* "Steve, don't come yet."
* “I’m laying in bed. I’m wearing something…provocative….”
* “Lady, I think you have the wrong number, but I’ll be over in 15 minutes.”
* "Debbie, do you remember how you told me to tell you when you were being plastic? Well, you're being plastic."
* Pretty much any scene with the Music/PearlJam boys in it.
* Debbie's dating video is full of LeFilmArtistique visuals that humorously clash with the intent of the video, but none more so than when she proclaims "...oh, no druggies, please!" while flying above the Seattle cityscape.
* Steve's recollection of TheTalk - since his parents divorced, his mother took him to a doctor to teach Steve about the adult male body. However, the doctor was from Boston and [[HollywoodNewEngland had an incredibly stereotypical accent]]. As such, Steve thinks (and teaches the other boys at his school during recess) that, when a man reaches climax, he releases Spam.