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* Admiral Jellico berating Shelby about the ridiculousness of some of Captain Kirk's claims and how they compare to Captain Calhoun's, [[WrongGenreSavvy when the audience knows all of them happened.]]
* Mackenzie taking Selar to task regarding her attempts to get Doctor Maxwell dismissed purely because she doesn't like him. He asks if she's complaining about his sexual technique, musical, or acting because it can't be because of his skill as a doctor since they haven't had any patients.
* The entire exchange where Zak Kebron takes over his and Si Cwan's prison cell and declares it a Federation embassy.
* The leader of the Dogs of War berates his warriors for their fear and supposed cowardice:
-->"Are you men?! Or are you ''dogs''?!
* Soleta responding to Shelby's overheard comment that Calhoun "broke it off":
--> "Will he be needing someone to reattach it?"
* Janos in ''Stone and Anvil'', after his second OmnicidalManiac bout:
--> "I'm in even more trouble than I was before, aren't I?"
* Soleta's rapidly growing frustration with everyone coming to her for romantic advice culminating with snapping at Lefler in a most un-Vulcan manner.
** There's also Kebron's response to the idea of romance.
-->'''Kebron:''' I don't need romance. I have goldfish.
* Calhoun asking Picard if he brought an attractive, naked blonde women with him to Xenex.
* Zak explaining why he doesn't get angry.
-->"Things tend to get broken. Heads, backs, necks..."
* The following exchange:
-->'''Morgan:''' A Level 3 diagnostic is like a gynecological exam from head to toe.
-->'''Soleta:''' (raising hand) Captain, requesting permission to forget what I just heard.
-->'''Calhoun:''' Granted, and I'll be following you.
* After Calhoun manipulates the Nelkarites into giving Laheera her much-needed comeuppance:
-->'''Shelby:''' Excuse me, sir, may I ask where you're going?
-->'''Calhoun:''' To Hell, probably. *exits*
-->'''[=McHenry=]:''' Give him six months, he'll be running the place.
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