* "[[GodwinsLaw Fuhr]]star! yellded a [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Tigger]]Straw. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... '''SOME JEW!'''
** "But it wooden work becas thers a lizded on it." They all locked at the lizard. It wus a newt. The nwt ran away.
** Pretty much everything in "Chapter 10 The Recluse" and "Catter 1 The Fiht Aganst the [[BadlyBatteredBabysitter Sitters]] 1".
*** And it's always great when there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxHV8Vrbqfs dramatic readings that do it justice]].
* Anything involving the "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin plebians]]", [=LakePaool=] and [=RedOaw=].
* She battlecried using his nose to [[TarAndFeathers tar]] down the evill cats.
* "WHAT ARE O [[MadMathematician TRIG]] TO DO [[TheMole MOLE]] [[RapeAsDrama STRAEP]] ME?1?"
* Any of the author's notes.
** STUP GLAMING!11! IF YOU'R AN FLAM,E YOUR A STNITS AND WIL [[PrimAndProperBun BUN]] IN HEIKL!
** YOUR JUST JELOS YOUR GOING 2 [[Myth/NorseMythology HEL]] [[CrystalDragonJesus LJESS]] IS OYUR SAVER
** Stupid falmes! ur all [[RougeAnglesOfSatin satinsit1s!]] [=StarKesus=] is ur saver y cant u just eccept that. Also im not a torll!1 ppl tell me Im ver petty!
** jeuss doesent [[LecherousLicking lick]] people who flmale!
** scholo was rly hard sinc I [[ExtremeOmniGoat goat]] back they gave us alot of [[FreudianSlip homowork]] and i was haveing torlble with som of my friends [[{{Gayngst}} bcaus I am a lesbain now nd they dont unferstand]].
** Hi guyss I'm [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakke_vs._Regents_of_the_University_of_California bakke]].! For a wile I was realy depresed because i found a lot of fanfics on this site which i THINK THEIR MOCKING MY STORY. I men realy theres a strouy about a at named [=LovelyyKit=] and one about [=SparkekIt=] what is that about?/?/ I theink tehyre moking me! If ur readingt rhis and and you wrote one of those bad storiess?,.. i think youre stories arr [[TrollFic TROLFIC.S]]
* "OM[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Goht]]" sid [=StarPaw=]. "Quickk mack me a warrror!"
* "[=LakePaool=] is buck and seh is NUT OKA!"
* [[BigNo "NO9999999999999 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"]]
** "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1!1!11!"
** "NPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
** "~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111" said [=TarGleam=].
** "IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE !1!"
** "~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" SAID JAZZOSONG.
** "" WALLED STARLGME.
* [[TheHeroDies AND THEN STARGLEAM]] [[UsefulNotes/HowDoIUsedTense WAS DIED!11!111!11111!1!11!]]
* Cahpter 13 The [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Metang]] wit Sartcaln
* No BENG GAY!f
* So hod u guys lik eit? it wass so didsuting 2 rite the gya part. [=HBut=] thigs are guna be better no inteh clams! Also if ur a bad reveiwer [[GoshDangItToHeck u dont belive in Gosh ull go 2 hekc]]. thx guys for the {{god}} reveis. !
* He [[BlackComedyRape raped]] his tail aroond her sholders.
* "well watever Im going to g join [=SaitnClan=] cuase im evil now by" said [=FlamePelt=] and she was gone.(Mudwuzhere)
* [[FreudianSlip GayStrip]] locked at hr meanly.
** "So [=StarGleam=], who will u pik?" giggled [=GayStipe=].
* "I cant see yo" he said [[WatchOutForThatTree and he]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYAdJHN5X4 buped]] [[WatchOutForThatTree into a tree.]] Then he fele down.
* "!" said [=StarPaw=] ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!
* Wit a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.rar rar]] like an volcano [[FreudianSlip erection]] she jumped at [=StarGlaem=]!
* "theyre names were [=DawnSpark;e=] and... [[CargoShip Stick/]] saud [=JayFeather=].
* Everyone jumped at the [[TheOldestProfession Ho]][[NakedPeopleAreFunny Bare!]]
* but he was to fat.
* "The told me that [=BlakStar=] was deda he was so dpersed when you bcame ledar that he mocitted [[RougeAnglesOfSatin swisscide]]."
** "i know rite." said [=FierStart=] "but he was so sad yo woudnet be his [[ImAHumanitarian meat]]."
* [[ShapedLikeItself "who is [=StarGlaem=]" asked [=StarGleam=]]]
* "LIONBLAZE ARE YOU A..... HOMOSEZZUAL?/?/?/?2"
* [=HolyKeaf=] turned into… a…. [[FreudianSlip FUX!]]
* /\= angry!
* "?" said [=StarPaw=] beuatifully.
* "Your mwneot will be" saiud [=JazzSeng=].
** "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!111!111!" YELLED STARFLEM!1!111!111
* "t!" said [=SatrKit=].
* And then… was BROCKENSTAR?
* "Then by the powers of Starclan, I gave you this {{narm}}e." Indeed you did.
* "" WALLED STARLGME.
* "Tes i was but I relied I stil [[AccidentalInnuendo lube]] you [=GlamePool=] he siad.
* '"lol" lalueghed [=TigerStar=], "I dont care Im evillll!"'
* The Christmas special. All of it.
* And then… frorm the cord.... came.... A LINO!1!11!1
* [[BrownNote Everone startwf crapping!]]
* [=StarStar=] ahd [=HolyLeaf=] pined down when suddenly... SHE FELT A MOVIE INSIDE HER!
* [[EverythingsBetterWithRainbows Her tears were make rainbows.]]
* [=GleamPaw=] was about to say [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail NIIIIIIIII]] BUT THEN she got ANGNRY.
* [=StarGleam=] clawd a cat and blood [[PerfectlyCromulentWord sarfed]] the air she said "Take that [=ThdnerClan=] traiters!" but inide she was thinking I [[CountryMatters cunt]] do this!111!1!
* "Do uyo think I car [=TugerStar=] is beter than all fo you [[DumbBlonde dumb boldens]]."
** [[ShoutOut "your ripping me]] [[Film/TheRoom2003 apart tugerkit"]]
* HER [[GratuitousJapanese KAWAII]] ORANGE WYWS STARTED TO GLOW!11111
* ''All'' of the dramatic readings.
* If ou do ai will [[MegatonPunch punsch you]] [[WouldHurtAChild an ur grankits.]]
* "Ttlu." Said [=HollyLefa=] meanly from his ides.
* [[PrecisionFStrike "ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!"]]
* "I have [[PowCamp pows]] beyound ur emaginating!"
* BUT SUDDENLY BTFORIT COULD [[VideoGame/MonsterHunter RATH]] HER [[BigDamnHeroes THERE WAS JAZSONG AND FLUFLYKIT AND EVERYOEN1]]
* “Every one! Look at Stargleam! [[MakeMyMonsterGrow She’s….......GROWING!]]”
* The fact that this fanfic ends mid-sentence.
* The music is credited to "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries CHEKOV]]SKY."
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