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[[folder:Season One]]
* While a sad scene in hindsight, Shiv gets frustrated with Tom's proposal while her dad is dying (he’s trying to make it better), and tells him she won’t blow him when his dog dies.
* "Lifeboats" has Shiv come into the office to try and get Kendall to go and talk to Marcia. He begs off, saying he has an important business meeting, but she pulls the little sister move of PuppyDogEyes and he folds instantly.
* Roman masturbating on a window when he’s overwhelmed by emails and how he does a bad job of cleaning it up after.
* Roman brings Shiv to an empty auditorium in Episode 2 in order to try to convince her to sign the change of trust, and it goes badly. "Dissolving into a literal physical fight" badly. In the middle of it, Tom enters the room unbeknownst to either of the two of them, and upon seeing his fiancé being put in a headlock by her brother, immediately turns around and walks right back out the door.
** The reason the fight started in the first place? Roman telling Shiv that she "made [Logan's] brain explode."
* At Thanksgiving, Greg notices Willa and remarks on her beauty, while Roman casually snarks about her being a prostitute. Willa walks over mid-conversation, and Roman promptly walks off, leaving a flabbergasted Greg to bumble his way through a discussion about theater.
* During the family therapy session, Marcia, Tom and Willa sit outside and talk. They get to the subject of Willa's profession, to which Marcia says she had a friend back in Paris who was a prostitute, and very intelligent (which Willa takes as a compliment.) Later in the conversation, she comes up again, with some...interesting details thrown in:
-->'''Marcia:''' You know my friend, the one who did what you do? She actually was murdered. ''(Tom and Willa look concerned)'' It had nothing to do with her being a prostitute. it had to do with a restaurant that went ''*poof*''.\\
'''Willa:''' ...What?
* Roman and Shiv's argument over him having the rocket launch during her wedding:
-->'''Roman:''' Is it him [Gil]? You don’t want a rocket launch 'cause of him? Would it help if it was a rocket full of muslim granola?
-->'''Shiv:''' Roman. It would just be fucking weird. Don’t be a little kid.
--> '''Roman:''' ‘Oh, I’m so adult and important because I work for a man with glasses.’ Is he a Jew, by the way?
-->'''Shiv:''' Oh come on, man.
-->'''Roman:''' What? It’s just a simple, funny, slightly racist question.You used to be fun. When did you become one of them, Shiv?
-->'''Shiv:''' One of who?
-->'''Roman:''' The fucking dancey bullshit people.
-->'''Shiv:''' Yeah, well sorry if I don’t want to come to your freewheelin’, good time, n-word shouting hoedown.
-->'''Roman:'''The n-word, the b-word, the c-word. The world isn’t a fucking nursery school. And people don’t like being taught.
-->'''Shiv:''' Wait, have you been watching our channels? I thought you knew not to do that, with your IQ?
-->'''Roman:''' Excuse me. I actually have to go watch a satellite launch in Japan that I’m actually in charge of? That I re-organized for you. But you’re too fucking carbon neutral to enjoy.
* Subsequently, Roman watching the satellite launch explode. He excuses himself to a bathroom, pulls out his phone, watches a rocket on a launchpad just suddenly erupt into a massive fireball of death with a nonplussed expression on his face... and then suddenly begins washing his hands and checking his face in the most faux-casual yet utterly determined display of "If I act like I didn't see it happen then it didn't happen" you've ever seen.
* As Roman tries to catch up to Greg in order to tell him something, he mutters about his "fucking long legs" under his breath, apparently having trouble keeping up with the much taller Greg. Later in the scene he complains about the fact that he has to keep his neck craned in order to hold a conversation with him.
* Tom's way of telling Greg about the crimes committed on Waystar-owned cruises:
-->'''Tom:''' That's the death pit, Greg. Take a look.\\
'''Greg:''' ...I-I mean I feel like I might not like it, in the... death pit.
* Connor wants to run for president on a platform of opposition to "The Great Dangers": usury and onanism.
-->'''Roman:''' Usury an... anun... unoonan...
* 6'7" tall Greg's battle with ceiling heights while looking for an apartment in NY. The apartment Ken eventually gives to him has such cartoonishly high ceilings Greg starts jumping around in it, something he probably hasn't been able to do in a close space since his childhood.
** While viewing one apartment, Greg is unable to even stand up fully in the bedroom, which the realtor is blissfully unaware of as he tries to sell Greg on all of the available storage space. Greg is not impressed.
-->'''Greg:''' ''(laying with his legs hanging off the bed)'' Well, you see the thing I need storage for most urgently...is ''me.''
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[[folder:Season Two]]
* Roman presenting his dad with a dear gift, his childhood football team. And then Logan has to explain to him that he got the wrong one.
** Even worse, Roman bought their hated rivals!
* Kendall has ''such'' a bad time in "The Summer Palace", crushed by guilt and isolated from anyone who would support him, as well as the camera filming him like he's scenery, but he still has a scene whining that he’s being forced to settle for "park coke".
* The peak BlackComedy of Tom's interview with Mark Ravenhead in "Safe Room." It starts off light, with Tom making awkward attempts to keep it perfunctory and inoffensive, only for him to become increasingly dismayed when he realizes Mark really is a Nazi sympathizer. His DoubleTake when Mark denies having a dog named after Hitler's dog (on the basis of Mark's dog having a "different spelling"), his awkward chuckle asking if there were "Easter eggs" Mark missed the first time after he admits to having read Mein Kampf "a couple of times," and finally, his line of questioning when Mark insists he's simply interested in that period of history.
-->'''Tom''': And what, specifically, do you find interesting about that period of history?\\
'''Mark''': The scale. The tragedy.\\
'''Tom''': Hell, yeah. And which... tragedies... specifically?\\
'''Mark''': Europe decimated. Seven million Germans, twenty million Russians, five million Poles.\\
'''Tom''': (''Taken aback''.) Yeah. Just, just checkin' the till here, Mark, and it seems you're short a few million.
* Greg's distressed complaints of the panic room he, Tom, and a few others are led to in "Safe Room." He points out that the window on top of the wall is big enough for an "attack child" to get through.
* Followed shortly by a freaking-out Tom pelting Greg with water bottles. A security guard attempts to intervene, but Tom shouts him off with ''"Executive business!"''
* Just as he's starting his campaign, Connor is expected to give a eulogy at the funeral of Mo, a known sexual offender. He decides it best to give as neutral a eulogy as possible. "Neutral" as in just listing TriviallyObvious facts about Mo, such as how long he lived, how long he worked for Waystar Royco, etc. He closes by saying that he was married to his wife for fifteen years. And now his wife is sad.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dUDQTc-9kM Every moment]] of "L to the OG", [[StylisticSuck the horrible rap song]] Kendall makes to celebrate his father in Scotland during Season 2's eighth episode. Most of the crowd seems split between ironically enjoying it, cringing in horror, or just being utterly baffled.
-->'''Kendall:''' L TO THE... ''[shoves a mic in Roman's face]''\\
'''Roman:''' [[SincerityMode You need to stop this]].
* Tom bungles his hearing to the point where he answers no to the question of if he knows Greg, and everyone’s reactions: Logan is almost frozen in horror, Kendall has his hand over his mouth like he’s going to throw up, and Shiv never more clearly looks like she’s regretting her whole marriage.
* Tom going up to Logan during the season two finale, eating a piece of chicken off his plate, then calmly putting the bones back, thanking him, and leaving. An understandably confused Logan can only exclaim, "What the fuck!?" Later, he confronts Shiv about it and tells her, "He ate my fucking chicken! What's next, stick his cock into my potato salad?"
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[[folder:Season Three]]
* While celebrating the fact that he won't be going to prison, Tom goes to Greg's office, casually joins him at his desk...then ''flips it'', and spends the next full minute throwing the furniture around and jumping atop the file cabinets, all while letting out a string of {{BigYes}}es. Once he leaves, a few passing employees look into the room in confusion, with Greg only able to say, "It was good news!"
* There's a delicious irony to the end of the season three finale; for three seasons, Logan has been so homophobic to his sons, telling Roman to "get straightened out" and assuming Kendall ReallyGetsAround, and the only two people who are still in good with him are Tom and Greg, who've been having an oddly toxic, borderline romance this whole time.
* When Greg starts to have doubts about his alliance with Kendall in season three, he confides in him, "I am just a bit scared, like, I dunno. You know, I don't really want to go to Congress again. I-I'm kinda too young to be in Congress so much, you know?"
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[[folder:Season Four]]
* An utterly terrified Greg reporting on Logan's movements to Tom has some gems.
-->"He's... moseying. Terrifyingly moseying!"\\
"He looks like if Santa Claus was a hitman."\\
"It's like ''{{Film/Jaws}}''. If everyone in ''Jaws'' worked for Jaws."
* Kerry's entertainingly terrible audition tape. Made funnier by the fact that up until that scene, Kerry'd been shown as one of the least goofy characters.
* While it’s mostly played for drama and tragedy, the fact that Logan Roy, the nigh-unstoppable, living embodiment of late-stage capitalism, ultimately [[UndignifiedDeath dies fishing his cellphone out of a clogged airplane toilet]], is darkly funny.
* Connor apparently visits Logan frequently between the latter's death and funeral, and seems to have a better relationship with the dead Logan than with the alive one. He once mentions that "Dad's looking good today, like he woke up on the right side of the coffin."
* During the 8th episode, the very serious election that hangs over much of what's happening gets a brief moment of levity when Greg accidentally gets wasabi in Darwin's eye, and further makes it worse by pouring ''La Croix'' all over it.
* "Church and State" has several:
** Caroline makes a point of fishing out Kerry from the crowd and parading her, along with one of Logan's other old flames into the front row of the church to sit together with Marcia. The displeasure shows on many faces (but it turns into more of a Heartwarming situation soon after).
** When Shiv spots her mother in the crowd, she remarks that she hears "Dalmatians howling".
** The siblings contemplating laying in Logan's crypt, with Connor declaring he'd like "the top bunk".
** Peter Munion being an embarrassing sycophant during the funeral, with Caroline calmly commenting first that he'd brought his autograph book, and later that he's like a Labrador, off to "roll in a delightful pile of senators".
** Kendall makes an offer to Hugo using the typical Waystar vocabulary and mentioning that Hugo would be his dog, not his equal. Asked if he agrees, Hugo, stone-faced, answers: "Woof. Woof."
** Everyone swarming to brown-nose Mencken, to the point that even he appears embarrassed.
** Karl's pleased expression during the funeral, signaling either that he's enjoying the shenanigans, or maybe little schadenfreude that his ever-humiliating-him boss is finally dead.
** Shiv remarks that Tom would have never have the gall to not attend Logan's funeral when the latter was alive. Tom retorts that Logan's lost quite a bit of influence during the past few days.
* From the series finale:
** Caroline admonishes her children not to touch Peter's "special cheese". After she leaves... Roman licks every inch of it, sending Shiv and Kendall into laughing fits.
** Shiv and Roman making a disgusting drink for Kendall from the food/drink/condiment remnants of Caroline's kitchen, all the while singing about making it "fit for a king". After Kendall takes a sip and refuses to drink more, Roman "crowns" him with the blender pitcher.
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