* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYzAEjXyCMs The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game.]] It all starts with Father Pat accusing Jackie of traveling.
-->'''Pat:''' ''*refereeing*'' Traveling!
-->'''Jackie:''' No, no, no, no! One and a half step!
-->'''Pat:''' C'mon, Jackie, you walked.
-->'''Jackie:''' SUCK MY COCK! [[DisproportionateRetribution I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY]]!
-->'''Pat:''' ''*blows whistle again*'' You're gone, Jackie Moon!
-->'''Jackie:''' What did I say?!
-->'''Pat:''' You said S my C!
-->'''Jackie:''' ''*grabs the ball from Pat and punts it into the stands*''
-->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' ...And one lucky fan will go home with the game ball.
-->'''Jackie:''' That's your head next time.
-->'''Pat:''' You're a big baby, Jackie.
-->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' Jackie Moon and the referee really going at it here.
-->'''Jackie:''' I didn't say anything!
-->'''Pat:''' You said S my C!
-->'''Jackie:''' I barely raised my voice!
-->'''Pat:''' I should call your mother!
-->'''Jackie:''' You'll need a phone to Heaven to do that!
-->'''Pat:''' Maybe your mom didn't go to Heaven.
-->'''''*dismayed murmuring from the announcers*'''''
-->'''Dick Pepperfield:''' And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZfqG3OtUuc SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcqSsQfK68 The poker game.]] Cornelius calls Lou a jive turkey, which Jackie tries to walk back... by insisting that Cornelius called Lou a ''cocksucker'' instead. Things only escalate from there.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHulRDk__ko "I wish you were still a washing machine!"]]
** "Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?"
* Jackie's corn dog promotion, especially considering that he's well aware he doesn't even have corn dogs.
-->'''Jackie:''' Goddamn it, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!
-->'''Pat:''' Corn dogs, Jackie! Corn dogs for all these people!