* During the wedding.
-->'''Picard:''' While you're happily settling in on the Titan, I will be training my new first officer. You all know him. He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, ''ever'', allow me to go on away missions.
-->'''Data:''' That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet code section 12, paragraph 4...
-->'''Picard:''' Mr. Data...
-->'''Data:''' Sir?
-->'''Picard:''' [[BigShutUp Shut up.]]
-->'''Data:''' Yes, sir.
-->'''Picard:''' ''(aside)'' [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat Fifteen years, I've been waiting to say that.]]
* "... Irving Berlin."
* "You have the bridge, Mr. Troi."
* "I'll be in the gym."
* B4.
--> '''B4''': Why do you have a shiny head?
** and:
--> '''B4''': Why does the tall man have a furry face?
** and:
--> '''Data''': B-4, do you know where you are?
--> '''B4''': I am in a room. With lights.
*** Data impersonating B-4 manages to convince the ''audience'' that he's B-4.
---->'''Shinzon:''' You may go.
---->'''Data!B-4:''' ''({{beat}})'' ... go where?
---->'''Shinzon:''' ''(annoyed)'' ''Out of my SIGHT.''
* Worf demonstrates just why Romulan ale was made illegal in the first place.
--> '''Worf''': (groggy) Romulan ale should be illegal.
--> '''La Forge''': It is.
* The deleted bit from the final scene, which shows that the Enterprise is ''finally'' getting some damn seat belts installed.
-->'''Picard:''' About time.
** Not to mention Riker's trolling of Picard's new first officer earlier in that scene. The poor guy probably took some time to live it down.
* Geordi and Guinan at the wedding.
--> '''Geordi:''' You ever think about getting married again?
--> '''Guinan:''' No. Twenty-three was my limit.