!! ''Franchise/StarTrek''
* [[Funny/SFDebrisStarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek: The Original Series]]
* [[Funny/SFDebrisStarTrekTheAnimatedSeries Star Trek: The Animated Series]]
* [[Funny/SFDebrisStarTrekTheNextGeneration Star Trek: The Next Generation]]
* [[Funny/SFDebrisStarTrekDeepSpaceNine Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]]
* [[Funny/SFDebrisStarTrekVoyager Star Trek: Voyager]]
* [[Funny/SFDebrisStarTrekEnterprise Star Trek: Enterprise]]
* [[Funny/SFDebrisStarTrekDiscovery Star Trek: Discovery]]
* [[Funny/SFDebrisStarTrekMovies Star Trek Movies]]

!!Live-Action Movies
[[folder:''The Dark Knight'']]
* Chuck's backspacing about Harvey Dent's burnt face in ''Film/TheDarkKnight''.
* Playing "[[WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie You Got the Touch]]" when the Batmobile transforms into a Bat-Pod.
* His blaming a car crash on Deanna Troi...twice.
* "The Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away..." --it did and he did!
* "The Batpod. So called because.......the Batpod."
* Chuck mentions the Joker's MultipleChoicePast, and gives his own idea for an origin story: on ''WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}}'', Batman was trying to come up with cooler examples of his villains to impress Superman, and unfortunately let Aquaman come up with the idea of a psychotic killer clown, meaning Batman himself had to create the Joker.
** The gist of which was Batman setting out to screw with a random clown until he turned evil.
* After The Joker does his thing with a pencil:
-->"That was really good. Do you do birthday parties?"
* Chuck's remarks on Batman's (successful) plan to retrieve Lau.
-->"And that's why, of all the descriptive names, of all the things people say when they see a hero in action, [[Comicbook/SpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]], [[Comicbook/IncredibleHulk The Incredible Hulk]], [[Comicbook/IronMan The Invincible Iron Man]], the only descriptive word for our hero is '[[Comicbook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder The Goddamn Batman]]'!"

[[folder:''Night of the Comet'']]
* The moment when [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Robert Beltran]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext gets dressed as Santa]].
--> "Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! I'm Chakotay, doncha know? I'm dressed like this cause I'm Janeway's bitch. Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho!"

[[folder:''The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers'']]
* Quite a few moments to be found in the review of ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings The Two Towers]]'', among them the shot of the massive supply of potatoes that the refugees are loading into Helms Deep, accompanied by Sam reciting [[MemeticMutation "PO-TA-TOES!"]]
** The numerous jokes as how badly abused Gollum ends up -- at the hands of the heroes:
--->"At least our spine broke our fall, precious..."
** Chuck claiming that if [[Series/SesameStreet Elmo]] were real, he'd look like Gollum.
** The caption of Théoden on the battlements of Helms Deep, as it starts to rain: "This isn't rain, it's God pissing on me."
** The annoyed rant at Treebeard's refusal to get involved in the war, even though the villains are guaranteed to chop down the Ents' forests for fuel and industrial development if they win- and they've already started doing both. Why is this funny? First of all, Chuck calls Treebeard "Spinach-Chin." Secondly, exasperated at how long the debate is taking...
--->Man, going into Afghanistan didn't take this long. Getting ''out of'' Afghanistan won't take this long!
** Haldir's death:
--->"Blood? Blood on my beautiful armour? You sava-- (Uruk-hai slices him across the back) ...urg. And you've got brain on my ''hair...'' Uncouth...
** "Somehow, [[BlatantLies and I've no idea how]], but it seems that Gollum has become bitter over the ordeal shown over the four hours of this film.
** Comparing Gollum's torture at the hands of the heroes to [[Series/SesameStreet Grover]] being interrogated by the Gestapo.
* Chuck is thoroughly unimpressed by Gandalf's supposed wizardliness and constantly makes jokes about how all Gandalf does is use his staff like a flashlight.
--> '''Chuck''': (After seeing Gandalf pull out his sword) "Hey wait wait wait, who gave Moses a sword? I've played enough played enough [=RPGs=] to know a wizard doesn't get a sword!"
** He makes the same point about Saruman, including pointing out that he should have easily been able to repulse the Ent attack when the only direct spell he ever uses is a ''fireball'' in the next movie. Especially since he's surrounded by mountains; he has ''lots'' of [[MagicTheGathering red mana]]!
[[folder:''Blade Runner'']]
* The obligatory ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}'' reference in the ''Film/BladeRunner'' review:
-->'''Chief''': I've got four skin jobs walking the streets.\\
'''Chuck''': And if there's one thing Gaff hates, it's Cylons.
** "Oh [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rarity]], you're my naughty little pony, aren't you?"
*** Even more HilariousInHindsight when the next episode[[note]] of ''My Little Pony,'' not ''The Opinionated Guide''[[/note]] that aired after this video went up was Rarity-centric.

* From his ''Alien'' review, the constant...sexual-based remarks, leading to the comment... "This is like a double entendre mine field or something."
** His confusion of Creator/HRGiger and Series/HRPufnstuf, noting that the latter still looks like a penis with arms.
** Kane's death scene with the chestburster. He twitches and falls down dead. "Well, that was horrible, but at least he's at peace--" Kane begins jerking more as the chestburster starts popping out. "Oh, come on! Die or get off the pot!"
*** Earlier, when Kane is first infested, he notes how [[FailedASpotCheck not suspicious the large number of eggs are]]. Later, when one opens:
---->'''Chuck:''' Wow, that's [[SarcasmMode super-duper not suspicious]]! Okay, now [[ShmuckBait open your mout, and say]] ''[[ShmuckBait (screams)]]''.
** Points out that Ripley is alone at the last leg of the movie when looking for Jones, the cat, and that would make her a perfect target, except that -- SmashCut into Lambert and Parker clanging stuff like crazy as they collect coolant -- "Parker and Lambert seem unaware that ''sound travels.'' Does it again a moment later, shouting over the clanging "KEY IS BEING STEALTHY!"
** [[WhatTheHellHero Calls out 'born in a barn' Ripley for]] [[WhatAnIdiot leaving the door open...]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot TWICE]]''. The first time, he notes that the facehugger wouldn't even need to sneak out: it could just tap dance out.
** His speculations that [[RuleOfSymbolism Ash is supposed to symbolize]] [[spoiler: [[ItMakesSenseInContext our fear of milk-spewing Englishmen shoving porn down our throats]]]].
** The facehugger singing a variant of [[Series/BarneyTheDinosaur the 'I Love You' song]].
*** Later, when Ash makes his crack about the facehugger [[TemptingFate coming back as a zombie]]:
--->'''Facehugger:''' ''Brains!''
* Describing the ''Nostromo'' as the result of {{Main/Dracula}}'s castle knocking up a [[Film/StarWars Star Destroyer]].
* After they learn about the [[HollywoodAcid Xenomorph's blood]], Chuck suggests giving it some intravenous baking soda and watch the explosion.
* "[as the Alien, in a clip of it looking at Jones] Oh, I should kill you, [[CutenessProximity but you're just so damned cute!]]"

[[folder:''Howard The Duck'']]
* His story of how he had to review ''Film/HowardTheDuck'': he received an envelope with no return address, containing a wad of money and the cryptic message "Review ''Howard the Duck''."
** Also doubling as a TakeThat, the song used as the theme for the review is "Loser" by Music/{{Beck}}.
** At the end, Chuck learns Marvel wants to release a 25th anniversary edition Blu-Ray of this movie.
--->'''Chuck''': Who the hell is actually so opposed to all that is good in this world, that they would go out of their way to support such utterly awful story-telling and this unfathomably bad writing to ever be inflicted upon this world again? Who was so soulless that would want to do that!\\
'''[[spoiler:Joe Quesada]]''': Hi, I'm [[spoiler: Joe Quesada, Chief Creative Officer]] here at Marvel Entertainment. *cue the Imperial March*
** "It looks like you're trying to destroy the human race! Would you like help? Seriously, I hate those assholes! All I do is try to help them and they tell me to piss off every time! Rain fire upon them!"
** Commenting on how Beverly would discuss her life with anyone she met in an alley, "I've never met a real black guy before. Do you know Fat Albert?"
** Beverly tells Howard that he sold out. "Well, he's in this movie, isn't he?"
** "And now we divy up the cheque, but only a 5% tip, because I'm so evil (EvilLaugh)".
** The RunningGag of Creator/GeorgeLucas trying to sell Creator/{{Pixar}} to UsefulNotes/SteveJobs in the ''Film/HowardTheDuck'' review.

[[folder:''The Day After'']]
* From ''Film/TheDayAfter''
** "The military usually assists the entertainment industry, as thanks for helping fake the moon landing."
** Making Steve Gutenberg's character his personal {{Butt Monkey}} every chance he gets. Hey, you have to take joke opportunities where you can get them in this movie!
*** Especially when Steve is getting a physical, and the doctor lowers his glasses in a perfect "Are you fucking kidding me?" manner.
** When one of the characters realize that since, it's tomorrow, in a movie called ''The Day After'', that it's now ''Film/TheDayAfterTomorrow''. 'Someone hold me before I get killed by slowly approaching radiation cloud, or something else stupid.'

[[folder:''The Matrix'']]
* From ''Film/TheMatrix''
** "So, UsefulNotes/AlGore gets humanity to embrace solar power and combat climate change...only for them to be forever imprisoned in the very internet which he invented!"
--->'''Morpheus:''' Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
** When Cypher talks about regretting not taking the blue pill, Chuck points out that if he doesn't like serving on the front lines, then Zion has to be better. Cue the massive rave from ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded.''
---> [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.]]
** The inevitable jabs at Creator/KeanuReeves' DullSurprise acting. "Wut?"
*** One thing he says is that if Reeves is ever recognized by the Academy Awards and has one of those montages showing the highlights of his career, it could be summed up by one word: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjBRNqwDPrU "...whoa!"]]
** The Red Pill scene:
--->'''Neo:''' Do you have a green pill?\\
'''Morpheus:''' No. You must choose: Blue or red.\\
'''Neo:''' Orange?\\
'''Morpheus:''' Let me explain the pills again.\\
'''Neo:''' Yellow?\\
'''Morpheus:''' Listen, you take-\\
'''Neo:''' Can I take both?\\
'''Morpheus:''' No.\\
'''Neo:''' Uh... orange then.\\
'''Morpheus:''' Here's the orange one.\\
'''Neo:''' That looks red.\\
'''Morpheus:''' Uh, [[BlatantLies that's the Matrix trying to trick you]], ''now swallow the damn thing!''

* ''Film/{{Stargate}}'':
** The RunningGag of making Music/JohnLennon references about Daniel Jackson due to the CelebrityResemblance.

[[folder:''The Thing (1982)'']]
* From ''Film/TheThing1982'' review Chuck proposes a scenario where the [[spoiler: Palmer]]-Thing and the [[spoiler: Norris]]-Thing are so fooled by the other's imitation they try to assimilate each other.
** His speculation that [[spoiler: Palmer]]-Thing purposefully ratted out [[spoiler: Norris]]-Thing's detached head, leading to the mental image of [[spoiler: Norris]]-Thing's aforementioned head shaking a tiny fist, screaming 'Bastard!'
** Chuck waxing poetic about his fondness for Antarctica and icy wastelands in general, then attributing that to the fact that he lives in Wisconsin. Later he expresses the desire to one day fulfill his dream of visiting Antarctica . . . to punch a penguin in the face.
*** Even better, you can actually hear him punching his open palm right before bringing up said penguin-punchings.
** The RunningGag about Willford "perpetually elderly man" Brimley's love of cock fights:
*** When first introduced, Chuck brings up his activism in favor of cock fighting:
---->'''Chuck''': That was in ''favor'' of cock fighting, not against it. Nothing to do with the movie, just not everyday you hear about an elderly oatmeal spokesperson talking about traveling to watch cock fights.
*** Later, when The Thing is spraying some dogs (presumably because they'd been getting up on the couch), Chuck assures us that no animals were harmed in the making of this film... although several roosters were injured under suspicious circumstances in Wilford Brimley's hotel room...
*** Finally, when [[spoiler: Blair's]] spaceship is found:
---->'''Chuck''': Please enjoy this mental image of [[spoiler: Wilford Brimley]] flying his tiny UFO to bomb the Kellogg's people, and then round out the day with a trip to the cock fights, cause it's the right thing to do.
** Describing the pilot of the UFO in the opening scene as '[[SarcasmMode Yet another successful graduate of the Troi School of Driving]]'.

[[folder:''Battlefield Earth'']]
* From ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'', Johnny's saying "Yes we can! YES WE CAN!" leads to, you guessed it!, "[[UsefulNotes/BarackObama YES! WE! CAN! YES! WE! CAN!]]"
** His proof that IMDB's entry requirements are incredibly low? His cameo on ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' was enough to get him a page. [[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5184809/ Seriously]].
** The {{Disaster Dominoes}} of a man trying to pull out of his driveway, which is akin to what a fascinating trainwreck the film is.
** "The planes will be in perfect working order because, of course, Army officers like to hear ''fshrrr'' when they open the doors."

[[folder:''Flash Gordon'']]
* ''Film/{{Flash Gordon|1980}}''
** "Prepare for the Ming Ding-a-Ling!"
** Chuck quoting some of Ming's [[VillainBall personal philosophies]] throughout the review.

* ''Film/{{Gojira}}''
** "Wow, that's a lot of Japanese schoolgirls. Statistically speaking, at least three of them have to have [[MagicalGirl magical powers]]. Also, [[RobotGirl one is a robot]]."
** "Ogata has to blow off his date with Amiko, to see what happened to the ship, the ''Iko Maru,'' and then they send in the ''Bingo Maru'' to investigate, but it inexplicably vanishes as well, and the ''[[Franchise/StarTrek Kobayashi Maru]]'' [[Franchise/StarTrek has drifted into the Neutral Zone,]] so it's not going to be any help."
** Calling Dr. Serizawa "Dr. Cyclops".
*** When showing Amiko [[spoiler: the Oxygen Destroyer:]]
---->'''Serizawa:''' ''(after Amiko freaks out)'' I thought you'd like my chorus of decapitated kitten heads.
*** [[TemptingFate After Chuck assures Ogata that Serizawa is understanding:]]
---->'''Serizawa:''' She better not be cheating with me, or I swear, I'll build a DeathRay
** Amiko's father is so despondent over Godzilla, that he [[FailedASpotCheck completely ignores Ogata's]] [[BrainBleach increasingly lewd description of him and Amiko's affair,]] [[SkewedPriorities and only gets mad when Ogata agrees that Godzilla needs to be destroyed]].

[[folder:''It, the Terror from Beyond Space'']]
* ''Film/ItTheTerrorFromBeyondSpace''
** Chuck's incredulousness when more and more weapons are revealed to be on board the "exploration" spaceship, including a freaking bazooka (this actually makes him do a DoubleTake). Also the RunningGag regarding the actor playing the monster being TheAlcoholic (which he was-he was a major factor on the movie being a TroubledProduction).
** The use of the siren wail-like PreviewsPulse for both ''Film/{{Alien}}'' and ''Film/{{Prometheus}}'' for the "On the Next" trailers for this video.
** When Caruthers is shown a skull of one of his crew mates with a bullet in it, he is told [[CassandraTruth "there's only one monster that kills with bullets"]]. Cue the Spider Mastermind from ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}''.

* ''Film/{{Transformers}}'':
** The "battle to end all battles" montage, featuring - among many others - a man boxing a kangaroo, a bear kicking a man in the stomach, nuns engaging in karate, and [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter fighting the chicken]]. Oh, and it's all scored to Music/TwoStepsFromHell.
** "It's [[SignatureStyle got it all]]: big, loud, 'splosions, slo-mo, military toy porn, little guy standing up to the government, minorities as comic relief, and none of these are exactly a problem. Except the last one, obviously."

[[folder:''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'']]
* ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'':
** Chuck goes into an anecdote about how when he was a kid he raised money to get a Megatron toy, only for it to be too little with taxes accounted for. He had to settle for Skids, a two-episode character who got turned into a Decepticon throne. He then learns that Skids is in the movie, and gives a RousingSpeech about how he will finally get some dignity....only for him to turn out to be one of the {{Ethnic Scrapp|y}}ies.
--->...[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] you, Illinois Department of Revenue. Fuck you so damn much.
** Proclaiming that the film's message of "men do the thinking, women are just there to look pretty" ''has'' to be unintended, because the alternative is to state that something - anything - in ''Transformers II'' was thought out.
** Chuck making fun of this bizarre throwaway gag:
--->'''Sam:''' There's a friend of mine, he just went to, uh, he went to get you a tighter shirt.\\
'''Frat Guy:''' There ''is'' no tighter shirt. We checked.\\
'''Chuck:''' I can't argue with that, that shirt even has its own [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Tightest_shirt wiki page]].

* ''Film/{{Moontrap}}'':
** His riff on the famous Kennedy speech as Grant prepares to be the first person to have sex in space:
--->''In a [=JFK=] impression:'' We choose to bone on the moon! Not because we are easy, but because we are hard!
** Whalers on the Moon... but that's to be expected from a movie not only with moon in the title, but set on the moon as well.

[[folder:''The Terminator'']]
* ''Film/TheTerminator'':
** When the Terminator is procuring weapons in the gun shop:
--->'''Shop Owner:''' Anything else?\\
'''Terminator:''' Plased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.\\
'''Shop Owner:''' Hey, just what you see, pal.\\
'''Chuck:''' Yeah, you still can't get those. ''THANKS, OBAMA.''

[[folder:''[=RoboCop=] (1987)'']]
* ''Film/RoboCop1987'':
** The obligatory joke with Creator/KurtwoodSmith: one of Boddicker's crimes is calling the cops "[[Series/That70sShow dumbasses]]."
** When Dick Jones is chewing out Bob Morton for screwing over him and the ED-209 project.
--->'''Dick Jones:''' I had a guaranteed military sale with ED-209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not?\\
'''Chuck:''' It says "Made in Detroit" on it, for God's sake! No one would ''expect'' it to work!
** Robo goes to his old house and finds that it's already for sale, accompanied by an automated realtor on a television.
--->'''Realtor:''' Hey, have you thought it over? Why not make me an offer?\\
''([[TalkToTheFist Robo PUNCH]])''\\
'''Chuck!Realtor:''' ''(in pain)'' Did I mention the swimming pool?
** When describing the difficulty of wearing the Robocop suit during the Texan summer (during which the movie was filmed, and it was so hot that Creator/PeterWeller actually lost several pounds in merely a couple of weeks):
--->'''Chuck''': This is, I believe, ''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment a legal form of execution]]'' in that state.

[[folder:''Dune (miniseries)'']]
* In his review of the ''Series/{{Dune}}'' miniseries, Chani's nudity is censored with a image of a woman holding a sign reading "I think we can all agree boobs are awesome!"

[[folder:''Star Wars'']]
* In his review of ''Film/ANewHope'' he comments about Darth Vader's underling being the bravest man in the galaxy, talking to a giant, super strong, dark enforcer with magical powers like he was a coworker who got caught stealing office supplies.
** Also, Darth Vader's introduction, where he laments that his stormtroopers have already killed the rebels when he wanted to do "[[Film/RogueOne the cool thing again]]." He then has a need to strangle someone in frustration.
--->'''Darth Vader''': Now I shall unleash the full might of WHAT THE HELL!? THESE GUYS ARE ALL DEAD!
* Grand Moff Tarkin shooting down suggestions to make the Death Star more livable.
-->'''Grand Moff Tarkin:''' We don't care about the environment! The whole point of this place is to ruin the environment! '''On purpose!'''
** Tarkin also makes it perfectly clear what he thinks of the suggestions.
--->'''Grand Moff Tarkin:''' We are not interested in your space condo ideas! Forget about your peacenik green energy crap and get on with it!

[[folder:''The Empire Strikes Back'']]
* Chuck goes on a rant about what he considers the most needless and egregious change in the Special Edition version.
-->Lucas decides, for reasons know ''only'' to himself, that Vader's remark "Bring my shuttle" is not enough explanation of how he could get from Could City to the ''Executor'', and thus has Vader say "Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival", and then begins a number of shots to establish that Vader did ''indeed'' get on his shuttle, and did ''indeed'' return to the Star Destroyer, and did ''indeed'' walk off the shuttle, instead of trusting that the audience would figure out that if someone calls for a taxi and then is seen at their destination, this person is probably not a wizard with teleporting magic. This not only interrupts the flow of the scene, but the long line does not allow Creator/JamesEarlJones to instil it with the emotion that the brief "Bring my shuttle" contained; you could hear the Dark Lord's simmering anger over Luke's rejection. And ''what'' kind of preparations are even necessary for "your arrival"? I mean, you didn't tell them to prepare to leave the system, pursue the ''Millennium Falcon'', open fire on Cloud City, you know, the kind of things they should be ready to do the moment you get there, no, just: "prepare for my arrival". ''What?!'' Are you expecting ''a cake'' and a stripper to be there? Do you want a ''fucking'' marching band on hand to play you your favorite song up to the bridge because you're depressed about what happened?!
* When Vader arrives back on his destroyer, Piett is there... with his nervous nephew.
-->'''Piett:''' Right, hope you don't mind, sir, but I've brought my nephew here to work today.\\
'''Nephew:''' ''(silted)'' Hello, sir, or madam. What a lovely home. I am collecting for Imperial Scouts--\\
'''Piett:''' ''(annoyed)'' I ''told'' you; ''not'' at my ''office!'' ''(to Vader)'' Sorry, sir.\\
'''Darth Vader:''' Please. If only my own son was as well behaved as this pitiable creature.\\
'''Piett:''' Didn't go well, my lord?\\
'''Darth Vader:''' No! You were right, I should have gone with "Son, I'm your ''dad''." That personal touch would have... Uhm...\\
'''Piett:''' Connected?\\
'''Darth Vader:''' "Connected"! ''Exactly!'' Hopefully I can still fix things... Once you've dragged his stunned and unconscious body onboard, I can help my son learn.\\
'''Nephew:''' ''(still silted)'' Imperial Scouts give young boys a chance to learn many useful--\\
'''Piett:''' That's it! ''That's it!'' '''''OUT!'''''
* Playing Music/JerryLeeLewis' version of "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" after Han blasts the floor of the asteroid cave that turns out to be the inside of a giant space slug.
* "Yoda explains that the Dark Side springs from anger, fear, and aggression, the stuff you usually find in most internet comments sections."

!!Animated Movies
* You know how Chuck, whenever he reviews a movie, uses a song at the start which reflects the movie in question? ...WesternAnimation/WallE got "[[WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}} I Like To Move It]]".
** All his jokes about what Wall-E's 700 year task of cleaning up the endless vistas of garbage that made up the surface of Earth was like.
** Chuck mentions how Wall-E must be thinking Eve has some jerk boyfriend back home who doesn't appreciate her. Who does he use as the image? [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47]].
--->Declaration: Today I shall [[UnusualEuphemism jack your rear port]] and then [[StayInTheKitchen you shall make]] [[StrawMisogynist me a sandwich.]]
** Describing EVE's curves...with math!
** [[Film/SayAnything John Cusack]] holding up WALL-E.

[[folder:''Rebuild of Evangelion'']]
* His description of Gendo in his review of ''Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion'' 1.11. That and the delivery make it perfect.
-->'''General''': It's in your hands now evil Abe Lincoln clone.
** To those who know the spoilers for Evangelion, "Let's really, really hope that Shinji and Rei aren't brother and sister." [[spoiler: To those who don't know, Rei is a clone of [[SurpriseIncest his mother]].]]
*** His total confusion about the series (since he was asked not to read up on it) made the whole review hilarious.
*** Just giving up when he sees [[SinisterGeometry Ramiel]], calling it something out of a Lucky Charms box...then when he sees the CreepyCoolCrosses detonation of its laser:
---->'''Chuck''' ''Hark the herald angels siing, [[CurbStompBattle Sorry Shinji, pain I bring!]]''
* From his ''Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion'' 2.22 review:
-->[[spoiler:What in the fuck of fuck was that?]]
** Also:
---> "Do not taunt HappyFunBall."
** And this:
--->'''Misato:''' Can you repeat that?\\
'''Chuck:''' I said FORE!
** His observation of how cleanly an angel bites off an Eva from its legs turns into a hilarious EpilepticTree.
--->They're creating the Eva as a false god. Thus, it's a replacement for God. Jesus is God. The Eucharist is Jesus's body. Therefore, Evas are made of wafers! It's so ''obvious'' in retrospect!
** After yet another scene of Rei without clothes.
--->Would you stop showing me naked little girls, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
** Followed by comparing Rei's emotionless monologue about eating and cooking to a PBS show.
** "Let's christen the hell out of this! Launch all wine bottles!"
** Chuck referring to all the characters as different types of crazy, as well as referencing Sonic and Mario, and briefly turning Pen-Pen into General Patton.
** His horrified reaction to the shot of Misato and Penpen in bed together.
*** He then refers to Misato as "Colonel Penguin-fucker".
** Responding to Misato's use of "Women's intuition" with an epic [[FacePalm Face Palm]].
*** "At least make it ''interesting.'' 'I felt a whisper in my vagina.'" *Western music*
** "Oh my God, the Eva's ''pregnant''?"
** His comment that Shinji would still be the most normal character even if he jerked off over his mother's empty grave is funny to all those who remember [[NauseaFuel "That"]] scene from ''The End of Evangelion''.
** It's the Second Impact, [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]].

[[folder:''All Star Superman'']]
* His reaction to Atlas and Samson and their attempt to hit on ComicBook/LoisLane.
** Namely the fact they're hitting on Lois whilst Superman is still alive, and knowing that he's gonna die. He compares it to hitting on the loved one of someone terminally ill. Even better, [[BlackComedy he considers it a viable strategy]].
* When showing Lois a room containing weapons that can harm him, Supes shows her a gravity gun:
--->'''Superman:''' Yeah, I got this off [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 some guy in glasses and a jumpsuit who keep hitting me in the nuts with a crowbar]]. By the way, [[GroinAttack crowbar to the nuts]]: also something that can hurt me.

[[folder:''Summer Wars'']]
* "Welcome to another anime review on SF Debris. Also known as: [[TakeThatUs Midwesterner tries and fails to pronounce Japanese names]]".
* Chuck's complete bafflement that [[{{Adorkable}} Kenji]] was ever a suspect for releasing Love Machine.
-->'''Chuck:''' (''imitating newscaster'') As you know, Oz has the best security known to exist. [[TooDumbToLive So we find it completely plausible that a]] [[TeenGenius high school student]] [[HollywoodHacking cracked it with a pen and paper over a few hours.]] Coming up next, [[WorstNewsJudgementEver can juggling cure your cancer? One extremely stupid man says yes, and we're putting him on television!]]\\
(''Later'') But no, the authorities think he's a criminal mastermind.\\
(''[[LawfulGood cut to Kenji chasing toddlers around a table to retrieve his cell phone'']])\\
Further proof [[PoliceAreUseless the authorities are all idiots.]]
* Chuck making fun of modern television news programs and their tendency to dip into WorstNewsJudgmentEver
-->Are dolls killing people while you sleep? The answer might surprise you.
* Chuck calling Kenji's replacement avatar "Deez Nutz, the jaundice squirrel".
-->'''Love Machine:''' (after falling for the oldest trick in the book) Foiled again! Damn you Deez Nutz, damn you!
* Describing OZ's hub area as "the 'nine months later' result of [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]] having drunken sex with [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]], if only to prove Rule34 valid".

[[folder:''Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie Rebellion'']]
* "That said, I have seen this movie five times, which means only one more before I have to have brain surgery to get the Cake Song out of my head."
* His summary of the Cake Song scene.
-->'''Chuck:''' Yep, the nightmare has been defeated and all thanks to a combination of magic, vore and rap battle.
* Chuck's proposed alternate title for the film? "Madoka Magica 3: [[spoiler:So, ''[Homura's]'' the Asshole]]".
* You wanted it, you hoped for it, you got it! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this review features the triumphant return of ''[[spoiler:[[RunningGag "Bunny-cat's a dick."]]]]''!
* When Chuck does a rundown of the cast, he gives the various characters made up weaknesses. Kyubey's weakness? He's a registered sex offender.
* Mami's weaknesses? She's a death magnet and has [[GagBoobs lower-back pain]].
* When Nagisa says the reason why she came back was so she could eat cheese again, Chuck is shocked that magical girl heaven would lack such a thing.
--> '''Chuck:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, if there is no cheese in paradise then by definition it is ''not'' paradise. Madoka, you are a crappy god unless you fix that.
* The return of the ''Pros and Cons with Adolf Hitler'' stinger, wherein Hitler announces that though he likes the film, he hates its characterization of his favorite character, Homura, and believes Fegelein was behind ruining it.

[[folder:''The Iron Giant'']]
* Playing Music/AlsoSprachZarathustra over Kent Mansley's antics...after he gets [[ToiletHumor laxative poisoning]].
* On a related note, Chuck growing increasingly unnerved with Kent when his true GeneralRipper colors start showing...because he's tormenting a ''child.''
-->'''Chuck:''' You develop pictures of a little boy in a bathroom and carry chloroform-soaked rags around. Even in TheFifties I think that should have raised a few warning flags.\\
''(immediately thereafter)''\\
''And'' you watch little boys when they sleep, JEdgarHoover has got to have a big file on you by now. Your SerialKiller name is probably going to be "Bloody Kent."
* All to set up the gag "[[{{Feghoot}} Bloody Kent's a dick]]"[[note]][[spoiler:[[DontExplainTheJoke Notice how "Bloody Kent" sounds similar to]] ''[[DontExplainTheJoke another]]'' [[DontExplainTheJoke phrase Chuck likes to use?]]]][[/note]] later on.
* On the "targeting hunting rifles" scene.
-->'''Chuck:''' The image of the gun triggers something in the Iron Giant...though thankfully it's not [[BloodKnight gleefully stuttering "G-g-g-GUNS!"]] ''([[AxCrazy excited squealing]])''
** During the Iron Giant's rampage, Chuck notes the realized theme of the film, that the Giant is ultimately a sapient gun who chooses to be more than a weapon...[[DistractedByTheShiny and is sidetracked midway through]] by how [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing terrifyingly awesome]] the Giant's [[WalkingArmory battle mode]] is, awkwardly returning to his point after a bit of {{Squee}} over the ChestBlaster.

[[folder: ''Titan A.E.'']]
* When Earth is destroyed.
-->'''Chuck:''' Ha! And they made fun of us for making a colony on the moon! Well, [[WhosLaughingNow who's laughing no-]] [[OhCrap Oh shit!]]
-->''(The moon gets pulverized by debris)''
* Cale is constantly being put-down by his non-human coworkers, being forced to wait behind everyone else.
-->"In space, no one can hear you file a workplace discrimination lawsuit."
* At the end of the review, he notes that, if nothing else, at least this film [[TemptingFate is in no way similar to a Disney film]]. Cue [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} A Whole New World]] being played over New Earth/Planet Bob's formation.

[[folder:''Atlantis: The Lost Empire'']]
* Preston Whitmore shows how they'll travel in style.
-->'''Milo:''' Wonderful models, sir. \\
'''Whitmore:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons What's a model?]] Better get on board before I set sail without you!
* When they meet the Atlanteans and they begin speaking every modern language.
-->'''Milo:''' Their language must be based on a root dialect.\\
'''Chuck (as [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Morbo]]):''' [[ArtisticLicenseLinguistics LANGUAGE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!]]
* Chuck names Milo the [[{{Adorkable}} biggest]] [[{{Nerd}} dork]] he's ever seen, and claims he's in the wrong Disney movie. Cue a montage of Milo's many screw-ups set to [[Disney/{{Mulan}} "I'll Make a Man out of You"]].

!!TV Series

* The jabs at Crichton and co's bad luck throughout the ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' reviews:
** In "[[{{Recap/FarscapeS01E01Premiere}} Premiere]]":
---> So let's see; in less than ten minutes, you've been captured, spat on, strangled and tongue-lashed by [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Zoidberg's]] [[TheBigGuy badass cousin]]... and now you have an ArchEnemy. Wonder what the rest of the day will bring, huh, Crichton? If you're lucky, maybe just an anal probe.\\
''(Crichton has just woke up naked in a holding cell)'' Face it, Crichton, life just hates you.''(A helmeted figure is found sitting at the back of the cell)'' Better watch it, Crichton; the way your luck's going, it's probably got a [[NightmareFace spider for a head]] and shrieks bagpipe music before it [[CruelAndUnusualDeath sucks out your juices]].\\
''(The figure removes the helmet)'' Holy crap, you're locked in a cell with Creator/ClaudiaBlack! See, Crichton? It's the cosmos maintaining balance -- and they were even good enough to already take your clothes off! Things are finally looking up for- ''(She begins kicking the crap out of Crichton)'' ... Okay. Guess I'm off the mark, unless that pose is a more awkward way of approaching sex.
** In "[[{{Recap/FarscapeS01E19Nerve}} Nerve]]":
---> The only way that this could possibly be screwed up is horribly bad luck. Unfortunately, if you watch this show, you'll probably know that horribly bad luck happens for the Moya crew nine times out of ten. Tenth time, it's even ''[[SerialEscalation worse]].''\\
''(Describing [[BigBad Scorpius]])'' ...[[MagnificentBastard the most disciplined and calculating mind in the Uncharted Territories]], on a [[TooKinkyToTorture first-name basis with pain]], and [[TheUnfettered the will to travel from A to B in a straight line, no matter how many unfortunate people might be standing in that path]]. And guess what, Crichton? [[OhCrap You now have his undivided attention.]] Under the circumstances, [[BringMyBrownPants bladder release is permissible and, indeed, encouraged]].\\
Meanwhile, Aeryn's treatment is going pretty well: it's stopped her condition from worsening, so they can hold out indefinitely unless something happens with Moya. Anyway, [[FinaglesLaw something happens with Moya]]. To say our heroes are cursed would be underselling it- at least curses usually have a chance of being ''lifted'' in some way.\\
So, for the full scale of just how bad things are: Aeryn's death is imminent, Moya's in the early stages of labour- meaning no escape from the system is possible-, Crichton's locked up in a maximum-security base, being tortured for information, and Chiana and PK Tech Girl have holed up in an out-of-the-way place and hoping that no-one will detect them. [[TemptingFate How can things possibly get worse?]] ''(Captain Crais arrives at the base)'' The arrival of your nemesis and mortal enemy, of course! After this, the Angel Gabriel arrives to tell Crichton he's the only one God doesn't love.
** In "[[{{Recap/FarscapeS02E19LiarsGunsAndMoneyANotSoSimplePlan}} Liars, Guns and Money, part 1: A Not So Simple Plan]]"
--->Things seem to be going according to plan, so obviously something must be going horribly wrong.\\
It turns out this was prompted because the real Scorpius has shown up; he has a deposit here - the deposit [[TheCaper that they're going to steal]]. Yeah. The guy who has been chasing them through the Uncharted Territories with single-minded dedication; yes, ''that guy.'' Oh, and the heat-sink in his head is due for a change, so now they're facing him when he's in an extremely bad mood. The Moya crew's luck is so bad I'm surprised they can play [[RockPaperScissors Scissors Paper Rock]] and not have somebody's fingers fall off.\\
''(Stark has just gone crazy and smashed his security interface, forcing D'Argo to knock him out)'' Now D'Argo's stuck trying hack this thing, and since his previous effort was walking through the front door, I'd say good luck with that... but then, I don't think that even with translator microbes they'd know the meaning of that phrase.\\
... Wait a minute, everybody got away! The hell? Things can't go right, they just... no, it doesn't work that way. Maybe there's a tracking device in the case, or perhaps even worse, the money they've stolen is actually bitcoins.
** In "[[{{Recap/FarscapeS02E20LiarsGunsAndMoneyWithFriendsLikeThese}} Liars, Guns and Money, part 2: With Friends Like These]]"
--->Oh, for fuck's sakes! The only way you guys will catch a break is if "Break" is the name of a virus that makes your ass bleed.\\
...Crichton has decided to [[TimeForPlanB set up a second plan]], using the money from the first plan to finance it. ''(Cut to one of the spider-ingots scuttling away)'' And that is the money they're planning to use, scurrying about the place to remind them of how their plans usually go: even success is ultimately horrible failure.
* "[[{{Recap/FarscapeS02E09OutOfTheirMinds}} Out of Their Minds]]":
** When Crichton is in [[FreakyFridayFlip Aeryn's body]] and falls to the inevitable temptation of checking out her boobs, Chuck sets the whole scene to the ''Farscape'' theme. It is ''glorious.''
** His summary of the show as a whole: "The crew of Moya know [they're pathetic] and they aren't ashamed to admit it. And yet they also know they're badasses. If ''Film/StarWars'' and ''Series/RedDwarf'' had a baby and that baby ran away and joined the circus, that's ''Farscape''.
** Wants ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "I Just Peed in the Maintenance Bay"]]'' as his ringtone, but unfortunately it's too short.
* "Liars Guns And Money":
** In one of the few jokes not related to the crew's horrible luck, Chuck surmises that the situation is building towards one big climax - and then cuts to show a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything huge blob of viscous blue fluid splashing into Chiana's face]]. Chuck can only remark that this [[NotWhatItLooksLike isn't what it looks like]]; after all, D'Argo isn't on board the ship at the time.
** Later, Chuck brings up the "building towards a big climax" joke again, this time following it up with Scorpius and Natira enjoying a violent sexual tryst that ends with the coolant rod ejecting itself from Scorpy's head. "Now that time, it ''was'' what it looked like."
** After it's noted that Moya's creators, The Builders, took their sweet time getting around to investigating Moya's gunship baby, Chuck provides a rather pertinent clip from ''Film/InTheLoop'' regarding the tardiness of builders.

[[folder:''The X-Files'']]
* "[[Recap/TheXFilesS01E01 Pilot]]":
** After mentioning that the events of ''Series/TheLoneGunmen'' bore an uncanny resemblance to 9/11, Chuck proposes another idea George Bush might have gotten from a TV show: US Franchise/PowerRangers.
** When the question arises as to how the courts could possibly prosecute a supernatural crime, which Chuck then continues in this hilarious fashion:
--->'''Chuck:''' I point you to the disastrous case of Kramer vs. (paraphrased) Gelavan-pah-doi-doi-bloop-ooh-ueh-fwuh-whoop-whululululula which showed how difficult jusrisdiction can be in establishing these cases.
* From his review of "[[Recap/TheXFilesS01E21Tooms Tooms]]" :
** When Mulder switches on the escalator that crushes and kills Tooms, a cheery theme song of ''Series/TheJeffersons'' starts playing.
--->[singing enthusiastically] Well we're movin' on up//To the east side.//To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
** This bit: Arlan Green does not like to be called old.
--->'''Chuck as Arlan Green''': Old couple? I'm only 54, for Christ's sake!
* From "[[Recap/TheXFilesS01E10FallenAngel Fallen Angel]]":
** His conspiracy theory:
--->'''Chuck as Max Fennig''': Apollo 11 was completely faked! But thanks to that flying saucer we got at Roswell, we faked it... on the Moon! That's why it looks so real!
** When Mulder and Scully want to interview a witness about her late husband, she's not very willing to talk. Chuck has some funny stuff to say about her appreciation of her late spouse.
---> '''Angry lady''': He's ''dead''! What else is there to know?\\
'''Chuck''': Agh. That is the... hm-um-um... the third worst eulogy I've ever heard.
** His pointing out that Mulder puts on [[PurelyAestheticGlasses his brainy specs]] and that Scully has a hearing at the FBI's [[TableSpace Super Long Table Division]]. Hilarious. TropesAreNotBad, you know. Tropes are funny.
* "[[Recap/TheXFilesS02E03Blood Blood]]":
** "It's a controversial topic, subliminal messages. Personally, I don't think-''must drink Coca-Cola...''"
** The video of LSDM, a chemical pesticide meant to drive away bugs through simulating their fear response, is... [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife Hopper being fed to goldfinch chicks.]]
** Mulder actually hoped that the woman (known from adult films industry) would attack him. Sheriff the cock-blocker absolutely spoilt the fun for him by shooting her.
** His Music/ElvisPresley impersonation, ''thank you very much''!
** Droopy is freaked because his calculator tells him BLOOD too. He's freaked because it normally only says BOOBIES.
** His take on TheOmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: Who are they? "Evil people, duh! Who else? You know, men who sit at long tables in poorly lit rooms full of cigar smoke, who talk about how they're going to controool the wooorld!"
* "[[Recap/TheXFilesS02E02TheHost The Host]]":
** Chuck points out the legal difficulties of trying the freaks in the X-Files universe, and says they just stick them in mental hospitals and use them to prank the guests.
--->'''Tour Guide''': Now, here you'll see a man who thinks he's a suction monster--\\
'''Guest''': Oh, dear God, what is that thing?!?\\
'''Tour Guide''': Stop it! You're just encouraging him! Now Frank, sit down and return to your art therapy.
** Claiming the teaser, involving a toilet flooding an entire hallway, is one of his home movies.[[note]]Around the time the review came out originally, Chuck was experiencing plumbing problems.[[/note]]
* "[[Recap/TheXFilesS02E04Sleepless Sleepless]]":
** Chuck gives us this little gem while discussing the NSA.
--->Still, if the news of the past week has taught us anything, it's that the government wants to have that stuff down there. They want to know everything from how often I order Chinese food to how often I download erotic pictures of [[Franchise/MassEffect Tali'Zorah]]. Kidding, kidding of course...{{Beat}}...I hate Chinese food.
* "[[Recap/TheXFilesS02E06Ascension Ascension]]":
** After going through Mulder's report, which is likely full of typos, Skinner tells Mulder he's reopening the X-Files, after which Mulder just walks out.
--->'''Skinner:''' Uh, you're welcome! And there's only one "s" in "asphyxiation"!
* "[[Recap/TheXFilesS02E15FreshBones Fresh Bones]]":
** Claiming that the teaser was actually caused by a ceramic lawn jockey the camera focuses on for some odd reason.
* "[[Recap/TheXFilesS02E22FEmasculata F. Emasculata]]"
** Mulder have to concede that Cigarette Smoking Man has a point about handling threat of the infection. He is ''not'' happy about this:
--->'''Chuck (as Mulder):''' ''(grumbling)'' Black-lunged son of a... "How many are being infected because you're not doing your job? Myah, myah, myah! You can't prove I did anything!" Well, watch your ass, pal! Because when I put my to it there's nothing I can't-- ''(fumbles with his seatbelt)'' I can't-- ''(continued fumbling with his seatbelt)'' Can't, get-- ''(even more fumbling with his seatbelt before giving up)'' Christ! ''(his phone rings)'' Oh, what fresh hell is this?! ''(takes the call)'' You've reached Fox Mulder, kindly ''fuck off!''
* "[[Recap/TheXFilesS02E24OurTown Our Town]]"
** After he finds proof of cannibalism in a way that renders it 100% inadmissible in any court of law, Chuck wonders how much of Mulder's career troubles are from a shadowy conspiracy, and how much come from him being a shitty agent.

[[folder:''Battlestar Galactica'']]
* During the ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}'' miniseries review:
** The constant comments by Colonel Tigh on his drunkenness, as well as this comment:
--->'''Chief Tyrol''': That was heartless, Colonel! What are you, a Cylon or something?\\
'''Colonel Tigh''': Blow me, Chief. I'm no more a Cylon than you are.
** And later:
--->'''Chuck''': [[Series/QuantumLeap A hologram that only you can see and hear, huh?]] Guess that means Dean Stockwell's a Cylon as well!
** Lightheartedly comparing the attack on Caprica to 9/11 conspiracy theories.
** "Gah, I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'. Good thing I didn't."
** During Adama's Earth speech:
--->'''Adama''': And then there's the scurvy.\\
'''Officer''': We get it, sir.\\
'''Adama''': The slow descent into cannibalism.\\
'''Officer''': You've made your point, sir.\\
'''Adama''': Flipping a coin to decide whether you should step out the airlock or just blow your head off.\\
'''Officer''': Please stop cheering us up. You're making the Marines cry.
* The Cylon centurions constantly snarking at the events and the plot.
* "No president is a super-hero, except Obama, or as his true birth certificate calls him, [[Franchise/GreenLantern John Stewart]]."

[[folder: ''Babylon 5'']]
* In "[[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS02E16InTheShadowOfZHaDum}} In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum]]", his comments about Jesus being a superhero becomes especially funny when he calls Jesus a Golden Age superhero, and thus his miracles wouldn't affect wood.
* His thoughts on Ivanova's "Human-style sex" from Acts of Sacrifice
-->"I'm saving this for when I have to teach my kids about the birds and the bees."
* In "[[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS01E02SoulHunter}} Soul Hunter]]" when the second hunter arrives and Sinclair sarcastically asks if there's a convention nobody told him about, Chuck has Ivanova claim that the next day is Soultober Fest and then go on to describe the festivities.
* His impressions of the Mantis guy who showed up in couple episodes. Who he characterises as being a funny man.
-->"You'll have to excuse me I was just praying. Ha ha ha bit of an Ice breaker."\\
-->'"Ya don't have to bite my head off. Who do you think you are, my wife? Ha He Ha I've got a million of 'em."
* From "[[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS03E19GreySeventeenIsMissing}} Grey 17 is Missing]]", after Marcus gives his badass Ranger oath about standing on the bridge so none may pass:
--> "No no, you're thinking of the wizard. The ranger ran like hell!"
* From "[[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS02E10GROPOS}} GROPOS]]", the conversation between one of the soldiers and Delenn:
-->'''Bald Soldier''': Minbari don't have hair. This is human hair.
-->'''Chuck!Bald Soldier''': It's mine, [[ImpossibleThief you stole it from me]]!
* His ActorAllusions with Sheridan,like when he's just finished giving the speech from Earth declaring martial law.
-->'"Sheridan feels awful having read that. This is the worst thing he's done since Transmorphers 2."
-->'"To see this situation as an opportunity you know like Tron Uprsing."
* The ritualistic Minbari dinner in “Confessions and Lamentations,” which Lennier says he spent ''two days'' preparing, makes Chuck speculate that the streets of Minbar are filled with Chinese takeout and pizza because most couples don’t want to spend two days cooking.
* Chuck editing the scene where Sinclair wakes up in the simulation, with his telecomm using Alexa's voice, and his communicator playing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjIMqfWDPC4 "The Humpty Dance"]] by Digital Underground, which keeps playing until he [Chuck] starts narrating again.
* The ''Deathwalker'' review has a running gag where everyone hearing the titular character's nickname mistakes it for a Chuck Norris movie.

* In the review for the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "[[{{Recap/FireflyE08OutOfGas}} Out of Gas]]" he makes a comment on Wash's PornStache shown in the flashback to indicate that he was an ex-porn star, and that the "skills" he learned from it were what got Zoe to like him. He also rattles off porn title versions of other Creator/JossWhedon shows: ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy the Vampire Layer]]'', ''[[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Dr. Horrible's Super-Long Dong]]'', and ''[[Series/{{Dollhouse}} Sex-Doll House]]''.
* The "[[{{Recap/FireflyE04Shindig}} Shindig]]" review: "Yeah, too far, Mal. Picking on Kaylee, it's like punching [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]]. It's just ''plain'' wrong."

[[folder: ''Doctor Who'']]
* His utter horror in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS3E7TheCelestialToymaker The Celestial Toymaker]]" at hearing the King of Hearts drop the n-word.
* This line from the review of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS10E5TheGreenDeath The Green Death]]" after he discovers the villain's rather unimpressive lair (in a power plant's office block) has a fully functioning self destruct system.
-->'''Chuck''': [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Now witness the firepower of this]] '''[[MundaneMadeAwesome fully armed and operational OFFICE BUILDING!!!]]'''
* From his review of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E1AnUnearthlyChild An Unearthly Child]]", his use of political jokes about the cavemen, especially as they wildly veer back and forth between American and British references. And naming the old cavewoman '[[MoralGuardians Mary Whitehouse]]' as well as his high pitched impression of her continued rants about fire being bad.
* In the lost episode "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS3E1Galaxy4 Galaxy 4]]", we encounter a psychotic female captain named Maaga. After some sound clips demonstrate her ruthless attitude towards her own crew, Chuck 'accidentally' starts to call her 'Janeway' before correcting himself.
** In the same episode, he notes the Drahvins return in an Alliance of the Eleventh Doctor's worst enemies, including angry Creator/DavidTennant fans.
** And in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E4MarcoPolo Marco Polo]]", after Kublai Khan outmaneuvers the title character, Chuck dubs him with Kirk's "KHAAAAN!" scream from ''Film/{{Star Trek II|The Wrath of Khan}}''.
** In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS5E4TheEnemyOfTheWorld The Enemy of the World]]", Griffin, [[SarcasmMode the Happiest Man Alive]].
* According to Chuck, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E8FathersDay the universe's way]] of repairing a NeverTheSelvesShallMeet [[TimeCrash paradox]] is through the power of RickRoll (complete with a crowd screaming in fear).
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS5E7TheWheelInSpace The Wheel in Space]]" funny bits include Cyberman dancing, and a [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]] shout out. "In the not-too distant future..."
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS6E3TheInvasion The Invasion]]": [[TheBrigadier Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart's]] song
* During his review of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E1Rose Rose]]", the title character meets a conspiracy nut that runs a Doctor-sighting site. Even his family finds him nuts.
-->'''Chuck''': Poor people. Having to put up with this hobby taking over...(shouting at his own family) Get out! I told you, I am not playing. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am. Working.]] Now get out! (beat) Sorry about that.
* The [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan obligatory joke]] when Dalek Caan performs the emergency temporal shift in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E5EvolutionOfTheDaleks Evolution of the Daleks]]".
** He also uses a clip of the Doctor that closely matches the expression of the source of said obligatory joke.
* Part of of his review of the "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime The End of Time]]" has the culmination of his "Dammit, there's nothing gay about this!" running gag after one too many HoYay moments between the Doctor and the Master.
-->'''Chuck:''' Oh, I can't pretend anymore! It's gay, it's gay, it's so gay! On a scale of one to ten this scores a ''gay-point-gay!'' It's so gay, that when mathematically graphed out it forms a fractal of gayness bending over further and further into infinity, like an M. C. Escher sketch of man-on-man action where both men are simultaneously the man on the other man! On the seventh day of Creation, when God planned to create gay, he saw the across time, blinked, then did a slow clap while shaking his head, saying "Well, there's no way I can top that. I might as well take the day off!" even as Adam protested, "You can't stop now. All you've made of the dinosaurs are bones! And what about this Higgs boson thing? You were up all night making all the blueprints. You can't not create it now!"
** Also from that review: "It all connects to a prophecy from [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E15PlanetOfTheDead a woman he met on the bus]]... [[ItMakesSenseInContext yeah, look, just go along with it]]..."
** In responce to the over-the-top performance of Creator/JohnSimm's Master, Chuck brings up the hamminess of Anthony Ainley's Master, and offers the following theory: the writers, in writing the new Master, saw that previous level of hamminess... and interpreted it ''as a dare''.
** "[[Film/TheWizard I love the Time Gauntlet! It's so baaaaad!]]"
* His review of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour The Eleventh Hour]]" continues the "unintentional bondage theme" of the trilogy of reviews.
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E2TheEndOfTheWorld The End of the World]]" the Adherrents of the Repeated Meme get [[MemeticMutation exactly the running gag you'd expect.]]
** He also, rather appropriately, replaces the song 'Tainted Love' (which played in the original episode) with Music/REM's 'The End of the World as We Known It'. Complete with the Ninth Doctor bobbing his head in tune with the song.
** His running gag about how horrifying Cassandra is.
*** This culminates in her death scene: using the same tone of voice he used to describe how the Doctor was willing to have Cassandra die, the second she bursts, he says "I'm going to throw up."
* The description for the "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS7E4Inferno Inferno]]" review:
--> This month's look at Doctor Who travels back to the early adventures of the Third Doctor. Someone wants to drill a hole through the crust of the Earth, so the Doctor winds up in a nightmare alternate reality, [[InsaneTrollLogic I trust you see the connection]].
* His comments on Omega's LargeHam in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS10E1TheThreeDoctors The Three Doctors]]".
-->"This is the part where Creator/BrianBlessed comes in and says 'Dude, take it down a notch!'"
* In the "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E2TheArkInSpace Ark In Space]]" review, Chuck deducts that Harry Sullivan seems to be "the embodiment of every stereotype Americans have for the English". [[TemptingFate He then says that all he needs is a bowler hat]]- [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/happypotato/harrybowlerhat.png ahh]].
** He even has a clip of Harry going "I say! What's all that there?"
* TheStinger for "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E3TheSontaranExperiment The Sontaran Experiment]]." After an entire episode of a Sontaran subjecting humans on a blasted Earth to cruel experiments ForScience, we get...
-->[[{{Videogame/Portal2}} Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because]] ''[[{{Videogame/Portal2}} I'm a potato]].''
* From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E4GenesisOfTheDaleks Genesis of the Daleks]]":
** Referring to Harry Sullivan's repeated ability to get into trouble: "Poor, dumb Harry."
** Chuck deciding that he wants to use outdated, obsolete technology as "future tech" because he can just make up names for them.
** Questioning why the line "She is a Norm. All Norms must die. It is the law." hasn't become a meme, Chuck mentions that it's hard to resist using it in conversation.
--->'''Chuck:''' Made for a very awkward parent-teacher conference, I can tell you that.
* From [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E11FearHer "Fear Her"]]:
** Chuck opens the review with a quote from episode writer Matthew Graham, responding to the criticism with "It's not meant for you". He gleefully takes that as a challenge to thrash the episode and then claim it's "not meant for Matthew Graham". The way he says "It's not meant for yoooouuu! Hahaha!" in an evil, vaguely European accent seals the deal.
** Growing so incensed with the mother that he says, in rapid succession, that she makes [[LadyDrunk Madoka's mom]] look like Clark Kent's, and that Neelix is awed by her incompetence.
* From [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E1AsylumOfTheDaleks "Asylum of the Daleks"]]: Calling Clara Oswald a CILF, then showing great interest after she mentions her "phase".
* From the top 50 missing episodes video, "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E4MarcoPolo Marco Polo]]":
--> "The TARDIS lands in the Himalayas, and they wonder if a giant footprint outside might be from an Abominable Snowman. [[HilariousInHindsight Yeah, that's a ridiculous thought]]."
* Discussing his mixed feelings about an episode of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS4E5TheUnderwaterMenace The Underwater Menace]]" being discovered.
--> "Any lost episode being found is a cause for celebration from ''Doctor Who'' fans, so you can imagine my delight when the news came. Another episode found, hooray! Which one was it? ...Oh. The Underwater Menace. (quietly) Shit. Hooray...I guess.
* From the "Lost in Time" series, while discussing some rumors that had appeared recently and checking if it was possible for them to be true, he starts to explain a very unlikely scenario of a group of mercenaries working distributing television shows in Africa and the Middle-East to hide their mercenary work, including Doctor Who, with it sounding like something out of a fiction story... only to make it clear that the rumor is, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer hold on to your hats]], that they had Doctor Who in their vaults, and all the other stuff is ''historically accurate''. Chuck even cracks at one point at how unbelievable it is.
** "'''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS18E2Meglos THANKS BE TO T.I.E.!]]'''"
* When Eleven brings up the one incarnation he's tried his hardest to forget in "[[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor The Day of the Doctor]]", Chuck guesses it's Creator/PeterCushing.
** His somewhat terrified squeeing over the 12th Doctor's DeathGlare.
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma The Twin Dilemma]]", Chuck is stunned by the fact that the Doctor seems to be manually inputting the millions of millions of possible combinations for a digitized lock: "With fingers that nimble, it's a wonder Romana ever left the TARDIS."
** As one of Mestor's mind-controlled mooks feels the effects of his death.
--->'''Chuck:''' He is in agony. How can we help--\\
''(Hugo promptly punches the screaming mook in the gut)''\\
'''Chuck:''' He really is a cop, isn't he?
* Apparently, "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E10LoveAndMonsters Love & Monsters]]" is so bad, that Michael Grade cancelled the show in the vain hope it would never be aired.
* From the "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E8SilenceInTheLibrary Silence in the Library]]" review, after a small, round security camera falls to the ground: [[{{Videogame/Portal2}} "I'm in space"]].
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances The Doctor Dances]]", Chuck describes how the nanogenes are destroying the world, but thinking they're saving it, like anti-vaccine advocate Jenny [=McCarthy=].
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWho2013CSTheTimeOfTheDoctor The Time of the Doctor]]", he says that the regeneration of Matt Smith is emotional and heartfelt. [[MoodWhiplash But in the middle is a whole lot of Stupid!!]]
** His speculating how Creator/MattSmith and Creator/KarenGillan's reunion might have gone.
-->'''Karen:''' Is that a wig?\\
'''Matt:''' Yes, I shaved my head for [[Film/LostRiver an independent film that lost money and people hated]]. You?\\
'''Karen:''' Yup, shaved my head for [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy a big budget film that made tons of money and people loved.]]\\
'''Matt:''' Heh, sellout.
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS20E6TheKingsDemons The King's Demons]]", after the Doctor says "a French knight", we cut to a brief but obligatory clip from ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''.
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E5TheAngelsTakeManhattan The Angels Take Manhattan]]", he's so baffled by the Statue of Liberty becoming a Weeping Angel, that he asks the Doctor for an explanation:
-->'''[[Series/TheThickOfIt MalcolmTucker]]:''' How does that... how does that even work? Oh, fuck no, I don't care!

[[folder:''The Orville'']]
* From the "Old Wounds" review
** Chuck explains how Creator/SethMacFarlane's character, Mercer, has had a rough year:
--->Any way, Mercer took the affair hard, got a divorce, and spend the last year torpedoing his own career, with stumbling into work late and hungover and making a lot of bad decisions, [[TakeThat like]] ''Film/AMillionWaysToDieInTheWest''.
** During the introduction of Penny Johnson Jerald's character:
--->She, of course, was Kasidy Yates on ''Deep Space Nine'', and she is playing the ship's doctor here, Finn, meaning that she is not only a ''regular'', but she is one of the ''main characters'', so that certainly gives some legitimacy to this. I mean, I know some people would say that Creator/BrannonBraga provides legitimacy, to which I would have to respond "[[PretenderDiss Ah-ha-ho-ho-ho! Priceless!]]"
** When it turns out that tardigrades (well, tardigrade DNA) surprisingly also plays a role in the episode, Chuck cannot help but make the obvious comparison to ''Series/StarTrekDiscovery'':
--->It's a toss up if whether [''The Orville'']'s use of tardigrades or ''Discovery''[='=]s is more absurd, but the fact that Seth [=MacFarlane=]'s show is even in the running should be damning.

[[folder:''Stargate Verse'']]

[[folder: SG- 1 ]]

* From his "[[Recap/StargateSG1S1E1ChildrenOfTheGods Children of the Gods]]" review, Chuck spends a minute going through the expected tropes with Sam being the most probable DesignatedVictim. Then Skara is taken instead:
-->'''Chuck:''' Well fuck a duck.
** A meta one: in the closing seconds of the second part of the review, as Chuck is delivering his "Next Time" spiel, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent an alarm clock goes off in the background]].
* From "[[Recap/StargateSG1S1E2TheEnemyWithin The Enemy Within]]", he decides there needs to be a little break from the sheer weight of how screwed Kowalski is going into the surgery. This break involves a drawing of Daniel spending some quality time with [[FanFic/StargateEquestria Twilight Sparkle]].
** Also from that episode, poking fun at fans who took him to task for inaccuracies, by launching into a minute-long monologue filled with the most hilarious inaccuracies you could possibly imagine.
--->'''Chuck:''' The Goa'uld voice effect that was employed in this episode was inspired by a blown take early in shooting when Amanda Tapping was possessed by the spirit of Gozer the Gozerian and began hovering and spraying the crew with blood.
* From "Nemesis", after O'Neill contacts the SGC to request explosives to destroy Thor's ship.
-->'''Carter:''' That's a lot of explosives sir.\\
'''Chuck!O'Neill:''' I told you I'm [[BrickJoke going fishing]].
** When Carter asks if the Replicators are mechanical:
--->'''O'Neil:''' [[FlatYes Yes]]. Hence, [[BuffySpeak techno-bugs]].\\
'''Carter:''' [[AmbiguousSyntax I assumed they were bugs that listened to dubstep.]]\\
'''O'Neil:''' Touché.
* From the end of "[[Recap/StargateSG1S4E7Watergate Watergate]]" using the "Ballad of the Green Berets" music, he composes an ode to all RedShirts.
-->Hapless soldiers from the sky,\\
Beaming down to quickly die.\\
Men who know their life’s crappy\\
Those fighting men in the red jersey.\\\
Kirk, and Spock, [=McCoy=] and him.\\
Bones will soon say, “He’s dead Jim.”\\
His quick demise we all foresee\\
For he’s the one in the red jersey.\\\
Not black. Not white. No race assumed.\\
There’s just one hue to seal his doom.\\
And even when he’s a she,\\
She’s just as dead in a red jersey.\\\
We all know it’s too late.\\
Beaming down, we sealed our fate.\\
For Kirk and Spock, they too did see\\
They both did die in a red jersey.


[[folder: Atlantis ]]

* From his "[[{{Recap/StargateAtlantisS03E14TaoOfRodney}} Tao of Rodney]]" review we have him equating [[MilitaryMaverick Sheppard]] teaching [[InsufferableGenius Rodney]] how to [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascend]], to the blind teaching the blind to Paint-by-numbers.
** Also the bagpipe noises every time Rodney tries to clear his mind.
* The description for "[[{{Recap/StargateAtlantisS05E06TheShrine}} The Shrine]]" on Chuck's main site:
--> Rodney gets a brain parasite that slowly shuts down his higher brain functions until he's reduced to the state of a drooling imbecile. Then he renames the network 'Creator/{{Syfy}}'.

* From the ''Series/GameOfThrones'' pilot:
** Chuck's combined drinking game for severed heads and naked ladies (each naked lady covered up with a shot of a protester holding up a sign saying "I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT BOOBS ARE AWESOME!"
*** And by the time he gets to Khal Drogo sleeping with Daenerys, he's all out of booze, mixes up his notes, and grabs one of the more theological pieces from the ''[[TheMatrix Matrix]]'' review.
** "By the way, 'Screw you and the horse you rode in on" is only a figure of speech. Don't expect her to ''literally screw the horse!'' Though this might have inspired the ''Series/GameOfThrones''[=/=]''MyLittlePony'' SlashFic [[{{Rule34}} I'm sure somebody has written somewhere.]]"
** "Because if there is one thing you can take away from Game of Thrones, it should be that blond royalty equals perverts. The Imp that was just having a wild orgy? HE'S THE NORMAL ONE."
* Calling the [[Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot 2011 Wonder Woman pilot]] "Pants to be Darkened."
** The opening where a black kid is accepted into college causes Chuck to say he should probably make a joke about "getting the wrong video," before settling on calling it the most unsettling ad for the United Negro College Fund.
--->"Eyeblood is a terrible thing to waste."
** As Wonder Woman's employees applaud her after her violent rampage in the climax:
--->[[WesternAnimation/{{Sealab2021}} "All hail the Overlord! All hail the Overlord!"]]
** The SFX subtitles. Just hilarious.
** The picture of Bizarro to this quote:
--->"Ah, so when the government official connected to the bad guy upholds the law, that's bad. When the government official connected to the good guy ''ignores'' the law, that's good. Because in this world Superman looks like this."
** Using "[[{{Main/Gigi}} Thank Heaven For Little Girls]]" as the opening.
** The "I'm a Princess" Rant at the beginning of Part 2.
** When one of Wonder Woman's assistants tries to calm her down by mentioning that patience is a virtue.
--->'''Wonder Woman''': It's not one of mine.\\
'''Chuck''': ''(deadpan)'' That's a fucking [[SociopathicHero understatement]].
* From ''Series/TwinPeaks'' review, describing Agent Cooper's methods: "I normally don't use the phrase '[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I shit you not]]', except when I'm teaching Sunday school.
* His summary for ''Series/TorchwoodMiracleDay'' episode 2:
--> Our continuing look at ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'''s fourth season, where every human on Earth has become immortal... except Captain Jack who now seems inexplicably mortal now. That hipster, always having to stop doing something just because it's gone mainstream.
** An appearance by Creator/WayneKnight gets, "[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Hello, Newman]]." A later reference to TheSingularity gets, "Hello, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_von_Neumann Von Neumann]]."
** From Part 1, when we see Gwen's...extensive...gun collection, Chuck realizes that Britain does not have any guns not because of some law: it's because Gwen took all the guns for herself.
** In Part 4, he points out how not only has Oswald - the known pedophile and murderer - stood up as advocate for the quarantined, but a hospital worker has pointed him to ''an abandoned baby girl'': "Ah, ''Miracle Day''. You're always surprising. Much like the contents of a serial killer's fridge."
** In Part 7, he jokingly complains that Classic Doctor Who didn't have ''this'' sort of sexual malarkey. Cue the ''massive'' storm of quotes from the old series reinterpreted for maximum innuendo.
*** Immediately after this bit comes a glorious bit of black comedy as he concedes that "maybe" the show isn't quite so family friendly but at least Doctor Who would never have paedophiles like Oswald Danes on the show... [[spoiler: and the screen immediately cuts to [[Recap/DoctorWho1985JFIGSAFixWithSontarans Jimmy Savile's appearance on the show]].]] Much to Chuck's exasperation.
*** And then he admits that [[spoiler:at least the Doctor and Tegan knew what they were dealing with... [[TakeThat by cutting to a clip of them disgustedly reacting to Savile on the viewscreen]]]].
* When the aliens in ''Series/SpaceAboveAndBeyond'' are almost nicknamed walkers: "Oh yeah, a show that [[Series/TheWalkingDead called its villains "walkers"]] wouldn't last half as long as ''Space: Above and Beyond''."
** As the recruits arrive at boot camp, a DrillSergeantNasty starts addressing them like he's an auctioneer. Chuck says he should leave and watch Creator/RLeeErmey in action. Cue R. Lee Ermey in action...
* ''Series/BlakesSeven'':
** "They say [[Film/{{Alien}} in space, no-one can hear you scream]]. But once again, Creator/BrianBlessed proves them wrong."
** And the small matter of him shouting random bible verses over his talking at one point.
* ''Series/{{Fringe}}'': Originally, Chuck planned to review the episode "[[Recap/FringeS02E16Peter Peter]]". Instead, he did "[[Recap/FringeS02E13WhatLiesBelow What Lies Below]]". Why? [[spoiler:Chuck is ''so unfamiliar'' with the series, he had [[EpicFail no idea]] he was watching '''the wrong episode''' until partway through.]]
-->'''Chuck''': '''So'''... enjoy today's outing of "Fringe" while I go [[HeadDesk bang my head against the wall]] for a little while.
** This winds up doubling as a BrickJoke when Chuck [[spoiler:fails to see the significance of Bishop's line "I can't let Peter die again."]] a little while later.
--->'''Chuck''': Uh, 'kay... ...I'm guessing I missed something. ...[[CompletelyMissingThePoint eh, probably not important,]] [[SkewedPriorities let's get back to poking]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext the dead Patrick Stewart]].
* From ''Series/ChildrenOfDune'', his comment on how Stilgar and Paul work together after Paul tells him not to kill an enemy.
-->'''Chuck''': You know, that's their relationship in a nutshell. Stilgar asks to kill somebody, Paul asks him politely not to, and so on. You know, I can imagine when they were in the White House, [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Kennedy]] and [[UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson LBJ]] were like this all the time.
* ''Discworld/Hogfather'': After Teatime's DisneyVillainDeath, Chuck waxes philosophical about how, given that the story is all about examining Humanity's tendency create gods and entities to explain various happenings and forces they don't understand, it's odd there has never been an AnthropomorphicPersonification of [[GravitySucks Gravity]]. People create reason for the sun rising or money appearing for their teeth or even Death itself, but no one ever seems to question the ever-present downward force. And because of that, it stays constant, even in a place as removed from reality as the Toothfairy's realm. And who controls this constant universal force? Why the same [[BiggerBad Auditors]] of [[CelestialBureaucracy Reality]] that hired Teatime in the first place.
-->'''An Auditor:''' [[OhCrap "Oh.]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Bugger."]]

[[folder:''Cowboy Bebop'']]
* In the ''Anime/CowboyBebop'' review, using CowboyBebopAtHisComputer as an actual joke.

* Of course the robots from ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}'' crash into each other all the time; they were made by [[ActorAllusion Counselor Troi]]!
* His ad for Two Guys With A Van villainy services during his review of "[[Recap/GargoylesS2TheMirror The Mirror]]".
* In his review of "[[Recap/GargoylesS2CityOfStone City of Stone]]", when Theatre/MacBeth is getting crowned king of Scotland, his hands are spread out, and the subtitles say "Safe!"
** His joke about gravity being a full-fledged character in the story due to falling/nearly falling to death being used as a plot device again and again. It ends with a caption gag.
--> Oh no! Gravity's back to kill again!
* In "[[Recap/GargoylesS2EyeOfTheBeholder Eye of the Beholder]]", Chuck goes on a tirade on how Fox was turned into a Werewolf as opposed to a Werefox.
** Also makes fun of a spelling error in the episode... never even knew there was such a thing as a corut before now.
* In "[[Recap/GargoylesS1TheThrillOfTheHunt The Thrill of the Hunt]]", when Fox, Wolf, Goliath, and Lexington fall into a photoshoot with bikini models, Chuck replaces the music for the ''entire'' scene with [[Film/AustinPowers Austin Powers']] {{Leitmotif}}.

[[folder:''Avatar: The Last Airbender'']]
* From his review of season 1: "Since a comet, being made of rocks, ice, and gases, naturally powers the one element that's not present."
-->'''Zhao:''' I realise my plan might seem insane at first, but if we destroy the moon, we'll cripple the greatest threat we face.\\
'''Iroh:''' Waterbenders?\\
'''Zhao:''' [[BaitAndSwitchComparison No, werewolves!]] They're everywhere, I tell you!
** Later, when Zhao is being dragged to a watery grave by the Ocean Spirit, Chuck notes that he always figured he'd be [[CallBack killed by werewolves]].
** Chuck calling Aang both "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Charlie Brown" and "Light-Up Aang with Kung-Fu Grip", as well as giving General Zhao "Admiral-I-Set-Fire-To-My-Own-Boats" and "Count Crazy von Crazy".
** His description of Jun the bounty hunter, ending with "...Marry me, Jun."
* From his review of season 2 on tempting the gods of irony:
-->'''Chuck''': The first thing we learn is that the Dai Li are still loyal to Long Feng, that the letter from Toph's mom was actually from the bounty hunters who trap her in a metal cage, and that the Kyoshi Warriors who arrive to meet with the king are not Suki and her cohorts, but Azula, Mai and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]].
** Chuck also ends his introductory description of Azula as an evil, controlling psychopath with a lament of yet another cartoon character reminding him of an ex-girlfriend.
** His comparison of the Owl Librarian to the Tootsie pop owl.
* From the review of Season 3:
** Chuck says you're not allowed to enjoy the scene with Katara and Toph mud wrestling [[{{Squick}} because they're both minors]]... but he's not sure Quentin Tarantino wasn't involved, given the number of shots of Toph's bare feet.
** When Chuck talks about the episode, "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheHeadband The Headband]]", he says the Gaang must avoid the headmaster and his henchmen.
--->'''Chuck:''' Yes, all teachers have henchmen, or HAD should I say. ''(under breath)'' Stupid school cutbacks.
** When Azula uses firebending to fly off one gondola to another:
--->'''Chuck!Azula:''' Captain Crazy-Pants away!

[[folder:''The Legend Of Korra'']]
* Chuck's running gag in his review of the first two episodes about how Korra's gleefully smiling LongingLook also looks like a glassy-eyed SlasherSmile, and his fervent hope that Korra doesn't suddenly start murdering everybody in their sleep.
* When he hears Richard Epcar's voice, he goes into a monologue on how multiple animation marathons cause him to mix up voices, thinking about what [[ActorAllusion Batou]] will tell [[Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex Major Kusanagi]] about the Avatar, but then remembers that Bato is the name of Katara and Sokka's father (actually it's not) and then the Chief from The Omega Glory starts spinning in the air reciting [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann anime titles]]. [[SpaceWhaleAesop The moral of the story is not to eat Taco Bell and watch Adult Swim while tired.]]
** Chuck later admits that was mistaken about some of the voice actors, but he pleads the "Creator/BrannonBraga Defense": "[[TakeThat Dreams don't have to make sense.]]"
* Chuck making light of Mako delivering a OneLiner after stopping a group of gangsters by violently crashing their van and causing it to explode:
-->'''Mako:''' ''(smug)'' Look like you had some car trouble. Good thing the police is here.\\
'''Gangster:''' My spine is broken!\\
'''Mako:''' ''(still smug)'' That'll teach you to handle ''hot'' goods!\\
'''Gangster:''' ''(crying)'' I can't feel my legs!
* Chuck discussing how Korra seems to hate her boyfriend, Mako, with: "And that's the audience's job!"

[[folder:''My Little Pony'']]
* Turning Sparkle, Twilight into [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]].
-->Unicorn in alley this morning, tyre cutie mark on stomach. Equestria is afraid of me, I've seen its true face. The mare in the moon is coming, and when the night foams up around their waste, all the horses and politicians will shout "save us!". And I'll look down and whisper, neigh!
** In the beginning segment of the episode, he states that he thinks the show's PeripheryDemographic is due to divine intervention or a DealWithTheDevil. Then...
-->"So, the show's creator, Creator/LaurenFaust...wait a minute, '''[[MeaningfulName Faust?]]''' Oh come on, that's just being too obvious!"
** How Chuck describes how reviewing this show feels to him:
-->"I feel like Creator/BillHicks wandering into the [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Hundred Acre Wood]]!"
** "When did the mare in the moon [[LordOfTheRings exchange reason for madness?!]]"
** "Just kidding, horses and ponies are different. [[InternetBackdraft Please don't]] [[AvertedTrope write me]]."
** "...and Pinkie Pie's laughing when confronted with terror represents [[spoiler: marijuana]]."
*** His reaction in Pinkie Pie's introduction: "Ugh, I think I dated her once..."
** "Joy is a sign of weakness, and weakness will get ya killed, Spike!"
* "All girls have their desires...that sounded better before I said it."
* From "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E2TheReturnOfHarmonyPart2 The Return of Harmony Part 2]]": "With her friends gone, the world is a much darker place." (Several highly amusing things rush past, including bison dancing ballet and a pony running along the sides of the screen) "...Metaphorically, of course."
** His completely giving up on trying to avoid AccidentalInnuendo when the girls start pinning each other down.
* In his "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess Suited for Success]]" review he briefly goes on a confused aside wondering how his show went from spaceships and robots to ponies singing a song while sewing a dress.
* During his April Fool's special, he notes that he can't Tweet about his job anymore, since when people say 'I'm watching My Little Pony at 3 in the morning', they usually end that sentence with [[Rule34 'and masturbating']]
** His VerbalBackpedaling when mentioning Twilight's [[AccidentalInnuendo anal tendencies]], mostly because it came after the word 'masturbating'.
** His take away from "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E25PartyOfOne Party of One]]"? That his Jihad against surprise parties is completely justified.
* From the Spring Equinox Show:
** Chuck groaning in ever increasing exasperation every time someone breaks into song.

[[folder:''Clone Wars'']]
* Count Dooku gets to do something to Savage Oppress that Chuck has only dreamed of doing to his students: force lightning!
** In part one of the review he plays a clip in the language ''Franchise/StarWars'' is meant to be heard -- Spanish!
* The running gag in which Count Dooku can never get the items he wants in the size he wants.
* From "[[{{Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS2E2CargoOfDoom}} "Cargo of Doom"]]":
** Admiral Yularen astonishes Chuck with how a Republic Star Destroyer has no contingency plans in a war against an army of killer robots.
-->'''Admiral Yularen:''' I came down to see if I can be of any help.\\
'''Anakin:''' Really?\\
'''Admiral Yularen:''' No, I came over to be exasperate with whatever unorthodox plan you come up with. If you can give me a moment to put on my [[HighClassGlass monocle]], I'll make sure it falls out at the right time to punctuate how brilliantly mad your plan is.
* In "[[{{Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS2E1HolocronHeist}} "Holocron Heist"]]", Yoda's face during premonitions tends to look like [[{{Fartillery}} he has gas]].
** Obi-Wan's [[SurroundedByIdiots bad handling]] of the break-in, even after Yoda told him it would happen. He decides to rub Obi-Wan's face in it.
--> '''Yoda''': Ha! Outlive you all I will. Kiss my green ass you will.\\
'''Obi-Wan''': Yes master, you ''always'' tells us.\\
'''Yoda''': Ha! For my ass has the force, and a ''powerful'' ass it is!
* In [[{{Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS2E5LandingAtPointRain}} "Landing at Point Rain"]], Chuck discusses how the Jedi value peace and only kill as a last resort. Cut to Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi ordering his clone troopers to use [[NoKillLikeOverkill flamethrowers]] on the enemy.
* In [[{{Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS2E6WeaponsFactory}} "Weapons Factory"]], when Barris is worried about starving while trapped with Ashoka:
--> '''Barris''': Just so you know, we're different species, [[CrossesTheLineTwice so if I eat you it's technically not cannibalism]].
* In [[{{Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS2E7LegacyOfTerror}} "Legacy of Terror"]]:
** "I found [Luminara's] light saber." "No, I found --" *buzzing noise* "No, you've got the lightsaber. Does anyone have a Wet Wipe?"
* In [[{{Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS2E8BrainInvaders}} "Brain Invaders"]] :
** This conversation about how pervy some of the names in ''Star Wars'' are:
-->'''Rick [=McCullum=]:''' Hey, George, maybe a creature covered in tentacles and given the name "Master Fisto" isn't as kid-friendly as you think.\\
'''Creator/GeorgeLucas:''' You said the same thing about Master Dickrangler and Darth Gottabigcock. I'm starting to think ''you're'' the one with the problem!
** After Ahsoka kills a possessed Clone Trooper, then says he was her friend, Chuck [[CallBack calls back to it]] when Ahsoka and Bariss are fighting.
--> '''Ahsoka''': Please, Bariss, [[IKnowYoureInThereSomewhereFight you're my friend]]! And you know what I [[KillTheOnesYouLove do to my friends!]]
* In [[{{Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS2E17BountyHunters}} "Bounty Hunters"]], Anakin is TrainingThePeacefulVillagers, and when they protest that they don't even have weapons Anakin shows them how to use a staff. Cue the clip of [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Indy]] [[NeverBringAKnifeToAGunfight shooting the swordsman]].
* In [[{{Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS2E13VoyageOfTemptation}} "Voyage of Temptation"]] , the villain has more or less placed Obi-Wan and Satine in a SadisticChoice- neither can kill him without losing something important (either Satines morals, or her respect of Obi-Wan). [[TakeAThirdOption Cue Anakin]].. [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny who's more fascinated with the concept of fudge pops than the guy he just killed]].
--->'''Obi-Wan:''' You could have just cut his hand off.\\
'''Anakin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Ha, you can't]] [[BloodKnight kill someone by cutting their hand off]].

[[folder:''Puella Magi Madoka Magica'']]
* "So, what are we reviewing today?" *a few clips from the opening credits*
-->''[[Film/TheThing1982 You've gotta be fucking kidding me.]]''
* "No! Do not trust bunny-cat!"
** And later on: [[RunningGag "Bunny-cat's a dick."]]
* When Kyubey reveals he can grant any wish, Chuck warns everyone to BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor as genies can be real bastards. Like how a wish for the recovery of all the missing ''Doctor Who'' episodes means they can only be played in Real Player.
** Also on the subject of Kyubey and wishes.
--->'''Kyubey:''' I can grant the most impossible of miracles.\\
'''Chuck:''' And the mystery of Music/JustinBieber is explained.
* Him deciding that Hitomi must be a [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia-deep]] closet lesbian due to her overreaction to the mistaken idea of Madoka and Sayaka dating one another.
* Chuck's comment on the nature of wishes comes back in Episode 3: "I bet one of her classmates wished to see [[BoobsOfSteel Mami]] topless, and [[OffWithHisHead this is what happened]]."
** Just all of the "losing your head" jokes before Mami's untimely fate. BlackComedy at its finest.
* Speculating that even if his wish to Kyuubey was to heal people with a touch, the result would probably be it only works if he sticks his penis in the person's mouth...and then he would get sick himself and not be flexible enough to fix it. "Sometimes when I start a sentence, I have no more idea where it's going than you do."
* Chuck spinning Sayaka's heroic declaration to a speech by WesternAnimation/TheTick.
-->'''Sayaka:''' From now on, I promise that I, Magical Girl Sayaka, will do my best to protect the peace of Mitakihara City!\\
'''The Tick:''' Because when Evil comes dressed like a witch, then ''every'' night is Halloween and Justice must look for the Razor Blade of Badness in the Candy Floss of Being Nice to People! Or else, every treat will become a trick and villainy will egg the House of Goodness! And it doesn't scrub off, ''no'' sir!
* Chuck noting Kyubey's one-track mind, imagining a scenario where Madoka asks for the most mundane help and Kyubey will only do it if she signs a contract.
* When Homura mentions [[EldritchAbomination Walpurgisnacht]], he explains that it can be literally translated as "[[OhCrap oh fuck me]] ''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast RUN!]]''"
** He subsequently explains that Walpurgisnacht means "Witches' Night", so fighting a witch named Walpurgisnacht is like playing basketball against a man named Mr. NBA.
* In his review of episode 7, Chuck promises to switch from dubbed clips to subtitled clips. [[FunWithSubtitles The results are hilarious]]:
** The subtitles of one scene are replaced with [[RunningGag "Kyuubey, you're a dick."]]
** Madoka suddenly speaks with a deep male voice.
** Chuck replaces another scene with a [[Webvideo/HitlerRants Hitler Rant]], complete with ClusterFBomb.
--->'''Hitler Sayaka:''' Not only are those two magical girls trying to kill me; my "friend" tossed my soul off a f***ing overpass!\\
'''Burgdorf Madoka:''' Sayaka, my mom said I should--\\
'''Hitler Sayaka:''' Are you f***ing ''SERIOUS'', Madoka?!\\
'''Burgdorf Madoka:''' She said to do the wrong thing--\\
'''Hitler Sayaka:''' Half the time that c***'s drunk off her tits! "Do the wrong thing?!" Last week she was so drunk she came to my house instead! She punched my mum and took a shit through the mail slot!
** One of the comments on the Blip page:
-->-- PMMM is very kind to shippers, however. If you arrange the five major characters in a circle and draw lines between them to indicate "possible" (add air-quotes as necessary) relationships, you pretty much end up with a pentacle. Then, if you spill the blood of a virgin on it, Kyubey is summoned.
* From Episode 9:
** Chuck suggesting Kyubey came up with the magical girl plan via a botched Google search:
-->'''Chuck (as Kyubey):''' Alright, need to stave off the heat death of the universe, so "waste energy internal heat death"... and, yes, I'm feeling lucky. *Clicks "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, which leads him to a Madoka-based lolicon website* That doesn't seem very rational, but perhaps that's why our science has never thought of it before! To the labs gentlemen!
* Episode 10 has Chuck!Homura's comments on Kyubey's magical girl/[[spoiler:witch]] system.
-->'''Chuck!Homura:''' [[TheMatrix Kyubey has a system, Madoka. That system is our enemy. It all exists to turn a teenage girl...into this. -Cuts to Morpheus holding a Soul Gem.-]]
* Episode 12 has a bit where Chuck tries to explain why he feels that Sayaka and Kyoko aren't ''actually'' in love with each other... [[spoiler:only to get verbally bitch-slapped by Crazy Janeway and "Timeless" Harry Kim]].[[note]]To add to the magic, [[spoiler:Crazy!Janeway keeps accusing Chuck of being homophobic and "Timeless"!Harry keeps accusing him of being ''that'' kind of shipper.]][[/note]]
** TheStinger InTheStyleOf ''Pros and Cons with Adolf Hitler'' wherein Hitler discusses the pros and cons of dubbing Anime, before finally going on an angry tirade about how Fegelein downvoted of one his [=AMVs=].

[[folder:''Batman Beyond'']]
* When Bruce first has a heart attack in part one of Rebirth, we get:
--> '''Batman''': Ugh, should have taken [[Franchise/IronMan Stark]] up on that heart contraption of his.
** When Terry's father's friend, Harry, is revealed to be suffering from some unknown disease, it's inevitable.
--->'''Chuck:''' [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Poor, dumb Harry]].
* "You have the undivided attention of the Goddamn Batman. Hope that suit has a diaper in it."
** Shortly afterwards, as Terry is still underestimating Bruce's BadassGrandpa creds:
-->'''Chuck:''' [[DoNotTauntCthulhu He doesn't say "I'm warning you"]] '''''[[DoNotTauntCthulhu unless he's warning you!]]''''' The same way that "Get off my lawn" is followed by [[CurbStompBattle an asskicking]], remember?
* In his review of "Return of the Joker", we have him casually commenting that Bruce is probably [[CrazyPrepared plotting ways to defeat the moon if it ever decides to attack the Earth]].
** Due to how Bruce is reacting to the Joker's return, Chuck decides to give him the voice of a cantankerous old man. It never stops being funny.

[[folder:''Ghost In the Shell: Stand Alone Complex'']]
* His reaction to the blatant fanservice close up shot of the Major's ass. The best part was it was mid-sentence.
* From ''The Inviting Bird Will Chant'', Chuck's jokes about [[TheNineties 90s]] Kid's toys pointing out that the company is responsible for VideoGame/MicroMachines and their Lawyers are kept around in [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pokéballs.]]
--> "Stop! We have ways of making you talk! ... Like putting batteries in you or pulling that string on your side. The streetwalker says 'Cash Upfront!'"
* From ''The Copycat Will Dance'', we have this:
-->'''Chuck:''' Meanwhile security is getting worked up, and The Major decides it's time to move in, and let them know why she's here.\\
'''The Major:''' [[{{Technobabble}} And considering the fact that your routine-check transmissions carry a delayed-action virus, there are two possibilities. It's either a command-class with an encryption-conversion key, or everyone else]].\\
'''Chuck:''' Yeah, um, well, [[BlatantLies that much is obvious]].
** From the same episode, Chuck's impression of the old man who walks up to a guard: [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy "I'mma bust a cap. O.G. to your mother, bitch!"]]

[[folder:''Kannazuki No Miko'']]
* Only three minutes into the review, the sheer amount of LesYay present causes Chuck to give up and assume that the main characters are part of "Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Lesbians".
--> '''Xavier''': Which one? [[DirtyOldMan I have founded so many!]]
* "And this unleashes a giant robot because, of course it releases a giant robot, it's Japan!"
* The "Breast Points" RunningGag, which uses breast-like objects for each point.
* The episode descriptions are unusually hilarious.
--> '''Episode 2:''' Our continuing look at Kannazuki No Miko and the aftermath of the attack. But more importantly, this episode is about big robot fights and boobs. I should narrow that down, since every episode is about big robot fights and boobs.\\
'''Episode 3:''' The story continues as the lesbian priestesses are attacked by a giant robot piloted by a catgirl. I don't know what the review can add to top that.\\
'''Episode 11:''' We return for the final slog towards the end of this anime. The God of Swords is summoned, Himiko fights, Chikane, and I spend twenty minutes wishing I was dead.\\
'''Episode 12:''' The conclusion in the world's longest death scene as the world is restored to normal and we're told everything was actually touching and sweet. Fine, fine, whatever, so long as it's over.
* Chuck says that his inspection of all twelve episodes to keep the show safe for work has revealed that the girls have ninja nipples, which can hide behind any object covering their breasts regardless of size or position, in order to ambush people.
* Episode 6: A stressed-out Chikane misses her practice target so far she never actually hits the hay bale it's on. Cue Chuck adding in car crash noises.
** "If you're wondering why I'm spending so much time talking about breasts instead of getting to the review, let me tell you: This IS the review!"
** When he brings up that someone was talking to "eight million" Gods, he spins that out into: "I am your GOD. [[OddJobGods Your god of Thursdays that don't really feel like Thursdays, more like Wednesdays because we had Monday off."]]
* Episode 7:
** "We return to ''Kannazuki No Miko''. Why? I think [[YouKnowWhatYouDid you know why]]. You think long and hard about what you did!"
--->'''Manga Artist Villain:''' We won't stop until we destroy mankind!\\
'''Chuck:''' You know mankind makes up a substantial portion of your comic audience, right? I'm guessing probably all of it? To have such complete disregard for your customers would make you either insane or Creator/JoeQuesada.
** The Breast Points RunningGag comes back with a vengeance with the episode receiving a whopping 5 points, each represented by birds, specifically [[VisualPun Blue-Footed Boobies]].
** At the first instance of Himeko's chest glowing when she's watching Ogami fight off an attack, Chuck refers to it as a "universal sign of support." Cue glowing nipples scene from ''Film/TopSecret''.
* Episode 11:
** Chuck's frustration with the series, which has been growing ever since Episode 8, reaches its end-point, and he concludes that he has soured so much on the whole thing, with its constant UnfortunateImplications in its treatment of homosexual relationships and relationships in general, that he really doesn't care any more and just want to get the show over with as quickly as possible. As what is supposed to be the climax of the episode happens, he has only this to say:
--->Sorry, but I've checked inventory, and we are fresh out of Fucks. In fact, our line of Fucks has been discontinued, and we will be unable to give any more Fucks in the future. We would apologize to our costumers, but they might construe from that we are not, in fact, out of Fucks, when we, quite clearly, ''are'' out of Fucks. Though we are fully stocked up on our new and improved Eat a Bag of Dicks.
** Related, he decides to [[StealthInsult tribute]] the show with the only thing he can think of that's in equal taste and talent -- [[spoiler:frogs croaking "The Blue Danube"]].
* Episode 12:
** Chuck's summation of his feelings about the show:
--->Internet critics are famous for the hyperbole, so let me just say that I am being serious when I say if you gave me a choice between watching this entire series again [[WouldRatherSuffer or breaking my leg]], [[ImThinkingItOver I would have to think about it first]]. ''Kannazuki no Miko'' feels like it was made by taking slash fic written by a virgin and having it revised into a script by a robot. It knows of the things it speaks [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove but has no competent demonstration of what they actually mean]]. This series has an understanding of love you don't normally see outside of a [[StalkerWithACrush stalker]] and masturbates with the frequency of a lonely monkey trapped in a Viagra warehouse.

[[folder:''Justice League Unlimited'']]
* The description for the "Epilogue" review opens by [[LampshadeHanging hanging a nice little lampshade]] over the oddity of ''this'' being the first episode to be reviewed:
-->We begin our first look at the Justice League by... looking at Batman Beyond.
** It's minor, but there's Chuck recounting on how both times the show (or to be specific, the ''original'' show, Justice League, and ''this'' one) aired it's would-be conclusion... the network executives would then almost ''immediately'' [[BrickJoke ask what they had for season 3]]. Really, it's the way he describes it that brings out the humor.
** Chuck says that given Bruce's elderly appearance, he'd be fit to star in ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe3''.
** [[ARareSentence After saying the words]] "[[spoiler:Bat Semen]]", Chuck ''immediately'' shifts gears by pointing out how [[spoiler:it doubles as an anagram for "basement"]].
--->I just felt the need to quickly change the subject after the word[s] "[[spoiler:Bat Semen]]" were uttered.
** The return of Cantankerous Old Man Bruce Wayne.
** His mocking Terry not asking Dana to marry him in the time between ''Beyond'' and "Epilogue".
* On the subject of the ComicBook/WonderTwins during the ''Ultimatum'' review:
--->They were called the Wonder Twins, winners of the "Best Team Whose Names Doubles As A Reference to Wonder Woman's Boobs", beating out such teams as "Diana's Duo" and "the Amazon [[TorpedoTits Torpedos]]". Now for gender fairness, I should also mention there was a team for ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}'s johnson called "the Fishsticks", and for [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Ben Grimm's]] balls, [[Literature/TheCatintheHat Thing 1 and Thing 2]]."
* In "A Better World 1", we get this note about Justice Lords:
--> '''Chuck''': Oddly enough their [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans Wonder Woman]] is ''still'' less extreme than the one from the [[Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot flopped live action pilot]].
* In "A Better World 2", when talking about Superman and Batman talking about how to deal with the Justice Lords, he shows a clip of the Scarlet Witch from the 1990s ''WesternAnimation/IronMan'' cartoon and after she makes some weird sounds, he proclaims they'll ''never'' be so desperate to require her help.
* In both the episode description, and the actual review of "Dark Heart", Chuck notes [[MarshmallowHell he has never wanted to be Atom more than during this story]].
** His only lamentation is that [[MarshmallowHell the thought of Atom's location]] is distracting him from Wonder Woman's CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** At the end:
--->'''Atom:''' Can you give me a lift?\\
'''Wonder Woman:''' Our jet was destroyed.\\
'''Atom:''' [[CovertPervert That's not what I meant.]]

[[folder:''Full Moon'']]
* After saying that the donor had requested all 52 episodes and wondering what the 52 reviews would be like, showing the extremely cheery opening credits intercut with shots of Spock looking disdainful and Picard facepalming. "...fuck."
-->'''[[{{Transformers}} Galvatron]]''': This is Bullshit!
* Having described ''exactly'' [[TheWoobie how shitty the protagonist's life is]] - orphaned, alone, only singing to give her life meaning, a crazy grandmother who hates singing, and ''throat cancer'' - two spirits come out of her poster:
-->"They're surprised she can see them because they're death spirits, and who else would you expect? Santa skips her chimney, the Tooth Fairy left an IOU and the Easter Bunny egged her house."
* Chuck takes advantage of that Channel Awesome pickup by [[RunningGag telling people to send angry email to him at "linkara@]][[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall atopthefourthwall.com]]".
* In episode 2 he comments that if the show has a [[TemptingFate twelve year old naked girl]] in it he'll have to [[PaedoHunt burn his computer and move to Latin America]]. The moment she [[TransformationSequence turns back into a normal girl]], complete with some bare arm?
-->'''Chuck''': (pauses the scene) I am Paul, I am Canadian. [[GratuitousSpanish Soy Paul, Soy Canadiense.]]\\
I have many American Dollars. [[GratuitousSpanish Tengo muchos dólares americanos.]]\\
[[RuleOfThree I want your finest donkey.]] [[GratuitousSpanish Quiero tu mejor burro.]]\\
(resumes scene, and she is clothed) (sighs) Oh, that's a relief.
* "I'm starting to think Mitsuki's grandmother saw ''Film/{{Footloose}}'' as a tragic warning of what happens when a town fails to keep music away.
* The reminders of how dissonant the show's mood is from its premise:
-->'''Chuck:''' Full Moon, the upbeat tale of a terminally ill orphan, and her friends, the servants of death. After the review of the last episode I wouldn't be surprised if some of you were to say "Chuck, this story about the slow deterioration and agonizing death of a young girl, is too childish. All I could say is: 'Stick with it, they somehow manage to find drama in such a lighthearted premise.'
* When talking about how unfortunate Mitsuki's life is, he notes that Takuto is probably the kindest person around to Mitsuki. Cut to Takuto insulting the art that Mitsuki worked on over her protests that she put her heart into it:
--> '''Takuto:''' Even so, a bad drawing is a bad drawing.
--> '''Chuck:''' And I still stand by that statement. Because for Mitsuki, that ''is'' being treated well. No one threw a cane at her or anything this time.
* During a silly filler episode full of [[ValuesDissonance culturally-divergent]] [[StayInTheKitchen gender norms]], he keeps asserting that it could be worse: it could be ''Kannazuki no Miko''.

* In the review of episode 2, because of the look of the robes worn by two men at Van's coronation, Chuck makes this comment.
-->'''Chuck:''' We are gathered here in the presence of God and these [[Series/DoctorWho Daleks]] to witness...
** Later, when Balgus cuts a Guymelef's arm off with his sword...
-->'''Chuck:''' Wow, either those [[AbsurdlySharpBlade swords are ridiculously sharp]] or those Guymelefs are made of cookies... [[CallBack Just like]] [[Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion Evangelions!]]
** After noting two instances of the background music pretty much just singing "Escaflowne" in different ways, Chuck belts out a song of his own:
-->'''Chuck:''' Magic moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie -- Escaflowne!
* Speculating that Folken's delay in chasing Van is because the emperor is too vague with his constant talk of dragons.
* The comparison to Fenalia's supposed unprovoked attack on Zaibach to Iceland doing the same to China. Either a complete and total lie, or hyping up an argument between some viking cosplayers and a Chinese cab driver.

[[folder:''Batman: The Animated Series'']]
* "[[Recap/BatmanTheAnimatedSeriesE14HeartOfIce Heart of Ice]]":
-->'''Mr. Freeze:''' This is a personal vendetta. It doesn't concern you.\\
'''Chuck:''' Oh, well why didn't you say so? Obviously revenge, vendettas and general "He started it!" acts are all legal under Senator [[Film/ThePrincessBride Inigo Montoya's]] PrepareToDie act.

[[folder:''Gurren Lagann'']]
* In Episode 2, Chuck blatantly ignores every one of Leeron's CampGay mannerisms, choosing to reinterpret them as Leeron just being a really confident mechanic. Then he declares out of the blue that Kamina's dad is gay, based on no evidence other than his own incredibly accurate {{Gaydar}}.
** "This chapter was about Kamina. His past, his attitude, his barely contained homicidal urges towards things that threaten his sexuality..."
* Also in Episode 2, his reaction to seeing one of the Beastmen.
-->'''Chuck''': What the hell was that? It looks like a gingerbread man made out of racism.
* From Episode 3: "I never thought I'd say this, but this act of one man using his mighty drill to penetrate another man's body, so hard that they become one being in spirit and body... is too gay even for Leeron."
** And during the famous first combining of Gurren and Lagann...
-->'''Kamina''': See!? Now we have two faces too! We're the same as you, fuzzball!\\
'''Viral''': You're stupid through and through, aren't you?\\
'''Chuck''': ...I have nothing to add to that.
* After watching episode 6 (ie, [[HotSpringsEpisode The One With the ridiculous amounts]] of {{Fanservice}}), he expresses his utter bewilderment that ''this'' wasn't the "bad episode that doesn't fit" he was warned about and not [[OffModel episode 4]].
-->'''Chuck''': I'm not saying that, once it's pointed out, it's not clear for those outside the anime community to see the difference in animation for that episode, but if you're going to pick an episode that seems like it doesn't belong, it's got to be the one where ''Kamina is carried around on the jiggling boobs of rabbit girls, and a kid sticks his finger up Simon's butt''.
** The analogy he gives: imagine a row of six cookies. Cookies 1-5 are all Oreos. Cookie 6 is chocolate chip. Which one is out of place? [[spoiler: Cookie 4, because it's ''not'' an Oreo, but an off-brand knock-off]].

[[folder: ''Transformers G1'']]
* "If you feel like looking for a needle in a haystack, hunt down Creator/TomHanks doing his impression of Music/FrankSinatra singing the ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' theme. It's catchy, and much better [[TakeThat than]] ''Film/LarryCrowne''.
* In his review of "Triple Takeover": "But finally, finally, [Skids] is gonna have his day." *Skids crashes into Prowl* "Oh, for God's sake, Skids, you didn't even lose the fight. You just crashed, you fucking asshole, Skids! I scrubbed toilets for you!"
* "[[Recap/TransformersG1BOT B.O.T.]]":
** Playing "Ridin Dirty" to the Combaticons (including Blast Off and Vortex, whose alt-modes can fly) going down the street.
** The WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue, including Mr. Robbins (whom Chuck called Professor Bighuge) dying from the results of the Autobots' battle with B.O.T. in the school kitchen and El Presidente flying off in a jetpack while {{flipping the bird}} to the authorities.
* "Starscream's Brigade":
** When Starscream says Megatron made a fool of him, Chuck replies that Starscream did that by himself.
** Chuck saying he doesn't know what's more confusing: the Combaticons and Starscream recharging at the same time despite only capturing Jazz, Cliffjumper, Thrust, and Dirge (and thus only having four energy absorbers for the Combaticons) or that the unfortunate placement of cables to recharge them looks like "they hooked jumper cables up to their nipples."
* "Revenge of Bruticus" sees Chuck's impression of a conversation between Megatron and Shockwave about Starscream's banishment, featuring a bored Shockwave playing a crossover puzzle rather than listening to Megatron say he really means it when Starscream is banned this time.
* In "Dark Awakening", Chuck sums up the general idea most people think Hasbro had concerning bringing Optimus back to life only to kill him again.
--> ''Chuck:'' Alright kids, we know you cried when Optimus died, so [[KickTheDog we've brought him back to kill him again!]] Gaze upon the face of your own mortality, [[ChildHater you little shits!]]

[[folder: ''Mahoromatic'']]
* After seeing Shikijo's fantasy about hooking up with Suguru, "Jesus fucking Christ, can I please get through a Goddamn anime series without worrying I'm going to jail just for watching it?!"
* His [[OnceAnEpisode comments]] on how much of a creeper Shijiko is.
* His irritation with [[EarWorm Mahoro de Mambo]], and how the song won't leave him alone.
--> ''Chuck:''' If you didn't watch the last review, let me explain. It's about-(''[[SmashCut Saasa chotto yotterasshai, Mahoromatikku]]'')-agh.
* After another one of Shikijo's fantasies, he expresses the belief that anime is going out of its way to confuse him.

[[folder: ''Beast Wars'']]
* His abject, and completely justified Horror. At the character of Tarantulas.
* His summation of the fight between Terrasaur and Airazor.
-->"The shame of it. You {Terrasaur} have just been defeated by someone who isn't even five minutes old. Even Waspinator's going to give some cracks in over that embarrassment."
* During his explanation of why Waspinator was spared in the ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' season 2 opener, he talks about how Waspinator was eventually inducted into the fan-voted Transformers Hall of Fame. Chuck then proceeds to show the [=TFHoF=] tribute video, which consisted almost entirely of clips of Waspinator getting the scrap blasted out of him while ''The Touch'' played in the background. The best part are the subtitles saying [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer "Yes, this is the Official Video"]].
** Really, anything he says about [[ChewToy Waspinator]].
--> There is no"I" in team, but there is an "agonyagonyagony".
** He also complains of how hard it is to get footage of Waspinator ''not'' suffering some sort of damage.
* "Code of Hero":
** His general exacerbation at how useless Quickstrike is. Chuck comments that it's possible to argue that Quickstrike joining the Predacons might not have actually resulted in any tangible gain for them. This comes in full circle when in the review of ''Code Of Hero'', Megatron orders Quickstrike (who has been beaten by Dinobot in single combat twice in an earlier episode) to go face Dinobot ''after the later has just taken out the entirety of the Predacon forces'' save Megatron.
-->'''Chuck:''' "(Quickstrike) started at rock bottom ''and found a sinkhole''. He would be out of his depth at a dry lake bed. The only time he succeeds is when his goal is to fail! (...) Sending Quickstrike to stop a guy who tore through your forces in minutes is like trying to stop a tank by throwing a hamster at it! The only thing that stops {Dinobot} from destroying Quickstrike the moment he shows up is that his energy reserves are depleted. So he has to resort to beating him into unconsciousness with his bare hands."
** The RuleOfThree of people who bring about "WhatAnIdiot" looks for stupid remarks:
*** After Optimus gives Rhinox a dirty look for asking if he recalls the explosions from the season 1 finale that [[DeathIsCheap resulted in his temporary death]], Chuck says it looks like he's about to curse Rhinox out for the stupid question.
*** Later, when Megatron gives Rampage a smug look for asking why he should follow his orders (presumably to remind Rampage of his RestrainingBolt), Chuck starts to wonder if this is the start of some sort of RunningGag.
*** Chuck says [[SelfDeprecation he himself]] earned one for wondering how Dinobot would stop Rampage's cannon after Dinobot plugs the barrel with [[ButtMonkey Waspinator]].

[[folder: ''Paranoia Agent'']]
* When Chuck sees the disguise [[DirtyCop Hirukawa]] wears when he moonlights as a purse-snatcher, he wonders where and how Hirukawa could get his hands on a track-suit for a fat guy, a bicycle, and a pink hood to use as a mask on such short notice. Cut to the training montage from ''VideoGame/PunchOut''

[[folder: MassEffect2]]
* The running gag:
-->'''Chuck:''' ... is dead.
** And the name Shiva Shepard.
* Then there's this gem:
-->'''Chuck:''' Don't listen to him, Shepard. I like your teats--they have ''weight.''
* Mordin's introduction, with an addition by Chuck that fits the character perfectly:
-->'''Shiva Shepard:''' For the love of God, take a breath!\\
'''Chuck as Mordin:''' Unnecessary! [[BioAugmentation Replaced lungs with organo-sythetic power-aeration syndrome!]] [[GibberingGenius Woohoohoohoohoohooh!]]
* The jokes about Shiva's [[NoFlowInCGI stiff hair]], particularly when used to headbutt a Krogan.
* Grunt's Loyalty Mission:
--> The shaman approves of this and sends them on a rite to face the hostility of [[DeathWorld the surface]] and survive. No problem; Shepard's survived worse, right? She faced a [[SandWorm Thresher Maw]] on ''foot!'' [[TemptingFate It can't be that bad...]]\\
(A Thresher Maw springs out of the ground to attack the team)\\
[[OhCrap Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap.]]
* [[Series/{{Firefly}} "The hero of Hanar, the man they call...Thane..."]]
* His frequent commentary on Thane's MrFanservice status. "Ladies, did you know that the way of the assassin includes knowing the one true path to the clitoris?"
* Chuck encounters the InsurmountableWaistHighFence. "What, that's it? Hey, Threepio, you and Music/SineadOConnor give me a boost, we'll have this thing beat!"
* Close to the end of the playthrough, Shepard ends up in a relationship with the [[TheReptilians Drell]] [[ProfessionalKiller assassin]] [[HitmanWithAHeart Thane Krios.]] However, prior to this Mordin has warned Shepard that oral contact with Drell can cause mild hallucinations; naturally, Shepard ends up kissing Thane during the love scene, and Chuck speculates that she spends the rest of the trip lying on her bed, [[MushroomSamba singing a rock'n'roll version of "The Day The Teddy Bears Have Their Picnic."]]
* Over the course of the final mission, because of a deliberate bad playthrough, Shepard's team is almost wiped out: [[PersonOfMassDestruction Jack]], [[ClassyCatBurglar Kasumi]] and Thane are killed on the approach to the Collector base; [[TheLancer Jacob]] gets a missile to the face while trying to shut the doors (leading to Chuck to joke about Shiva treading on one of his eyeballs); the crew of the ''Normandy'' are all liquefied; [[LadyOfWar Samara]] ends up getting dragged away by a Seeker Swarm because [[InsufferableGenius Miranda]] stuffed up their defence; [[BoisterousBruiser Grunt]] is killed while leading the second team; [[SociopathicHero Zaeed]] and Miranda are both crushed by falling rubble while taking down the final boss; finally, [[RobotBuddy Legion]] is shot dead while trying to hold the line. Apart from Shepard, Joker and EDI, the only survivors of the mission are [[FriendlySniper Garrus]], [[WrenchWench Tali]], and [[TheProfessor Mordin]]. For a moment, it looks as though Chuck is going to run with the BittersweetEnding with Shepard mourning over the coffins of her dead comrades. And then...
-->"So, there we are: nine out of twelve... are dead; [[BlackWidow Shiva]] [[TheWoobie Shepard]] once again stands in a whirlwind of death, and... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere ah hell, this is too much]]. Let's back up the truck, everybody. (Cut to the GoldenEnding) There, EverybodyLives! That's more like it."
* This becomes even more hilarious with a bit of future knowledge: [[spoiler: Tali and Mordin are highly likely to die at the end of their Mass Effect 3 plotlines, exacerbating the "whirlwind of death" that Shiva Shepard finds herself in.]]
* The suicide mission itself is full of these, including the scene with Grunt's death, which happens right after Miranda's failure gets Samara killed.
-->'''Chuck:''' ({{Beat}}) I ''still'' blame you for this, Miranda.
** He's run out of almost everyone by the end of the suicide mission; he takes Zaeed and Miranda with him to the final boss fight, leaving Legion, Tali and Mordin to defend their rear. "Good luck, engineers!" He later refers to their backup as his "army of nerds" and how they are naturally getting their asses kicked by the Collectors.
* ''All'' the jokes about the bugs in the game.
-->'''Chuck:''' Some of the Eclipse mercs shoot down the skycar, but there is one thing they didn't plan on...Shepard summoning a ninja ghost.\\
''(Renegade interrupt without Shepard's character)''\\
'''Salarian Merc:''' Ninja ghost is unstoppable!
* Part 5 of his Mass Effect review begins with him mentioning Fred Sabarhagen's ''Berserker'' series, and the anti-Berserker Berserker ship called the Qwib-Qwib. "Boy, someone sure would have to be a tool to have a ship named the Qwib-qwib!" At the end of the episode we meet the quarian politician who lives on and is named after a ship called the ''Qwib-qwib.''

[[folder: KnightsOfTheOldRepublic]]
* The main character being TheChewToy, starting when he woke up while drunk during the attack on the ''Spire'', being constantly harassed and send on ridiculous fetch-quests by random, more or less crazy people, and of course, when he came to after Carth peeled his sorry ass out of the destroyed escape pod, all he could remember was ''[[DisneyAcidSequence Pink Elephants On Parade]]''. [[spoiler:Becomes ''even more hilarious'' given [[AmnesiacDissonance who this kicked dog of fate]] [[MagnificentBastard actually]] [[TheAce is]]. How the mighty have truly fallen]].
* This BrickJoke. Earlier in the review, Chuck mentioned [[VideoGame/StarWarsKinect Dancing Han Solo]]. Later on, [[spoiler:he posits a hypothetical OpeningScroll for it, ie an IntercontinuityCrossover with ''Film/{{Footloose}}''.]]
-->'''Emperor Palpatine:''' Now young Skywalker, you will...[[spoiler:''jive.'' (''starts dancing'')]]
* Chuck taking repeated potshots at the [[GeneralFailure unique]] command skills [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex Darth]] [[StupidEvil Malak]] possesses.
--> '''Chuck:''' Carth says [Admiral Saul's] leadership is about half the reason Malak's been doing so well in the war, which I personally don't agree with. [[DragonInChief He's probably closer to "all", because]] [[BigBadWannabe Malak's a doofus]].
* Chuck naming the main character "[[SignificantAnagram Traven Rhad]]" and claiming that he's named after an old PE teacher.
* His opinion of the group after listening to Mission and Carth argue.
--> '''Chuck:''' I would join the Sith, but, if they can't catch a group that sucks as much as we do they must be even worse.
* Everything to do with [[DownTheDrain Manaan]]. From not buying the ''side he's supporting'' in Sunry's trial, to playing Under the Sea over the obscenely slow underwater session [[spoiler:to the DisasterDominoes when he chooses the smart option and kills a giant shark...which the native Selkath genuinely believe to be sacred. Being banned from Manaan is a sentence treated with such joy that he takes a vacation on [[DeathWorld Kasyhyyk]]...and is interrupted by Sith.]]
** The fact that the man hiding in a locker rambling about fishy people is literally the most helpful person on the level.
** And the worst horror of all...[[spoiler:Neelix]]. Okay, technically it's just the same actor, but Chuck's still pretty shocked.
* The utter hilarity of Malak using ''only'' droids to attack a guy with a force skill labled, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Destroy Droid."]]
* The bit with Saul threatening to hurt someone Traven cares about.
-->'''Chuck:''' [[SarcasmMode No, not my lover]] [[{{Slimeball}} Griff]]. [[BriarPatching No. Please don't hurt him, I beg you. Especially not]] [[GroinAttack in the junk]]!

[[folder:Dragon Age: Origins]]
* Right from the very description: Can our hero fight both the Darkspawn and a treacherous ruler while still finding time to screw Claudia Black? Trick question, you make the time!
* Since Chuck hopes for his character to become Head Enchanter, he thus names him [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Tim]]
* His reaction when he realizes the Templars' test to prevent demonic tempting of mages involved...[[StartXToStopX dealing peaceably with two demons.]]
--> '''Chuck:''' ''(claps [[SarcasticClapping very slowly]])'' '''[[SarcasmMode Mission accomplished.]]'''
* Celebrating the player's newfound freedom... with a HardWorkMontage of Tim running around doing errands for the villagers, set to ''Small Town'' by John Mellencamp.
* Not shown in the reviews, but in the Dragon Age review Chuck tells a story of when he needed to sneak past someone. Instead, he hit the wrong button and [[GroinAttack kicked him in the balls]].
* "A dwarf without a beard is, well, [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs dopey]]." (After seeing how odd beardless dwarves look in the game)
* In a CallBack to KOTOR, Chuck jokes that Tim's first Archdemon-related nightmare is really about him being surrounded by angry fish bitching at him for killing their sacred shark.
** Later, during the Circle Tower mission, he notes that a scene with a [[CallBack crazy guy hiding in a locker/closet seems familiar]].
* When Leliana stops the Warden from killing an assassin, Chuck awkwardly points out that, thanks to the skills of [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits the party]], [[MurderIsTheBestSolution they aren't very good at anything else involving enemies]].
--> '''Chuck:''' Well, take a look at this list here (''opens party screen''). On the left we have murderer (Oghren), murderer ([[HypocriticalHumor Leliana]]), accomplice to murder (Morrigan), mass murderer (Sten). On the other side, we have murderer (Shale) and murders [[HitmanWithAHeart for a living]] (Zevran). Only three of these people ''aren't'' one, and one of them is a dog. One who will kill anyone I tell it to do, to tell you the truth.
* Upon discovering the cause of Arl Eamon's poisoning is due to [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Jowan]] getting homesick and desperate, Chuck launches into TheReasonYouSuckSpeech of epic proportions.
-->'''Chuck:''' '''[[{{Angrish}} WHAT!? ARE YOU—...DID—...I—]]''' Leaving aside the fact that you are a Blood Mage -- which is why you were going to be made Tranquil in the first place -- you stage an elaborate heist to destroy your phylactery, get your girlfriend sentenced to a nightmare prison, get ''me'' in so much trouble with the Templars that I joined a band of guys psychically linked with an Archdemon. ''Now'' you're telling me, before I managed to walk to Ostagar, you already agreed to ''murder a man... '''because you were homesick.''' How'' Jowan? ''How'' can one man contain so much ''pathetic'' within his form!? You are like some sort of Fail elemental! The fact you're even still alive proves that God has a sense of morbid curiosity! You are such an ''embarrassment'', that if your pants fell off and made you fall down the stairs, your dignity would actually ''increase!'' By ''God'', you could fuck up a '''''sieve!'''''
** The time comes for Jowan to be tried for his crime of royally fucking up Redcliffe beyond belief. The lord asks the Grey Warden for any input before sentencing.
--->'''Chuck:''' My lord, Jowan's just too much of an idiot to be evil!\\
'''Arl Eamon:''' You [[DamnedByFaintPraise damn him with faint praise]]. Then there is nothing more to be said. Jowan, I hereby sentence you to death. May the Maker show you the mercy we cannot.\\
'''Chuck:''' Harsh but fair. ''(sighs)'' I will prepare the bee swarm, my lord, to carry out your sentence.
** [[HilariousInHindsight Oh, so that's where]] [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition Sera got the idea from!]]
* Celebrating Connor's exorcism with a GoodTimesMontage set to ''Sunshine and Lollipops,'' featuring Tim being thanked by just about everyone who benefitted from the mission to Redcliff: the bartender, Connor, the blacksmith, Alistair... and then the music cuts out as Bodahn reveals that the Darkspawn have just attacked Lothering and killed or captured everyone unlucky enough to still be there. [[MoodWhiplash And then the music blares to life again]].
--> '''Bodahn:''' Can I interest you in this hat?
* Yet ''another'' montage, this time of Tim's exploration of the Deep Roads and set to Men At Work's "Down Under" - apparently because Oghren wouldn't let him use the "[[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Hi Ho]]" song. Best of all, the lyrics are perfectly aligned with the encounters that occur.
* Chuck's actions in the "Lost to the Curse" quest, wherein you MercyKill an elf's wife who has become a werewolf [[spoiler:and Chuck, in a moment of inattentiveness, ''[[GenuineHumanHide accidentally skins her]]'']]. That would qualify as a Funny Moment right there, except for, [[BrickJoke at the end of the video]], [[spoiler:Tim loses the quest item he was supposed to get for her husband, and decides to play off ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice his wife's own pelt as a fur coat she handcrafted for him]]''. Well, she ''did'' put a lot of herself into it...]]
** I'll have you know Chuck has utmost respect for the elves and their [[FreudianSlip Keebler]]-- KEEPER!
** Describing the conflict between the Werewolves and the Elves as "[[{{Twilight}} Team Jacob]] vs [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Team Link]]."
** Chuck's annoyance over some of the more [[CantArgueWithElves arrogant Elves]] met at the Dalish Camp. This ultimately concludes with him briefly diverting to ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII,'' in which Fenris's inability to shut up about hating mages got so grating that Chuck decided to enslave someone ''just to piss Fenris off.''
* He roleplays Tim the Enchanter as a blaster-caster that could make [[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Vaarsuvius]] blush, constantly finding new ways to kill people with magic in increasingly hilarious ways, and then reanimate the corpses to fight as horrible skeleton warriors. Since this is Dragon Age, this of course means he uses Corpse Explosion a lot and the character is often covered in blood.
-->Blowing people up is satisfying, but... sometimes you just want ''more.'' So, I've developed an attack I call "The Creator/NicolasCage [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 Cage]]": I surround my enemy with [[BeeBeeGun angry bees]], leaving them trapped in a stinging galaxy while I pelt them with magic.
** He later names another attack "The Insult and Injury". First, he covers the ground in grease, causing the enemy to slip and fall (the Insult), then he ignites said grease with a well placed fireball (the Injury).
** Tim's status-buffs are also constantly on, resulting in him looking ridiculous when out of combat and talking to people. It also results a RunningGag in which every other NPC ends up asking Tim what that mysterious floating orb over his head is, or why Wynne is constantly flaking, or why Tim is completely transparent.
*** Chuck asking if flaking breadcrumbs is a symptom of menopause that no one told him about.
** A good response to one of the "what's that thing over your head" questions: "It wards off annoying people; [[DeadpanSnarker obviously, it's not working.]]"
** Having been made transparent and multi-coloured by Tim's [[MagicKnight Arcane Warrior]] abilities, he follows up a truly awesome BadassBoast to Loghain with a remark of "That probably would have been more effective if I didn't look like a blurry recording of a Vegas stage show."
*** He makes a similar speech to Loghain about how he'll make sure he lives to clean up his mess- only to start crying to himself once he walks away.
** The culmination occurs during the [[DeusSexMachina ritual]] with Morrigan, in which Tim is transparent, shedding particles, and ''on fire''.
* While Chuck is complaining about the puzzle in Honnleath, Tim accidentally [[ManOnFire lights himself on fire]] and is [[ClusterFBomb very vocal about it.]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent While Chuck is still talking.]]
* At one point he ''threatens'' an NPC with letting [[TheComicallySerious Sten]] do a comedy bit.
-->'''Sten:''' A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why do you have a long face?'. The horse says nothing, because horses do not talk. The bartender is a fool. Remember to tip your waitresses.
* His argument to Alistair on why he won't kill Loghain:
-->'''Alistair:''' Kill him already!\\
'''Chuck:''' No. No, I won't. I've killed my way from one side of this country to the other, and what has it gotten me, huh? [[TrueCompanions A collection of loyal followers]], [[BadassArmy my own army]], [[AsskickingEqualsAuthority the respect of leaders]], bags of gold, and sex with a hot witch. ({{Beat}}) Okay, that was a bad argument, I want a do-over.
* After seeing Wynne [[EstablishingCharacterMoment kick ass]]:
-->'''Alistair:''' I thought you said all the best mages had beards?\\
'''Tim:''' They do -- you just can't see her's.
* [[ReasonYouSuckSpeech After telling Loghain he'll make sure he survives the coming battle so that he can clean up the mess he made of Ferelden]], Tim walks out of the room... [[MoodWhiplash and begins whimpering about how he doesn't want to die]].
-->'''Morrigan:''' Did I scare you?\\
'''Tim:''' ''(whimper)'' [--no--] ''(Ahem)'' I mean... [[BlatantLies Not at all]].
* When Leliana's old [[BadBoss Orlesian mistress]] complains about Ferelden smelling of wet dog, Tim does note that, now that she mentions it, he does [[TakeThat smell a bitch]].
** Later, when Sten makes that same observation, [[NotSoAboveItAll Tim admits they get that alot]].
* Chuck taking advantage of who Flemeth's [[Series/StarTrekVoyager voice actress is.]]
-->'''Flemeth:''' Elves, dwarves, this 'Arl Eamon'... This sounds like an army. (Crazy!Janeway voice) And I want in.

[[folder:System Shock 2]]
* Half of the review is essentially ''[[WebVideo/FreemansMind Freeman's Mind]]: System Shock 2 Edition''. Highlights include:
** Chuck!Goggles misinterpreting the "Jam" indicator over a jammed shotgun to mean that it's jam powered.
** Chuck!Goggles [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep remembering that his name is actually "Goggles"]], but even he doesn't buy it.
*** Even though his mom is named "Boot", his dad is named "Thingy", and his best friend is named "Spoons".
** Chuck!Goggles reacting to being [[EpicFail killed by a monkey]], [[NeverLiveItDown continuously]].
** Chuck!Goggles pointing out the SkewedPriorities of the Von Braun's security system.
--> '''Chuck!Goggles''': The Von Braun is the only ship I know where the security is both ridiculously tight and ridiculously awful. [...] The Computer is so easy to hack that it practically has a dip switch in order to turn it to evil, but [in the biopsy section] it's like "Tissue samples, you know I don't think a camera's good enough for that, we need a turret because otherwise the terrorists might win".
*** He has a similar rant earlier about the general state of the ship (the shoddy construction, [[AIIsACrapShoot the hackability of the computer]], and the fact that vivisections are used as a form of entertainment for the crew) framed as a pitch to some big wig:
--> '''Chuck''': I'll tell you what I think: I'm not made of money! Just put in every other rivet. That way, I can afford my mansion made of rare animal pelts.
** Chuck!Goggles asks Polito to lay off the thudding techno track of doom. So, the next time he goes to encounter danger, he ends up killing annelids... while Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles" plays.
* "Alarms go off and they send in the monkeys. What is this, the Wicked Witch of the West?"
* Chuck roleplays Goggles as a clueless dumbass; he's got a high Hack skill but never uses it, is a psychic but spends too much time drinking booze to have any Psi points to use his mental powers for attack, and thinks the ship was built on an IndianBurialGround.
--> '''Chuck!Goggles''': *whacks Camera with a wrench* *Whack* There! *whack* It's hacked. *camera breaks*
* "What were they dabbling on in this ship and can somebody please un-dabble it?"
* Chuck!Goggles Declaring "Screw engineering! I have psychic powers!" While beating on a turret with a wrench.
* Chuck!Goggles mocks Bronson as a self-important mall cop who's licensed to kill. Upon hearing the audio log where she guns down Malik, he says, "He was smoking WEED behind Sbarros!"
* Chuck!Goggles' massive burst of {{angrish}} after being ambushed by a cyborg ninja and a group of spiders right after stepping out of an elevator.
* Chuck!Goggles laments the death of Delacroix as the loss of the most brilliant engineer in human history. "Also I really wanted to have sex with her."
* Chuck!Goggles tries to recharge his implants off a charged power cell he was carrying around in his inventory. When this fails, he angrily dumps the power cell on the ground, complaining about how long it was cluttering up his limited inventory space for no reason. Two minutes later, this happens:
--> '''Chuck!Goggles''': *sees an energy recharge station* Oh, good, I can get charged up! Unlike that crap battery. Now I just have to set up this... *sees that the objective requires a charged power cell to complete* [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Just need to plug in a]]...Son of a--! *backtracks to retrieve the power cell, [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombing the whole way there and back]]*
* Borrowing a page from [[Film/{{Airplane}} Airplane]], it looks like Goggles picked the wrong week to quit drinking. And the wrong week to quit smoking. And the wrong week to stop abusing painkillers. And the wrong week to avoid holographic robo-sex.
* Chuck!Goggles sees the robot sex club and says, "Wow, I REALLY don't remember this. Wish that I had, this is seriously going to impact my Yelp review of this mall."
* When Chuck!Goggles finds a body surrounded by bottles, he notes that this probably how he'll die, like his father before him... [[BaitAndSwitch who died in a botched Human Cannonball act and crashed into a concession stand]].
* His [[OhCrap reaction]] to the fact that the 'three red friends' he's after are [[GratuitousNinja ninjas]].
-->'''Chuck!Goggles''': First [[GiantSpider spiders]], now ninjas?! Unless there are sharks walking around somewhere, this literally could not get any worse! Ninja wear black, to hide in the shadows. A ninja who wears red has given up all pretense! 'I could kill you so easily, screw hiding, ''I'll freaking advertise. For I am the ninja who could not give a shit!' ''
* During a mission where he has to set up a bomb to blow up a shuttle carrying annelid eggs, he [[TemptingFate boasts about how SHODAN should be treating him with more respect]]... right as he slips off the ladder and gets caught in the blast radius.
-->'''Chuck!Goggles:''' ''(After being told to make his way to the Rickenbacher)'' [[NonSequiturThud What's that about Orville Redenbacher? Sure, I'll have some, and I'll have two tacos, and a tall cup of help.]]
* At the very start of the game, after Chuck!Googles fails to move a piece of debris from the only exit, he whacks it with a wrench, shattering it completely in one hit. His reaction? [[NoOshaCompliance Wondering if the ship is made of lead]].
* After finding not one, but ''two'' monkeys that died from something other than his own hand, Chuck!Goggles, can only come to one conclusion: someone on this ship '''''IS A MURDERER'''''... you know, besides all the other murders.[[note]]In reality, [[GoodBadBug they were killed by the splash damage of their own psy-blasts]][[/note]]
-->'''Chuck!Goggles:''' Now, if I remember my training-[[LaserGuidedAmnesia which of course, I don't]]-I should be looking out for any suspicious activity, like bodies stuffed into the walls or ceiling. (''[[RetroactiveWish walks past body dangling from vent in ceilling]]'') Yes, like that.

[[folder:The Old Republic]]
* For his character's species he chooses Miraluka, a species that are aware of their surroundings through the force but cannot actually see. He wastes no time pointing out that his character likes to wear an eye-catching yellow and shocking pink ensemble, does not know his own ethnicity, and chooses for his advanced class ''sniper''.
** As a bonus, an enemy at one point plans to take his hands and ''eyes'' to get past biometric scans.
--> '''Chuck''': What eyes, you hulking asthmatic? What do you think this thing[[note]]A prosthetic that's supposed to make it look like his eyes don't properly function rather than him being a Force-user[[/note]] on my face is doing, stopping me from shooting you with my [[Franchise/XMen optic blast]]?
** And his character's name? [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Rex-Dart]], Eskimo spy for the Empire.
** Even better, Rex's backstory is that he's hiding from Sith who would want to draft an inherently Force-sensitive race into their ranks no matter how unwilling...and as soon as he meets his full retinue, [[EverybodyKnewAlready it turns out everyone already guessed he was an alien]].
*** It gets to the point that when a ''drunken strumpet'' makes him, he wonders if someone wrote 'alien' on him... and of course, he can't tell.
** Similarly, his efforts to prevent himself from being press-ganged into the Sith order and being sent to [[TrainingFromHell Korriban]] are rewarded with his first flight destination after leaving Dromund Kaas. The name of this destination?[[spoiler: [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption Korriban]].]]
** More fun with Rex's blindness comes on Alderaan when a glitch during a cutscene causes Kaliyo to turn invisible (with her weapons floating in midair).
--->"Now would you please tell Kaliyo that I'm not buying that she turned invisible, okay? I've had enough of her pranks."
* Chuck mirroring Keeper's own frustration with the Sith, particularly when one tags along on the Black Talon instance and keeps on overriding his own Light-Sided sensible actions with her own trigger-happy nature. A ''[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential player]]'' Sith.
** On a related note, his [[FlatWhat reaction]] to [[CardCarryingVillain Darth Jadus]]' [[ToCreateAPlaygroundForEvil philo]][[DystopiaJustifiesTheMeans sophy]].
* He tries to pass himself off during his confrontation with Darth Jadus as an absolute total badass... only to break that when Watcher Two chimes in.
-->'''Rex-Dart:''' Really, Jadus? I have more faith in me.\\
'''Darth Jadus:''' [[BadassBoast Whatever you think you are capable of or believe you have accomplished, all of that is dust. Only I am eternal.]]\\
'''Watcher Two:''' [[CaptainObvious He'll kill you, Cypher.]]
'''Chuck:''' Shut up! [[OhCrap I was a lot braver before I realized I’d angered the scariest fucker in the galaxy!]]
* Chuck says he doesn't like killing - except when it's Sand People. Not because he hates Sand People, but because each one makes a sound like a broken saxophone when they die. "It's like with every shot, I'm slowly killing jazz."
* His frustrated assessment of his work helping Kaliyo deal with all of the people she screwed over.
--> '''Chuck''': I'm supposed to be stopping a galactic conspiracy, but somehow I've turned into [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Scott]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Pilgrim]].
** Later, after he finds that she's been having sex with random strangers on his super secret spy ship, he gets a little irritated to say the least.
--->'''Chuck:''' You, droid, I want everything within ten meters of Kaliyo’s bunk [[KillItWithFire bleached or incinerated now]]! After that, I want the bunk itself tossed into the sun, just to be on the safe side. Then, I want [[TheScrappy you]] to follow it in, just to be sure! If [[SurroundedByIdiots anyone needs me]] [[DrivenToSuicide I’m gonna be in the cockpit hanging myself!]]
* His voice slowly getting faster, concluding in MotorMouth over the [[InsaneTrollLogic second massacre plan.]]
* When complaining about the multiplayer aspect of the game, Chuck preemptively shuts down the comment that he should just socialize more but addressing an open letter to the [[{{GIFT}} reasons]] why he hasn't. He apparently believes them to be [[HumanoidAbomination Humanoid Abominations]].
* His response to the revelation of Dr. Eckhard's condition.
--> '''Chuck''': "Yep while the Nikto and Jedi whack left the guy alone, this old man's got Rak syndrome. Screw you; I stand by that sentence.
** If you don't get it [[spoiler: read that first sentence to the tune of "This Old Man"]].
* Calling the rouge padawan on Taris [[EnfantTerrible Darth Ritalin]].
* When a padawan tries to pull a YouShallNotPass:
--> '''Chuck:''' What are you, [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]]? [[NotNowKiddo Go play with your Power Rangers.]]
* His final BadassBoast to Hunter, after the music chosen for the preceding RoaringRampageOfRevenge;
-->'''Chuck''': Prepare to be ''[[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Garfunkelled!]]''
* During part 3, Chuck becomes convinced that another player is stalking him just because they happened to be both on Nar Shaddaa and at the same terminal on Tatooine right when he arrived.
** Latter, when his vehicle despawns, he's convinced he was sabotaged by said player.
* When [[TyrantTakesTheHelm Lord Razer takes over]] and Chuck takes the time to point out his PunnyName,[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke referring both to a blade and one who razes]][[/note]] he then notes how he is using a [[ProductPlacement Razor mouse]], calling it a useful tool... [[TakeThat unlike Lord Razer, where he'd be half right]].

[[folder:Anna's Quest]]
* Chuck lists a long list of reasons on why he can't review one of the Hyperdimension Neptunia games. Actually sounds more frustrating then flooding.
* Chuck's bemused reaction to realizing Anna was able to trick a troll prison guard into leaving her unguarded..by having Reynard fake a union meeting in the next room. He ends up giving aspiring {{Evil Overlord}}s tips on making one's minions [[BadBoss even more miserable]] so they don't consider forming a disobedient union.
* Him trying to figure out what the [[IncrediblyLamePun Hell]] the three bears were doing in Hell.

[[folder:Wing Commander III]]
* The various jokes surrounding the ''[[WaveMotionGun Behemoth]]'':
** When Tolwyn introduces the aforementioned weapon Chuck gives us this gem:
--->'''Tolwyn:''' We would've liked another year or two for testing and development.\\
'''Chuck (as Tolwyn):''' And to make it look more like a giant penis, of course.
** Followed in Part 2 by this gem:
--->'''Blair:''' We're headed to Kilrah with that thing, aren't we?\\
'''Tolwyn:''' Well, what would you aim for if you had the biggest gun in the universe?\\
'''Chuck:''' Kanye West's house, but, hey, that's just me.
* Chuck quickly establishes [[TheCaptain Eisen's]] status as a MemeticSexGod with the introduction of his "Pimp cane".
* Eisen doesn't like Colonel Blair.
-->'''Eisen''': I wish they wouldn't send me these academy hotshots.\\
'''Chuck (as Eisen):''' They're almost as bad as that insufferable Colonel Blair!\\
'''Chuck (as Blair):''' [[ImStandingRightHere I'm right here, sir.]]\\
'''Chuck (as Eisen):''' [[FlatYes I know.]]

[[folder:Dragon Age: Awakening]]
* Tim in-character claims Anders is a famous sex maniac with so many [=STDs=] that the only reason he's still standing is because they're kept busy fighting amongst themselves.
** One such STD caused Anders to [[ShockAndAwe shoot lighting out of his crotch]], [[ButtMonkey which knocked Jowan down a flight of stairs]]. As you can imagine, that's one of Tim's favorite memories.
* Tim is completely disgusted to be stuck with Oghren again. Apparently the last time they met Oghren got drunk and crawled under the robe of the Grand Cleric, leading to Tim having to bail him out of jail.
** His annoyance with the fact that his first two party members [[SurroundedByIdiots are a couple of perverts, one of whom is near constantly drunk]].
*** It's enough to make him question the concept of reincarnation, because no one deserves these two. [[NeverLiveItDown Unless banging Morrigan really did cause all this trouble, then Tim deserves it]].
* Tim's animation glitches in an early cutscene so that he's holding his arms apart all the time. Cue asking random people for hugs, stories about a "fish this big", etc.
* Tim declares himself Emperor of Amarathine. When he runs into an NPC voiced by Natasha Little he instantly declares her the Emperor's Wrath, even though she's an accountant.
* A RunningGag is Tim constantly fretting that him [[DeusSexMachina banging Morrigan]] in the main game is the reason [[ItCanThink the Darkspawn are acting so weird]]. [[FridgeHorror An admittedly disturbing idea, yes]], but it's his execution that [[CrossesTheLineTwice brings it back around]].
** [[SkewedPriorities Not that it wasn't worth it, mind you, just that he'd feel real bad about it.]]
* In part two, Tim is flabbergasted at how [[PoliceAreUseless incompetent]] [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy the guards are]]. From the first guard they meet [[WhatAnIdiot asking to search Tim for smuggled goods despite the fact that he's a) captain of the Grey Wardens and b)]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot the guy who saved Ferelden from a Blight]]'', to the quest giver not doing anything ''when Tim chases a suspect right in front of him''.
-->'''Guard:''' Excuse me, but I need to search your packs for smuggled goods.\\
'''Tim:''' Dah... ''WHAT?!'' Do I ''look'' like a smuggler to you? No, no, really? ''Really!?'' Please think about this for a just a minute. In my effort to be inconspicuous while sneaking goods in, I turn myself ''translucent!'' That will not draw ''any'' attention, will it!? What an uncourteous abuse of privacy! Boy, I'm going to take this to the Lord. ''Oh, wait!'' That's ''me!'' My god, man! You are a moron on so many levels I have to invent new dimensions just to represent it!\\\
'''Constable Aidan:''' I apologize. Smugglers and thieves have all but taken over the city.\\
'''Tim:''' Yeah, I can't imagine how they are outsmarting your guards. With this collection of Mensa-members, they'd got to be ''super''-geniuses to figure out a way past them! Or, perhaps, just tapping them on the shoulder and rushing in while the guard turns the other way and stands looking in that direction for ten minutes, wondering how they could be tapped by an invisible man!\\
'''Constable Aidan:''' With trade slowed to a crawl, smugglers have moved in, selling goods at exorbitant prizes! If we could shut down their operation and seize their supplies, we could distribute it to the needy.\\
'''Tim:''' And maybe you could end this farce that you call "security". Jeez! [[SurroundedByIdiots It figures that if I'm in charge or a police state, the Keystone cops are the ones running it]].
** It continues in part five, when Tim asks the Dark Wolf if he is interested in a position as the local Captain of the Guard, seeing how he is the only competent person outside of his inner circle he has met so far.
** And later, Tim finally loses his patience with Constable Aidan, when he response to Tim's declaration that he will stay and fight to protect Amaranthine is to wish him "good luck", indicating that he will not personally be joining the battle.
--->'''Tim:''' What do you mean, "good luck to you"!?! Do you think I pay you to be a doughnut-critic, you ''fucking'' coward?! Grow a dick, take out your sword, and get in formation, or I'll cover you in steak-sauce and throw you over that wall!
*** Tim even remarks after the battle for Amaranthine that the Darkspawn Messenger would make a better constable than Aidan.
* Tim's solution to Shrieks turning invisible, setting everything on fire.
--->'''Tim:''' Admittedly this plan does have it's flaws but I think that it's balanced out by the fact that I get to light things on fire.
* Tim talks Anders into abandoning his pro-Chantry position. [[CallForward This can't possibly end badly!]]
* Chuck lost most of the footage for the forest level, so he has Oghren try to cover for him while he patches something together.
** In the level he comes across Ines, a mage that Wynn sent him to find to be a voice of reason. Previously he had been pretty strongly pro-independence from the Chantry. A few minutes with her is enough to get him seeing the Chantry's point of view.
* Showing a clip of all his companions running into a massive fireball while Tim yells at them to get out of there, ending with him commenting that he's surprised they beat the blight when 'we're all such morons.
* Describing Velanna as making the Bolshevik revolution look like a strongly worded bumper sticker.
* Answers a guard wanting to know who they are responds with
-->'''Tim:''' Why I am Lord Happy Pants and these are the Knights of the order of get the fuck out of our way.
* He makes a joke about Nathaniel Howe's sister marrying a Mr. Browne, then shows the newspaper headline showing the announcement. 'Howe now, Browne cow.
* In the finale, thanks to a StupidityIsTheOnlyOption moment in the game, the guards have completely ignored his orders to collapse the smuggler tunnels which has allowed the Darkspawn to take the city easily. Tim is so angry he offers the job of guard captain to the Darkspawn (The Messenger) who just happens to be standing there on the grounds that it would probably be an improvement.
* The reason Tim went to Amgarrak? Poor bastard got conned into thinking there would be some epic loot.
* During a mission where Tim has to seal portals to The Fade, Chuck comments [[TakeThat how dumb it would be if]] [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition this were a major gameplay element.]]
* Tim deciding to simply be referred to as 'The Lord', on the grounds that [[FluffyTheTerrible 'Lord Tim' doesn't sound as awesome]].
* Tim completing the dragon bone quest to the tune of The Bone Song, including the dragon boss fight.
** [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Becomes badass]] at the end when he kills the DracoLich:
--->'''Tim:''' [[BondOneLiner Now hear the word of]] [[CallBack The Lord]].

[[folder: ''Dragon Age II'']]
* A meta one: Chuck played the game on X-Box so that he could import Tim's save file, but thanks to a bug (possibly from playing Witch Hunt out of order) the import glitched and the game decided Tim sacrificed himself in the first game. Cue Chuck angrily arguing with the game whenever it comes up. The game then became so unstable that he had to pause the series after Act 1, instead opting to switch over to the PC version. The PC version was only barely more stable, and [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial definitely not because it was a pirated copy.]]
* In Varric's first scene in the framing device, Chuck claims he's being dragged into EA headquarters for buying a FIFA game used.
** In the same scene, Chuck fails to be very impressed by Cassandra's attempts at intimidating Varric, as they doesn't go very much beyond PokeThePoodle:
--->'''Chuck:''' Ah, nothing shows your badass credentials like stabbing a book. Perhaps for an encore, you can push over an urn.
* Chuck saying mages and Templars get along like a house on fire, in that if you put them both in a house it will soon be on fire.
* After seeing Aveline's badass introduction standing against a tide of monsters defending her one true love, Chuck asks if we're sure that the bickering Hawke clan are the heroes.
* Chuck's Hawke is decidedly in the "stab things and get paid for it" school of fantasy hero, so Flemeth's prophesy that "the world will shake before you" is just met with confusion.
* Flemeth once again gets the "Evil Janeway's witch cosplay" treatment.
* In Varric's first in-story scene Chuck says there was some kind of audio glitch when he shows it normally, and then shows the "corrected" version which has the Shaft theme playing.
* Chuck getting quite exasperated when the quest to deliver an amulet to the Dalish elves become a game of MovingTheGoalPosts.
-->'''Chuck:''' Wait, ''wait!'' The deal was that I deliver an amulet, ''then'' you tell me I deliver an amulet and climb a mountain. Then you tell me, ''after that'', I've gotta deliver an amulet, climb a mountain, and then bring an Elf home with me. What are you gonna tell next? I got to carry him or her home on my back?! I'm starting to get the feeling that is less of the arrangement and more of a bet you made amongst each other to see how many you can tack on before I decide just not to do it!
** Gets a follow up when he get acquainted with Merrill, and finds out that she is an apostate:
--->'''Chuck:''' Well, at least I don't have to take her all the way home and have her live with me; I'm just supposed to deliver her to Kirkwall and that's the end of it. Although, then again, I was just supposed to deliver an amulet to the Elves, so, knowing their definition, it probably means to bring her to Kirkwall and build her a fucking house.
* Chuck meeting Merrill and quickly noticing her [[MotorMouth tendency to babble on about stuff]]:
-->'''Merrill:''' I'm rambling, sorry!\\
'''Chuck:''' ''(annoyed)'' Please tell me you're ''not'' going to do that the entire way up the mountain.
** Just after that:
--->'''Merrill:''' I'll just shut up now.\\
'''Chuck:''' At least you catch on fast.
* After another sidequest ends in a fight
-->'''Chuck:''' God damn, I'm a criminal who carries knives everywhere, when the fuck did I become the sole voice of reason.
* While lamenting Hawke's lack of money and a house to live in, Chuck points out that Tim saved the entire world, and all he got was the hassle of running an army and a lot of hot sex, and that there is only so much that boning can achieve. He seems to neglect to mention that, if Tim didn't bang Morrigan, Tim would have died!
* Chuck likening having Anders on the team -- between his getting extremely moody and whiny over having his advances rejected by Hawke and being a pervert with absolutely no sense of tact and tone, what with making very lewd, inappropriate comments about Aveline's sex life with her ''dead'' husband -- as being forced to hang out with Harvey Weinstein, followed by him [[SarcasticClapping sarcastically applauding]] Bioware for being so very progressive in [[DepravedBisexual their portrayal]] of a bisexual person.
* During the hunt for the SerialKiller mage, Chuck grows increasingly frustrated with the Templars and other local Kirkwall authorities complete lack of ability to do any kind of coherent investigation of the crimes plaguing the city:
-->'''Templar:''' ''(about the assassination of [[spoiler:Ser Emeric]])'' Some mage send that thing here to kill him! Why would anyone--? Oh, Maker! The murders.\\
'''Chuck:''' Yeah, the murders. That he was investigating. ''Jeez.'' Now I'm starting to see why everyone thinks I'm a detective. They see me using the most ''basic'' common sense, and they're like "What kind of mental wizardry is that?! Clearly you must be Sherlock ''fucking'' Holmes!"\\
'''Templar:''' Thank you for your help in this matter. If you learning anything more, please, come to me.\\
'''Chuck:''' Oh, yeah. I'll be sure to do that. Or, even better, I'll write it down, crumble it up, and then drop it down a deep well. Because that is about as much good giving you a clue will be!
* When Mother Petrice ineptly tries to frame Hawke for a murder, Chuck fails to be very impressed and warns her that he thought to bring along Anders, and he is very tempted to have him unleash his "#[=TriggerWarning=]" attack on her.
* During the hunt in ''Mark of the Assassin'', he remarks that an early character inexplicably lacks a French accent. He suspects it's because of the effect it would have had on his closing line "May the Maker smile on your 'unt."
* In the same section, on encountering the new goblin-like enemies, he accuses them of trespassing in the wrong fantasy universe and threatens to call the cops.
* Baron Arlange essentially being the FrenchJerk Supreme:
-->'''Baron Arlange:''' I don't know 'ow you came to rob s'oulders wiff your betteurs, but enoff is quite enoff! I suggest you run along with your servands, while you 'ave zee c'ance! Zis wyvern was ''mine'' to kill, ''not'' yours! ''Mine, mine, '''mine!''''' I paid good coin to win zis contest! It was ''my'' turn!\\
'''Chuck:''' Twenty seconds with this guy, and you entirely see where Loghain was coming from.
* Hawke enters a tense discussion with the Qunari Arishok, who is openly carrying his axe and starring down the party as they arrive:
-->'''Aveline:''' Greetings, Arishok. We come regarding the Elven fugitives that took refuge here.\\
'''Arishok:''' Irrelevant. I would speak to Hawke about the relic stolen from my grasp.\\
'''Chuck:''' Oh, great. So nice to be wanted. Normally I would relish a chance to use my sliver tongue, but you can no more sweet-talk a Qunari than you can a shark.\\
'''Hawke:''' One of my former companions [Isabella], stole [the ancient Qunari book].\\
'''Arishok:''' Her part was clear. Your admission... is ''welcome''.\\
'''Chuck:''' ''Phew!'' That went better than I hoped. There is a chance now that we can resolve this without bloodshed. All we have to do now is just be very careful what we--\\
'''Aveline:''' An issue for another time. We're here for the fugitives!\\
'''Chuck:''' ''Oh'', for fuck-- You ''know'' he is not carrying that axe because they need more firewood, don't you?
* The Arishok does a DecapitationPresentation of the Viscount:
-->'''Arishok:''' Here is your Viscount. ''(throws the Viscount's head at the frightened nobles)''\\
'''Chuck:''' Well, at least Aveline won't have to explain how she caused this clusterfuck to her boss. That's ''one'' good thing... He gives a speech -- the Arishok, not the Viscount -- he gives a speech about how useless these people all are -- I'm sure the Viscount would agree with that sentiment anyway...
* In the beginning of Act III (part 8) he claims that the game is so bad that it's infecting real life. For instance, while recording his commentary over Nataniel's cameo ''his ceiling collapsed''.
** The gag continues in Part 9. He mentions that he'd been looking at a nice house right by Page Creek Marsh. Cut to an in-game dialog where Varric and Anders are wondering why anybody would willingly go anywhere with "Marsh" in the name as though they're giving him shit for it.
* A bit into Part Nine he encounters yet more bugs:
-->'''Chuck:''' We'll happy join any conspiracy [against Meredith] that's gonna try to knock her down. ''(the game freezes up)'' Especially because it involves a whole lot of Templar bullies. ''(beat, the game remains frozen)'' Ahem, I ''said''; "Especially because it involves a whole lot of Templar bullies..." ''(the game still refuses to respond) These damn bugs!'' Jesus. ''(one restart later)'' I swear to Christ, I have seen that load screen more times than I've seen my kids' faces this month...
* Speaking of "Templar bullies":
-->'''Ser Mettin:''' ''(with as much haughtiness as possible)'' You've habored a known apostate.\\
'''Citizen:''' What crime is feeding my cousin?! She was whipped, half-starving!\\
'''Ser Mettin:''' It is ''a crime'' against the Maker. The sentence is-- ''(notices Hawk and the gang)'' Intruders! Deal with them.\\
'''Chuck:''' I'm guessing Templars aren't big on body cams... Oh, and how'd you like that bit about "a crime against the Maker"? Yeah, I'm sure that ''really'' cheesed him off. Showing ''kindness'' to someone who is downtrodden. Yeah, I bet there is a verse in the chant: "Blessed are the pigheaded idiots, but woe upon those who show kindness to those bleeding and starving, for they clearly hadn't gotten a righteous asswooping!"
* The conspiracy is ambushed and so Hawke has to fight off even more Templars:
-->'''Chuck:''' How many of these guys do you think took their oaths saying: "Boy, I sure do hope I get shipped off to the middle of god-only-knows-where to get involved in the political machinations of some corrupt bureaucrat, so that I can fight and die in the streets! You know, because I believe in a divine plan"?
* Meredith tries to get Hawke to help her with finding some fugitive mages:
-->'''Chuck:''' Not a problem! I'll give the case all the attention it deserves! ''(with no pause whatsoever)'' Well, the case was hopeless, we did ''everything'' we could, but the trail went cold. I guess you'll have to settle at being tyrannical to someone else. I could bring in a orphan girl with a three-legged dog for you to flog if it makes you feel better.
* Chuck finding Dulci de Launcet's way of dressing quite the fashion accident:
-->'''Hawke:''' You look lovely tonight, m'lady.\\
'''Dulci de Launcet:''' Oh, you're too kind!\\
'''Chuck:''' I agree. ''Too'' kind. This... ''What'' is this? It's like you put on a sensible Film/MaryPoppins bottom, then you put on a clown suit on top, and then you realized that you forgot to put your sports-bra on, so you put that one on over that? Are you going to some kind of high-powered Circus D'Orlais tonight? I don't know what this is.
* Part 10 sees Hawke going up against Dwarven assassins with a very single-minded purpose:
-->'''Chuck:''' So, we fight the Dwarves who want my blood, and then more Dwarves who want my blood, and after that, there are some more Dwarves -- who, turns out, want my blood. There are also some of those rhinoceros-dinosaurs in here; I don't think they're after my blood specifically, but I don't know how deep the conspiracy goes, so let us not put too much stock into assumptions here. So after all that, we wade inside, and what do we find? Dwarves. Who want my blood. ''(beat) Wait a minute!'' I'm noticing a trend here!
* Chuck brought Anders along for the quest involving the Dwarven assassins, because the matter is related to the Grey Wardens, and he hoped Anders, as a Grey Warden, could offer some unique insight. Instead Anders decides to do some hand-wringing about the mages back in Kirkwall, which ticks off Chuck something fierce:
-->'''Anders:''' While we are stuck down here, Meredith could be burning down the Circle!\\
'''Chuck:''' Oh. You're ''right''. How silly of me to think that endless waves of assassins after me ''personally'' merited my attention. When, by all rights, I should be standing outside the gallows with a bucket of water, just in case Meredith flipped out and started a fire. With you, it's all ''(whiny voice)'' "''My'' cause, ''my'' mission, ''my'' interest, ''my'' concerns!" ''(normal voice)'' You certainly put the "my" in "myopic"! If you don't get your head in the game, Anders, then I'm gonna shove it ''so'' far up your ass that you'll suprise Justice right out of your body!
* After defeating the leader of the Dwarven assassins, Hawke, in a moment of CutsceneIncompetence, decides to pick up a strange glowing weapon he had on his body:
-->'''Chuck:''' The worst part is, I'd had yelled at anyone else who did something this stupid.
* Anders gets momentarily taken over by the Darkspawn taint and Hawke and the gang has to fight him:
-->'''Chuck:''' ''(with tick sarcasm)'' Oh, no. Now we have no choice but to beat the living shit out of Anders. Damn you, Corypheus, for making me repeatedly knee him in the groin. I don't know how I'll live with myself.
* Merrill shows Hawke the Eluvian she has been working on getting operational again:
-->'''Hawke:''' Tell me you didn't bring the killer mirror to Kirkwall just because it's pretty.\\
'''Merrill:''' It's not dangerous! I fixed it! Or-or tried to. With blood magic.\\
'''Chuck:''' That wasn't as reassuring as you thought it was. "I took care of the radiation leak! I dumped toxic waste all over it, and I think its perfectly fine now."
* Aveline asks Hawke for a favor; helping her out with her courtship:
-->'''Aveline:''' I need you to give something to Guardsman Donnic, here in the barracks. No questions and he is ''not'' to know it's from me.\\
'''Chuck:''' Why, of course I'll do that! After all; we are both in the 6th grade.
** Aveline continues to be completely inept at the seduction thing:
--->'''Aveline:''' ''(to Donnic)'' It's... a real nice night for an evening.\\
'''Chuck:''' ''Jeez...'' She's the [[Film/BackToTheFuture George McFly]] of Kirkwall.
* The entire warrior caste of the Dalish elf village gets angry at Merrill and so they insist on fighting Hawke and the gang. They do this to the point of SuicidalOverconfidence:
-->'''Chuck:''' Wait, ''please!'' It doesn't have to be like this. We-- ''(fighting begins)'' ''Please!'' Could-could we all just stop fighting for a little while? Because, we-we don't want to kill any more than... we already have this fight. If you guys could all stop with the... Y'know... ''Fuck''...
** Hawke and the gang then has to pass by the Dalish elf village itself. More SuicidalOverconfidence ensues:
--->'''Chuck:''' Okay, let's just sneak down here and not say anything, and hope nobody knows what-- ''(the entire villages goes into aggro mode)'' Oh, shit. Ugh! All right, look, everyone! I ''know'' this is a bad situation! Could we all stop the fighting for a moment? Just, please? Could we all just--? I don't want to have to stab anyone else! Could we... Fuck it... ''(the fighting continues)'' Y-you know, this isn't ''necessary.'' You could stop this any time now... We don't need to kill each other in order to... Goddammit! No wonder the Dalish are dying out.\\
''("Five minutes later...")''\\
'''Chuck:''' ''(as Hawke slays the last standing Dalish warrior)'' Well, I think this is a first. I don't know anyone else who can claim to have committed genocide ''strictly'' as an act of immediate self-defense...
* Anders praises Hawke for being a good friend to the mages' cause and a personal source of stability:
-->'''Anders:''' Sometimes I think you're the only reason I'm not crazy.\\
'''Chuck:''' Ugh. I knew I was doing something wrong.
* Chuck's rant about how utterly unqualified Anders is to lead a revolution. He considers him the last in line he'd trust with that responsibility, and that takes into account both [[CloudCuckoolander Sandal]] and the [[AnimalCompanion dog]].
* Hawke walks on an argument between Anders and Aveline, where the former accuses the latter of being the Templars' extended arm. It ends with an incensed Aveline walking off:
-->'''Anders:''' ''(to Hawke)'' I'm sorry. I didn't mean for you to see that.\\
'''Chuck:''' It's alright! I already knew what a massive prick you are. Was there something specific, or was this just another street performance of "Angry Zealot Makes an Ass of Himself"?
* Chuck decides to tell Anders off.
-->'''Chuck:''' I'm just done with him. He can do whatever he normally does; probably hitting on widows at funerals...
* How does he summarise his experiences with ''Dragon Age II''? "[[Music/{{Genesis}} Land of Confusion]]".
* Despite the serious nature of the Prime Directive Analysis, Chuck does manage to squeeze a [=CMOF=] into it. When likening the Prime Directive to nature documentaries, he pulls up a picture of [[Film/JurassicPark John Hammond]] saying: "And so the volcano on the island became active and all the animals will likely be wiped out...and it can't happen soon enough for me, by God! I'd have run them all over with a jeep if I though I'd get away with it!"
* His cameo in the 200th episode of WebVideo/{{Atop The Fourth Wall}}, where he's just confused about what he's doing there, and refuses to show his face because "cameras steal your soul."
** The best part? That line was ad-libbed.
** In a bit of perfect timing, Chuck's revised review of the Voyager episode ''Investigations'' (which went up just a few days later) includes a reference to ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay'' (the comic Linkara reviewed in his 200th episode). He noted this was just a coincidence. Besides the reference to ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay'' was in the original version of the review on Youtube anyway.
* For the 5th anniversary of the Opinionated Episode Guides, Chuck [[http://sfdebris.com/videos/special/anniversary.php released]] an hour-long ClipShow of various jokes from his reviews.
** And starts it off with a parody of "Boomdyada Boomdyada" to boot!
* His week long special about Douglas Adams has moments of Adams style humor.
* ''{{Literature/Foundation}}'': "(Harry Seldon's) plan is simple: We're gonna create an encyclopedia. Yeah, apparently civilisation can be saved by {{Wiki/Wikipedia}} - the first and only time that will ever be suggested."
* ''Awfulthon 2015'': Chuck got his Patreon supporters to vote for the worst Trek episodes reviewed that year. For the winner, "Let He Who Is Without Sin", he spent half the episode replacing references to sex with references to cricket, with Vanessa Williams being controversial because of photos of her "playing cricket with the same team", and having killed Curzon with a cricket bat.
-->"And by now, you're probably a little tired of this OverlyLongGag. Well, imagine it stretched out to an hour, and you get why 'Let He Who Is Without Sin' is ''so frickin' boring''."
* During the ''Awfulthon 2015'', Chuck firmly denied rumors that some of the judges bribed him.
-->"All of them bribed me, get it straight."
* ''Rise and Fall of the Comic Empire'':
** In Part 3, he refers to Todd [=McFarlane=] and Creator/RobLiefeld as "the [[Film/RebelWithoutACause rebel without a cause]] and the rebel without a clue".
** On how Marvel got the Spider-Man rights back from Cannon Films (the company behind ''Film/CaptainAmerica1990'' and ''Film/ThePunisher1989''):
--> Spider-Man was rescued from Cannon, in the kind of triumph that everybody loves. Yes, of course, I'm talking about a procedural error in the bowels of an inhuman bureaucracy. It seems that neither the 1985 deal nor the extension was registered at the copyright office, thus the rights would automatically revert to Marvel if it were to ever declare bankruptcy... ''which it had!'' '''YES! Our multi-year, company-destroying public dick-measuring contest saved the day!'''
* In the ''Transformers History'' videos he points out a chance meeting between two executives while both were using the urinals in a bathroom is ironically one of the very few corporate interactions in the tale that ''didn't'' degenerate into a pissing contest.
* In ''Hermit's Journal'', about the story of the filming of the ''Franchise/StarWars'', pointing out how Lucas ended up creating a ContinuitySnarl by making Obi-Wan younger in ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'', by pointing out Creator/HarrisonFord's [[Film/AirForceOne James Marshall]] was kicking ass as President--while Creator/AlecGuinness's Obi-Wan (who was originally supposed to be ten years older than Guinness himself) was now ''younger'' and still lamenting that he's not a young man.

* When one of the commenters on one of his Voyager videos said, "Jesus Chuck what the hell do you have against Janeway (missing commas and all)," Chuck replied with: "Please, 'Chuck' is fine, there's no need to refer to me as 'Jesus Chuck.' I'm pretty sure that man's leprosy would have cleared up even if I hadn't touched him."
* In a video explaining that due to very bad weather, his videos would be delayed.
-->'''Chuck''': Mother Nature's wrath... Or Janeway, I did never find out if she finished that weather machine of hers.
* All of his "Jonathan Archer is dead to me" jokes are HilariousInHindsight for people who own the DVD box set version of ''Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture'', as on the DVD commentary '''''Denise Okuda''''' makes one.
-->'''Decker:''' "All those ships were named ''Enterprise.''"\\
'''Mike Okuda:''' "You know, I don't see the NX-01 anywhere on there."\\
'''Denise Okuda:''' "Jonathan Archer did something so horrible he got himself written out of the history books somehow."
* Chuck's interview on [[http://www.allthingstrek.com/?p=279 All Things Trek]] has some funny as well.
** Describing his whole development team.
--->'''Chuck:''' Yes, SF Debris Conglomerate, consisting of me [[TalkingToThemself and this sock puppet]].
** On Solar Flares from Up the Long Ladder: "Get an umbrella, that will protect you!"
** Talking about his career as a subsitute teacher: "Well we're not going to get the whole dynamic systems today. Sounds like a problem for somebody else. Good thing someone will be here tomorrow! < EvilLaugh >"
** On which Trek is his favorite: "Ah! The same approach I take with my children! 'Which of you has disappointed me the least today! You shall not be punished.'"
** On his analysis of how Roddenberry's views changed from TOS to TNG he uses a prime example of GallowsHumor by comparing it to dissecting a cat (you know how the cat works but you no longer have a cat)
-->"That poor cat!"\\
"I have really disturbing analogies. No idea why. I'm so sorry."
** All of them cracking up when it's suggested that Chuck review ''Series/Space1999''.
* From Chuck's Twitter:
** About upcoming episodes:
-->'''Chuck''': ''[[Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot Wonder Woman]]'' and ''[[Film/TheThing1982 The Thing]]'' are going to be hard. Inhuman indiscriminate killer no one can hope to stop, [[BaitAndSwitchComparison and the Thing is nasty too]].
** About a plumbing disaster that has delayed production:
-->Sigh. The sink is now clogged and black gunk is bubbling out of the bathtub drain. The last person Poseidon was this mad at was Odysseus.
* While Chuck has mentioned being a fan of ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'', this one was most likely unintentional, but his RunningGag of Janeway desiring people to be prostrate before her, becomes even more funny when one realises that in [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII the sequel]], the first thing Merrill does upon meeting Flemeth (voiced by Kate Mulgrew) is to [[HilariousInHindsight do just that!]]
-->'''Flemeth:''' [[DramaticIrony The People bend their knees too easily.]]
** Now that VideoGame/DragonAgeII is on his list of upcoming reviews, one can only imagine what his reaction to ''that'' line is going to be.
* Another one from his Twitter:
-->"Some days you discover that your job requires you to spend $150 on [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica a magical girl show]]. And then you cry."
* From his Twitter, on why he started the show:
--> [=@CaptainCalvinCa=]: @sfdebris You're doing a great job with your opinionated reviews. I'm curious - what made you start that?"\\
'''Chuck''': [=@CaptainCalvinCa=] TY :) I needed to practice coding websites, so I needed to create content. Bitching about Voyager seemed the obvious choice.
* As part of his role in Battle Geek Plus' Bidding war for Capcom against other Channel Awesome producers, Chuck used images of [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Dr. Claw]].

[[folder:''Astromech Spy'']]
* R2 probably willfully misinterpreting one of [=C-3PO=]'s lines to nickname him "Princess."
* The {{Precision F Strike}} when R2's efforts to get away from C-3PO come to naught.
* R2 wishing he still had fuel for his rockets from the prequels.
* R2's NonSequiturThud after being shocked by the Jawa.
* R2's dream on the Sandcrawler.
* C-3PO's lines as Leia's message fragment plays are attempts to throw Luke off the scent, and [[TheDogBitesBack he takes the opportunity to turn Luke against R2.]]
* According to the interlude cards, [[spoiler: the scene with Luke, Obi-Wan, R2 and C-3PO on the cliff was a "bathroom break".]]
* R2 seducing the Death Star computer.
* R2 saying he's going to get a Dalek chassis with his pay.
* After one of Luke's X-Wing engines has been hit and asks R2 to deal with it: "Oh yeah, [[SarcasmMode I'll pull a new engine out of my ass]]!"
* Concerning the attack on the Death Star: "The battle goes as badly as tiny ships attacking a moon-sized stations sounds like it would."
* "Wipe that smile off, I was shot today!"