* How the two white-clad masked ninjas in the intro sequence (actually Barry and Chuck Norris in disguise) thwart some of the bad ninjas: They lock arms and rotate while kicking over and over. Not really a very effective technique in real life, but in the daydream it works wonders.
* Stone's strange grudge against Chuck Norris.
--> '''Stone''': He doesn't compete anymore, kid. And one of the reasons, one of the MAIN reasons is because I would [[PunctuatedForEmphasis KICK. HIS. ASS.]] Kick his ass!
* When Mr. Lee is introduced, he's waiting for a subway train when a rude man behind him asks Lee to tell the "chink" in front of him to douse the cigar. Lee politely informs the fellow Asian of the no smoking rules, then performs a magic trick to the man to make it look like he made the cigar disappear. After boarding the subway train, the man notices that his jacket is suddenly smoking and hurriedly pulls it off. Lee watches the scenario unfold from the moving train as some emergency personnel and stomp on his smoking jacket.
* The scene where the drunk biker gang crashes Lee's restaurant and sits at Jerry's table. The lead biker has his arm around an extremely uncomfortable Jerry, who pretends to be friendly with him so he doesn't get upset:
--> '''Jerry''': What's your name?\\
'''Hank''': Haaaank. It's short for Hennnnry.\\
'''Jerry''': Oh. I had an uncle named Henry one time.\\
'''Hank''': Yeah? Don't think I knew him.
* The war film daydream has two funny bits:
** When the villain is set to light the damsel in distress on fire, he wags his finger at her and taunts, "Whoa-ho-ho-ho-hohhhh!"
** Chuck Norris and Barry emerge from the water, shooting their guns. Some of the bullets are able to ''shoot the fire out''.[[labelnote:Note]](This is actually TruthInTelevision. Black powder is a deflagrating explosive and actually very stable to concussive force. In order to start it, you would have to raise the temperature to over 800 degrees Fahrenheit in order to ignite it. Hence the need for the torch.)[[/labelnote]]
* The wild west saloon daydream has a couple moments:
** Barry orders milk. Everyone starts laughing, but when Chuck stands up and pulls his coat back to reveal his gun, everyone shuts up real quick.
--> '''Chuck''': Bartender, make my milk too.
** The duel between Barry and the Joe Piscopo outlaw. Barry beats him to the draw, twirls his gun back into his holster, and slaps him. After Joe recovers, Barry beats him to the draw ''again'' ("That was for nothing."), twirls, and slaps. [[RuleOfThree Barry does the same thing one last time]] ("That was for ''something''.").
** And of course, how the daydream ends: The Piscopo cowboy throws a whiskey bottle at him, which is a kickball in real life. Then SmashCut to the gym teacher ''screaming'' at him:
--> '''Horn''': WAKE UP!!!! This is gym class, sonny boy, not nap time. HOW DARE YOU FALL ASLEEP IN MY CLASS?!?! GET UP, BOY!
* The daydream where Barry is being tortured by Horn. Not for the torture, but because Horn is dressed as Colonel Klink from ''Series/HogansHeroes'', accent and all.
--> '''Horn''': ''(after smacking Chuck, who's tied up)'' Filthy schvine.
* In a later scene, Barry insists on joining the gym class instead of sitting out as usual. Horn refuses, since this is after Barry just came home from the hospital after an asthma attack. But Barry adamantly sticks around for push-ups. Horn warns him:
--> '''Horn''': Barry, I swear to God, if you drop dead on me, I'll kill myself and come after you.
* Mr. Lee gives Barry a drink to help with the asthma. It smells and tastes terrible, but Mr. Lee insists it's good for him. After Barry leaves, Ms. Chan asks Lee what it's made of. He shrugs.
--> '''Mr. Lee''': [[HandWave Don't worry, it won't kill him.]]
* In the last daydream, Joe Piscopo hamming it up as a guy putting razor blades in candy. Especially the moment when he conducts his henchmen to the tune of "In the Hall of the Mountain King", and when he spots Chuck and Barry, who have infiltrated his hideout:
--> '''Joe''': Oh look, our hero. [[LargeHam GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM!!!]]
* Barry's team needs four to compete in the karate tournament, but they only have three. After Ms. Chan successfully convinces Chuck Norris to join their team, they return to the check-in guy with the new roster, who is highly skeptical.
--> '''Guy''': This is a joke, right? Oh ''come on'', Chuck Norris? ''THE'' Chuck Norris?\\
''(Chuck pops up behind them from off-camera)''\\
'''Chuck''': You got a problem with that, son?\\
'''Guy''': ''(squeamish and embarrassed)'' No...
* Stone getting his ass handed to him by Chuck Norris in the sparring match. So many highlights:
** Right away, he pulls a cheap move by wanting to shake hands with Chuck but punching him when his guard is down. The crowd has none of it.
** When he ''removes his karate top'' and flexes his muscles.
** The slow mo camera rotation from Stone's point of view when Chuck kicks Stone so hard that he flips multiple times, finally landing face down on the mat.
--> '''Stone''': Ow. That... hurt.
* When Randy fails to break nine bricks, Stone admonishes him in front of the crowd and grumbles, "Man, ''I'' could break it." The crowd chuckles derisively.
* During one of Barry's daydreams, based on Norris' movie ''The Hitman'', Barry pulls out a small rocket launcher from inside his trenchcoat. Norris has a look on his face like, "WTF?" Barry, for his part, has a shit-eating grin on his.