* Spider-Man's conversation with his Skrull counterpart:
-->'''Skrull Spider-Man''': Well, I ''do'' hate myself, but I don't know if I feel like smacking myself around.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Ugh! Please tell me I'm ''not'' this annoying.
-->'''Skrull Spider-Man''': You are.
-->'''Spider-Man''': (I know.)
* Nova's conversation with the original Super Skrull after the later saved the former from a Skrull ambush.
-->'''Nova:''' You disguised yourself as a Skrull? That's got to be years worth of therapy.
-->'''Kl'rt:''' What is "therapy?"
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