* When Trey and Chase learn where Mitch lives.
--> '''Chase''': (''not very impressed'') This is your house?
--> '''Mitch''': No, this is my [[Franchise/{{Batman}} batcave]]. [[DeadpanSnarker There's a tunnel in the garage that leads to my mansion in Beverly Hills]].
** His reaction to the remodeling job on his home.
--> '''Mitch''': It looks like a gay porn star lives here!
* Mitch has some fun when speaking to the "confessional" camera.
--> '''Mitch''': [[Film/DirtyHarry Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?]] [[Film/LethalWeapon I'm too old for this shit.]] Go on, I dare ya.