* From "Traffical Island":
--> '''Megan''': You have to be so annoying sometimes, Sanjay.
--> '''Hector''': Annoyingly cute.
* This little piece from "Laugh Quake":
-->'''Megan:''' It's a dummy, Craig.
-->'''Craig:''' I believe they prefer to be called 'stupid people'.
* Sanjay's baby fart bubble in "Fart Baby" going through the stages of life, from high school graduation, getting a house, and retirement. And then...
--> '''Craig''': That's the way I wanna go out, [[{{Fartillery}} farting in Noodman's face.]]
* Hector's stomach in "Unbarfable".
** "Dos horas mas tarde." "That's Spanish for 'Two Hours Later'!"
* Straight from the climax of "D.I.N.K.", we get a BrickJoke for the titular character's mispronunciation of Vijay's name.
-->'''Sanjay:''' Help, Daddy!
--> '''Craig:''' Vyjee!
* From "Doom Baby":
--> BABY RICHARD DICKSON!!!
** At the end of that same episode:
---> BABY SANJAY DICKSON!!!
*** The Dicksons dropping Baby Dickson off with Sanjay and Craig, not because they think the duo are responsible enough to care for a child, but because he's wanted by the police and needs a place to hide.
* From [[ComicBook/SanjayAndCraig one of the comics]], we get this exchange:
--> '''Vijay:''' My boy, I solemnly swear...for as long as I live and breathe....I will never, EVER try to help you grow as a person ever again.
--> '''Sanjay:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice That's all I ever wanted to hear from you, dad. thank you.]]
* From "Heightmare": Sanjay and Craig realize they don't need to impress anyone by going on a dangerous roller coaster and try to leave, but the seat restraints come down and lock them in. Sanjay asks the carny to let him and Craig out because Craig allegedly has a heart condition. The carny's response: "''Oh'', I'm sorry. You must have mistaken me for a guy who gives a crud."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HySaK9kj7y8 Huggle Bunny]], especially his stage show "Huggle Bunny: Gettin' Money" at the carnival.
** Even better is his appearance in "Boatin' Down the River", where Sanjay and co. are floating down a mattress, and they meet different people. Each time making snide comments. But when they get to Huggle Bunny, they are all completely silent.
* Music/SnoopDogg's guest appearance in the Season 2 finale.
* Noodman's WildTake, (in which his face rips off to reveal his skull) when he finds out that the Blueberry Smoodies are really ''dog vomit'' in "And Justice for Durdle".
* [[LargeHam Mike]] [[{{Keet}} O']] [[HotBlooded Malley]] hamming it up in "GUTS Busters", all of it; however at the end it can also border into NightmareFuel.
* The episode "Chrome Dome" from start to finish is a laughing riot, especially with [[LargeHam Will]] [[NoIndoorVoice Willboard]].
** Even more hilarious when he reveals his [[VocalDissonance real voice.]]
* I'AM, I'AM THE MOST POWERFULLHUMANWITHASHOVEL!
* At the end of "Chill Bill" when the store is about to collapse.
-->'''Chill Bill''': Chill Bill! Chill Bill!
-->'''Sanjay''': (throwing Craig down like rope) Hurry, grab on!
-->'''Craig''': Yeah, bring your drink bag!
-->'''Chill Bill''': (slurps from his bag a bit) No way! [[HonorBeforeReason You ruined my chill.]]
-->'''Sanjay''': But it's going to collapse!
-->'''Chill Bill''': [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor I'd rather be in a caved in convenience store]] [[TemptingFate than spend another minute with you unchill dudes!]] (the cave starts rumbling a bit) [[OhCrap Oh I changed my mind.]] (falls downs complete with [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]]).
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