* The reveal in "Treasures of the Tonga Trench", in which the precious glowing "gemstones" the crew discovered turn out to be [[spoiler: the feces of a giant bioluminescent sea creature]]. So funny that its practically the only thing I remember from the show.
* Pretty much any of Krieg's wacky schemes, for that matter.
* This gem from the pilot:
-->'''Krieg:''' What the... these are all family films! I told you to get something ''interesting!'' Look... this is a submarine. Can you say that?
-->'''Krieg:''' Good! This is not a monastery! [sigh] Forget it, I'll pull something from [[PornStash my personal library.]]
* On launching a "magma buoy" into a volcanic vent: "Oh, I think I'll pass. I doubt Raleigh or his ceramic suppository require my presence."