* Several when the men come to take the horses:
--> '''Charlie Anderson:''' ''[about one of them]'' Only man I know who started at the bottom and went down in the world.

--> '''Tinkum:''' I haven’t seen you lately, Charlie.
--> '''Charlie Anderson:''' Well, I don’t get around to the jail much.

--> '''Boy:''' What does "confiscate" mean?
--> '''Charlie:''' Steal!
* Boy keeps getting knocked into the water trough during a fist fight.
* Sam’s confusion at a lot of the marital advice Charlie is giving and how Charlie admits he doesn’t understand some of it himself.
* After making a speech about the need to fight the Union soldiers, Lieutenant Johnson points in the three directions that they‘re rapidly approaching from, then gets asked which direction he‘s going. He cheekily points in the fourth direction.
* The church scene at the beginning ([[BookEnds and at the end]]).
* Sam's nervous request to get permission. marry Jennie and how he's so nervous and excited to get that permission that he rides off, whooping gleefully, without remembering to actually propose.
* The over dinner near the beginning.
--> '''Charlie:''' I don't know why we have to have this same discussion every day at dinnertime, but I hope this will be the last of it. Pass the biscuits!
* "When you good people find it within yourselves to ''stop'' doing whatever it is you're doing, we can proceed with the service!"
** "How long, O Lord?"
* The battle between a Union and confederate groups being delayed by a cow wandering across the battlefield. The confederate officer asks if it's a Union Cow, and then if Union cows are tasty before ordering his aide to "Take it prisoner."
* Upon seeing the confederate camp, Carter’s declaration "Wood smoke ain't all you smelled. You smelled country boys!”
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