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* Funny/JMSSpiderMan
* Funny/SpiderManLovesMaryJane
* Funny/TheSpectacularSpiderMan
* Funny/SpiderIsland
* Funny/SpiderMen
* Funny/SuperiorSpiderMan
* Funny/UltimateSpiderMan
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* Though this takes place in one of SheHulk's comics, Spidey's [[http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc329/One_Thursday/1248236602426.jpg response]] to why Jameson hates him so much.
** Now doubles as HilariousInHindsight, considering what happened over in the Ultimate 'verse.
** Also, JJJ's use of the classic defense, [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX "I have black friends"]], is actually true, considering his best friend Joe Robertson IS indeed black. This makes it even funnier (along with his lawyer's FacePalm).
* Lady Stilt-Man. Even Spidey can't stop laughing... And the way she is defeated is even ''more'' hilarious. Even before {{Deadpool}} shows up, this is one of the most hilarious issues of Spider-Man in years.
* In Avenging Spider-Man, Spidey and the Avengers are a bit of a ways away from NYC taking care of a giant robot attack, and Peter then finds out that none of his teammates are planning on going back to New York at the moment, leaving him in need of a ride. Then a game of "not it" happens to see who gets saddled with taking him home--and that who turns out to be none other than Red Hulk.
-->'''Spidey:''' Someday I'll learn how to fly the jet.
-->'''Wolverine:''' We've heard that one before.
* 2003's "The Rules of the Game" arc is packed with them. A robot falling in love with [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Reed Richards]], Rocket Racer [[SoftGlass smacking into a window]] in an attempt to make a cool entrance, Peter putting on a disguise and getting beaten up at a BadGuyBar... but the best had to be Scorpion being tricked into into breaking his own leg. "If that was... then whose leg is... {{Oh|Crap}}."
* One issue of ''Spider-Man'' was called "Slyde Into Destiny". It features Spidey's [[UnknownRival unknown archfoe]], an incredibly minor and [[SmallNameBigEgo deluded]] villain calling himself "Slyde".
-->'''Slyde''': That's right, citizens of New Slyde City! You have all been Slyde'd! Slode? Slydomized?
* During Mike Wieringo's ''Spider-Man'' run, just after he super-evolved and just before the ''Civil War''. Aunt May completely owns, humiliates and scares the living bejeebers out of Tony Stark, Reed Richards and Hank Pym. These three have faced down cosmic horrors from beyond time and space and one little old lady turns them into quivering messes.
* Aunt May has frightened J. Jonah Jameson so badly that JJJ has forbidden Peter from ever letting her phone him again. This is a (perfectly normal) man whose reaction to costumed killers tearing his office apart to murder him is one of irritation at how much this is going to cost, and one little old lady had him holding the phone two feet from his ear and cringing. Do '''not''' mess with Aunt May.
* Sure, the [[Comicbook/CivilWar story]] wasn't great, and they got rid of this as fast as they possibly could, but Peter unmasking on live television, leading to Jameson ''falling out his chair in shock'', was hilarious.
* ''Batman / Spider-Man'', after Batman corrects Spidey's reference to ''TheRoadToMorocco'':
-->'''Spider-Man:''' A-ha! I knew we had something in common besides our love of tights! You're into old movies too, huh?
-->'''Batman:''' I ''was'' - when I was young.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' Young? Somehow, I can't picture you ''ever'' being young! You must've been pretty cute, waddling around in your diapers, chasing the Joker across the playground!
-->'''Batman:''' I was '''''never "cute".'''''
* In one occasion the FF had to SpotTheImposter between Spider-Man and the Chameleon. Ben solved it by throwing both of them down of the building, with poor Chameleon being recognized when he started screaming while Spidey just spun a web and flung himself away.
* The two-parter "Hyde and Seek" is full of humorous moments, such as Spidey suspecting that danger's "right around the corner", only to find that Hyde has thrown an entire corner of a building at him. Or Spider-Man showing off a defeated villain to someone saying "Daddy, Daddy! Can I keep him?"
* ''Amazing Spider-Man #699'', as Peter Parker[[spoiler:, trapped in Dr. Octopus' body, attempts to figure out how Ock was able to swap bodies with him, starts to look through Ock's memories... and finds out he and Aunt May did the nasty!]]
-->'''Peter:''' ''[Mentally]'' NO! NOOOOO! ''[Vocally, as [[spoiler:Doc Ock]]]'' ...Ahhhhhh!
* "[[https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vdhhEZwv1qg68t2o1_500.jpg Instincts bad.]]"
* ''Amazing Spider-man #600'', as J. Jonah Jameson was officiating his father's marriage to May Parker and had just asked [[SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace if anyone had any objections]].
-->Anyone? This's your window. Right here. Take your time, I can wait.
-->Junior.
-->*sigh* Very well.
* Whenever Peter’s SpiderSense goes into overdrive, it becomes ridiculously thorough…
-->Truck: ''Huge machine of metal and death!''
-->Stapler: ''Pending impalement!''
-->Elevator: ''Might stall!''
-->Random Slob: ''Ate burritos for lunch!''
-->'''Peter:''' "Shut up spider sense! I can cling to walls; ''I’m not going to fall down the stairs!''"
* All of "The Commuter Cometh" from Amazing #267. Poor Pete just goes through one sort of hilarious mishap after another, from being chased by a guard dog to getting kicked off riding off the top of a bus for not having any fare on him.



!![[Film/SpiderMan The 2002 film]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Peter Parker''': Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander.\\
'''J. Jonah Jameson''': It is ''not''! I resent that! ''[{{beat}}]'' Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.
* The scene where Flash tries attacking Peter after he's gotten his powers. His super-reflexes are represented by BulletTime... which is so slow that he has time to dodge Flash's punch, shoot a confused look up at Flash, then focus his attention back on the fist, all in the time it takes a single punch to be thrown.
* [[HowDoIShotWeb Peter's initial attempts to figure out how his web-shooting works]], including {{Shout Out}}s to other comic heroes.
* Spider-Man silencing J. Jonah Jameson with webbing and telling him (referring to him and Green Goblin) "Hey kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?"
* Peter's original idea for his name.
--> '''Announcer:''' The Human Spider, that's it, that's the best you got?
--> '''Peter:''' Yeah.
--> '''Announcer:''' Oh, that ''sucks''...
* Peter to Bonesaw: "That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"
** [[http://youtu.be/-E0oiKjLzTc?t=1m26s Peter freaking out when he learns he signed up for a cage match]]. "Hey! Unlock the thing! Take the chain off!" "Hey freakshow! You're going nowhere! I got you for three minutes! Three minutes of ''playtime''!"
*** Even before the match, there's a funny moment with Peter when he initially wants to sign up, courtesy of [[TheHelp Octavia Spencer]] herself: "There's no featherweight division here, small fry. Next!"