In addition to fun gameplay, ''[[SuperMarioBros Mario]]'' has a great deal of humor.

''Funny/PaperMario'', ''Funny/SuperMarioRPG'' and [[Funny/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow all]] [[Funny/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3 three]] [[Funny/SuperMarioWorld cartoons]] have their own pages.

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!!From the games
* From ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'':
--> '''Bowser:''' "''My Powers... gone... My Empire... shrinking... [-[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking My huge cake... never got a slice...]]-]''"
** Mario's reaction using his first Launch Star of the game.
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' has this:
-->'''Toad:''' "The princess is on that island! I think it's called 'Pineapple' or something... How do you think you can get there?"
** For context; this is said [[FailedASpotCheck right next to the cannon you use to get there]]. And no, the Toad doesn't even have the excuse of "Who in their right minds would launch themselves out of a cannon?!?", given that Mario [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 has done precisely that]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld on at least two previous adventures]].
* ''Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga'''s character Fawful, a walking, talking parody of {{Blind Idiot Translation}}s:
-->'''Fawful''': I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is called Fawful. I am here, laughing at you. If you are giving us the chase, then you are idiots of foolishness!...
** One of the funniest scenes in ''Superstar Saga'' was his "comeback speech" with Peasley:
-->'''Fawful''': "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
-->'''Peasley''': *slashes Fawful* "HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is comeback-upon!"
-->'''Fawful''': *shocks Peasley* "I HAVE FURY!! In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
** He's the BigBad in ''Bowser's Inside Story''. Seeing him singing the Scooby Doo theme while he's looking for the Dark Star is simply priceless, but he has dozens of hilarious moments. "I HAVE SUCTION" is the best line any evil villain will ever say before draining the evil power from an ArtifactOfDoom.
-->'''Fawful''': Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?! ♪Dark Star, needing you!♪
** His calling Bowser "the king of stupid" -- though Bowser certainly does make some incredibly stupid decisions throughout most of the game...
** Bowser himself gets one where he gets hit by a train and crashed through several boulders. Through sheer brute strength, he very nearly stops the thing... Until he trips over a pebble. The last thing he says before he gets crushed?
-->'''Bowser''': ... Doh.
** The scene where the Mario Bros. fix Bowser's back qualifies. Toadsworth invites Toadbert to have a cup of tea as the impulse triggered by the Bros. is going to work its slooooow magic. After they constantly rub it in the player's face, the message "[[AntiPoopSocking Why not put the DS system down and take a short tea break?]]" pops up and the player is supposed to simply wait until the alarm rings. Unless they have a code.
** You've also got the mind-controlled Hammer Bros. in ''Partners In Time'', which ''speak in leet''.
--->WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY.
*** After you beat them...
--->'''Hammer Bro:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging Who talks like that!?]]''
* ''Yoshi's Island'': You're heading towards the boss of World 3, the Naval Piranha Plant. You get into the room, close enough to hop up on the ledge, and you can even see the little bugger that'll get transformed... but the cutscene hasn't cued up yet. Well, maybe you'll just take a quick cheap-shot with an egg for laughs...
--> Kamek: '''''OH MY!!'''''
--> Piranha Plant: '''''***EXPLODES***'''''
** Not to mention the look on Yoshi's face [[spoiler:before Prince Froggy eats him and ''after'' shitting him out of his stomach]]. Yoshi goes from "O_o" to ":3" in seconds flat!
* In the later ''VideoGame/MarioParty'' titles, games played in 2-on-2 Team Mode started getting "team names" handed to them depending on which characters were in the team. While some of them were predictable for obvious character combinations (like Luigi and Yoshi being called "Green Machines"), sticking together any really ''weird'' combination of characters results in weird and often hilarious team names:
** Daisy and Waluigi: Awkward Date
** Wario and Toadette: Secret Friends
** Birdo and Blooper: What The [[UnusualEuphemism Bloop]]
** A lot of teams with Dry Bones qualify. Teaming with Mario makes BBQ Ribs, Luigi makes [[OcularGushers Cry Bones]], Wario or Waluigi leads to bonehead/numbskull comments, and Daisy leads to the darkly apt Daisy Pushers.
** Then there's Dry Bones and Hammer Brother: [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy What-The-Deuce]].
* ''Mario Power Tennis'' gives us these [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnJ-5hES2Q bloopers]].
** The GBA version, ''Mario Tennis: Power Tour'' gives us this gem.
--> Harry: [[ItMakesSenseInContext Thanks to the power of Kate's rear end, I'm not scared of spinning things any more!]]
* There's some in the actual intro as well, such as the Mario Bros. watching Bowser's Bob-Omb-packed vehicle descend towards the ground. "[[OhCrap Oh, this looks bad...]]"
* In ''Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour'', when Waluigi gets an eagle or better, he does a dance routine that ends with a lengthy spin followed by a pose where he holds the brim of his hat and points at the camera with an audible sound effect. After a {{beat}}, he realizes he's pointing in the wrong direction.
** He does it again in Mario Super Sluggers. Most character introductions show them boasting or preparing to hit the ball. Waluigi enters, shouting WAAAAAALUIGI and preparing to hit the ball, only to realize he is facing the player. He makes a "i meant to do that" gesture [[BreakingTheFourthWall to the player]] and switches to the right side.
** In Superstars Baseball, Boswer gets a platinum one when you decide to not face Mario in Bowser mode at the final boss battle.
-->'''Bowser:''' NO! Remember your blood sugar Bowser. Ok, now go wash your hands...
* When you unlock the last row of tours in ''VideoGame/FortuneStreet'', the first area is Alefgard from the first ''DragonQuest'', which reintroduces the Dragonlord and his LargeHam[=/=]YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe[=/=]RhymesOnADime villainous speeches. Unfortunately, they still pale before the interactions between the other two computer characters: ChivalrousPervert [[VideoGame/DragonQuestVIII Angelo]] and AbhorrentAdmirer [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 Birdo]]. They go as well as expected.
** Bowser, when chosen as an opponent on the Super Mario Bros. stage, complains about how he'll [[EarWorm/VideoGames never get that music out of his head now]].
** One of Waluigi´s lines comes when he is in Delfino Plaza. Waluigi, being [[TalkativeLoon Wa]][[PsychopathicManchild luigi]], declares this:
-->'''Waluigi:''' Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi?
** While it may be pure coincidence, during another one of Waluigi´s lines, he ends up referencing another [[DastardlyWhiplash purple villain with a mustache]] who looks just like him...
-->'''Waluigi:''' [[WackyRaces Drat]]! That big dumb statue is stealing all my thunder!
* In the Boss Battle minigame "Bombard King Bob-omb" in Mario Party 9, players must choose one of four bombs to throw at King Bob-omb. The hilarity is if that more than one player chooses the same bomb, [[{{AmusingInjuries}} they'll bonk into each other as they're running toward the bomb they chose.]]
* In ''Super Mario Bros. 3'' if you complete a level as Tanooki Mario, the Toad next to the restored King says "Thank you, kind raccoon. Please tell me your name." As if the exposed face of a mustached Italian man wasn't enough of a hint as to who you are.
** If you finish any of the Koopalings in a suit (Frog, Hammer, Tanooki) the restored King will have a different dialog depending on the suit.
* Mario Power Tennis gives us a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnJ-5hES2Q blooper reel]] full of gems.
--> '''Wario:''' Ma, I told you not to call me here!
* A Toad near "Dire Dire Docks" in SuperMario64 gives us this gem.[[note]]In [[VideoGameRemake Super Mario 64 DS]], he will only say this if Mario talks to him.[[/note]]
--> '''Toad''': Being imprisoned in these walls can drive a fungus crazy. When I really start to freak out, I think to myself, "Well, I'm going to be here for a while, so I might as well stare at the fish. They are oddly hypnotic." Then I actually start to like being captured............Aaaguugh! IT'S MADNESS! I've got to snap out of this! You have to free us before we're all completely {{brainwashed}}! ...[[MoodWhiplash But for now, why don't you gaze at the fish with me]]. You look tense. Come relax.
* During the end credits of Super Mario 3D World, [[spoiler: Bowser gets his just desserts by being trapped in a bottle, helplessly tapping against the glass.]]
* What Tuxie says in SuperMario64 DS when Yoshi puts her in his mouth.
--> '''Tuxie:''' Ayiiieee! Please don't eat me. I promise that I don't taste good. Plus, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I'll give you cavities.]]
* Similarly, when Yoshi eats a rabbit he's already captured.
--> '''Rabbit:''' What part of "I'm not your lunch" do you not understand? I already gave you the key! Put me down! ''(rabbit is spat out)'' I'm not chow. How many many times do I have to tell you that? I know I'm [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter irresistibly cute]], but try to restrain yourself!
* The Gearmos in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy'' and it's [[SuperMarioGalaxy2 sequel]]. Special mention goes to the one at the end of the first game's Battlerock Galaxy's purple coin mission, particularly if you get absolutely ZERO purple coins:
-->'''Gearmo''': You got zero. ZERO PURPLE COINS! Tell me you're doing that on purpose! This old iron lady isn't amused.
** Then it says "See you later!", [[HaveANiceDeath and the player dies for no reason]].
** Similarly, there's also one in the Buoy Base Galaxy that gets mad when you break the floating fortress' weight:
-->'''Gearmo''': You destroyed the weight! So you just go around breaking stuff, eh?! You think that's OK? Breaking stuff?
** There's also the Gearmo from the Chompworks Galaxy second mission (Spring into the Chompworks) in the second game, who is repeatedly hit by rolling Chomps:
-->'''Gearmo''': BRING IT ON! Gimme your worst!

!!From the movie
* Iggy and Spike's stupidity.
-->'''Spike:''' We were wrong again. How many times have we got this wrong?\\
'''Iggy:''' ''You've'' gotten it wrong five times.\\
'''Spike:''' 0 for five. 0 for five. What percent is that?\\
'''Iggy:''' I dunno. Let me think.\\
'''[pause]'''\\
'''Iggy:''' I dunno. But it's not good.
** Later, they mistake Daniella for Daisy.
-->'''Spike:''' I'm gonna get the girl.\\
'''Iggy:''' That's not the girl.\\
'''Spike:''' Yeah it is, she's wearing a disguise. I could spot her a mile away.\\
'''Iggy:''' Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us.
* Gotta love the Troopas dancing to that elevator music.
** It's even funnier when their commander catches them at it.
** Later, Toad is able to distract them by playing the same song on his harmonica.
--->'''Koopa:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots STUPID!]] ''[punches one, [[DisasterDominoes causing him to knock the rest down]]!]''
* There's also this brief scene where [[VillainsOutShopping Koopa is ordering some pizza for delivery]]. It isn't funny at first, [[BrickJoke but when he's confronting the Mario Bros. at the climax...]]
-->'''Walky-Talky''': "Sir, your pizza is here!"
-->'''Koopa:''' "Not now."
* Mario and Luigi having their mugshots taken.
-->'''Mario:''' Are we dead?
* Hopper's deadpan delivery as he spins a globe of the alternate dimension, showing that aside from Dinohattan, it's all a giant wasteland. No wonder he wants to break into the human world.
-->"Ruler of all that you see. A few miserable streets, and... an endless desert."
* Koopa has Iggy and Spike put into the Devo Chamber to evolve them and make them smarter... and when they pop out of it looking exactly the same, his stare of utter confusion is priceless. The rest of the scene is pretty good as the two suddenly demonstrate their new intelligence by indulging in SesquipedalianLoquaciousness.
-->'''Koopa:''' Both of you, go to the desert! \\
'''Iggy:''' Excuse me, excuse me. That hardly seems logical, does it? Perhaps we should stay here and formulate our own strategy. Tete-tete, inner circle, that sort of thing. \\
'''King Koopa:''' Here's what's ''logical'' to me -- If you do not return with the plumbers and the rock... I shall personally, kill you. \\
'''Iggy:''' We're going.\\
'''Spike:''' After you.
* Mario and Luigi are hopelessly lost in the Koopahari Desert and they argue along the way.
-->'''Mario:''' You said the tunnel.\\
'''Luigi:''' I did not, I said parkway!\\
'''Mario:''' But you ''meant'' the tunnel! [[SarcasmMode Go on, pick a direction! Any direction you like!]]\\
'''Luigi:''' ''(hits Mario's head)'' Na na na na na!\\
'''Mario:''' Hey, that looks good over there! ''(pointing at quicksand)'' That's it, let's die there!
* This dialogue, while Mario and Luigi are hopelessly lost in Dinohattan.
-->'''Luigi:''' Excuse me, miss. Can you tell me where I am?\\
'''Woman:''' Yeah, you're in my way! ''(pushed them away)'' Egg-suckers!\\
'''Mario:''' Who are these people?!

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