* [[RunningGag "Not until Tuesday."]]
** [[LampshadeHanging "Don't tell me - Tuesday?"]]
* In the holodeck scene, Geordi holds an old-fashioned telescope up his [=VISOR=]. His [=VISOR=] which, among its many functions, has ''telescopic'' vision. Even funnier, he holds it up to the ''center'' of the [=VISOR=], above the bridge of his nose.
* As the ''Enterprise'' is about to crash onto the planet, Data says what everyone on the bridge is thinking: "[[OhCrap Oh,]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike shit!]]''"
* "Mr. Tricorder".
* Pretty much everything funny!Data does that isn't unsettling is this.
---> (''Opening a door with magnetism, in a deep, dramatic voice'') '''Data''': Opeeeen Sesame! *''Door opens''*
---> '''Data''': You might say I have a ''[[IncrediblyLamePun magnetic]]'' personality. Heheheh...wheeee...haha...
* Data's "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWBmaKk32fE Scan for Lifeforms Song]]"
** Not just his song, but ''making music with the LCARS touch display at his station.'' The stares from the crew are ''priceless''.
*** Riker's "...What the hell?" face at the end.
**** Not just him, ''everyone'' on the bridge!
** Really, anything Data does after installing his emotion chip.
---> '''Guinan''': Well, it looks like he hates it.
---> '''Data''': Yes. That is it. I hate this!
---> '''[=LaForge=]''': Data? I think the chip is working.
---> '''Data''': (''drinks rest of beverage, gulps'') Oh, ''yes!'' I hate this! It is revolting!
---> '''Guinan''': More?
---> '''Data''': *big grin* Please!
** Data laughing over a joke that [=LaForge=] told during the Farpoint mission.
--->'''[=LaForge=]:''' Farpoint? Data, that was seven years ago.\\
'''Data:''' I know! I just got it!
* Worf's promotion ceremony conducted on an 18th century vessel in the holodeck. Rather than making him walk the plank, Riker simply has the computer remove it from under him.
---> '''Riker:''' Computer, remove the plank!
---> ''*SPLASH!*''
---> '''Picard:''' NumberOne, that's ''retract'' the plank, not ''remove'' the plank.
---> '''Riker:''' Oh. ''(leans over side to look at Worf)'' Sorry! (Worf is growling and flailing in the water).
** Particularly the look on Worf's face at the moment it vanishes - some combination of FlatWhat and OhCrap, and it's on the face of TheStoic.
** When Data doesn't see what's funny about dropping someone into cold water, Crusher simply says he just has to get into the spirit. Data thinks he understands... and pushes her overboard.
*** Somehow, the DudeNotFunny reaction from the rest of the crew just makes it even funnier.
*** Also, Crusher [[ButtMonkey takes Worf ''back'' into the water with her]].
* (After filming Kirk's death scene):
--> '''William Shatner:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Bridge]] [[RussianReversal on the captain!]]
* The razzing Chekhov and Scotty give Kirk after he ceremoniously commands the ship leave spacedock, and ''the entire crew and attending press members applaud''.
-->'''Chekhov:''' Wery good, sir.
-->'''Scotty:''' Brought a tear to me eye.
-->'''Kirk:''' Oh, be quiet.
** Scotty got some good digs overall.
--->"Is there something wrong with your chair, sir?"
* Kirk's declaration of "Dill!" Shatner's delivery turns this one word from a simple statement into pure {{Narm}}.
* During the holodeck scene, Picard remarks [[FanOfThePast how great it must've been to be a sailor way back when]] - no reliance on technology, just sailing by the wind and using the stars to navigate. Riker has a decidedly different view:
-->"Bad food. Brutal discipline. No women."
* After Picard saves Kirk from Soran.
-->'''Kirk:''' I thought you were heading for the launcher?
-->'''Picard:''' I changed my mind. Captain's prerogative.
* The Duras sisters waiting for Geordi to go to Engineering.
-->'''Lursa:''' ''(exasperated)'' He must be the only Starfleet engineer ''who doesn't go to Engineering''!
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