* The scene after Tony kills Lopez and Mel. Ernie is sweating pretty much waiting for his turn to die, they were just leaving much to his relief. Until Manny tells Tony he forgot Ernie. Cue Dramatic Music.
--> '''Tony:'''-Pausing for dramatic effect.- Wanna job Ernie?
** Followed shortly thereafter by [[INeedAFreakingDrink Ernie taking a big swig from his bottle of booze.]]
* "Look at the pelican fly! Come on, pelican!"
* Tony trying on Elvira's hat.
-->'''Tony:''' Would you kiss me if I wear the hat?
* "He's a bum! He was a bum then, and he's a bum now!"