* The ''VideoGame/{{Soul|Series}}'' series games generally take themselves seriously, but there are moments. For instance, in ''III''[='s=] character profile, Sophitia and Cassandra have "Weight" filled in as "Unknown (refuses to reveal)" and "Has lost weight recently" respectively.
* Edge Master using a female character's moveset has to be seen to be believed. Especially if it's Sophitia, Xianghua or Ivy (and if you're using Ivy's style, just try using the B+G throw).
** No wait, here's one better: '''Edge Master with Tira's moveset'''. A bearded old guy pulling off ballet moves with a bladed hula hoop, now ''that's'' a riot.
* Yun-seong's "good" ending in ''Soulcalibur III''. He chooses steamed buns over Soul Edge, and they turn out to be bait set up by Mi-na so she can knock him out and bring him home.
* Cassandra's ending in ''Soulcalibur III''. Either the sword is broken forever or poor Cassandra has to fix the sword alone as punishment for breaking it. This despite the fact that [[DudeWheresMyRespect she just destroyed Soul Edge]].
* Amy's ending in ''SCIV''. [[spoiler: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdPH2nAMrk4 RING OUT!]]]]
* In ''Soulcalibur II'', [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] is one of the characters who can do the TitleScream. Of course, being a [[HeroicMime Heroic Mime]], he barely gets past the S before just screaming.
* Is this Troper the only one who just cracked at Astaroth's ''SCIV'' ending? '''"MORE!!!!"'''
* The Lizardman's ending in ''SCIV''. [[spoiler: Apparently your hand can catch on fire if you hold onto your soul for too long.]]
* Dampierre's announcement trailer for ''V''. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIjOqRZnOBU The whole damn thing.]]
* Dampierre's [[GroinAttack moveset has]] a lot of [[AssShove slapstick]].
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZTv_7yxoA Character Creation trailer]] for ''V''.
--> Tago P (Hisaharu Tago): [[spoiler:'''That doesn't look very Japanese!''']]
--> Villager A: [[spoiler:My hair's Japanese!]]
* When you bump into Xiba, Leixia, Natsu, and Maxi as Patroklos in ''SCV''[='s=] story mode. Patroklos needs a favor from the group, Leixia and Xiba in particular. Both agree but Leixia slyly responds that "nothing is for free" in a way that feels like she's flirting with Patroklos. Xiba's thought on the situation? "Hey, he can buy us dinner!"
** And Leixia's automatic "No, you idiot!" had this Troper howling.
* Both of Olcadan's endings in ''III'' are hilarious:
--> Ending 1: Opens his own school of martial arts and beats the ever-loving crap out of a few of his students who try a sneak attack on him.
--> Ending 2: He stops himself right before breaking Soul Edge and [[RefugeInAudacity SELLS IT TO THE GIRLS WHO RUN THE SHOP!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking They apparently didn't pay him very much for it, either.]]
* In ''SCV'', the cast now has Ring Out-specific lines. Ringing out Raphael makes him yell "HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!?" If you do it again, he yells "DO YOU KNOW NOTHING ELSE?!?"
** Other characters have great ring out lines as well, such as Natsu going "AW, HELL!", or a player-created male character with the "veteran knight" voice set yelling "I CAN'T LOSE!" during the first and "IT'S STILL TOO SOON!" during the second time.
** There's also the custom voice that yells "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!"
** Kilik gets "I FORGOT OF SUCH METHODS!"
** Edge Master is quite sporting about the matter: "GOOD STRATEGY!!" "NICE AIM!!"
** Alpha Patroklos, on the other hand... "DAMMIT!" "STUPID!"
** Algol's "HOW CRUDE!" always gets this Troper.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4WqagBvtTU "YOU PLANNED THIS!"]]
** Meanwhile, Patroklos gets an excellent "YOU SCARED OF ME?" if you ring him out twice.
** Yoshimitsu has "YOU CALCULATED THIS?!"
** Elysium: "WHY DO YOU RESIST YOUR SAVIOR?!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDjzsFqlBX0 Ahh, character customization...]]
* ''Soulcalibur III'' has a "Random Custom Character" option for Vs matches. This does ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, creates a custom character for you with totally random parts. Have both players select this and [[RainbowPimpGear prepare to laugh your ass off.]]
* Some of the character designs you can encounter in Quick Battle are pretty funny. One of the ones that stands out is the person you face to earn the ''Drunkard'' title. Everything about him, his name (hige16g), his design (he's a geezer wearing a flannel beanie and glasses, and has a sake gourd hanging from his waist, for starters), and his fighting style (Voldo's) all seem like they were legitimately designed by someone who was drunk off their ass.
* Ivy [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhAx3zkEvE breaking the fourth wall]] and calling players who pre-ordered the game from [=GameStop=].
* This one's meta, but Ezio's backstory in ''SCV'' is that he was "dimension warped" over during a Time Jump portion of ''[[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' (the ''Soul'' series is set over a century after [[spoiler:his own death in 1524]]); the thing is that based on the lore in question (fleshed out in the ''Brotherhood'' novelization) and on the narration of Shaun Hastings (in 2012) mentioning the events (though dismissing them as an Animus glitch), ''this may well be canon in the Assassin's Creed universe''!
** [[WildMassGuessing Soul Edge and Soul Calibur are Pieces of Eden!]]
* Sometimes the opening quotes really don't go together in very hilarious ways...
-->'''Aeon:''' [''unintelligible Lizardman growl'']
-->'''Algol:''' Your words will earn you no mercy.

-->'''FemmeFatale Custom Character:''' Care to dance with me?
-->'''FemmeFatale Custom Character 2:''' Didn't I tell you "no"?

-->'''Pyrrha Ω''': '''[[{{Angrish}} AAAAAAGH!!!]]'''
-->'''Z.W.E.I.''': (''[[LackOfEmpathy indifferent]]'') [[DeadpanSnarker Sorry, I didn't catch all that]].
* Have fun with [[http://8wayrun.com/threads/fail-moments-in-soul-calibur.15261/ these!]]
* Mitsurugi's Time Out quote in ''SCV''.
--> "Damn, I'm getting old..."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ZjL9lWONw Behold!]] One the most amusing glitches in the series!
* Since Kilik became a DittoFighter in ''V'', his perpetually-determined personality potentially turns him into TheComicallySerious, especially when copying [[JokeCharacter Dampierre]]...
-->"[[LimitBreak I have reached...]]"
-->*[[AccidentalPervert looks up Pyrrha's skirt]]*
-->"''...ENLIGHTENMENT!''"
** Same with Elysium; some characters' taunts and other animations are hilariously unfitting to her, like Tira's and Leixia's.