-->'''Mac''': Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
-->'''Thorny''': But his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
-->'''Foster''': Which makes them not [[RunningGag shenanigans]] at all, really.
-->'''Mac''': Evil [[OverlyLongGag shenanigans.]]
-->'''[[DaChief O'Hagan]]''': I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip [[TemptingFate the next guy who says]], "shenanigans"!
-->'''Mac''': Hey, [[ButtMonkey Farva!]] What's the [[SchmuckBait name of that restaurant you like]] with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
-->'''Farva''': You mean ''Shenanigans''? We going to Shenanigans?
-->''Everyone offers O'Hagan their pistols.''
* Amongst those Shenanigans:
** Something was missing from this page until ''meow''...
** "Littering and... littering and... "
** The Repeater. [The repeater.]
*** That'll happen. [That'll happen.]
** Who wants a mustache ride?
*** [[FunnyForeigner I do!]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim I do!]]
* Grady being a smart ass to O'Hagan.
** "I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup, and he says that for 20 bananas, he'll provide evidence that Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the CartoonNetwork whorehouse".
* The syrup-chugging competition. ''"I am all that is man!"''
* '''''"YOU BOYS LAHK MEX-EE-CO!? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOH!"'''''
* Six words: "'''Bear Fucker!''' Do you need assistance!?"
* When Foster is flashing Ursula at her work place she turns the tables on him by sneaking up behind him with a gun and voice changer.
-->'''Foster''': Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked.
-->'''Deep Voice''': Drop your coat and grab your toes.
-->'''Deep Voice''': I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
* Later, when Foster meets Ursula in a restaurant dressed like Lance Armstrong while she's disguised as a biker chick.
-->'''Foster''': Ah, ''biker''. I'm an idiot.
* The "snozzberries" college kid at the end running out of the basement shirtless with his hair braided yelling "I LOVE ACIDDDDD!" Followed by him [[OhCrap noticing the cops in the living room]] and running into Farva hard enough to knock himself out.