!! ''Scary Movie''
* "WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!" That is all.
* The epilogue with Doofy and the vacuum cleaner.
* When Cindy and Bobby are talking in the cafeteria, you may think that Cindy is talking about her mother's death and that she won't came back, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieLuRiaIxYU but...]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UOEmxzXRY Brenda's Karmic Death]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Reporter:''' What would your last words to her be ?
-->'''Shorty:''' RUN BITCH RUN!!!!
* "There she is, doggy style anytime!"
* "''Reporting live on Black Tv; WHITE FOLKS ARE DEAD AND WE GETTING THE FUCK OUT!!!"
* Cindy tries to be nice with a homeless, but instead she get this.
---> '''Homeless Man''': You got a dollar?
---> '''Buffy''': Get away from me, you bum.
---> '''Cindy''': Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
---> '''Homeless Man''': I said a dollar, bitch. *Hits her with the sandwich*
* The teacher pushed the annoying school-loving nerd girl and tells her to "[[BigShutUp Shut the fuck up!]]"

!! ''Scary Movie 2''
* Cindy starts singing so badly that the radio itself tells her to "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDopm0y_BsM shut the fuck up]]."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLvU_6PCvao "My germs." "My germs!" "My germs!!"]]
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9orD-iW120 Marijuana scene]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FjuGf-1Jng Ray rapes a monster clown.]]
* Brenda's boyfriend asks her to talk dirty. Her response?
-->'''Brenda:''' I'ma piss on your face, and I'ma fart in your mouth, and I'ma shit all over these walls! ''*beat*'' Too dirty?
* The parrot. That is all.
* The scene parodying ''Film/WhatLiesBeneath''.
-->'''Cindy:''' I think she suspects something.\\
'''Professor Oldman:''' Who?\\
'''Ray Wilkins:''' ''(in drag)'' Your wife.
* "''B-Juice in the House! This is your brain on drugs.''"

!! ''Scary Movie 3''
* Brenda and [[Music/QueenLatifah The Oracle]] faces two characters from ''TheRing'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7zoX9MGMbk&feature=related Samara]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDwTh5fJXis her mother]], respectively. The utter rediculousness of the bitch fight will make sure that you can never take ''The Ring'' seriously ever again.
* [[GeorgeCarlin The Architect]]: "My wife desperately wanted a child. But she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I."
** "We loved our daughter but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Hid the remote.]] Really sick shit."
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bw2ESlHhgM funeral scene]].
* This exchange:
-->'''George:''' Sue?
-->'''Sue:''' Yes?
-->'''George:''' You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?
-->'''Sue:''' Yeah.
-->'''George:''' SHE'S DEAD!
-->'''Sue:''' AAAHHHH!!
-->'''George:''' Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone just like your dog!
-->'''Sue:''' My dog's dead?!
-->'''George:''' I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! Everyone you love around you is dying!
-->'''Sue:''' AAAHHHH!!
-->'''George:''' AAAHHHH!!
-->'''Sue:''' AAAHHHH!!
-->'''George:''' AAAHHHH!!
* George's white hoodie resembles a KKK and does a Hitler salute.
-->'''Mahalik:''' Take off your hood!\\
'''George:''' I know! We're in da hood.
** *kazoo* "Bitch." *kazoo* "Ho."
* While Cindy is searching the web, she gets startled by a [[{{Prelap}} foghorn from the next scene]].
* The aliens using a knife to look under Cindy's skirt and gets turned on.
* The scene in the cellar where they're attempting to barricade the door. George accidentally [[GroinAttack jams a large piece of wood into Tom's crotch.]]
-->'''Tom:''' ARGH! My balls!
-->''George brings him two bowling balls, jamming them into his crotch too.''
-->'''Tom:''' No, not those! Jesus!
-->''George approaches him with a statue of Jesus.''
-->'''Tom:''' NO!
* The scene where Cindy is talking to her boss about the crop circles.
-->'''Cindy''' I'm telling you, I sense something about that corn field! Call it Women's Intuition or ESPN or both! But I can tell when danger's near, I just..*[[EpicFail walks into microphone, knocking her down and causing a co-worker to trip over her]]*
* Fighting back against the aliens.
--> I've got it! Without their heads, they're powerless!
* Child abuse is normally not very funny, but the scene where Cindy accidentaly backs up into Cody and [[CrossesTheLineTwice sends him flying down the street]] was one of the most random and funny moments in the whole movie.
* The "alien sightings" videos played on the news station. The exact reversal of a FunnyBackgroundEvent.
* [[http://youtu.be/qhMrPmPSpTo "NOW WHO DA FUCK DID THAT?"]]
* "These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and ho's."

!! ''Scary Movie 4''
* The TomCruise [[NeverLiveItDown on]] ''[[TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]]'' spoof with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_E3B95F-rA Tom Ryan and Oprah.]] Easily one of the best parts of the whole film. Shame that it's at ''the very end''.
* Brenda finds Shaquille O'Neill's bones.
-->"Oh my God, [the aliens] killed the dinosaurs!
** The entire sequence of AdamWesting with Dr. Phil and Shaq was hilarious.
* Some homies started smoking some Red Weed. Essentially they're getting high on blood.
* The president accidentally using the alien ray gun to make his clothes disappear, sauntering around the stage butt-naked while the U.N. members watch in horror, and then accidentally making their clothes disappear too.
* Some homies ended up getting zapped by the rays of the Tripod, leaving nothing but their bling-bling.
* "Its LOCKED." *kicks door down*
* As Cindy [[spoiler:is about to [[EyeScream gouge her eye out]] to retrieve the key inside her skull to release herself from the [[{{Saw}} Venus Fly Trap]]]], Jigsaw beckons Zoltar to come and see. [[spoiler:[[OnlySixFaces Zoltar is revealed to be a second Jigsaw]].]]
* The house seller beats up the creepy Asian boy so he can sell the house to Cindy.
* The scene parodying the one from ''War of the Worlds'' where the people are fighting over the car. This one ends is some confusion over who gets what.
* Tom Ryan's mid-sentence swerve when he gets punched in the face.
--->'''Tom''': There's no way they can- (Pow!) -build a robot made of chocolate, but that's just common sense. [[NonSequiturThud Oh, waiter?]]

!! ''Scary Movie 5''
* After a car drives down the road a few times in identical shots, it [[spoiler: randomly explodes]].
* The pool vacuum party.
* Jody and Kendra drive out to the cabin in the woods. What makes it funny? The vehicle is an incredibly obvious remote control car driving through an incredibly obvious miniature set.
* Say what you will about the movie, but [[spoiler: "Mama" attacking as a wig]] was both hilarious and quite well executed.
* The opening with Creator/CharlieSheen and LindsayLohan.
* Everything with the preist played by Katt Williams.
--> '''Priest: '''If a room turns on you, it's either a ghost or a demon.
--> '''Jody:''' Can a demon take over someone? Like, live within them?
-->'''Priest: ''' Damn, that's some scary shit.
-->'''Jody:''' So a demon is about the worst thing you can have?
--> '''Priest:''' No, ma'am, ''an STD'' is the worst thing that you can have.
** An this
--> Who do you know who wants to hurt you? Do you have a jealous colleague at work? A Facebook friend you might have ignored? Maybe you adopted a small African child named Ikatababwe, promising to feed this nigga for 25 cents a day ''[[SuddenlyShouting BUT THEN HE NEEDS SOMTHING TO DRINK]]''?!!
* When [[spoiler: last see Ceaser.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Ceaser:''' [[SuddenlyTalking IDIOTS]]!...(''realizes he can talk'')I can talk!]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Man's voice:''' Hey, Caesar.]]
-->[[spoiler: (''The man takes off his mask to reveal he's a monkey'')]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Ceaser:'''(gasps) Steve? Dan's got a mad demon in his house.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Steve'''(''gasps'') Matt Damon's in his house?]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Ceaser:''' No, a mad demon.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Steve: '''[[CompletlyMissingThePoint I love Matt Damon]]!]]
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