* ''"Good morning!" ... [[spoiler:"You SUCK!"]]''
* "This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to names, [[NoCommunitiesWereHarmed places]] and incidents is [[BlatantLies purely coincidental]]."
* "Snow... where's the snow... [[{{Beat}} *pause*]] WHY THE HELL WOULD WE HAVE ANY SNOW?!"
* "You have such nice breasts. Just the kind I like. Do you mind if I play with them for a bit? May I run my fingers along your body? [[spoiler: óJust as I thought, you don't speak any Helvetian]]."