* "Bitch is hardcore!"
* Also "Where is the Mr. Pibb?!"
* The argument over whether or not Martian is a generic term for alien, or refers only to aliens actually from Mars.
* Everything that comes out of Jack's mouth.
** "Move it, cocksucker!!"
* "What's with the spitting?!"
* Upon seeing the mutated Grant for the first time: "Looks like something that fell off my dick during the war!"