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* Svenard's: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngaUBXwzza4 First ad]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOeNODqwyQ second ad]].
* During the airing of ''Film/TheBrainThatWouldntDie'', they played a clip of various characters (most of which are played by Koz in different forms of makeup) auditioning for the fiance's role. Evidently, none of them took the script seriously at all. Some highlights include...
-->'''[[Series/LeaveItToBeaver Jerry Mathers]]''': Oh, gee, dad! Wait till you see [[NoodleIncident what that rat Eddie Haskel did to me THIS time!]] [''AAAAW!'']\\
'''[[DemBones Tombstone]]''': Woah! Forget it! [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere I refuse to do this part!]] It's typecasting! [''HONK'']\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Doug Graves]]''': This is a drag. Can someone tell me how I'm supposed to play piano like this? [''{{RIMSHOT}}'']\\
'''Col. Sanders''': I'm sorry, but we're all out of legs, thighs, and breasts. [''CollectiveGroan'']
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRRfsrosZiw "Poverty Mutual"]], a parody of "Liberty Mutual", shown during ''Film/{{Duel}}''. A revised version also played during ''Film/TheCar''.
--> '''Narrator''': You owned your car for four years. You named it "Bad", after the way you drive.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YahOtMY_7tg The Boa Brace]], a parody of them ''extremely'' poorly made Advertising/HealthHotline knee brace commercials.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gONtHIYimyo Vampire Carpets]], a parody of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp9Kwe0v7L4&feature=player_detailpage#t=244s this]] Empire Carpets commercial. There's a reason it gets referenced every anniversary.
* This "coming back from commercial break" gag in the airing of ''Film/TheGhostOfFrankenstein'':
--> '''[[{{Ventriloquism}} Fraido]]''': Do you know how to get Sven to get out of jury duty?\\
'''Ludwig Frankenstein''': We'll find a way. We'll find a way.
** Another one in ''Jungle Woman'' (paraphrased):
--> '''Svengoolie''': My dad gave me the option of either finishing school or inheriting his hot dog stand. What should I do?\\
'''Character in film''': Take the stand.
** ''Film/TheCar'': Sven's nitpicking the movie, eventually being shouted to "SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" by the character in the film.
** ''The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll'':
--> '''Svengoolie''': Do you have any idea where I can go after the show?\\
'''Character in the film''': Go back to Hell.
* The doorway joke in ''Film/ForbiddenPlanet'':
--> '''Person at door''': Tell me: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?\\
'''Svengoolie''': Wait, you want to know-\\
'''Person at door''': What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?\\
'''Svengoolie''': Well I don't know. What ''is'' the difference between ignorance and apathy?\\
'''Person at door''': I don't know, and I don't care.
** Even funnier, afterwards, the usual "We're the boys of chorus" song is cut because the movie ran long and it goes right to "Goodnight, everybody!", surprising Sven (and likely Rich Koz, the man who plays him).
--> '''Svengoolie''': Boy, we interrupted that! ''(runs off-camera)''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJZ63CnbkmU Dy Pillow.]]
--> '''Dy Pillow''': Order your Dy Pillow now, and I'll send you absolutely free our satin soft, waterproof, dirt-resistant, drool-resistant pillowcase!\\
'''Character in film''': Bah. Why do you have to drag out the case?\\
'''Dy Pillow owner''': So they think they're getting a deal on something that's way overpriced already- I mean...
* During the 2019 airing of ''Film/Dracula1931'': The parody of ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' called ''Fraid?sure''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18uK0U2FYiE The time Triumph the Insult Comic Dog made a surprise appearance at the door.]]
* This segue from ''Film/TheIncredibleShrinkingMan'':
--> '''Robert''': I'm getting smaller, Lou, every day.\\
'''Svengoolie''': Did you hear that, Lou? He's getting smaller every day, but he still has spunk!\\
'''Ed Asner''': I ''hate'' spunk! And rubber chickens.
* "The Thing With Two Heads" had a funny subversion of the ''Perry Mason'' RunningGag:
--> '''Svengoolie''': He [Don Marshall] worked with Raymond Burr on... ''(Perry Mason theme starts to play'') No no no, he played on ''Ironside''.