* "There's no stopping what can't be stopped! Only GOD can stop it."
** "But the New York Times said God is dead!"
*** Fortunio's reactions to Boxer and Krista is the thing that really sells it.
* The scene of Boxer's ride-along with Taverner. One part in particular.
** "We're really just looking out for the [[spoiler:niggers.]]"
* "The fourth dimension will collapse upon itself… you stupid bitch."
* "And do you know what we did when we found a hole in the fourth dimension? We launched monkeys into it."
* "IF YOU DON'T LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL KILL MYSELF!" [[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice Cue sniper]]…]]
* The hilariously bad screenplay to The Power from the graphic novel, an inept parody of Film/EndOfDays featuring a cop, Jericho Cane, protecting the infant messiah, who produces no bowel movements and whose farts cause earthquakes. What makes it even funnier is how revelatory and amazing Boxer Santaros seems to think this obvious piece of schlock is, satirizing actors with vanity projects.
* Taverner's completely deadpan delivery of the line: "We're going to take the ATM machine with us to Mexico."
* Jon Lovitz's performance either comes off as this or NightmareFuel.
** After he murders Dion and Dream, foiling [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext the planned fake murder]], the fake blood squibs go off on the two, looking absolutely pathetic in comparison.
** "Do you wanna fuck or watch a movie?"
* "DROP THAT FUCKING SIDEARM!"
* "Quantum teleportation."
* "Scientists are saying the future's going to be ''FAR'' MORE FUTURISTIC than they originally predicted."
* "Get the fuck out of my ice cream truck you Cro-Magnon BITCH."
** "...cock fucker..."
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