It's no secret that Wrestling/{{Scott Steiner}} is hilarious, even when he's trying to be as intimidating as possible. It would be a nearly impossible task to find all of his comedic moments, but here are a few of them.
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* In a promo concerning his upcoming match at ''Sacrifice'' with Wrestling/KurtAngle and Wrestling/SamoaJoe, Scott Steiner broke down the odds of Joe emerging victorious... and he did it all with ''mathematics.'' Now in the form of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI Typography!]]
** And let's follow that up with a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3_cUxzLBSQ history lesson]]. (Watch Tomko's face at 0:14.)
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YVNP1G0KSA Scott Steiner doing the announcing for iMPACT]]. {{Hilarity Ensues}}.
* Moments after making his debut in [=McMahon=] Land, the members of the [[FanCommunityNickname WWE Universe]] watching at home got to hear [[http://youtu.be/JQ2ouQy6tvw?t=14s his first words for them.]]
** Made even funnier by Wrestling/JerryLawler's completely understated squeak of [[OhCrap "Uh-oh."]]
* His opinions on Wrestling/SamoaJoe can be viewed in [[SarcasmMode this highly intellectual]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs statement]].
** Here you can find a [[SarcasmMode similar thoroughly constructed tirade]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fe92m7nF7s against Team 3D]].
*** And here he unleashes yet another [[SarcasmMode intellectual]] [[RunningGag speech]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfWcMZys48&feature=related against former Team 3D/Dudley Boys member Bubba/Brother/Bully Ray]].
* Not many people can trash talk Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} while talking about how one's junk is apparently the "Big Dipper". [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOoXZe_S3wI The Genetic Freak found a way]].
* "Through all my career, I've wrestled a lot of countries..."
* His promo in the Wrestling/{{TNA}} PPV, "Against All Odds 2007", takes {{Mondegreen}} to extreme levels. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccog02xSIo Jusy try to watch this with a straight face]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y79u984KOfA If his promo in Turning Point 2011 is to be believed, Scott Steiner is a one man Tag Team. Oh, and he fixed a date for Bully Ray.]]
** Also that night: Steiner getting pissed at the audience and flipping them off [[RootingForTheEmpire because they are CHEERING him]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaDzOYdFlU0 Steiner on a pogo stick.]]
* A summary of his more comedic statements. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve3-1zTcQOg also, expect to hear him say "HUH?!" many many times!]]
* Bully Ray and The Genetic Freak himself talk through their plans about Abyss. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPjxbtimX0 Angrish and hilarity can be the only outcome!]]
* Pete Williams and Wrestling/ColtCabana [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7rc5VmLL10 talking about the real life insanity of Scott Steiner.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elCXI5v5L5Y Truly this man is a comedic legend!]]
** Now in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgJPX-7Obwo animated form]]!
* "BIG POPPA PUMP YA HOOK UP, AND THE NEXT, HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, OF THE WORLD!" - during a ''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} WWE Raw]]'' promo in early 2003.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4_qmZPdZcI Scott Steiner vs a Toy Duck... you can't make this shit up!]]
* A 2013 post on Vine by Petey Williams titled "Finally got the Viner-line", consisting solely of Petey finding Scott Steiner, happily saying "Scotty?" to which Steiner replies "YO FUCK YOU PETEY!" Can be viewed on a loop [[https://vine.co/v/huPzhqaVmpF here.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipP-1CrSrUs This epic promo]] from Against All Odds 2011.