* Telly waking Hardy up via phone feedback
--->'''Telly:''' "You awake now?"\\
'''Hardy:''' "Yes, and thanks for that, you vile harridan."
* The various ways ponies descriptions of the sort of bodily harm Chief Iris Jade wants to inflict on Hardy
--->'''Telly:''' "You've got about forty-five minuted before the chief said she's going to call broadside over at PACT to send a team to retrieve your cutie mark. She made no mention of the rest of you."
* Taxi trying to act uninterested in whatever is bothering Hardy the first morning - and failing miserably.
---> '''Taxi:''' "You don't want to talk about it, then it no skin off my nose." *beat* "Okay, I lied. What's in your head? Come on, Hardy...Tellmetellmetellme!"
* The various ways the file cloud can malfunction, including spitting out reports from the future.
* Telly calling dibs on Hardy's hat before he heads off to meet the chief in Chapter 2.
* Hardy explaining what happened to the drug lab.
--->'''Scarlet:''' "What happened to the drug lab?"\\
'''Hardy:''' "The school ate it."
* Dr. Pickle on seeing Hardy after a fight: "Good heavens! did you get *really* over-eager with a cricket bat?!"
* Pretty much ''everything'' that Slip Stitch does is made of hilarity, including and not limited to his autopsy reports. It certainly befits the suspected grandson of the Element of Laughter.
* Many of the opening tidbits by The Scholar are quite enjoyable, and contain elements of GallowsHumor, but this particular set of warnings in the owner's manual of a shotgun are particularly evocative:
--> -Not to be used for the ballistic distribution of party favors.
--> -Not to be used for the ballistic distribution of party guests.
--> -This is a highly inefficient way of making cupcakes.
--> -Though we appreciate the business, do not stash all over town in case of shotgun emergency.