* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' has so many funny moments over the course of its long run, but the height of hilarious absurdity has to be the "[[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20030707 Magic Flap]]" arc.
* From "The Slug Files": [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/980320 "Muldy! Watch out for that raccoon!" SWERVE! "Look out! Baby Duck!" SWERVE! "Look out! The only man who knows the truth behind the conspiracy!" WHAM! SPLAT! "Doesn't that just figure."]]
* [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/981012 "The onions are irritating my buttocks."]]
* [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/981209 What a pit full of snakes means.]]
* "My name is Gunman Stan Mckurt...and I shoot evil in the face."
* "Now THIS looks like a job for ''[[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/020408 emergency pants!]]''"
* "You know what the problem is with nudist colonies?" "Shoot." "No quality control."
* "'''[[VomitDiscretionShot RALPH!]]'''" "[[UnsoundEffect Ralph?]]" "Yeah, I was thinking of changing my name from Murdock to Ralph."
* [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/050408 "AaDaiErr I have TWO ships."]]
* "[[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20091016 I'm standing on her lips.]]"
* [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/091125 "What magical wonders do you suppose could be found in there? Because my guess would be "four walls and some potties.""]]
* A mini-civilization of inflatable robots provides an AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of Carl from ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}'' and [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/100203 reinterprets the roles of the balloons...]].
* "[[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20100204 OH MY GOD!]] [[Film/{{Avatar}} STABATARD]] [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom IS FURRY PORN!]]" Gets even funnier when you see the way the sign for "Market Eddie's" gets cut off.
* [[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20100322 "I'm still in 4U-City, I need a wetnap, and I may be in trouble." A giant tiger monster appears. "OK, I'm outside of 4U, in big trouble, and will be needing a larger wetnap than originally thought."]]
* [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20100716 "HOLY @#$%! SAM'S GOT A GIRaL-FRIEND!"]]
* Sam can use his mind-control powers to make women allow him to drink their blood, and lead other women into the same...but he can't make them think he's hot.
* [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/111020 "You're on your own."]]
* From the first [[Franchise/HarryPotter Torg Potter]] parody arc, [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20020915 Sluggy's take on Quidditch]]. In particular how it randomly wanders off into ''Franchise/{{Dune}}'' references as well.
* Again from Torg Potter: the start of the duel against Lord Moldypants. [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/080425 Starts like this]] and devolves the way you can guess.
** Ever heard of HanShotFirst? [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/weekly/20080428 Here's Torg Potter's take]].
** Oh, and what about Lord Moldypants? You can see the birth of the name [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/080423 here]] and [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/080424 here]].
** Following the conventions of mages dueling, they bow, introduce themselves, and describe their wands:
--> '''Lord Moldypants''': "Lord Moldypants wielding a 10" wormwood wand with a rabbit-whisker core!"\\
[[WrittenSoundEffect CHI-CHIKT]]\\
'''Torg''': "Torg wielding a 26" chrome plated .724" back-bored barrel with a buckshot core."
* When Riff realize minion master sister was his universe version of the other riff wife... well he reacted as well as you would have expected. [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/160229]]
* [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20141107 Torg running into an obvious deathtrap and being berated for it by a disembodied voice.]]
-->'''Voice:''' You have no sense of self-preservation do you?\\
'''Torg:''' A ''judgy'' disembodied voice.