* On Morgan's first appearance:
-->Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help.
* When Harry leaves the wreck of the elevator he's gone a little doolally from the shock of Not Being Dead, and starts screaming at the sky in front of two surprised paramedics.
-->"Take ''that'', Victor Shadowman!" I shouted. "Hah! ''Hah!'' Give me your best shot, you murderous bastard! I'm going to take my staff and shove it down your ''throat!''"
* At the end of the book, Harry is cornered in a kitchen by a horde of rapidly growing scorpions, one of which nearly killed him earlier in the book, with only a broom to defend himself. How does he survive? He casts a spell--one he came up with as a young apprentice to help with the housework--to make the broom sweep the scorpions away and off a balcony while they're still small. It's topped off with this line: "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I'm pretty sure I swept up all the dirt too.]] When I do a spell, I do it right."