* CrowningMomentOfFunny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.
-->'''Pat:''' ''(refereeing)'' Foul!
-->'''Jackie:''' What? [[BlatantLies I didn't even touch him]]!
-->'''Pat:''' I know what I saw. Foul!
-->'''Jackie:''' SUCK MY COCK! [[DisproportionateRetribution I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY]]!
-->'''Pat:''' ''(blows whistle again)'' You're out!
-->'''Jackie:''' What? What'd I say?
-->'''Pat:''' You said S my C!
-->'''Jackie:''' What's the big deal? What's the problem?
-->'''Pat:''' Don't make me call your mother.
-->'''Jackie:''' Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.
-->'''Pat:''' Yeah, well maybe your mom didn't go to Heaven.
-->'''''(dead silence)'''''
-->''' Lou Redwood:''' And it appears a line ''has'' been crossed...by ''Father Pat'', of all people.