* [[http://www.viruscomix.com/page524.html Store owner reserves the right to act like an insufferable biblical patriarch.]]
** MUSHROOMS CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT AND THE FURY IN MY PANTS
*** "All is madness! I am the victor!"
* [[http://www.viruscomix.com/page388.html This is how you react.]] When asked what wine to pair with ''human flesh''.
* [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct ...IT'S THESE CONSTANT ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE BY TIME TRAVELLERS]]! [[http://www.viruscomix.com/page382.html I MEAN, YOU KIND OF HAVE TO WONDER!!]]
* [[http://www.viruscomix.com/page518.html "MY PRIZE PETUNIAS!"]]
* The pink-haired woman [[http://www.viruscomix.com/page527.html proving herself yet again]] as an ExtremeDoormat. Especially funny because of the utter InsaneTrollLogic on display by the other guy with a stolen dog in a safe.
-->'''PHG''': Why does your store keep pets in a safe?!\\
'''Mr. Jaleco''': [[HypocriticalHumor So they don't get stolen]]! Jeez! Are you gonna watch him for me or not?!
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