* The team banter. Pretty much all of it.
* The dick size competition conversation in ''The Morning Star''.
--> '''Mike:''' Well, as long as we know who would win.
--> '''Johnny:''' Yeah. Sandra.
* "Hey, Archer - that's not what they mean by ''stage-diving!''"
* Simon's absolutely ''manic'' [[spoiler:complete disclosure]] to Upstairs, Baker Hart, and Norton Fowles, which culminates in him blithely telling them that [[spoiler:he's been in a sexual relationship with Jeremy Archer for over two years]]. The reaction to this news is dead silence, and then Hart ''cracking up'', because really, what the hell else can you do when [[spoiler:an FBI agent cheerfully admits that he's been having sex with an infamous, internationally wanted career criminal for years]]?
* This bit in ''High Fidelity'':
-->[''after [[spoiler:rescuing Annabelle]]'']
-->'''Dave:''' So, uh, is that her?
-->'''Mike:''' Aw, Stone, don't be stupid. 'Course it ain't her. We just stole some random lady from the nosebleed seats and called it close enough.