* Using Harry's phone to call the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ADf7z1-ZNc Konami customer service number]].
* Calling 411. After Harry tells the operator that he's calling from Silent Hill, the operator just scaredly says "Silent... Hill?" and then hangs up.
* "It's a ''boat''. It's like a car, but runs on water."
* Upon examining a wastebasket covered in used condoms - "What, no bareback in the great outdoors?"
* Every time Harry stares at sexy posters/mannequins.
** One scene from a Let's Play video (around the time where Harry starts to look for Cheryl in the start) goes like this:
-->'''Harry''': ''(stares at a pin-up)'' "Cheryl?"
-->'''nertom''': "That's not Cheryl."
* This moment from the UFO ending:
--> '''Dr. Kaufmann:''' [[SilentHill2 James?]]
--> '''James:''' Wrong day again?
--> '''Dr. Kaufmann:''' See you tomorrow. James.
--> '''Dr. Kaufmann:''' One of my couples therapy patients. [[MythologyGag Haven't seen his wife in a while]].
* In one therapy session, Kaufmann lets you color a picture of a house, car, husband and wife. [[spoiler: When you resume play with Harry, the house, car and parents get the same color as the picture from the session. So if you color it all pink, the house and car will be pink, and the husband and wife wear pink shirts.]]