[[folder: The Books]]
* The reveal of where Ramona disappeared to during the events of Volume 6: [[spoiler: She just went to her dad's cabin in the country. Like Scott, she spent most of her time moping around and not doing anything. You can just see everyone become so sarcastically done with their drama at that moment.]]
-->'''Wallace:''' Maybe you two WERE meant for each other...
-->'''Stacey (facepalm):''' ...Just call me for the wedding...
* Any time [[StraightGay Wallace]] gets drunk and starts yelling.
* The entire scene in Honest Ed's. It has to be seen to be believed. Also:
-->'''Todd:''' The [[spoiler:De-Veganization ray!]] I can dodge this!
-->But he couldn't.
* "Hey Scotty, check out my ring!"
** [[SurpriseCreepy "Ssscottttt~"]]
* Wallace during The Ramona/Envy fight, driving Envy to distraction in the most hilarious ways.
--> "Get her Ramona! Get her right in her horsey face!"
** And later...
---> '''Envy:''' Stop hiding behind your precious Wallace!\\
'''Ramona:''' What makes you think I'm hiding behind him?\\
''[Wallace is actually standing right in front of Ramona, apparently oblivious to this fact]''\\
'''Wallace:''' Oh, sorry. Am I in the way?
* What happened after Todd punched Ramona a hole in the moon? ''About thirty pages of tidal waves and explosions."
* Wallace relentlessly taunting Crash and the Boys, which starts with this....
-->'''Crash''': I'm Crash, and these are the Boys!\\
'''Wallace''': Is that ''girl'' a boy, too?\\
'''Crash''': Yes!\\
(Trasha flips Wallace off.)
** And ends with this....
-->'''Crash''':This is for the guy who keeps shouting at us from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."\\
'''Wallace''': Cool, a song for me!
* "If I peed on myself would you guys say it was the rain?"
* "Watch out, Scott! I think that might be Gideon!"
** "Watch out! [[CaptainObvious It's that one guy!]]"
*** [[SarcasmMode "Okay, thank you, Wallace!"]]
* Joseph's introduction:
-->'''Holly''': So how hot is the bass player, Joseph?\\
'''Joseph''': [-He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to.-]
* Gideon Gordon Graves. Profession: Asshole
** Not to mention the running gags of: Gideon Graves, what a dick.
*** Gideon stole the PowerOfLove! What a dick!
*** [[spoiler:After Gideon stabs Ramona]]: What a dick.
* [[spoiler:Gideon's reactions to A) the fact Ramona left Scott and B) That she named her cat after him ("It was my way of working things out), especially B due to how generally aware he is of everthing.]]
** Scott's accusation of [[spoiler:Gideon]] being the cat is funny because with everything that's happened in the series, it's very plausible.
* This:
-->'''Scott:''' [[LameComeback Well, at least I... something... you... insult...]]\\
'''Ramona:''' That's not a good comeback, Scott.\\
'''Stephen:''' Actually, that's pretty good for Scott.
* How Scott figures out that the fourth evil ex is female? A chick hatches in his brain!
** Which he follows up by shouting at Ramona, "[[GirlOnGirlIsHot YOU HAD A SEXY PHASE!?]]"
* Scott calling Young Neil just "Neil" prompts a caption: "The greatest day of his life."
* Scott and [[spoiler:Gideon's]] memory cam in volume 6.
-->''(We see chibi versions of characters running through a field)''
-->'''Knives:''' scotty ur so hot & sexxy
-->'''Scott:''' o hey thanx
-->'''Envy:''' omigod ur like, such a stud
-->'''Scott:''' yeah totes
-->''(Then with [[spoiler:Gideon]])''
-->'''Ramona:''' babby u lite my fire
-->'''[[spoiler:Gideon:]]''' r u obsessed or what lol
* From Volume 4:
--> '''Wallace:''' Man, you know, I'm really glad everything worked out for you.\\
'''Scott:''' Me too.\\
'''Wallace:''' ...Because I signed a lease on a place with Mobile like a week and a half ago and you would have been ''seriously'' screwed if you wanted to stay!\\
'''Scott:''' [[FridgeHorror You bastard.]]\\
'''Wallace:''' Yeah, so, give me a call sometime, buddy!
* Scott Pilgrim: Sketchy-ass 24-year-old.
-->'''Scott''': ''(to Knives)'' Do you want to have '''sex?''' I think we should have '''sex.''' '''CASUAL SEX.'''
** And the ensuing make-out session after she rejects him:
-->'''IT WAS HORRIBLE. FOR EVERYONE.''' [-'''[[FanDisservice AND THAT INCLUDES YOU.]]'''-]
*** And the brillant part is, that's exactly correct. Which just makes it funnier.
* Scott's whole backstory on his last job.
* Scott Pilgrim: The greatest Prep Chef in Toronto... accidentally botching an order.
--> '''Stephen Stills:''' ... Whatever. They ordered dinner at 10:55, they're getting a salad.
** Followed shortly by the this exchange:
---> '''Scott:''' ''[[spoiler:(To Stephen Stills)]]'' So [[spoiler:Julie turned you gay?]]\\
'''Joseph:''' [-Seriously, get better [friends].-]
* Volume 1 has this little gem:
--> '''Scott:''' Hey, Amazon.ca, that's the online bookstore or whatever, right?\\
'''Wallace:''' Yep.\\
'''Scott:''' What's the website for that?\\
'''Wallace:''' ...Amazon.ca.\\
'''Scott:''' Cool! Thanks!
* Volume 3 has Scott and Todd entering into a stare down while everyone else talks about stuff. Then, ''for no reason'', Scott flips his shit all over Todd.
--> '''Scott:''' THAT IS ''IT''! YOU COCKY ''[[ShapedLikeItself COCK!]]'' '''YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!'''
* Stephen begging Hollie's gay roommate Joseph to make an album for Sex Bob-omb in volume 4.
-->'''Stephen:''' ''Joseph!!!'' Can you record our album? Sex Bob-omb needs to record an album! We need to take it to the next level! [[MediumAwareness You saw us play in volume 3, right?]] ''We aren't all that sucky, right???''\\
'''Joseph:''' [-...Okay, I'll do it. But only because I find you attractive.-]\\
'''Stephen:''' ''{{I can live with that}}!!!''
** [[HilariousInHindsight Even funnier when you realize]] that [[spoiler:yes, he most certainly did.]]
* [[GroinAttack "LET'S BOTH BE GIRLS!"]]
* Scott levels up [[spoiler:towards the end of the fight with Gideon]] - "Balls +2"
* When Stephen Stills asks what's so terrifying about Honest Ed's, Julie answers,
-->'''Julie''': ...You know how when a baby is first born it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?
** Hell, that entire sequence counts. Just their agonised reactions from just being in there is hilarious, especially with Todd almost killing Scott with a "rifle made from household items".
** And to top it off:
-->And then Honest Ed's imploded.
* This awesome bit from Volume 3.
-->'''Kim''': "Actually, boys, I'm busy. I've got a hot date tonight."\\
'''Scott''': "A hot date with a collage you're doing?"\\
'''Stephen Stills''': "A hot date with a 2000-piece puzzle depicting the ''Bluenose II''?"\\
'''Kim''': "Okay, did it ever occur to you that I might actually have a date?"\\
'''Hilariously awkward pause'''\\
'''Scott''': "Kim, you're a hell of a catch."\\
'''Stephen Stills''': "You're [[Series/TwinPeaks a damn fine woman, Kim. Damn fine]]."\\
'''Kim''': "Whatever, let's just play the setlist again, assholes..."
* Scott, while a drunken Kim professes her love for equally drunk Ramona: "[[GirlOnGirlIsHot Make out!]]"
* And there's this ShoutOut:
-->'''Knives:''' But look at your face! I totally grazed you!\\
'''Ramona:''' [[VideoGame/MonkeyIsland How appropriate. You fight like a cow.]]
* This funny bit from Volume 3:
-->'''Wallace Wells''': Ramona, I love you. I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!!
* "'''Guess who's drunk!'''"
--> '''Scott:''' I guess Wallace.
--> '''Wallace:''' You guess right.
* "Those are Mr. Silly's shoes."
* The end of Volume 4 features a parody of a page showing American readers how to read manga, and advises readers to not let "TheMan" tell them how to read the comic.
** After Gideon draws the sword:[[DistractedByTheSexy Envy's dress fell off, revealing a sexier dress! Charm Increased!]]
* Knives pulling a DynamicEntry against Envy, only to crash into a wall afterwards due to her momentum.
* '''Stephen Stills (22 years old)''' wants a damn buritto, damn it.
* Scott saves Ramona and Knives from being [[DropTheHammer flattened]] by Envy by poking the back of Envy's leg, causing Envy to fall over into a ball with a look of ''absolute bliss'' on her face.
-->'''Scott:''' So yeah, like I was saying last night, her weak point's on the back of her knees.
-->'''Ramona:''' What? How does that work?
-->'''Scott:''' Um... Well, whenever we were making out, I would-
-->'''Ramona:''' [[TooMuchInformation Okay, stop right there.]]
* "WE ARE '''''SEX BOB-OMB!!!''''' '''We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!'''
-->'''Stephen Stills''' man in black
-->'''Kim Pine''' gothic lolita
-->'''Scott Pilgrim''' guy in a suit purchased at value village
-->'''Ramona & Knives:''' "What the hell are they wearing?"
* Gideon's dramatic entrance:
-->'''Gideon''': Scott Pilgrim. Can I just be the first to say... "Nice shirt."?
-->'''Scott''': (''looks at his shirt'') What? (''back to Gideon'') Shut up! You're like the third person to say that! (''After Tamara and Stacey'')
* "Last Song Kills Audience".
* It's a minor background gag, but the way [[spoiler:Gideon's exes]] react to [[spoiler:having been cryogenically frozen for years]] with mild annoyance at best:
-->'''Irene:''' (''talking on cellphone by the bar'') I've [[spoiler:been in a ''tube'' since 2003]], mom, okay?
* The 1-Up. The way the characters react to it is comedy gold.
* Ramona constantly changes her hair color every few weeks. During a fight, Scott demands to know if her current hair color is her natural one or not. Ramona thinks about it for a moment, and decides it might be. A helpful footnote reminds the readers [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall that this is a black and white comic.]]
** The colored version has this: "This was funnier in black and white."
* This exchange from book 3:
* When Lucas and Lynette kiss in chapter 16, the following text prompt appears in the next panel:
* In volume 3, we got the glorious juxtaposition of Scott violently chugging down his alcohol while Ramona casually sipped, watching from afar.
* Out of all the things that the crowd shouted during Ramona and Envy's fight, there's one in particular that's noteworthy...
-->"We love you, Envy!"\\
"More high kicks!"\\
"Get her, Envy!"\\
"Pull her hair and stuff!"\\
''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers "MAKE]] [[ShipperOnDeck OUT!!"]]''
* In Volume 5, Sex Bob-omb tries playing together from Kim's bedroom. We don't even get to see what happened -- all we get is a text prompt that reads "TWO AND A HALF SUCKY-ASS MINUTES LATER".
* After Ramona bluntly tells Scott that she doesn't really like Sex Bob-omb in Volume 5, Scott texts Wallace asking what to do. Wallace's response?
-->"I hate your band too, guy. Hey, we should have dinner sometime. And/or breakfast ;)"

[[folder: The Movie]]

* Scott realizing he sounds like a DirtyOldMan trying to fulfill some kind of sick {{fetish}} as he awkwardly tells Stacy about the [[{{Jailbait}} 17-year-old]] [[RaceFetish Chinese]] [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule all-girls-school student ("With the uniform and everything.")]] that he's dating. He sounds as if he already knows and has been trying to ignore it.
* Wallace talking to Scott about "the L word."
-->'''Scott''': "Lesbian?"
-->'''Wallace''': The ''other'' L word.
-->'''Scott''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Lesbian]]''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint s]]''?
* The completely random out-of-reach light switch on the wall when Scott tries to talk to Ramona for the first time. [[ThrowItIn That wasn't put in by the set designers. It was just there]].
* Scott's [[NoSocialSkills miserable failure]] at an ice-breaker with Ramona.
--> '''Scott''': Hey, you know Pac-Man?
--> '''Ramona''': ''(without even looking at him)'': [[DeadpanSnarker I know of him]].
--> '''Scott''': Well, Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku-Paku" means "flap your mouth," and they were afraid people would change... [[VerbalBackspace scratch out]] the "P" and turn it into an "F," like... ''([[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic trails off, chuckles awkwardly]])''
--> '''Ramona''': ''(unamused)'' Yeah, [[SarcasmMode that's amazing]].
--> '''Scott''': Um... am I dreaming?
--> ''(Ramona's look of boredom subtly turns into one of TranquilFury)''
--> '''Scott''' (sheepishly): I'll leave you alone forever now.
--> '''Ramona''': Thanks.
** The tone of her voice when she says "Thanks" clearly sounds like what she really wants to say is "Yeah, you'd better."
* Scott suggesting that the band hold some secret shows, to which Kim replied, exasperated, "''All'' our shows are secret shows."
* A hilarious case of {{foreshadowing}}: Todd Ingram is seen wearing a [[Comicbook/ThePunisher Punisher]] t-shirt during a Clash at Demonhead performance. After Scott outwits Todd into his third vegan violation, the latter is punished by the vegan police. Todd's telekinetic power is removed by none other than [[Film/ThePunisher2004 The Punisher]] himself, Thomas Jane!
--> "It's milk and eggs, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"
* The [[spoiler:[[OneSceneWonder vegan police]]]].
** "Chicken isn't vegan?"
** '''YEAH!''' Slow-motion jumping high-five!
** '''[[WrittenSoundEffect GLARE!]]'''
* Wallace is able to call Stacey about developments in Scott's love life at any time, [[spoiler:even while unconscious!]]
-->'''Scott''': ...How does he ''do'' that?
** Basically anything [[EnsembleDarkhorse Wallace]] does. In particular: the increasing number of bedmates, the frequent [[ContinuityNod lack of pants]], and appearing out of nowhere with Lucas Lee's skateboard.
--->'''Wallace''': ''(kicking the door open)'' [[IncomingHam GUESS WHO'S DRUNK~!]]
--->'''Scott''': ...I guess: Wallace.
--->'''Wallace''': You guessed right!
*** In fact, the key-toss moment is even funnier in the bloopers, because right after Scott messes up the line, Wallace replies with "Dude, you took a blow to the head for nothing!"
*** One in particular is what he says to Ramona when she is [[spoiler:fighting Roxy]].
---->'''Wallace''': Kick her in the balls!
** Wallace's reaction in that scene in general is hilarious. Everyone, especially Scott, is confused and freaked out by the two girls engaging in video game-esque fighting. Wallace, meanwhile, [[PassThePopcorn is calm as you please and having a drink while watching the whole thing.]]
* Apparently, it took Michael Cera 33 shots to get the package Scott orders just to see Ramona into the trash. This is confirmed in the blooper reel, and is pretty damn entertaining to watch.
** During one of those bad throws, Mary Elizabeth Winstead drops the pen she's holding. Michael Cera comments "Imagine if that went in and you dropped the pen."
* When everyone starts meeting each other in the Rockit, after Knives kisses Scott and Ramona's right there, everyone starts giving each other dramatic glances, complete with dramatic zooms. Knives gives one to Ramona; Stacey gives one to Scott... and Wallace gives one to his newest crush, Jimmy.
** [[spoiler:And the latter cut to the two of them making out. While an arrow-shot heart is drawn around them.]]
---> '''Stacey''': ''Wallace!'' '''[[OhNoNotAgain Again?!]]'''
* Speaking of The Rockit... [[spoiler:"Fun Fact: This Place is a Toilet"]]
* After defeating Gideon, Scott is faced down by a dark version of himself, Nega Scott. We cut to Knives and Ramona waiting outside the club as the door opens.... [[spoiler:and Scott and Nega Scott both walk out, laughing like old friends.]]
** [[spoiler:"Ah, we just shot the shit. He's just a really nice guy. We're meeting for brunch next week. We actually have a lot in common."]]
* Scott ''jumping through a glass window, then reaching back in for his coat, then running off'' in order to escape from Knives when she showed up at his door and asked Wallace if Scott was home. All of which in '''''full view''''' of the door she's standing at, while Wallace is the picture of calm in telling her he's not around.
** There is always something funny about jumping through a window for non action movie related purposes.
** Not only that, but when the camera shifts to Knives asking "Really?" when she's told that Scott just left, you can see him running away behind her. And she's totally oblivious to this all.
** If you watch the scene closely, Wallace shifts around in the doorway ''exactly'' enough to (conceivably) shield Scott's actions from Knives actually being able to see him in the background. This without looking behind him or ''even acknowledging'' that anything unusual is happening.
*** What really makes the joke is Wallace's utterly deadpan delivery and use of ExactWords to give a MetaphoricallyTrue answer:
--->'''Knives:''' Is Scott here?
--->'''Wallace:''' Uh, you know what? ''(Scott crashes through the window behind him)'' [[ExactWords He just left.]] ''(Scott reaches back in to get his jacket)''
* Inspiring pump-up music is playing as we see Scott prepare to go after Gideon, with fast smash-cuts to him standing up, fixing his wrist bands, making fists... and the music suddenly stops as he takes a minute to fully tie his shoes. The theater exploded with laughter.
* When Ramona asks Scott how he knows Knives, Scott's brain is shown as being unable to choose between answering "I Gotta Pee" and "Who, Her?" He ends up blurting out [[spoiler:[[{{Metaphorgotten}} "I gotta pee on her."]]]]
** On that note, the FreezeFrameBonus on the wheel of responses: They include: "She's nobody", "She's forty!", "Idiot!", "No speaka English", "When's dinner?", "Uh...", "[[CallBack Tell Pac Man story]]", "No, you are", "Pass out", and "It was nothing".
* [+++K.O.!!!+++] (both times)
* Knives's literal ":O" face.
* Knives' [[LesYay fangirlism over Envy]], reaching its peak with her happily exclaiming "I've kissed lips that kissed yours!"
** Knives' fangirlism over Sex Bob-omb in general is hysterical (mainly because she's the ''only'' fan).
* The shout-out to [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales Launchpad McQuack]].
* "We are Sex Bob-omb and we are here to make money and sell out and stuff," delivered in [[DeadpanSnarker perfect deadpan]] from Kim at the Chaos Theatre, while [[StealthInsult rubbing the corner of her nose with]] [[FlippingTheBird her middle finger]].
** Followed up with [[spoiler:Kim shouting "WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB, AND WE'RE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!" when Scott tries again after using his extra life]].
* A subtle one: The hole in the moon, complete with an 8-bit explosion sound effect.
** The real humor in the hole in the moon is the freeze frame bonus, during the panel in which it explodes, it looks exactly like the [[Franchise/StarWars Death Star]] while it's firing. Made funnier by the fact that it comes from a Darth Vader expy.
* After Gideon's been defeated, he starts ranting about forming the league and acting as if it was some great task, before saying "Do you know how long it took me to get the contact information of all the other exes? ''Do you?!'' [[spoiler:Like TWO HOURS!]]"
** [[spoiler:'''TWO. HOURS!''']]
*** [[BrickJoke Then he coughs up his gum]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7PHXCLjel8 Roxy]] is generally one of the funniest parts of the movie, spewing lines such as this:
-->'''Roxy''': Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!
** It's even funnier if you happen to be a fan of Avatar the [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Last Airbender]]. Hearing sweet Katara say all of those things is just HYSTERICAL.
*** Or, alternatively, for fans of ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', seeing an actress whose character was (in-universe) noted primarily for being bland overacting so ludicrously.
*** It keeps going: [[Franchise/DisneyFairies Tinkerbell]].
*** For that matter, [[Film/IndependenceDay the President's daughter]] growing up to be a Lesbian half-Ninja.
* When Scott is trying to "get to second and a half base" with Ramona and makes her dinner.
--->'''Ramona''': This garlic bread is really good.
--->'''Scott''': Garlic bread is my favorite food, I could literately eat it for like, every meal. Or you know, eat it all the time without ever stopping. *laughs*
--->'''Ramona''': Then you'd get fat.
--->'''Scott''': Now why would I get fat?
--->'''Ramona''': Bread makes you fat.
--->'''Scott''': (''with a mouth full of garlic bread'') Bread makes you fat?!
** '''30 MINUTES LATER'''
* Scott showing a [[TerribleArtist "sketch"]] of Ramona.
--> '''Scott''': Do you know a girl with a hair like this? (''Holds up a piece of paper with the most pathetic-looking scribble.'')
--> '''Comeau''': (''with complete, absolute confidence'') Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.
* Referring to Wallace, after he told Scott's sister Stacey that he was dating a 17 year old:
-->'''Scott''': That gossipy bitch.
-->'''Wallace''': You know me.
** Even better is Wallace telling Stacey that Scott's thinking about dating two girls at the same time. [[spoiler:Wallace is unconscious when he does this]].
* "You made me swallow my gum. It's going to be in my digestive tract [[LargeHam FOR SEVEN YEARS!!!!!!]]"
* Scott to Julie at the Second Cup: [[MediumAwareness "How are you doing that with your mouth?"]]
** "Never ['''censor'''] mind how I'm doing it!"
* Scott and Gideon's dialogue about why Scott wants to fight for Ramona [[spoiler:on his first attempt]].
--> '''Gideon:''' You want to fight ''me''... For ''her''?
-->'''Scott:''' (''defiantly'') Was that not clear?!
-->''Scott turns to look at Sex Bob-Omb''
-->'''Scott:''' (''inquisitively'') ...Was that not clear?
-->'''Stephen Stills & Young Neil:''' I dunno.
* Anyone to Scott: "Your hair's getting long/shaggy/etc." Cut to Scott suddenly wearing his dorky hat without having moved from the previous shot.
* "You once were a ve-gone, but now, you will BE GONE!" "...ve-gone?"
* [[BrickJoke "I'm in lesbians with you." "...What?"]]
** And then, after [[spoiler:Ramona goes with Gideon]]:
---> [[LateToThePunchline ...I said "lesbians".]]
* "Your hair looks stupid."
** Before that, first time around:
---> '''Doorman''': What's the password?
---> '''Scott''': Whatever!
---> '''Doorman''': (''{{beat}}'') 'Kay.
* Scott goes to the second door:
--> '''Second Doorman''': What's the ''second'' password?
--> '''Scott''': Ugh!
** They let him in.
* Sex Bob-Omb is at the bar after their lackluster opening to Clash at Demonhead's concert:
---> '''Stephen Stills:''' (''to Ramona'') Be honest. Do we suck?
--->'''Ramona:''' I dunno. Do you? I'll be right back.
--->''Ramona leaves for the restroom. Sex Bob-Omb watches her leave.''
--->'''Stephen Stills:''' (''deadly serious'') She has to go...''she knows we suck.''
* Neil singing along quietly to Garbage Truck (and getting the lyrics wrong).
* Lucas Lee looking at a text message he got and saying "That's actually hilarious!" to himself.
* Matthew Patel's [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment completely out of nowhere]] UsefulNotes/{{Bollywood}} VillainSong.
** And Stacey's [[FlatWhat perfectly acceptable reaction to it.]]
** Really [[FashionVictimVillain Matthew]] [[LargeHam Patel]] [[VillainSong in]] [[HamAndCheese general]].
* The deleted scene in which Matthew Patel introduces himself ''twice'' with the exact same rehearsed precision, movements, and speech pattern.
* Censoring the film to make the language more "tv-safe" replaces many of the cursing into humorously random euphemisms including Oscar the Grouch, peaches, and owls.
* When Scott gets Matthew Patel's e-mail about their upcoming fight, the movie plays it up for as much drama as possible, with Scott going "this is... this is... this is...!" and the soundtrack dramatically booms as it displays the words "fight" "to" "the" "death"... and then the drama abruptly drains away as Scott continues "this is boooooooring. Dele-eeete."
-->'''Patel:''' Didn't you get my e-mail explaining the situation?
-->'''Scott:''' ...I skimmed it.
* Stephen wetting himself when Gideon wants to sign for their band, and then it points it out on-screen.
* Envy telling Julie to "Shut the [bleep] up".
* Todd punches Knives so hard that it ''knocks the highlights out of her hair''.
** Young Neil is ''devastated!''
** "You punched the highlights out of her hair... ''He punched the highlights out of her hair!"''
*** Supposedly Johnny Simms got the role of Young Neil based on his ability to deliver that line more straight-faced than anyone else in the audition.
* As Sex Bob-Omb heads to the party in the opening scenes:
--->'''Scott''': Oh man, this is gonna suck!
--->'''Kim''': [[DeadpanSnarker At least it'll give us something to complain about.]]
--->'''Scott''': Oh man (''wipe to party without breaking Scott's sentence''), this suuuuucks!
--->'''Young Neil''': Suuuuucks!
--->'''Scott''': I'm gonna go pee due to boredom. (''leaves'')
--->'''Young Neil''': (''{{beat}}'') I have to pee.
* Stephen freaking out never gets old. Ever.
** What makes that scene are the subtitles that appear concurrent with Stephen shouting and freaking out.
* The captions while they hang out with Todd and Envy.
--->'''Envy:''' You're incorrigible.
--->'''Todd:''' I don't even know the meaning of the word.
--->'''Caption:''' [[NotHyperbole HE REALLY DOESN'T.]]
* Brandon Routh's pitch perfect delivery of Todd's DontExplainTheJoke moment, especially:
-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you, ''capisce?''
-->'''Todd:''' Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
-->'''Scott:''' [[FlatWhat Wut?]]
-->'''Todd:''' Because you'll be dust by Monday?
-->'''Scott:''' Uh...
-->'''Todd:''' [[OverlyLongGag Becuase you'll be pulverized in 2 seconds.]] And the cleaning lady...she cleans up dust. [[RedundancyDepartmentOfRedundancy She dusts.]] ''(makes dusting motions'')
-->'''Scott:''' So um, what's on Monday?
-->'''Todd''' Well, it's Friday now, and she has the weekends off, so... Monday, right?
* Kim's apparent rivalry with Crash and the Boys' drummer who is a little girl.
* "You will no longer be referred to as Young Neil. Now you will be known as ''Neil''."
* Scott going from reading his e-mail to sitting in front of his door waiting for the package he ordered (to be delivered by Ramona) to arrive.
* Scott assuring Ramona that his break-up with Knives was clean.
-->'''Scott''': She's mature for her age. We're peaches and gravy.
-->'''Knives''': (''echoing'') [[LittleNo Noooo...]]
* Scott seems to enjoy being with Knives, but you get a look into his mind (a desertscape) and he's lamenting "So alone..."
** Ramona's reaction when she breezes through the desert scape: "[[YouAreNotAlone You're not alone.]] You're just having some idiotic dream."
* Wallace's snarking with Crash and the Boys.
-->'''Crash''': Hello, my name's Crash, and these are the boys.
-->'''Wallace''': Is that girl a boy too?
-->'''Crash''': Yes.
--> ''The drummer flips him off.''
-->'''Kim''': They have a girl drummer?!
-->'''Crash:''' This is called "I'm So Sad, I'm So Very Very Sad". (''plays one note'') (lyrics: "so sad") Thank you.
--> '''Wallace''': It's not a race, guys!
--> '''Crash''': Okay, this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'
--> '''Wallace''': ''Sweet!'' Love this one.
* "The weak point is the back of her knees. [[TooMuchInformation Whenever we were making out I would just]] - "
** The little meter in Scott's head which goes from "'''NO CLUE'''" to "'''GETS IT'''" as he puts together [[BiTheWay why Roxie wants to fight with him]].
* When Stephen Stills realizes that they lost their contract and starts scooping up the change dropped by Gideon's death. Made even funnier when Neil looks like he's going to do the same thing, but really just takes Gideon's gum.
* "What a perfect asshole."
* The beginning of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AirZDtIMTM "Threshold"]] has Scott [[SpokenWordInMusic saying]] "[[CaptainObvious This is the beginning of the song]]."
* When Scott receives Matthew Patel's e-mail:
--> '''Computer voice:''' You have mail.
--> '''Scott:''' Dude, this thing claims I have mail!
--> '''Wallace:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's amazing what we can do with computers these days]].
** "This (a duel) is (to the) so (DEATH) boring!"
* "Lady-dudes!"
* Knives confronting Ramona at the Rockit. Wearing leather clothes, half her hair dyed blue... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and wearing a school backpack]].
-->'''Ramona''': (seriously nonplussed) What the hell.
* Lucas Lee walking triumphantly out of his trailer in slow-motion...TO THE TUNE OF THE UNIVERSAL PICTURES INTRO THEME.
** He even cracks his neck in time to the music.
** To explain further: When the ''actual'' Universal Pictures vanity plate was shown, the fanfare was done in 8-bit {{Chiptune}} style. Lucas Lee enters to the ''actual'' symphonic version.
* Knives' entire FreakOut [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqd1osK1I6c scene.]]
--> '''Knives:''' He only likes her because she's old! SHE'S PROBABLY, LIKE, ''*dramatically flops on bed*'' '''''TWENTY-FIIIVVEEEE!'''''
** Even better is Tamara's stoic reaction throughout the entire scene.
* Scott getting distracted thinking about Ramona during practice.
-->'''Kim''': "Is your girlfriend distracting you?"
-->'''Scott''': "Girlfriend?" (looks at Knives)
-->'''Knives''': "''i'll be quieter''."
* When Lucas Lee does his [[spoiler:deadly]] rail trick, the scene cuts to Scott casually saying "Wow" as it cuts back to Lucas, who is gradually getting faster and faster (as is the music). One time, it even cuts Scott off because Lucas is going that fast.
* Gideon's "FamousLastWords" after Scott [[spoiler: kicks Gideon's ass the second time around]].
--> '''Scott:''' How's it goin back there?\\
'''Gideon:''' (Weakly) You.....dick.
* Aubrey Plaza's portrayal of Julie. Her scene with Scott in at the cafe has her ''somehow'' [[CensoredForComedy censoring herself]] while trying to cut Scott down to size. And when he [[{{Lampshading}} notices...]]
--> '''Scott''': How are you doing that?
--> '''Julie''': Never mind how I'm '''ToneDial'''ing doing it!
* The movie's ''very first line'':
-->'''Narrator''': Not so long ago, in the mysterious land of... [[BaitAndSwitch Toronto, Canada...]]


[[folder: The Game]]

* The bass battle with Todd [[spoiler:doesn't happen. [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim You just hit him with the guitar instead.]]]]
* Any time you pick up another player [[GrievousHarmWithABody and use them as a weapon]].
* From Nega Scott's Ending...
-->[[spoiler:"Everything was ruined. It was so great!"]]
** Also, after [[spoiler:destroying the world and enslaving all the other characters, NS decides to...go home and take a nap. After all, it's been a long day.]]
* From Knives' Ending...
-->[[spoiler:"Knives jumped into Scott's arms and kissed him! Suddenly, confetti fell from the sky... It was their wedding day! Knives looked lovely in her gown. All of Scott's friends were there to see... [[BlueWithShock Scott was very confused.]]]]