[[caption-width-right:350:''"[[Music/JamesBrown Get up and drive your funky soul!]]"'']]
* J. Jonah Jameson has high blood pressure and medication to take, while [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAp-HFOAf6w Miss Brant has a charge from his wife to make sure he doesn't lose his temper, a long history of being treated like his dogsbody and an intercom with a loud buzzer.]] Revenge is had.
** The buzzer is so loud that when the desk gets rattled every time, it's hard to tell if it was because of the vibrations or Jameson's startled jumps.
** Not helping things is that Jameson is having to sit through a terrible presentation about how to try to make the ''Bugle'' more hip and attractive to younger readers, which is being delivered by an underling who clearly doesn't have the first clue how to be more hip and attractive to ''anyone''. This doesn't improve his blood pressure.
* While probably unintentional, MJ's line to Peter accusing him of a possible relationship between him and Gwen Stacy. "How come you never mentioned her? She's your lab partner, you saved her life, she thinks you're a genius ''and she had her polished fingernails all over you?''" Just the way she finishes with the "polished fingernails" bit makes it sound like ArsonMurderAndJaywalking, as if Gwen having polished fingernails is part of what's wrong. Then again, MJ ''is'' [[TomboyAndGirlyGirl sort of the tomboy to Gwen's girly girl.]]
** Right before that during the exchange with Gwen, Gwen innocently turns to MJ as she says "it's not every day you get to be kissed by Spider-Man!" MJ, in response, gives a great TheUnSmile and says "Can't imagine."
* The scene where Peter Parker, under the possession of the symbiote, conclusively disproves both that EvilIsCool and EvilIsSexy by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4 strutting down the street]] like someone out of ''Saturday Night Fever'' with a spectacularly daft emo haircut, convinced that he's the hot stuff despite the looks of confusion, bemusement and disgust from almost every woman he crosses paths with.
** A couple of women also look intrigued. One is even [[FemaleGaze staring at his ###]].
** Dr. Connors watching the sample of symbiote biomass bumping Peter's blood cells to the beat of the background music.
** Peter saying "You're lookin' fine, babe" to Gwen as he walks with her into a jazz club.
** And then there's the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX23r272kqg&t=2s dance scene in said jazz club]], where he starts off playing piano (out of nowhere, really) and then says "Double time!", jumps over the piano, walks across the bar (stealing a guy's drink in the process) before doing a ridiculous and impossible slide across the room on a chair. After taking off his jacket (the force of which blows back Gwen's hair... somehow) and throwing it at the stage, he does a stupid little to-and-from slide before saying, in a completely serious voice, "Now dig on this..." before air-thrusting and snapping his fingers to the tune of the music. It's so ridiculously stupid, it's funny.
*** And the cherry on top? ''Creator/WillemDafoe can be seen [[TheCameo in the background.]]'' Yes, ''Norman Osborn witnessed this.''
* During the final battle, Peter and Harry are flying downward on his glider trying to catch a falling Mary Jane. Peter asks if it can go faster, to which Harry responds with "Hang on!". Peter aptly notes "To what!?"
** Also when Harry says "Hey Pete! Am I interrupting!?" when intruding on a Peter/MJ moment.
* While watching the final battle, JJJ gets ''conned'' by a ''kid''. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4b0tuV2Dm0 See it here.]]
* "How's the pie?" "...[[LargeHam SO]] [[EvilTastesGood GOOD.]]"
* Most of Eddie Brock's moments ''before'' he starts to have his SanitySlippage.
* Jameson walks in on Peter trying to flirt with Betty Brant on his desk.
-->'''Jameson''': PARKER! Miss Brant, that's not the position I hired you for!
* When Spider-Man confronts Sandman in the armored truck, he initially thinks he's just dealing with a standard criminal, tossing out a classic Spider-Man style quip in the form of "Maybe you haven't heard but I'm the sheriff around these parts." He realizes differently when he takes a swing and his fist gets stuck in Sandman's chest.
-->'''Spider-Man''': [[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]
** After his first fight with Sandman, Peter cleans some of the sand out of his costume and asks, "Where do all these guys come from?"
* This little exchange:
-->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''You'' [Eddie] want a staff job, and ''you'' [Peter] want a staff job. Doesn't anybody care about what ''I'' want?\\
'''Hoffman:''' [[YesMan I do!]]\\
'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' ''[Casually]'' Shut up. Get out.
!!The video game
* When Venom blackmails Sandman, there's [[https://youtu.be/8crOFZrzkjg?t=1m8s this exchange.]] Venom's delivery is especially priceless.
--> '''Sandman''': What do you want from me, you freak?
--> '''Venom''': ...[[InsultBackfire Freak?]] ''I'm'' the freak. (chuckles) [[NotSoDifferent Have you looked in the mirror lately?]]
** There's also something amusing about ''the symbiote laughing'' along with Eddie.
* "''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm going to die...]]''" *'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngORPZj4wwY KABOOM]]'''*
* From the DVD commentary when Flint Marko's mugshot is revealed to Peter and Aunt May:
-->'''Thomas Haden Church''': It was that guy. He was also in ''Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle''.