* On an alien spacecraft crashing to Earth in 1709:
-->'''Harry:''' See? It's not impossible, it's ridiculous.
* On an alien contact team being led by a psychologist:
-->'''Harry:''' So that's what the little green men are saying these days? "Take me to your therapist"?
* On being extracted from the mission, Beth answers Ted's complaints:
-->'''Beth:''' We're the welcome wagon for the aliens, Ted, and there's no aliens. ''(loud whisper)'' [[spoiler: It was all Made In America]]!
* This exchange:
-->'''Harry:''' You a religious man, Norm?
-->'''Norman:''' Atheist, but I'm flexible.
* The last lines:
-->'''Norman:''' Why you holding my hand?
-->'''Harry:''' No. ''You'' were holding ''my'' hand.