams Gavel) That's enough! The evidence presented to me is quite clear. I see no reason to continue this trial. This court finds Ema Skye VERY HOT BUT IS STILL A DEFROSTING ICE QUEEN!
----->Sal Manella: [[{{Understatement}} Best...WMG...EVER!]] :D
------>[[TheStinger A splendiforous deduction, Mr. Wright. ::"flashes rings":: But I would prefer my darling little April May, wouldn't you agree?]]
* Most of Headscratchers.RuleThirtyFour may count, but these stand out:
--> Half the fun of Rule 34 is actively contributing to it. The horrified reactions of the rest of the internet are the other half.
** As well as...
--> Hydrogen atoms are kinky as heck. Being the most common element and being equally happy to gain or lose an electron, they really get around. Now, helium atoms, they're kinda prudes.
* The Headscratchers page for Bioshock Infinite is absolutely ''massive'', due to a combination of an intricate plot that revolves around time travel and alternate universes, a very detailed background, developed characters, and the hype that surrounded the game which, of course, means many people have something to say and/or ask about it. So, every plot element, every character's motivation, every design choice is meticulously analyzed. What's the last entry on the page as of today (14th of March, 2014)? ''Whether or not a character has a mustache.'' What a combination of MoodWhiplash and ArsonMurderAndJaywalking!
* The troper who always assumes someone is a [[DoctorWho Time Lord]] ''finally'' got it ''right'' on the [[spoiler:WebAnimation/BravestWarriors]] WMG page.
* One of the [=WMGs=] for ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead'' Telltale game gets an hilarious response:
-->*Lee Everett never existed
-->He's just a figment of Clementine's imagination. Everything Lee does, Clementine actually does herself. The story ends with her realising she no longer needs him.
-->**[[ComicallyMissingThePoint So does that mean Clementine's the one who killed the state senator for sleeping with the wrong woman?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Laconic / Playing W. / Haiku]]
* The FetishFuel page had ''[[Haiku/FetishFuel Haikus]]'':
--> I feel arousal.\\
But this film is G-rated.\\
Cleanest porn ever.
* The [[PlayingWith/PeopleSitOnChairs Playing With page]] for Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs. Just that someone would ''make'' that page is one thing, but... oh wait, I did that. Never mind. You saw nothing.
* The DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible haiku by Tropers/Cow. It's pretty normal "Oh god, why!" stuff, until the last line which simply says:
-->[[ClusterFBomb FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK]]
* The Laconic description of Manga/NoMatterHowILookAtItItsYouGuysFaultImNotPopular: No it isn't.
** When the work was previously called ''It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular!'', the Laconic was: Yes, it is.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Troper Tales / Fetish Fuel]]
!!NOTE: This wiki no longer has any TroperTales or FetishFuel pages, but that doesn't mean you can't laugh at some of the stuff that ''used'' to be there!
* The FetishFuel examples being cut and moved to a separate wiki.
* The following from the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' FetishFuel page:
--> Chris, anyone? There's definitely a market for big dumb blond men with [[BiggusDickus freakishly big dicks]] who are easy to manipulate.
---> '''[[BrainBleach Absolutely CANNOT unsee]]!!!'''
** I presume that that was one of the reasons why FetishFuel was moved; ''to protect the rest of us''.
* The TroperTales page for RagingStiffie. Totally relatable yet totally hilarious! Especially the Eiffel Tower bit.
* This exchange on [[TroperTales/{{Kuudere}} the Kuudere Troper Tales]] page:
--> This Troper probably qualifies as one. On the outside, she's either a ShrinkingViolet or cynical, tough, cold, and antisocial. Which she's really not. She's just really shy among strangers and doesn't like talking, but once she gets used to people or generally starts feeling comfortable, she's a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, very playful, endlessly talkative, tends to joke a lot, and very much the opposite of what she seems.
---> [[Tropers/{{Dinru}} I]] don't remember leaving a story here. Hm.
---> Nobody move. I think you may both be me.
---> I didn't know I had three other identical personalities!
---> That's because you actually have four. [[FourIsDeath Take that as you will]].
---> Jesus Christ. Who are you people and why am I a clone now?
---> Who are you and how did you take over my body?
---> I didn't know I had female clones.
---> Well it turns out that you have one more here.
---> Someone forgot to turn the clone machine off.
* The entire Troper Tales page for BiggusDickus, starting with ''the very first line'': '''''[[spoiler:Any guy who posts anything about himself on this page is a liar]]'''''.
** In the same vein, the Troper Tales ICallHimMisterHappy page. The whole thing is hilarious, but this exchange really stands out:
---> I was inspired by this page to give mine a name. I have decided on Odin,for reasons that are easily speculated.
----> Ooh, ooh, Huginn and Muninn! [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife ...Dear god, I just enthusiastically christened another man's balls]].
** Also, the troper who calls his "Boris". Another troper then remarks "Boris?" First troper: "Why not?"
* Certain examples from Troper Tales EpicFail. To be specific:
** The story about [[spoiler:entering the Batcave]] in Arkham Asylum.
** The story about CPR class.
** The story about the assassination attempt in ''Hitman: Blood Money''.
** The story about the female mage attempting to open a door with a staff.
** The story about the nationalist rally in Armenia.
* Found on the FetishFuel page for ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'':
--> * Two words: TINY MINISKIRTS!
--> ** Not to mention that his love of dogs can be misinterpreted...
--> *** Where my bitches at?
* From the FetishFuel page for ''Zelda'':
--> * I like to imagine what Link, Zelda, and Midna did at the end of ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess'' after the final battle.
--> ** Talked a bit, cleaned up Ganondorf's body and then went home?
* From the FetishFuel page for ''{{Hellsing}}'':
--> * This troper has a major fetish for long hair. Forget Alucard, Pip was driving her up the wall.
--> ** Or so she wished... ''-Bah-Dum-Tish-''
* From the TroperTales pages for Acceptable Nationality Targets:
%%Acceptable Nationality Targets will be cut
--> * And of course, this Antarctican troper is completely ignored. Send some sadism my way, tropers!
---> ** Quack quack quack.
---> ** Before we start making fun of you, can we have a sample of your blood and something hot? What for? Oh... no reason...
---> ** Since when can penguins use keyboards?
----> *** Er... since igloos started getting internet access?
----> *** Igloos are Northern Hemisphere structures.
----> *** How do you expect me to know that! I'm American!
* This gem from Troper Tales BigLippedAlligatorMoment:
--> * This troper and his cousin had talked about going to the premiere of ''[[{{Transformers}} Revenge of the Fallen]]'' dressed as a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy/Medic pair]], telling everyone that we were there to see the "[[FunWithAcronyms TF2 movie]]". This was back before the official title was revealed and it was just referred to as ''Transformers 2'', and we didn't bother to go through with it once the acronym didn't work anymore.
--> ** [[Tropers/{{Gancena}} I]] say [[{{Fangirl}} you should've done it]]! [[GamerChick I say you]] [[YaoiFangirl totally should]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick have done it]]!
* The TroperTales for RuleThirtyFour have made many tropers laugh uncontrollably, for varying reasons. Some find the idea that someone, somewhere is getting off on cartoon porn is amusing, others say it's the other tropers and their subsequent horror of what can be pornified that's hilarious.
** This particular example is especially funny:
--> This Troper has seen ''LazyTown'' porn. How I wish I hadn't.
---> * Hey, SOME of us are in fact counting the days to May 26, 2009.
---> * What happens then, may I ask?
---> * I'm actually sad I researched this. It's the day the actress playing Stephanie turns 18.
---> * It happened yesterday. Er... celebrate?
---> * Celebrate!!!
** As is this one:
--> "This Troper once saw a picture of Princess Peach being raped by a unicycle with three penises, one of which was painted as a clown, one of which was painted as Mario, and one of which was painted as a ninja. Ugh."
* The TroperTales section for GargleBlaster. ''Especially'' the creation of the Screaming Crackwhore.
-->''So for want of a better name, since we took something nasty and made it good with Coke... The Screaming Crackwhore''.
* This little gem from the ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' Troper Tales page:
--> * This Troper's sister works at Disney World. On a recent trip down to visit I found myself finding P&F references at every opportunity. She'd only seen an episode or two and didn't understand most of the running gags so as the week went on she got increasingly annoyed at me cracking jokes at everything, including the fact that of all the merchandise they sell, I couldn't find the plush Perry that I wanted. In a Fridge Brilliance moment when I got home, I realized I had spent the last 6 days driving my sister insane.
* The "are you me?" RunningGag on the Troper Tales page for CovertPervert.
* From the TooDumbToLive Troper Tales:
--> * This troper's sister has a host of TooDumbToLive moments. She once asked what a baseball team, passenger train, and airport were.
--> ** But you could technically live without knowing what those are. Maybe an isolated, hermit's life but still a life.
--> ** She already knew what they were.
--> ** This troper is now picturing a massive, eight-tracked train -- like something out of ''Literature/AgainstADarkBackground'' -- with planes landing and taking off of its roof, managed by an AI assembled by combining the brainscans of a major baseball team -- like Ennesby from ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' -- because, of course, baseball players are excellent at teamwork and ballistic trajectories.
--> *** Please report to the front desk to collect your ten internets, sir.
* From the Troper Tales page for BewareTheNiceOnes:
--> * Arguably, [[Tropers/{{EPIC}} this Troper]] is probably the youngest of which who suffers from this Trope. This is practically the invisible label that's under the invisible BerserkButton of [[Tropers/{{EPIC}} this 13-year old kid]]. He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard. He even yelled at someone because that guy was the third person who asked if he could be punched for the '''third time''', with a teacher only a mile ahead!
--> ** [[{{Yandere}} You want my pupils to disappear like those of]] [[VisualNovel/HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi Rena Ryuugu?]] [[{{Yandere}} I'd LOVE to become ]][[AxCrazy Solid Lead Pencil Crazy]] [[{{Yandere}} and switch from]] [[BigFunGuy funny and all-around]] NiceGuy [[BerserkButton and go all]] [[TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya Ryoko Asakura]] [[UnluckyChildhoodFriend on you instead!]]
--> *** Wow, multiple BewareTheNiceOnes-related tropes here. I really am a young {{Yandere}}, aren't I? :D
--> *** '''[[{{Narm}} He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard]]'''.
* The guy on the SecretIdentity Troper Tales page who likes to pretend to be named Mike in Starbucks.
* From the FetishFuel page for ''Zelda'':
-->Morpha's tentacles? Sure, why not. [[StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy Link]] getting tentacled? Sure, why not.
* The OldShame Troper Tales page. Some of the stuff people came up with is utterly hilarious.
* The whole bottom section of the TroperTales page for PerverseSexualLust, but these two bits take the cake:
--> *** Well, it's not like we would ever have to divide by ''character''... [[TemptingFate right?]]
--> *** (''Stares at above troper'') [[DeadpanSnarker That's just asking for it]].
** And:
--> * The diversity of human sexuality never fails to amuse.
---> ** I think you mean a''[[AnythingThatMoves rouse]]''.
----> *** [[TakeAThirdOption It can't do both?]]
* This from TroperTales RefugeInAudacity:
-->* This Troper is writing a vampire story. At the end they have kids. How is it explained nobody finds out they're a family of vampires? Well, when you were a kid, you always pretended to be a wizard or whatever, right? Basically, children won't be believed when they say they're a vampire, and adults are smart enough to keep it a secret.
--->** Okay, who let [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Stephenie Meyer]] on this page?
* This line from the ''SilentHill'' PerverseSexualLust page is MadeOfWin:
--> This Troper knows she's actually an EldritchAbomination, but he would fuck Maria from ''SilentHill2'' until she hates her pussy.
* This bit from the GettingCrapPastTheRadar TroperTales page:
--> * This troper had an 11th grade English teacher way back in 2001 who was a few months from retirement. He didn't censor his mouth, he showed us R-rated movies without permission slips - his excuse? "What's the worst they can do, FIRE ME?".
--> ** The absolute best example of his non-censoredness was when he told the rambunctious class to quiet down, and two boys in the corner ignored him. He went right over to them and said [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "This is one of those things that Joe Jacobs is not supposed to say, but GOD DAMNIT, SHUT THE ]][[PrecisionFStrike FUCK UP!!!"]] The class had been deathly silent during that outburst, but we all erupted into uncontrollable laughter afterwards except for the two who had been admonished.
* This quote from TroperTales[=/=]FetishRetardant:
--> "Bad grammar, spelling, etc. I'm reading to fap; I shouldn't need to use seven methods of critical analysis to understand what the hell's going on."
* The entire Troper Tales/ FunnyMoments page.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Forum / Discussion / Reviews]]
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1298004773060420100&page=1#23 This]] image suggestion for ImpaledPalm had this troper in giggle fits for 10 straight minutes.
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=7ixhxjqoe9swz1xv4bxgw5h0&page=1 This]] forum discussion. Since it's discussing ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}'', there's need for regular BrainBleach, but the concentrations of sarcasm, schadenfreude, and {{Running Gag}}s is extremely hilarious.
--> '''''REALISTIOHGODSHOOTMENOW'''''
* This gem by A.Rex, in [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=i42p9uzguit21wqg9ecowkag&page=1 this thread]]:
--> "The thing I'm worried about is that it's due to happen right before Christmas. I mean, what kind of dick move is that?"
* Tropers/AmbarSonofDeshar shares his thoughts about [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Mane-iac]] in the CompleteMonster cleanup thread:
--> "RE: Mane-iac. Oh God, not another MLP "example". And one whose goal is to give the cast ''bad hair.'' I'm just...wow, I'm not even sure how to respond to that. I mean, how is that even an [[MoralEventHorizon MEH]]? Hell, how is that anything worse than a ''bad practical joke''? At least previous nominees had done something actually ''villainous''. This? No, ''no'', and NO!"
* Tropers/{{Mikado}}'s [[StealthParody glowing]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/review_comments.php?id=609 review]] of ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''.
* Tropers/PuppetChaos's [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/review_comments.php?id=318 review]] of ''{{Sonichu}}''.
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=hof4p2kfdch3qcol68ix5sbv&page=1667#41663 This forum post by Blackmoon]].
--> '''Charlatan''': Mighty Anonym boldsizing his Jesus bit in his signature rubs me the wrong way.
--> '''Blackmoon''': "boldsizing his Jesus bit" Thank you, Charlie, I now have a new synonym for jerking off.
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12935875330A21815700&page=1 This forum disscusion]] (ITT: We are in a SlasherMovie) certainly looks like it is starting to belong here.
* On December 28, 2010, the day after it was announced the It Just Bugs Me! forum was shutting down, SPACETRAVEL gave us a jumble of various recurrent topics, under the title "It's not funny anymore.":
-->First of all, I'm going to assume that you already understand that adaptations are never better than the originals, but to the point:

-->It's not cute, it's not sympathetic, it doesn't make you any more of a catboy, so cut it out. I hate it when people abuse their senses of humor this way, thinking their jokes are harmless and affectionate when they're really dehumanizing those nearest and dearest to them by doing shit like this. When you talk that way about your friends, you may not know it, but it sounds to me like you're saying they ought to put on your jammies. Dorm etiquette, man. Learn it, and someday, you might be able to support your own health care.

-->Besides, the crude style of comedy in question went out of style in the 30s. Yep, even in the Great Depression, when resources were tight, a whole form of entertainment was spent—because it just wasn't funny. I'm anticipating objections from the "FDR and the Atheists did Fetishes" crowd, and I challenge them to:

-->* One: explain to me why they think such a conspiracy, if there was one, was such a bad thing.
-->* Two: man up.

-->As well, it's blatantly camp homophobic. The use of only heterophones in the the centrally important iambic pentameter section to the exclusion of even the homophones that would be more concise and versatile additions to the song betrays a structure built to make a statement against people attracted to the same sex. And it's not even funny. I've been more amused by arguments about abortion, so I am for both women and men having the legal right to abort this fallacy. Death of the Author with a vengeance.

-->And worst of all, it's just lazy writing. Put some thought and time into your work and give us some sound quality that doesn't smell like pot. People with asthma will thank you. Transcend the Fan Dumb.

-->Oh, and inb4 "What are you talking about?" and "What is 'it'?" I know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, maybe you should take a look at yourself. Maybe you should stop it, because it's not funny anymore.

-->Hastily added expression of hope that I do not get banned for this. Lie that the thread is a self-demonstrating {{Headscratchers}} about performance art, which actually doesn't bug me at all. Series of too many apologies.

-->[[spoiler:How many threads can you find in this jumble?]]
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12969551600A55580100&page=1#15 This suggestion]] from one troper to another on worldbuilding.
--> Get drunk. Get pen. See what happens.
--> '''Not recommended for those under the drinking age, those who operate heavy machinery, or fans of Literature/{{Twilight}}'''.
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=se2ud833owzl9lyc4hu05qaj&page=1 This attempt by tropers]] to make the {{meme|ticMutation}}tastically [[NarmCharm cheesy]] [[SoBadItsGood lines]] from ''VideoGame/StarFox64'' [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness more verbose]]. I could start listing these comedic gems, but we'd be here ''all day'' if I did so.
* The following from the LadyGaga Discussion page:
--> Do we need a Lady Gaga Music Video Drinking Game? Of course we do. These are the ones a friend and I came up with.
-->Every time two people start making out, take a shot. Every time Gaga's costume changes, take a shot. Every time a video makes a callback to a past song, video, or some other aspect of her performing career, take a shot. Every time you see subliminal advertising, take a shot. For every instance of gratuitous foreign language, take a shot. For every cameo of her dogs, take a shot. Every time Gaga puts something in her mouth, take a shot. Whenever she pantomimes a gun, take a shot.
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13109726210A92738000&page=1 This forum thread]]. It's the only discussion I've seen which starts out complaining about an upcoming movie, then turns into an assassination plot.
* @/{{AMNK}}'s edit reason when deleting some first person stuff on the AwesomeMusic.IronMaiden page:
--> Don't put yourself in examples. You are not a trope.
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=c2qkbj2ppf2cvmzme17cw3zn&page=142#3543 You can find some pretty hilarious things that Tropers have dreamed here]]. For example, a troper's dream about [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Celestia]] and jelly beans.
--> Had one weird dream last night... I was watching Darkwing Duck and it just went off. The next show was on, and there were aliens that invaded lizard cavemen. (One of them even sounded like DW.) Anyway, the aliens wanted hair that was growing on the cavemen for no apparent reason. After they got enough of their hair, and some of their scales, they began eating them, which in turn merged all of them into one giant smiling jellybean. The jellybean then exploded into tons of other jellybeans, and who emerged from the jellybean explosion?
-->None other than '''Princess Celestia herself!'''
-->Then the My Little Pony theme started up...
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=c2qkbj2ppf2cvmzme17cw3zn&page=148#3697 The alternate ending]] to "The Beast Below".
--->I recently had an... interesting dream. It was during [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E2TheBeastBelow "The Beast Below"]], when the 11th Doctor was [[WhatTheHellHero was ranting about how the humans were awful and so was he since he was going to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext lobotomize the space-whale]]. Then, mid-rant, [[spoiler:the 10th Doctor comes in ''[[GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere out of nowhere]]'' and sucker-punches him, and tells him to [[ShutUpKirk shut up]], as ''he'' has [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E16TheWatersOfMars done worse]]. Then, ALSO out of nowhere, the [[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma 6th Doctor]] comes in, shoves 11 to the ground and he and 10 start kicking him while 11 (curled in a ball) starts muttering about [[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov keeping out of his shed]].]]\\
[[spoiler: Then the space-whale turns into [[Film/FreeWilly Willy]], jumps over a black hole and smacks into the [[ASpaceOdyssey Space Baby]]]].\\
Then I fell out of bed.
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=c2qkbj2ppf2cvmzme17cw3zn&page=142#3529 This]] WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb dream and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=c2qkbj2ppf2cvmzme17cw3zn&page=142#3530 the resulting comment]].
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/discussion.php?id=4q8986r0&trope=DadaComics The YKTTW]] that launched DadaComics. The troper hivemind took a blank YKTTW and ran with it.
-->i think we have something here, i'm gonna launch it
-->[[FlatWhat what?]]
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/review_comments.php?id=7179 This review]] of ''Film/TheAvengers''.'
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13533368810A55680100&page=1 This thread that was obviously going to become a complaining thread. The funy part was when one of the mods were the first person to reply to it.]] (surprisingly, it didn't get locked).
* The ''[[VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows TMNT: Out of the Shadows]]'' thread [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13685575010A24180100&page=1 gets off to a fine start]].
--> '''JAF 1970''': XBLA and PSN this Summer. *trailer link*
--> '''Zeromaeus''': Aahh! Get back in the shadows!
* In the history of ''Awesome/GameOfThrones'' page, someone was cleaning up exclamation marks and left this comment.
--> If Elvis Presley returned from the dead, killed the President, and declared the dawn of the Age of Aquarius, it might- might- merit a second exclamation mark, if you were feeling particularly excitable.
* A [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1388659742020217500&page=2 clock notice]] in the PurpleProse TRS conversation is so Purple that the OP didn't understand what it's trying to say.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Left Fielder]]
!!The LeftFielder page in its entirety:It's all gone now, because some people thought it was useless. So here it is, reproduced in all its glory:
* Deliberate {{Left Fielder}}s are common on image boards such as 4chan, where they will generally announce their presence with the cry "Thread Hijack!" (Or if on [=/m/=], [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWars "Trombe Override!"]])
* There are the people who start a thread where the "image is not related". In such cases it's very easy for the discussion to be about the image posted rather than the intended topic.
* Boring or unpopular topics on some GameFAQs boards would often be deliberately derailed with the fad phrase "This topic sucks and is now about trains". A good 50% of the time, people would then start discussing trains for a while before the topic died.
** One of the first topics made after the announcement of the train-themed ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSpiritTracks'' was "This game sucks and is now about trains... oh wait."
* A phenomenon specific to the "Anime & Manga: Creator/AdultSwim Action" board is to label a topic with "Can any [as] action character (insert blank)" with the ''real'' topic being about the (insert blank) (or not even about that). This is done in order to insert off-topic topics into the board that would otherwise be deleted.
* Infamous on Usenet was Jabriol, a borderline incoherent idiot obsessed with evolution to the extent that he could turn any topic, any topic at all, into a diatribe on how evolution was evil. His most typical behavior was to get into a forum related to some form of human tragedy (rape victim support fora, spouse abuse survivors, etc.), then post about how evolutionists strongly favor whatever horror the members of said forum had experienced. Last encountered trying to argue evolutionists loved it when people killed themselves for reasons only clear to him.
** Is it bad that [[Tropers/{{Kriegsmesser}} I]] can guess what that train of thought was?
** I read a sci-fi book once (I'll put the name when I remember it), where the kids of people genetically enhanced not to need sleep were so smart, they thought and communicated in a series of complex webs. This made their conversations appear to be nothing BUT Left Fielders to anyone NOT these kids. It took me several chapters to figure out what the parents' problem with this was, ie MOST people must not think like this. I find that state of affairs mildly disturbing, and boring. And now, pie!
** This troper, who has UsefulNotes/AspergersSyndrome, has experienced this first-hand... Sometimes I will make connections that other people won't, which makes them very confused, and makes me seem like a Left Fielder (I seldom have this problem talking with other Aspergians).
*** This troper ain't an Aspergian (...probably) but he does the exact same thing. It gets hilarious when I recount the exactly train track of thought when someone asks how I thought of something and it's an eight-track-jump process.
* alt.fan.pratchett ''runs'' on this. If a thread's been going for more than 10 posts and ''hasn't'' spawned a discussion about beer, something has gone wrong. If it's been going for more than 10 posts and ''is still about the works of Creator/TerryPratchett'', it's a sign of [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt the apocalypse]]. (Or, possibly, that there's a new book out).
* On that note, I declare this trope to now be about baseball.
* In addition to his left field work, Rickey Henderson set records for runs scored and bases stolen that remain intact to this day.
* He was a skilled player.
** Or he had superpowers.
* Baseball sucks, let's talk about pennies.
* Did you know the Abe Lincoln penny was the first U.S. coin minted with a president's likeness?
* FROG-BLAST THE VENT CORE! Let's see what ''that'' stirs up...
* Bob Jam? Apply Grenades liberally.
** USE BOMBS WISELY!
* I prefer sticky grenades.
** Made of win. Marathon is awesome.
* [[RobinWilliams ROBIN WILLIAMS!!1112344]]
* Do you mind? We were TRYING to discuss baseball!
* Have you noticed that a lot of vampires from the 70s look like Jesus?
** Or Richard Roundtree.
** Well, Jesus did rise from the dead, so maybe they're trying abstract symbolism. The second one, it's just being one bad mother.
** Maybe they are trying to confuse [[JesusChristVampireHunter the real Jesus]]?
* Gary Oldman once played Dracula.
** [[Franchise/{{Batman}} James Gordon]] versus {{Dracula}}. Discuss.
*** Gordon, all the way.
*** Dracula dies at the end, whereas [[Film/FlashGordon GORDON'S ALIVE]]!
** Talking about fire and facehuggers, those burning Poison Headcrabs from VideoGame/HalfLife2 are ''[[NightmareFuel scary]]''.
* Um, guys? Whales?
** [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome Double dumbass on you]]!
* Are the Beatles ''really'' a 70's band?
** No. They're not even a '70s band.
*** Well technically you could call them a 50's band, seeing as they were originally called the Quarrymen, who were from 1957 which evolved into the Beatles in 1959.
*** Nope, not even then. The Quarrymen were a '50s band, but never a 50's band. Learn your apostrophes.
* Wasn't this supposed to be about Whales During the Time of Christ, or something?
* ...um...a whale can hear through its lower jaw.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E2TheBeastBelow THE LAST OF THE STAR WHALES!]]
* I'm telling you, Led Zepplin was better than The Beatles!
** Was not.
*** Was TOO.
* [[GodwinsLaw Hitler!]]
** Godwin's Law can't be evoked, silly - it has to form by itself. ^_^
*** Only a ''Nazi-sympathizer'' would say that!
**** Yup, you got me; I think the winners wrote history to defame WW2-era Germany.
** Do you know who else liked Led Zepplin? ''Hitler''.
* Y'ever been so bored you've set yourself on fire?
** Only once. Good times.
*** I set pencils on fire once. It made the room smell awful.
** No, I only do it when I need to make sure [[Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja ninjas don't catch me]].
* I prefer clawing holes in my head.
* TVTropes is better than boredom.
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Rincewind]] would probably disagree, but then again, he lives in a world with no TV or internet, so his opinion isn't really valid here.
*** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Pota]][[TheLordOfTheRings toes]].
* Seriously, guys... baseball? So how about them Dodgers, huh?
** I don't follow baseball. So I don't know what I'm doing here.
* Video game example: the Love Point's "Do you remember love?" and pretty much everything the Turning Point says in Immortal Defense. (I'm a genius! What's more outta left field than putting a serious example in an article about left-fielders?)
** 42.
* Every time a thread over at ''Fandom Wank'' gets out of hand, the discussion always turns to how sexy Alan Rickman is.
** Or boobies.
* ...uh, [[RunningGag wasn't this thread about people who jump in with random topics?]]
* Damn it why did they remove that running gag on the ChainOfDeals entry about the red paperclip trade, I LIKED that gag!
* That reminds me-! Three vampires walk into a bar...
** ...and then Van Helsing says, "And that's how you make a bloodless Mary."
* How sexy ''is'' Alan Rickman?
** Screw Justin Timberlake, Rickman's the one bringing sexy back.
** Isn't he the guy who plays Sev in the HP movies? I'm writing a lot of HP fanfiction, my latest ones have centered around good ol' Sevvy. I've been getting really good grades when I turn in my fanfics in English class. I need to bring up my GPA. Did you know Turk in Tarzan was female? I totally didn't know that for YEARS, now she's my favourite Disney female. Pocahontas really sucks, I used to like it but then I read up on the real Pocahontas and I'm mad. Susan B. Anthony would be ashamed of modern-day feminists. How did I get from Alan Rickman to Susan B. Anthony?
** Alan Rickman can impregnate by touch alone.
* Would you like to hear a funny story about tomatoes? In stores, they're located in the vegetable department, even though they're really fruit.
** Tomatoes are vegetables so they can be taxed! The ''man'' is milk even more money out of us! '''Fight the power!'''
*** The ''man'' is milkING even more money out of us!
** [[ABitOfFryAndLaurie Tommytoes. Say "Tommytoes."]]
* Boobies.
** With that, I add Busen Memo to this [=GeekList=].
** I hate birds.
** I shoot birds at the airport.
* Corn is good food.
** WebAnimation/HomestarRunner: Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
** Film/{{Troll 2}}: I actually like popcorn.
** WelcomeToCorneria!
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** WelcomeToCorneria!
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** WelcomeToCorneria!
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** WelcomeToCorneria!
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** WelcomeToCorneria!
*** Kyon-kun, Denwa?
** WelcomeToCorneria!
*** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
*** [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater I like swords]].
** [[Film/ThePrincessBride Stop saying that]]!
* [[TheHowling I want to show you a piece of my mind]].
** [[Franchise/StarTrek My mind to your mind]].
* Remember that guy who tied helium balloons to a lawn chair and traveled several thousand feet into the sky on it? Also, why does everything fall apart?
** Because [[YouSuck you]] touch yourself at night.
*** That's irrelevant. Also, they have irrelephants at the circus. Lots of irrelephants.
**** "[[Series/TheThickOfIt He's a man, not]] [[TheElephantMan the irrelephant man]]."
** Wasn't the lawnchair guy Rhys Ifans or something? Or was he in the movie about it? And isn't he the same guy as David Thewlis? Also, what ever happened to Paul Henreid? He was in ''Film/{{Casablanca}}'' but I haven't seen him in anything else.
* Man, I remember when this Wiki was actually about TV Tropes, and when you started a discussion, by golly, you either stayed on topic or somehow tied it to ''Series/DoctorWho'' or ''Series/{{Firefly}}''.
* I bet [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Big Boss]] could take on [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]].
** In combat, or in sexiness?
*** [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes]].
** That would be every fanfic writer's dream.
** Which Doctor?
*** WitchDoctor
*** [[Literature/GoodOmens Witchfinder General]].
* You've been left on your own, like a rainbow in the dark
* Metal Gear Gekko looks retarded.
** Speaking of geckos, how many of you who own one or more motor vehicles are paying more than you ought to be paying for car insurance?
** [[FanFic/MyInnerLife Straight from the gecko]].
* Seriously guys, what's the deal with airplane food?
** I wouldn't know. Unless I'm terribly mistaken, they don't give you food on airplanes at all any more. Not even peanuts, which were the best part.
*** Yes they do. Well, they do on the airline we used for our trip to Mexico, anyways.
*** Southwest does. Unless someone calls the airline ahead of time and says they're allergic. Then they'll serve pretzels. Speaking of pretzels, how relaxing is yoga?
* ''{{Peanuts}}'' was a good comic. Got boring sometimes.
** Then some kid got allergic to it, died, and ruined it for everyone else.
** [[Film/TrickRTreat Charlie Brown's an asshole]]!
* Yeah, but I don't think Snoopy handed out airline food on his flights against the Red Baron.
* [=ChUnKy=] or ''smooth'' peanut butter? Also, why is chocolate poisonous to dogs?
** [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate BecAusE thE MastEr doesN't apPRovE of doGs]].
* Wouldn't it be cool if Alan Rickman had been on ''Series/{{Firefly}}''?
** YES.
* Y'know, I'm usually polite enough to wait for a break in the conversation to change the topic. Bunch of unmannered pricks. I also know someone who will try to introduce a topic (usually one of his favorite video games or Transformers) ''right in the middle of a discussion''. Exactly how did VideoGame/Left4Dead remind you of Transformers, again? It's damn annoying, but I'm too polite to tell him to stop doing this.
* Speaking of baseball, cricket. I suppose the equivalent of left field in cricket might be "cow corner", as it's kind of the same area of the field from the point of view of a right-handed batsman. It's sort of between midwicket and square leg, for those who don't know, and it's the traditional destination of a good old-fashioned slog (when a batsman just looks to clobber the ball as hard as they can without any thought as to technique).
** Baseball was invented as a game for British schoolgirls to play while the boys played cricket. True story.
* There aren't that many crickets where I live. Sometimes you hear them, though * chirp, chirp* . Also, who's ever seen a potato bug / mediterannean beetle? Big, ugly lil' bastards, ain't they? Riftworm.
** [[Film/{{District 9}} Fookin' prawns]].
* I'm so proud... I was the one who successfully derailed a trope page. ''-tear-'' [[note]]a.k.a. It's all about baseball, folks.[[/note]]
* Anyone torn open a laptop for shits and giggles? I have.
* You know what? I ''like'' [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Tomo]], I don't care what anyone says.
** Who the hell is that?
* Why aren't there any bears in Finland?
** They are damn good at hiding. Especially polar bears. And damn are they sneaky! I know a kid who almost got ''eaten'' by one! They really should start hunting them, but noooo.
* I'm beginning to think you guys just don't want to talk about whales...
** Go look up Ambulocetus. That thing was neat. It was a whale with feet. Hey, I rhyme!
* Have you ever noticed how a lot of anime from the '70s look like vampires?
* How can a leek cure [[FruitsBasket anything]] when it's the nastiest food in the world?
** Only on St. Crispin's Day.
* Who created the universe, [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] or LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya?
** [[TVTropesForum One of these things is not found in a brothel...]]
** [[TakeAThirdOption Shinji Ikari IS Haruhi Suzumiya]].
*** [[Webcomic/{{xkcd}} Then it turns out they were both Tyler Durden]].
* Ooh, fancomics! [[http://chesspiece.smackjeeves.com Chess Piece]] is particularly awesome. It involves mostly WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom and then at least one character from almost every Nicktoon ever made. {{Doug}}'s the urban planner, {{Catdog}}'s a fashion designer (or rather Cat is) [[AaahhRealMonsters Oblina]] is a nurse, [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Iroh]] is Vlad's good friend and even DoraTheExplorer has a cameo of sorts, which involves a stolen Swiper doll and will likely tramatize that girl for life. Phantom is AxCrazy and for some reason, I thought it was [[{{Narm}} funny as hell]]. Plus it quotes a lot of stuff... like Beatles and Buffy. NeoYi is truely awesome.
* Something I've always wondered: if someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you proceed to put your two cents in, where did the extra money come from?
** Inflation.
* [[http://www.timfanelli.com/images/no_idea.jpg I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head]].
* [[http://pokemon.neoseeker.com/w/i/pokemon/9/9b/Slowpoke.png Hey gaiz how about that Lampshade Hanging huh?]]
* Eh, it clashes with the Drapes.
** HGWells made drapes a lot.
* Doesn't everyone think underwear is awesome?
* Don't forget to watch our awesome TV show!!
* Is a Barrel Roll or a RickRoll a better defence against FurryFandom InSpace? They keep setting us up the bomb.
** [[KillItWithFire Use fire]]. It's easier.
** Hey, shut the %)(& up! We're people, too! [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 And man... is a feeling creature]].
*** [[Tropers/{{Tiberius}} Yeah]]! Do [[{{Jerkass}} you]] have any idea how much that hurts? How bad singed fur SMELLS! It takes FOREVER to get that smell out of your fur!
** In my experience, rat poison works pretty well. Although now I want to combine the two... rat poison on fire? Or maybe just go straight to the napalm. I love that [[Film/ApocalypseNow gasoline smell]].
* Have you ever noticed how much vampires look like vampires?
** Please, try to keep up.
** I know. It really surprises me how I just watched the old Dracula movie and he doesn't sparkle and wear a beige leather jacket and tight, sleeveless button-down like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]]. And have you noticed how a lot of people seem to hate thinking that maybe the real reason why they can't get in any relationships unlike Bella and Edward is because [[StalkingIsLove they snub the guy who's stalking them and watching out for them while they sleep]] instead of learning to love them?
** [[TheLeagueOfGentlemen Good old Edward. Always running around in his waistcoat, killing people who aren't local, and saying "What's all this shouting?"]]
*** Or is he the MadArtist werewolf with the [[TheHowling bullet in his head]]? No wait, that was Eddie. Never mind.
** Isn't ''Twilight'' that thing with Rod Sterling and all the twist endings? Or is it Rod Serling? I can never remember.
* Oh hey, I'm not late, am I?
* LAST POST!
* LAST POST AGAIN!
** Last Post is a fun trumpet piece, because you don't have to use the valves at all. It's all in the lip, people.
* Derail. This thread is now about [[CuteKitten kittens]].
** FUCK YES, KITTENS!
* Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily fans: try reading the page for HostileShowTakeover without laughing. In fact, try it anyway.
* Uh, to get this entry back on topic, the Urban Legends Reference Pages forum has an "Unhijackable Thread" where every new post must Left Field the previous one. And, with that said, may I ask what is the best way to attach the granny squares together for this afghan I'm making? Granny ''circles'', for that matter?
** My granny only circles when she's had too much to drink. Speaking of that, what's your favorite type of drink?
** (Granny)^2 = Graham cracker.
** They made a horror movie called ''Rabid Grannies''. Just thought I'd mention it.
* ...TheAristocrats!
** ''The Aristocats''!
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Alright, stop that, stop that, this article has become too silly]].
** MAKE ME.
** PBBBBTTT!
* [[SuzumiyaHaruhi We have entered an endless recursion of time]].
** [[RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads]].
* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' was awesome.
** My daughter can't watch it because she's afraid of clowns.
** My daughter can't watch it because people keep saying "tin" to her.
*** "Tin" is such a nasty word. I prefer woody words. Gooooooooorrrrrn.
*** Suddenly, [[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/376204528_5f1e15d57e.jpg?v=0 EMPEROR OF CATKIND!]]
**** Bah! Everyone knows cats don't have an emperor, they have a queen. Because Freddie Mercury? Rocks.
***** You're both wrong, [[RomeoAndJuliet they have]] [[TVTropesTheTVShow a prince]].
*** [[ComicBook/TheSandman There is only one king who is a cat]].
**** [[SupermanReturns '''WRONG!''']] Webcomic/GirlGenius has Krosp, the King of all cats!
**** [[MemeticMutation A cat is fine, too]].
*** My cat likes to tear apart my hands. It's so cute! <3
* Guys, my house is on fire. What should I do?
** Put it out with a vampiric anime Jesus whale. From the 70s.
*** Alternately, from the '70s. Learn to use apostrophes, people.
* Guys, I just accidentally set a glass of water on fire with a match. What should I do?
** Don't worry, I got you covered:
*** 1. Call Gamestop.
*** 2. Ask for VideoGame/{{Battletoads}} on any system.
*** 3. DO A BARREL ROLL
** Start a cult. Make them do it for you.
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames There is no time. Your sword is enough]].
* This Trope is now about random things coming out of the Left Field.
* We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** [[Film/ThePrincessBride STOP SAYING THAT]]!
* WendeeLee [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Count]]: 22!
* [[MemeticMutation THIN]] [[ImageBoards YOUR]] [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} PAINTS]]
* Anyone remember that one guy whose last name was Cummings? He was in some sort of movie. Oh yeah, and Literature/{{Harry Potter|and the Half Blood Prince}} 6 sucked.
** JimCummings?
* I think we should reference {{Cloudcuckoolander}} in this article. Thoughts?
** [[ComicBook/TheSandman The Cuckoo]]? She tired to kill me! I demand her life in forfeit!
*** [[FugitiveAlien ... With a forklift?]]
* I like clouds. And weren't Cuckoos in that [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda game that all the fangirls like?]]
** They're spelled cuccos. CUCCOS! GET IT RIGHT! How dare you defile the GREATEST GAME EVER by making a minor error?
** [[FanFic/MyInnerLife Speaking of fangirls defiling a game...]]
** This one time, I [[OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest flew over the cuckoo's nest]]. Wait a second... cuckoos don't ''have'' nests!
* Speaking of fangirls. Jesus has them. They're called Nuns. Think about that...
** In a chaste way, sure.
* I tried to think about it, but for some reason, I thought about the Grim Reaper, who is the exact opposite of a nun.
** [[foldercontrol]]

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** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
*** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames There is no time. Your sword is enough]].
* Would the ocean be deeper if there were more whales in it, or fewer sponges?
** Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
** We wear short shorts!
* ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' [[TemptingFate is]] [[FlameBait overrated]] [[{{Troll}} and anyone who thinks it's good]] is a JossWhedon [[YesMan Lickspittle]]!
** Die.
** [[BurnTheWitch BURN THE HERETIC! BURN HIM WITH FIRE]]!
** I can relate. ''WesternAnimation/{{WALL-E}}'' is probably the least enjoyable film I've ever seen. And I've seen ''MonsterAGoGo''.
* We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
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** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** Kyon-kun, denwa?
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** Kyon-kun, denwa?
** Kyon-kun, denwa?
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** There is no time. Your sword is enough.
*** Endless Eight taught me how to say "classified information" in Japanese! Think of all the applications!
* Huh. I thought this trope was about when people bring up other topics out of nowhere. Like those people that get on every news article about Obama and [[SingleIssueWonk then bring up his birth certificate]], regardless of the original topic of the article? Oh well, I guess not. So anyway, why isn't Puerto Rico a state yet? And btw, ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' totally rocks. The previous troper is [[InternetColdReader obviously a moron that enjoys bad television]].
** Don't you hate pants?
*** I hate it when [[Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences the pants are dead D:]]
* [[AnsemRetort I wonder what fire tastes like...]]
** [[TheDitz Fire tastes like bacon!]]
* [[Film/{{Scanners}} The RIPE Program was so cold. So cruel]].
* Derail. This trope is now about train derailments.
** Train derailments are [[Literature/{{Crash}} a fertilizing rather than a destructive event]].
** Your derailments cannot harm me, are you a fucking ass? Do you not know who I am, he must not know who I am, ''I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH'', IMA HITCHA WITCHYO OWN TRAIN! I'm bad, I'm the badder motherfucker on the word.
** Well, I love the Power Glove. ''It's'' so bad.
** I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness!
** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Okay, Edgar. Now drop a train on him]].
* Traveling by [[ThomasTheTankEngine train]] is fun, but you can't cross the ocean. To do that you need either a [[WesternAnimation/JayJayTheJetPlane plane]] or a ship.
** Or Theodore The Friendly Tugboat.
** I hate traveling by plane, the lines are too long.
* I just thought I'd take this moment to plug my [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1bWYQ9teis various]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xdITMDE_I work]] doing {{Dramatic Reading}]s of ''AtlantaNights'' and ''FanFic/MyInnerLife''.
* Administrivia/{{Natter}} sucsk. Wiiki page are for TROPE EXAMPLE.
** Give a bit more details. What's the make of the motherboard, what's the clock speed?
*** That's not important. It won't fly with this tire thickness anyway.
**** Not another politics discussion!
***** You're all wrong, it's 456.
****** So how old is she anyway?
******* I do, and I want some fries with that!
******** It is time for the hoboes to overthrow the United States government.
********** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
*********** There is no time. Your sword is enough.
** What about [[Film/{{District 9}} Wikus]] pages?
* Does anyone know where I can find installation keys for my copy of ''The Sims 3''?
* We Await Silent Trystero's Empire.
** The Empire?! They can't stop us! Let 'em try! For HeavyMeta we would die!
*** Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn.
* Am I the only one who finds it annoying when a thread derails off topic away from what it was originally about?
* [[TheAreasOfMyExpertise It is time for the hobos to overthrow the United States government]].
** Hobos can't overthrow the government unless they ally with the bums and slackers.
*** Actually, they'd be liabilities, because [[TheBigLebowski the bums will always lose]].
* Does anyone else hate it when people give out things like fortune cookies on Halloween?
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants CHOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!!!!]]
** I much prefer it when they give razor-lollipops like the one in ''Film/TrickRTreat''.
* So Milhouse really IS a meme!
** MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME
*** MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME
**** MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME
***** MILHOUSE [[MadnessMantra IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME]]
******* ...so Milhouse really IS a meme?
** [[WesternAnimation/RobotMonster How do you calculate that?]]
* Oh good, I found the [[BigElectricSwitch power switch to the internet]]!
** [[WesternAnimation/TheDrinkyCrowShow Glory to the Hive Queen]].
* I always wonder... If you chrush cookies and mix water in the crumbs, can you make new cookies with the mix?

!!oh god how did this get here
* i am not good with computer
[[YouCantFightFate http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/196924-giygas_large.jpg]]
* Guys I accidentally the internet.
** Troper... I am disappoint.
*** All your base are belong to Tropes
**** You just divided by zero, didn't you?
** [[GrammarNazi Accidentally what?]]
**** More to do with the square root of a negative number, really. Also, KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
* Raaaar! Whatcha doin', Mr. Volcano?

* We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** THATS WHAT SHE SAID
*** There is no time. Your sword is enough.

!!Talk about scary video game enemies here instead of anything else
* Giygas isn't really that scary for me. Except for at night with %99.999999999999 darkness.
** Still, I'd rather run into him than [[Film/{{Eraserhead}} The Man in the Planet]].
* I've got a loaded shovel and I ain't afraid to use it!
* '''I use bold font to make people like me'''.
* Why is it named bold font, anyway? I mean, '''cheesecake''' is SO much of a better name!
** Maybe a butter name...
* Man that eel from Super Mario 64 is fucking creepy. Also those mangled bunnies from Psychnoats.
* Video games have taught me to shoot people.
* JustForFun/CandleJack. This sentence wi
** SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY.
*** [[http://1d4chan.org/images/3/3c/Just_as_planned_tzeentch.jpg Just as planned]].
* Personally I think Queen outdoes them all.
* We have entered a recursionless end of time.
** Kun-den, Wa-kyon.

!!Thread is now about [[KeepAbreastOfThisIndex boobs]].
* I don't know why GagBoobs are so popular. Personally, I prefer [[BoobsOfSteel firm and perky]] and reasonably proportioned to giant fluffy marshmallows.
** I'm more a fan of [[{{Gainaxing}} supple bouncy ones]], myself.
** [[StrawFeminist MEN THINKING ABOUT BOOBS SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!!!!!1!1111eleventyone]]
**** ''[[OmnicidalManiac Hahaha]]''.
* On that note: What the fuck is up with the ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion I mean seriously?!?!?!
** What the fuck is up? The fuck is what is up. [[MindScrew Make of that what you will]].
* Who would win, Indiana Jones or Han Solo?
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes]].
** Hmm? [[HanShotFirst The man who shot first]] verses [[CombatPragmatist The man who just shot him]]. My God, it's like an unstoppable force meeting an inmovable object.
*** The unstoppable force would bounce off and head in a different direction. Problem solved.
**** INCORRECT. For it to bounce off, it would essentially be "stopped twice", as the immovable object would have to bush back doubly as hard. I think.
** Charles Bronson would win.
* [[{{Lolcats}} Ceiling Cat]] is watching you FanWank.
* [[Series/{{Scrubs}} Gentlemen, I don't want to sound conceited, but I'd like you all to turn around and pay attention to]] [[AlmightyJanitor me]] [[AllBlueEntry now]].
** No.
* I just thought I'd take this moment to plug my [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1bWYQ9teis various]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xdITMDE_I work]] doing {{Dramatic Reading}]s of ''AtlantaNights'' and ''FanFic/MyInnerLife''.
** [[http://www.animecubed.com/billy/?49948 Li]][[http://www.cracked.com nk]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/index.php Sp]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY am]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ ?]]
* WelcomeToCorneria!
** Fourth planet of the Lylat System.
** ...Kyon-kun, Denwa?
** [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater I like swords]]!
** Your sword is enough!

!!Thread is now about weaponry.
* Personally I prefer [[DropTheHammer hammers]]. You can smash things with them!
* but KatanasAreJustBetter!
* Back to the original topic, the {{Snopes}} message boards ingeniously created the "Unhijackable thread" specifically for the purpose of creating as many left fields as possible. Oh, and speaking of, it's Baseball Bats all the way, baby!
** Only if they're on fire. [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation And shoot shurikens and lightning]].
*** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Giles]] said it's enough if they're just on fire. But he's stuffy.
** [[VideoGame/EarthBound SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH]]
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Bubs]] gives away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills.
* Flamethrower katanas that shoot shurikens and lightning. Made from the bones of [[GGundam Master Asia]].
* My weapon of choice: Stalk of Broccoli to the jugular.
* [[Film/TrickRTreat Lollipops]].

!!Thread is now about ''Franchise/StarTrek''.
* ''Franchise/StarTrek'' is SoCoolItsAwesome!
* I pre-ordered the Star Trek MMO and it ended up being too awesome for my computer to handle. But it'll be worth it when I get a new one and retrieve my Tribble.
* Tribbles 'N' Bits?
* [[TheLeagueOfGentlemen YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW]]!
!!Thread is now about cookie dough
* Why? Dammit, you people and your cookie dough -- why can't we discuss [[FlameBait crème brûlée]]?
* Guys, um... I kind of... [[MemeticMutation I accidentally Jesus]]. The whole thing. Can somebody please help? Please?
* I thought this was the Haruhi Suziyama thread.

!!Thread is now about Red leader, standing by!
* [[Roleplay/RubyQuest Red]], standing by. [[spoiler:Just Kidding]].
* "[[FlatWhat ...]]"
* "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick ...Did that make any sense at all]]?"
* "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic No]]."
* "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Are we ever gonna talk about this again]]?"
* "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic No]]."
* "BigLippedAlligatorMoment."
* "[[NoIndoorVoice A BIG]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment LIPPED ALLIGATOR]] [[RunningGag MOMENT]]!"
* ''[[TheStinger -accordion sounds-]]''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lvJ6eFcCJE It's a Gundam!]]
* *dum dum* dancing robots *dum dum* dancing robots *dum dum* [[HomestarRunner dancing robots--robots-robots-robots-robots-r-r-r-r-FOOTBAAAALLL!]]
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The P5, for Italian tropers. That's a good and serious thing, it's just the name. Since it Italy there was a secret society planning a golpe called P2, and sometimes italian media call the evolutions of that conspiracy P3 or P4... when an italian finds that on ThisVeryWiki there is the P5, must burst in laughter.