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%%* Max Payne's first appearance.
%%* Wario and Waluigi's singing contest in that same episode.
%%* "PAULINE IS DEAD!"
* Ness whenever he's a large ham.
--> '''Ness:''' So you're the Darkness. Of course I already knew that 'cause I'm psychic.
-->OR
--> '''Wario:''' How do you know these things?
--> '''Ness:''' PSYCHIC!
* Ness continued on with his discussion with Luigi.
-->'''Luigi:''' You know Ness, when they fall to the ground, they're dead. You don't need to beat them to a pulp.
-->'''Ness:''' So what are you, the language police AND the violence police now?
-->'''Luigi:''' I come from a world where giant plants try to eat you. There's not a whole lot that scares me, but right now, you do.
%%* [[HilariousOuttakes Chris a.k.a. Luigi (in Nox Decious gear) scaring Peach's actress]]
* Tommy Vercetti meets Gary and Brock
-->'''Tommy:''' Who the f@ck are these idiots?!
* The fact that Bowser thought that he could beat Luigi because [[ComicallyMissingthePoint he's taller now.]]
* Gary is apparently not a fan of Hyrule.
-->'''Gary:''' Fine. We'll go. C'mon Brock, I'm sick of this fantasy wizard bullsh*t.
-->'''Mario:''' Well gee, you don't have to be a dick about it.
* The sequence where Captain Morgan wakes up and all the pirates enjoy [[BlandNameProduct Pirate Crunch]] cereal, which evolves into an entire commercial parody wherein the cereal is AppliedPhlebotinum.