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* Normal mothers look down the driveway waiting for their sons to drive home. Martha Kent? Well, she looks to the sky waiting for falling spacecraft.
* "Fly up. Fly up."
* "Like Sea-Monkeys?" ... "Yes, exactly like Sea-Monkeys."
* In the opening scene after the opening titles; When Lex swindles the dying old lady and steps out of the room. He then hands his wig to a little girl.
-->'''Lex''': You can keep that. The rest is ''mine''.\\
'''Little Girl''': [''shrieks!'']
* "A man can always tell when a woman is faking... especially Franchise/{{Superman}}."
* Kitty spotting one dog and remains upon returning to the mansion: "Weren't there two dogs?"
* "I've done Superman!" *snerk* "Covered him... you know what I mean."
* Lex's troll-job of Lois. [[MemeticMutation You all know the scene.]]
-->'''Lex''': Come on, let me hear you say it, just once.
-->'''Lois''': You're insane.
-->'''Lex''': NO! Not that, no, the other thing, come on, I know it's just dangling at the tip of your tongue. Just once for me, please.
-->'''Lois''': Superman will never--
-->'''Lex''': '''''[[BigWordShout WRONG]]!'''''
* The looks of both the thug and Superman's faces when the former tries to [[ShootingSuperman shoot]] him. After the bullet bounces off his eye, Superman just gives this little smile, like he's saying "You had to know that wouldn't work, but A for effort."
* This exchange.
-->'''Luthor''': Kitty, what did my father always used to say?
-->'''Kitty''': "You're losing your hair"?
-->'''Luthor''': Before that.
-->'''Kitty''': [[{{Film/SupermanTheMovie}} "Get out"?]]
-->'''Luthor''': '''[[BigNo NO!]]'''
* When Lane is unknowingly snooping around Lex's yacht, and he just walks in in a bathrobe brushing his teeth. So unusual to see the criminal mastermind caught off guard like that. Even he can't believe who he's seeing, as he says "Lois Lane?" in disbelief, toothbrush still in mouth.
-->'''Jason:''' "...[[CaptainObvious You're bald]]."
* This gem where Lex is experimenting with his train set.
-->'''Kitty''': [[SincerityMode Wow, that's really something Lex.]]\\
'''Lex Luthor''': Wait for it.\\
(''nothing happens'')\\
'''Kitty''': [[SarcasmMode Wow, that's really something, Lex.]] It's like freakin' ''Film/GoneWithTheWind''.\\
'''Lex Luthor''': Riley, shut off the camera.\\
'''Riley''': But I'm getting it.\\
'''Lex Luthor''': I said, shut off the damn camera.\\
'''Riley''': [''turns off the camera and the lights go out''] Uh, I think I did something wrong.\\
'''Lex Luthor''': No... That wasn't you.
** Also in that scene, before the lights go out Lex is right there next to his henchmen, lights go out and when they come back up Lex has moved all the way to the other side of the room.
* When Lex and Kitty are [[spoiler:stranded on a desert island when their chopper runs out of fuel]] and Lex angrily throws a coconut into the ocean.
-->'''Kitty''': Lex, we only had six of those!
-->'''Lex''': Six? [''laughs, then screams at the top of his lungs''] I would trade '''three hundred THOUSAND''' coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a '''QUART OF GASOLINE!'''
-->'''Kitty''': But what'll we have to eat?
-->''[Lex looks hungrily at Kitty's dog]''
* Clark is playing fetch with his adoptive mother's dog. He tosses the ball a bit ''too'' hard and it sails into ''such a far distance'' that the dog doesn't even attempt to run and retrieve it.
* Lois and Richard wonder if [[ClarkKenting Clark is Superman]]. Clark, apparently not hearing them, just happens to look up with a goofy expression on his face, his mouth half-full of dinner. Lois and Richard laugh at their ridiculous idea.
* After Lois returns from a night flight with Superman, Richard wonders where she was. He then immediately asks if she snuck out to smoke, causing noticeable discomfort around the table. It's a mildly tense situation, but then it cuts to Jimmy carefully and nervously biting into his food trying to ignore the drama.
* Lois and Jason sneaking aboard the Gertrude:
-->'''Jason''': Are we trespassing?
-->'''Lois''': No. ''(beat)'' [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Yes.]] Shush.
* The BaitAndSwitch regarding the Daily Planet headlines.
-->''[We see the headlines saying "SUPERMAN IS DEAD"]''
-->'''Richard''': It's kind of morbid, Perry.
-->''[We see that it's just one of two papers, the second's headlines read "SUPERMAN LIVES"]''
-->'''Perry:''' [[CrazyPrepared Always be prepared]].


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