* "That man must be hard to fell in battle, because [[ItMakesSenseInContext what is pain to a man who plays vena with his intestines]]?"
** And from the same conversation: "NASA (says so)? Oh, [[SarcasmMode must be true then]]!"
* LOTUSES!
* "You still have one last chance, because once (Rama) comes here... you know... [[SophisticatedAsHell your ass is grass]]."
* The shadow puppets' discussion of why Sita didn't go back with Hanuman. To paraphrase the end result:
--> '''Short Puppet''': But she also wanted the evil king to be defeated, I think-
--> '''Tall Puppet''': So why didn't she go back [[WhatTheHellHero so the evil king wouldn't have a hostage]]?
--> '''Female Puppet''': But it's almost like she's trying to glorify Rama through this whole process-
--> '''Tall Puppet''': She was a [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation bloodthirsty woman]].
* This:
--> '''Rama:''' Um...h-hey! Sita! How would you like to take, uh, a little trip?
--> '''Sita:''' But we just got here!
--> '''Rama:''' That's good! Get packing.
* The Rama song. If the unrelenting, almost dripping sarcasm from the singers didn't [[WhatTheHellHero red flag you]], the dissing old women and dancing cows pointing out he "set his wife ablaze" definitely will.
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