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* "[[RefugeInAudacity Those guys are retards!]]"
* There's the quite unique way the team wins the final game. The one player on the team who didn't want to be a goon ''does a strip tease on the ice''.
** Better yet, the local high school band in attendance completely spontaneously plays ''that music''.
** Also, the ref's announcement that the game is over. "Alright, that’s it! That’s the game! You lose!"
* Also, in another game, a pregame brawl results in the blooded Chiefs listening to the Star Spangled Banner, and the head ref warning them he won’t take such unruly behavior, only to be stopped by "I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!"