* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp07172002.shtml Jason: bill collector.]]
* Two words: [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05012002.shtml Redneck. Trees.]]
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10252008.shtml A one strip, um, stripper, is awesome]]
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02132008.shtml Even death cannot take]] Creator/AlanMoore.
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03292011.shtml This page]] is equal parts funny and {{squick}}.
* 3 {{Beat Panel}}s, and then "[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08022011.shtml A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted]]."
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06212006.shtml This one!]] Jason's reaction is priceless!
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05312003.shtml "Meh meh murfle meh." "Meow"]].
* "[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03152005.shtml BRAAAAAINS ... BRAAAAAINS ... PREFERABLY HETEROSEXUAL BRAAAAAINS ...]]"
* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp07092002.shtml Davan runs out of patience]].
--> '''[=PeeJee=]:''' "I didn't know you could foam like a rabid dog on command."
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11182008.shtml The Catgirls are on a killing spree! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!]]
** [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11202008.shtml And soon after that]]:
-->'''Jason''': Davan, is this how you thought we'd die?
-->'''Davan''': Actually Jason, yes. It's pretty much spot on save for the lack of charging zoo animals.
-->'''Jason''': You don't have to remind me. I can't believe '''I'm''' going to be the one to break that family tradition.
* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp12122002.shtml Branwen's first appearance]].
--> '''Davan:''' "Want to come back to my place and have lots of sex?
--> '''Branwen:''' "Okay."
--> '''Aubrey:''' "I meant something you could do here, Davan...with your clothing on!"
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10082006.shtml "No, I don't see how two consentin' adults choosin' to get married is like a farmer marryin' his pig. Are you comparin' my daughter to a pig?" "No! No! Let me find a better analogy, large angry man"]]
* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp12052002.shtml "My Mommy says you're a pagan representation designed to steal glory from Christ and I should tell you you're gonna burn in Hell forever. I want a Barbie."]]
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02032012.shtml "Everyone knows you keep the pointy parts aimed away."]] Poor lil' Choo-Choo Bear.
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02292012.shtml Jason learns an important lesson about cats.]]
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08082011.shtml After Rory finds out that Davan had sex with his mom.]]
* It's from a filler, but what the hell: [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01052011.shtml My life be a nightmare.]]
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01272011.shtml Rawr.]]
* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp09132012.shtml I was the Columbus of girl-on-girl... Magellan on a sea of dongs.]]
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08132007.shtml "Meh!" "MEH!"]]
* [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04072014.shtml Davan's belief that pets are better than kids.]]
* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp08212014.shtml "So who had a fun first day at kindergarten?" "No one. I made sure."]]