!Megaman Classic vs. Megaman X
* RIDING ON CARS! *guitar riff*
* Regarding Mega Man X
--> '''Egoraptor:''' HOLYFUCKTHISGAMESAWESOME! Look at the graphics and the music, oh my god it feels so good! And it's not on the Sega Genesis it's on the Super Nintendo! See, this is a sequel, this is a fuckin' sequel! You thought I was going to talk about bad sequels all the time on Sequelitis? FUCK NO!
--> '''Egoraptor:''' This game makes my dick ''rock hard!''
* Yeah! Yeah, lemons!
* This glorious bit:
--> '''Egoraptor:''' I mean no matter how stupid you are I'm sure you don't appreciate it when you're playing your game and then someone shows up and goes-
--> '''Random Guy:''' HEY! YOU KNOW WHA- YOU REALLY NEED TA DOOOOOOOO IS JUMP OVER THAT OPEN PIT CUZ IT'LL KILL YOU! ........ 'Kay just wanted ya to know!
--> '''Egoraptor:''' Okay thanks......
** Even funnier is if you turn on hints in the Anniversary Collection's version of VideoGame/MegaMan1, Dr. Light will call you at that EXACT point and tell you to jump over the BottomlessPit.
* And then Capcom was like, "Fuck!"
* Preceding his gigantic [[GushingAboutShowsYouLike gush]] about the opening level of MegamanX, we get this gem:
---> Okay, lemme level with you for a sec. Electrical engineering? ''Pretty smart.'' General relativity? Pretty [[ClusterFBomb fuckin']] smart! The intro level to Megama[[SmashCut --]] [[AtomicFBomb FUCKING...]] ''[[LargeHam GENIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS!!]]''
* THEMING. INTRO STAGE. '''FUCK.'''
* The sudden change in tone with this line:
---> "WHY MEGAMAN X IS SO FUCKING GOOD IT MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD!!!"
---> "also I talk about what elements in the original Megaman were enhanced to be more effective."